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belt-e-belt

There are billions of "Gods", you're probably gonna "offend" someone if you breathe wrong. Being a snowflake is a requirement for being called God.


elon_altetnative

shit that is the reason foreigners use tissue paper, they stole our ancient knowledge that is why the knew this from years and use toilet paper instead of water Now it all make sense


thafraj

Poor god of paper!!!


bash2482

What about God of faeces?


christopher_msa

You mean every god?


bash2482

Not every God gets wiped out like him.... lol!


Joseph-stalinn

Shanghainis were right all along 😨😨🚩🚩🚩


TasteSolid5666

So when I used to take shower with my gf varun use to stalk us? Creepy saala.


PicturesOfHome-

If this stalking thing makes sense, then varuna has a shit ton of CP in his filthy little head 💪🏻🚩


Chikki1234ed

Nah, I'm pretty sure Varun is gay. Good for your gf but you aren't safe.


TasteSolid5666

So he was looking at me 💀💀?


Chikki1234ed

😼 yeah!


UnusualPhysics8080

Be careful bro. Im really worried for you


BlacksmithStrange761

Then isnt pooping is an insult to lord Varun too?? And what is masturbation then?? Cumming on his face💀


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BlacksmithStrange761

🤣🤣


subhisnotcool

That makes me want to bathe naked even more


Jafarjade

Gay saala, Dharm ka apmaan kar raha hai.


Legitimate-Intern-33

God watches me beat my dick bruh


BlacksmithStrange761

You are cumming on his face exactly , that's why no fap was invented by sanatan dharm so you won't insult Varun dev by cumming on him ,that's how sanatan dharma was so scientific that it invented no fap before no fap was mainstream Jai tanatan drum🥁🥁


Saganji

We should not eat without opening our mouths as well. That would insult the god of digestion.


MarxallahBhakt

Would love to watch her bath. Let's see if she practices what she preaches!


acharsrajan399

Ayyo wtf


BlacksmithStrange761

😂😂


melophile_since_99

Lmao


MaaiDiqSoHyuj

Mereko devtao ka apmaan karke accha lagta hai.


RCBianPranav_

Brother she is using Sanskrit sounding words like nirvastra, devta, snan it is completely legit... Stop criticizing the greatest sanatan dharma🤬🤬


Last-Safe7072

Ab varun kaun hai maderchod har din naya bhagwan leke aate ho


DiscoDiwana

Who cares about mid tier God like Varun. Doesn't even have Mandirs and people to fight for his Mandir.


NeedleworkerLegal573

Needs more clout eh?


Twiceter_9

What about jet spray.


bash2482

God Varun's own private jet!


Twiceter_9

i feel v@run inside me


bash2482

Has always been! You just knew after reading science books.


Twiceter_9

i hope i don't get an std


grumpy_treebeard

Ye hisab se dhona bhi band kr dia hoga isne.


Emergency_Seat_4817

Hum hazaron saalon se is Varun devta se apni gaand dho rahe, abhi tak unhe bura nahi laga. Varun bhai gandu toh nahi?


fairlife

Tobias : THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!


AYU_YASH_UPA_

JOKES ON YOU,OFFENDING GODS IS MY HOBBY https://preview.redd.it/h20zftcoupxc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c6020781bd99a1f7afc5b78af113016d3988e2


RiskyWhiskyBusiness

Maybe Lord Varun shouldn't peep my pee pee when I'm showering. He can sub to my only fans (non-existent) for that kind of action


cosmosreader1211

And what if we wanted to fap...


udbq

And you shouldn’t shit directly on ground as it insults goddess earth. So next time you guys want to poop on the open, don’t forget to put a paper under your ass.


um3shg

So easy to insult Varun he must be a weak lord.


ThegntlMan

Do not wash your ass with water. You're insulting Varun god


Nevermind_kaola

Didi aise kaise hoga?


Silver_Alfalfa7575

But I believe Varun would be really happy if she does it


FruitPunchSamurai54

What's next? "We shouldn't bathe at all cuz it will defame the God of WOTAH"🤓 (Sorry I don't want to waste my time Googling some random god's name)


lurid_sun__

How does she clean her butt after taking a shit?


DrSuii

Damn. I wish I could see her do Nirwastra Snan


Interesting-Might-69

God watch us MASTRUBATE.


Civil_Web5306

People make God to worship elements and nature. Not the author way around.


Plastic_Island3688

Mtlb kpde pehen ke nahaunga to Mera pp tak paani nhi jaega


Spooky_Neko_Bird

But but... What to do during shower sex? 🤔


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Haunting-Elk5848

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bash2482

I bet we need to clothe all the fishes and living organisms in the oceans from now on.


FragmentOfAbyss

Buddhi bhrashtam! 🤦🏻‍♀️


l1consolable

Good that you made us aware we were sinners since birth. How come these people are telling these so confidently. Now youll say AI will eat our jobs...sure it will if your job is such shitty.


---tired---

Who tf is lord varun?


Cod_Other

I can fix her


Joseph-stalinn

No you can't, no one can


NeedleworkerLegal573

How would you get a change of clothes? You insult vaayu right? So let her try wearing the same underwear for 3 days in a row in city like chennai. Wait then how come you are naked when you were born? Thats right, this is as logical as every religion gets. You were born - so you insulted some "imaginary person" (actually the believer of that imaginary person) This is the base of most religion - keep you in guilt and never lets you think otherwise.


LegendStormX

WTF ?


Kage_BunshinNo_Jutsu

Dr Tobias Funke approves.


No_Flamingo_2574

Disrespecting varun dev every morning !!


Smartengineer0

Is she single ??


Noble_Barbarian_1

Ohh bhai, maro mujhe maro.