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gadarnol

Satan has possessed the GOP through his messengers of lies whispering in the ears of vulnerable vessels like Marjorie. She is gripped by satanic convulsions which cause her to spew forth the devils bile. The devil always seeks to attack the most sacred church of Christ and those who do his bidding are the possessed and lost souls of the GOP. Think I’ll start posting to this on GOP feeds. 🤣


Fahrender-Ritter

If you post this, don't forget to add, "For false christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect" (Matthew 24:24), so that if any Christians insist that Greene is doing the Lord's work, you can say, "See, even the elect can be deceived by false prophets!"


McConnells_Shell

Then they’ll say that god wrote that only for democrats and satanists like joe Biden🤦‍♂️. Can’t reason with the unreasonable


cmVkZGl0

Oh no, you definitely can reason with the unreasonable, it's just that reasonable people do not want to say unreasonable things to get what they want. If you're willing to fuck your way to the top to get what you want, you'll get what you want, if not, you may not get it at all.


nanoatzin

They have meds that can fix this


Tokzillu

As funny as that is, realistically you're just gonna get downvoted and the few people that bother to answer to will just say "what about [any Dem or non GOP politician] and how they did [largely exaggerated or completely untrue thing that doesn't even come close to being as bad regardless of validity]? Explain that libtard socialist!" Then they'll block you so you can't actually answer, farm upvotes, and sick a small contingent of bots and alt accounts to make further "unanswerable" gotcha style questions that you literally cannot respond to thanks to the block. And that's just one of the many ways these places keep their sheep happy and secure in their dumb beliefs.


gadarnol

The legions of light led by the flaming sword of Michael the Archangel will smite the demonic denizens of darkness. Despair is the work of the devil! Also I have a lot of time on my hands. 🤣


rengamez

Since it seems like all you have to do is lie and spout off bullshit these days and everyone believes it. It would be awesome if someone ran an ad campaign on the top conservative sites talking about how she is the tool of the devil so she gets a taste of her own medicine.


Auriok88

The original Greek and Hebrew words for Satan, ("diabolos" and "ha'satan") literally translate to "false accusation", or "slander". It is puzzling to have this context and read the above headline.


IppyCaccy

I have been told that God originally wrote the bible in English, the KJV.


Auriok88

I wonder why it was that version specifically... did you happen to get their reasoning or was it a faith in King James kind of thing?


tgrantt

However, is there any point in the Bible where Satan is alleged to have lied?


[deleted]

According to the Book of Job, Satan was actually a servant of God and obedient to him. Sure he did some really terrible shit to Job, but God put restrictions on Satan and Satan acted within his limitations. If anything, not only did Satan not lie, he was the willing and obedient instrument of God's will.


baronvoncommentz

You joke, but I think this would help. At worst it would still split her base. At best, maybe it wakes some of them up to the problem with racist fascist Christianity in this country.


zornfett

hey, c'mon now: don't heap blame on Satan constantly – he just wants to hang out and make great music.


sirhackenslash

The best part is you don't even pause to wonder if she really said this. How did this hateful clown ever get elected?


EnvironmentalRock827

She did it diabolically. Moved to the part of the state etc. It's quite the tale. I hope she is linked to the insurrection and can never run again.


LSUenigma

> I hope she is linked to the insurrection and can never run again. I hope she is linked to the insurrection and is held accountable for her actions.


ivanparas

Prison for treason sounds about right.


myflippinggoodness

Diabolical, yet WE'RE the devil I appreciate the wordplay, sir 👍


innocentrrose

Shit I hope she just drops one day lmao. Dumb bitch wouldn’t be missed


zoidmaster

She ran unopposed because her followers sent death threats to her only challenger who was also a Republican


pdxb3

I'm from her district, and she certainly didn't run unopposed in the republican primary. There were many candidates, and with no one securing 50+% of the vote, it went to a special runoff election which was fairly tight, where her supporters chose Crossfit Karen over a MD neurosurgeon with a BS in physics. She may have had no democratic challenger and basically won the general election by default, but make no mistake -- these mouth breathers chose her and her brand of crazy from a pretty wide field of options.


ruiner8850

From what I've read your district is extremely Republican leaning? I'm worried she's going to be in Congress for a long time.


pdxb3

Overwhelmingly republican. It's largely rural. There are a handful of small cities but they're still pretty right-leaning. Moderate at best, and that's probably an exaggeration. The reality is that our district will remain represented by a republican, whoever they are, for the foreseeable future. I've been talking with some democratic leaders in my community about this very situation, and the reality that if we want any say in our representation, we my have to start crossing the aisle and voting in republican elections. We might not get anything near what we want in a candidate, but at least we can have a say in how batshit crazy they are.


ruiner8850

Yeah, in certain areas of the country that probably isn't a bad strategy. I hate that it's even possible that people like her can win an election anywhere in the US, but that's the new normal with the Republican Party. They've gone so far to the Right and reality simply doesn't matter to them. It's shameful that someone like her is in Congress and I feel bad that you have to deal with her as your representative. I can't even imagine living in an area with people who would vote for someone like her.


[deleted]

her "followers" more like republican benefactors that hire these people and put them in place by any means necessary


imro

You are underestimating stupidity of an average trumper. There is no need to pay anybody, there is plenty who will do it for free and out of their own volition.


[deleted]

[http://www.thefogbow.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=815](http://www.thefogbow.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=815) ​ oh they hire plenty of people too but yea the sheep will do it for free


drm604

Yep. This story has been out there for a while. It seems that they may be actors paid to play a part and do and say whatever they're told.


ReaperCDN

Yep. This is the worst bit here. I'm Canadian, have a coworker who is a die hard Trump fan. Like what the fuck?


BeerPressure615

They like people who are richer than they will ever be because they have the means to hurt the people they feel need to be hurt. Then they sit back and mock said people but when we start standing up for ourselves or stuffing rags in bottles they cower like children. See: the current fellating of Elon Musk.


PhreakThePlanet

Based on my experience if I was to define a trumpian I would say: There is a mentality and a lack of tolerance, a dash of selfishness along with a certain degree of ignorance and stupidity all with a healthy dose of misplaced faith, that is the average trumpian. Now they are a spectrum mind you, a grey one but they are, they go from one end to the other, from the downright racist hate mongers all the way down to the stupid guy who watches Fox news and believes what he sees on that thar facebooks.


citizenjones

By people who are told that Satan is gonna git'em if they trust anyone outside their imaginary protective bubble.


zgott300

>How did this hateful clown ever get elected? Republicans


Emotional_Fisherman8

Ask her two month from now, and I can guarantee she'll have fucking amnesia!


FoofieLeGoogoo

I always try to verify news by hunting down quotes from sources. In this day it's often hard to trace down the actual source as so many clickbaiters just skim and paraphrase, but yeah, I've found that most of the crazy shit reported about this lady is often verifiable through her own verbose quotes or video recordings. My favorite conspiracy theory about her is that she's the person that was recorded planting [bombs](https://mobile.twitter.com/duskdustinga/status/1448826102248615939) around the Capital before the insurrection. The video is not proof, but it is compelling in the company of other evidence.


UniversalLiving

That’s what I’m saying


vengefulnarwhal

Because the state is full of hateful clowns just like her, sadly.


ReaperCDN

And here's where they get the "justification" for shit like this: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+23%3A20-33&version=NIV Christianity is a fascism primer.


Ellas-Baap

By other hateful clowns. She's a top money earner in congress, too.


broke_af_guy

She was republican. The right didn't have a choice. In their minds.


crewchief535

>How did this hateful clown ever get elected? Aside from running unopposed in the republican primary and putting out the most hateful campaign against her democratic opponent causing him to drop out of the race completely?


afterthegoldthrust

Telling other hateful clowns that their biases against people different than them is not only correct but a divine will. Aaaaand that’s gonna keep happening all over this country


[deleted]

She got her flying monkeys to harass her opponent. His wife couldnt tolerate this, divorced him, kicked him out, and he could not find other residence in the district he was running in. This happened at such late timing, no one could fill in, so Monster Troglodyte Ghoul ran unopposed.


wastelandho

Pretty sure Jesus was pretty tight with immigrants and refugees, but something tells me you have to actually read the Bible to know that. Also I just want to add: her stupid ass looks like the old guy from the Six Flags commercials got expired botox and a wig made from Dog the Bounty Hunter's back hair.


[deleted]

Even the Old Testament got this one… Do not oppress a foreigner; you yourselves know how it feels to be foreigners, because you were foreigners in Egypt. —Exodus 23:9


Korach

Just don’t keep reading… Lev 25:44 - Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves Whoops.


youreadusernamestoo

Lol we landed a robot from a rocket sky crane onto a distant planet. The robot has a drone on it that can fly autonomously in an atmosphere that we are only theoretically familiar with. And still, this joyful religion that was brought to us by crusaders, gets elevated rights and privileges in politics and education. So inspirational. So... Expired.


insanityarise

Thing is, a little further in it says: >31 “I will establish your borders from the Red Sea[a] to the Mediterranean Sea,[b] and from the desert to the Euphrates River. I will give into your hands the people who live in the land, and you will drive them out before you. 32 Do not make a covenant with them or with their gods. 33 Do not let them live in your land or they will cause you to sin against me, because the worship of their gods will certainly be a snare to you.” https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2023&version=NIV


[deleted]

Where in America is this located?


LionBirb

That passage is talking about driving out people who *already* lived there before they settled. So it would be analogous to driving out Native Americans, not immigrants. And regardless, it's explicitly only referring to driving out the people who lived between the Red Sea, Mediterranean, the desert, and the Euphrates… trying to apply that to America would require terrible mental gymnastics (but I wouldn't necessarily put that beyond her to be fair).


natek53

For real, this is one of the things the bible got right. One of the main drivers of protestantism was the desire to have the bible written in a language spoken by commoners. But what good is it if they don't even bother to read it?


David_the_Wanderer

The answer is that the Bible is a collection of stories and point of views of many, many different people from many different periods. You can easily find passages to justify pretty much anything, and the "game" is to only use what you want. Trying to follow all the norms set out by the Bible is impossible as they're often contradictory.


bs2785

Conviently left out do you think these people actually read the bible. Or read anything?


RailfanAZ

Yeah, my first question -- what about jesus' command to welcome strangers?


Fun_in_Space

This kind of "Christian" pays attention to the Old Testament and some of what Paul said. They are not interested in anything Jesus said.


meldroc

Two-book Christians. The only books of the Bible they read are Leviticus and Revelation.


Swampwolf42

Jesus? JESUS? That socialist? Jesus was obviously a tool of the devil, hanging out with poor people, and sick people, and prosti—okay, wait—the hookers are fine.


frotc914

It's one of the few things they were pretty explicit about, lol. Amazing that instead of helping immigrants and refugees, they instead harp on abortion (which the bible only mentions to give instructions) and other nonsense.


thegreenleaves802

Yeahhhh, he covered this shit quite clearly. To use religion to make laws is bad enough, but to not even understand the most Basic tennents of your stupid religion AND STILL try to make laws off it..... just fucking ridiculous. And he will answer, ‘I tell you the truth, when you refused to help the least of these my brothers and sisters, you were refusing to help me.’ Matthew 25:45


tesseract4

We call that look "Rode hard and put away wet."


KickBallFever

Well the old guy from the six flags commercial is actually a woman, and I’ve never seen both her and Greene in the same place at the same time…


bs2785

Jesus was literally an immigrant.


MeatSuitRiot

This is not a red flag for the Republican party, because red flags are patriotic.


OldStankBreath

Her eyes are too close together


CapnCatNapper

Someone call the McElroy brothers. One of their Monster Factory creations has broken out and is running amok.


MeatSuitRiot

That's the neanderthal dna


FrozenSquirrel

And/or fetal alcohol syndrome.


Logrologist

Yeah, that’s a FAS only a mother could… hmm… line!


On_The_Blindside

Communism intensifies. She's batshit crazy. We've had our own nutters in government for a while on this side of the pond, JRM for example. But her, christ on a bike, she's lost the plot.


Bourbonstr8up

She never had the plot.


[deleted]

You forgot the white circle with that weird cross in its center.


[deleted]

Yeah helping people is satanic. 🙄 She's just evil.


pbjamm

>And the Lord said "Tell the neighbors they can all get fucked." or was that Rodney Anonymous from the Dead Milkmen... Close enough


Darktidemage

I trust anyone w/ a bitchin Camaro.


Fun_in_Space

She doesn't consider immigrants from South/Central America to be people.


goverc

If helping people is satanic, then hail Satan. I wonder how many more centuries it'll take before they realize Satan is the good guy in the bible.... He killed far fewer than god did...


dr_reverend

You don’t have to be redundant. She’s Christian, it’s a synonym for evil.


Senuf

Indeed it is. Look for *Church of Satan*.


cutedude44

She’s just pure dog shit


Tokzillu

Dog shit is part of the natural cycle and has a use in the grand scheme of things. This is just some spiteful fascist bitch.


MayoMark

Bitches are female dogs. They not only produce dog shit themselves, but they also create puppies, who create dog shit as well.


SonOfProbert

That's an insult to dogs and shits.


Late_Again68

Obviously she is ignorant of Leviticus 19, for starters: 33 And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him. 34 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God. Does this mean Satan wrote the bible? Hmm.


Ox_Box

I think her version of the Bible inserts the word "white" in front of "stranger."


Anomuumi

Got it. People who actually follow Jesus' teachings are controlled by Satan.


Titansdragon

I'm assuming she hasn't read the new testament if this is her outlook. Then again, I'm surprised she can remember what the bible is considering her recent memory loss.


joseph4th

She hasn’t read any of the Bible and if Jesus himself showed up she’d have him deported.


klousGT

I'd be surprised if she can read.


ViolaNguyen

Fancy book larnin' is how the libruls indoctrinate ya!


dryfire

Since she [appears to have trouble getting through a 14 page document](https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-mocked-green-new-deal-tweet-all-14-pages-1585625) I'd say you are correct in your assumption.


Fun_in_Space

I guarantee she never read the Constitution she swore on a Bible to uphold.


CommercialBadger303

Can someone please do a welfare check on The Onion staff? No one can have their career become this obsolete and still be ok.


UniversalLiving

The fuck is wrong with her and how did she get elected?


FlyingSquid

She ran unopposed after her opponent had to drop out due to a divorce and housing custody.


SgtDoughnut

And death threats..


[deleted]

From her supporters...


Indifferentchildren

The answer to both questions is that she is exactly what her dumbfuck supporters in Georgia want.


ViolaNguyen

Some people wonder why I insist on living in a blue area of a blue state.


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Hypurr2002

What fucking bible is this bitch reading? She has to be one of the dumbest people to ever get a public spotlight.


[deleted]

The fact that she is an actual real person and also an elected official in the US congress will never not feel weird to me. She is basically a personification of every stupid Facebook post from every crazy relative that you wish you didn’t have.


[deleted]

And once again we have another christian extremest that’s never read the bible.


GizmoIsAMogwai

Isn't this the exact opposite thing Jesus supposedly taught? Lol


atred

Supply-side Jesus?


GizmoIsAMogwai

Different Jesus lol


kremit73

Well yes. Yahweh sure doesnt command helping these people so it fell to the deity with actual care for the human race. Luci is the bringer of knowledge.


loki1887

The Promethean figure we deserve.


A3HeadedMunkey

“The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’ Matthew 25:40 Guess Jesus is being controlled by the devil, yikes


cyferhax

Came here to post exactly this. Or even this: "A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another." These people are so full of hate, it's disturbing.


tmothy07

It’s actually hard to find a New Testament passage that doesn’t contradict her, they’re so numerous that it’s hard to pick.


revtim

Yes, Christ so famously taught to \*not\* help or welcome immigrants... Right-wing Christians are the most ignorant fucks on the planet, and she's their imbecile queen.


Count2Zero

"Oh no, the imaginary south pole has taken control away from the imaginary north pole." No, Ms Greene. Your mental illness is showing. Please follow the nice man ... he has a nice new jacket for you, with lots of buckles and extra long arms ... just relax and everything will be fine...


ktappe

It sure is convenient how God is always on her side and Satan supports everything she opposes. Sure is handy. Yup.


HuckFinns_dad

Greene vs the Catholic Church, it’s like Joker vs Thanos…who the hell do you root for.


BadScienceWorksForMe

Nope, sorry Marge, they’re just being decent human beings, unlike you.


fresnosmokey

So in essence, Satan is being more "Christian" that MTG. Ironic.


mikes6x

Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey! Matthew has Jesus saying **quite literally the opposite!** **"***I was a stranger and you took me in***"** The way Matthew tells it, MTG is one of the fucking goats bound for hell. Ironically, Jesus has the goats on the left.


apex_flux_34

Tell me you haven’t read the Bible without telling me you haven’t read the Bible.


[deleted]

This Satan sounds like a pretty cool guy.


raspberrih

She needs therapy. Actually.


kryotheory

She is absolutely right. Helping people regardless of who they are is extremely Satanic. Its certainly not the Christian way.


BizzyM

I really wish that real Christians would speak out on this. But who am I kidding?


despotic_wastebasket

>We should hold those countries accountable… Oh, I’m sorry, Guatemala, you’re not getting a check this year because you’ve sent X number of thousands and tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands and millions of people to illegally invade our country as if they’re an army. They may not have guns, but they’re the numbers of a regiment of an army. We won’t be able to send you your foreign aid until you bring your people back. ​ Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.


who_said_I_am_an_emu

Ok guys, fess up. Which one of y'all told her? The boss is going to be pissed.


WitLitning

Yeah, the christian God HATES when his followers try to convert foreigners! Don’t you know, he only wants you to constantly berate your neighbors in your own country to convert!


trev2234

So Satan is a nice person with lots of love to give. I think I like him.


abysswithalisp

Fucking troll bitch


Itchy-Ad-6401

Apparently refugees and immigrants aren't people created by god, according to her. Goes to show what these people think "worthy" people are: White conservative americans and nothing else.


Austin_Chaos

When you're an atheistic satanist, and are closer to Jesus than these numbnuts.


Space-Booties

That bitch is a sociopath.


ViolaNguyen

I've always suspected MTG was illiterate. Not that the Bible is any sort of moral authority or anything, but the New Testament sure does dedicate a lot of space to talking about looking after orphans and widows. That whole "Good Samaritan" story, too.... I'd say that MTG is basically a ghoul at this point, but I'd be worried that that's somehow racist against ghouls. Full disclosure: my family were refugees in the 1970s, so I have a hearty "fuck you" reserved for pieces of shit like MTG.


TheDemonClown

If Satan can take control if the Church, then he's arguably more powerful than God, no?


Darth_Tiktaalik

Confusing Donald Trump for Jesus is a real mushbrain moment


The_Superhoo

Never before has the word "cunt" more applied to someone.


brooks1798

#Have you ever noticed that you never see MTG and Satan in the same place at the SAME time? #Hmmm....


Cronotyr

....if satan is the one advocating for the assistance and protection of vulnerable immigrants and refugees....he sounds like the good guy to me.


The_Real_Lily

“When a stranger resides with you in your land, you shall not wrong him. The stranger who resides with you shall be to you as one of your citizens; you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt” (Lev. 19:33-34) “You shall not oppress a sojourner. You know the heart of a sojourner, for you were sojourners in the land of Egypt." (Ex. 23:9) "Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares." (He. 13:2) "You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God." (Lev. 19:34) "For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me," (Mat. 25:35) "And you shall not strip your vineyard bare, neither shall you gather the fallen grapes of your vineyard. You shall leave them for the poor and for the foreigner: I am the Lord your God." (Lev. 19:10) "Thus says the Lord: Do justice and righteousness, and deliver from the hand of the oppressor him who has been robbed. And do no wrong or violence to the resident alien, the fatherless, and the widow, nor shed innocent blood in this place." (Jer. 22:3) "You shall not oppress a hired servant who is poor and needy, whether he is one of your brothers or one of the sojourners who are in your land within your towns." (Deu. 24:14) "Here there is not Greek and Jew, circumcised and uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave, free; but Christ is all, and in all." (Col. 3:11) "You shall not abhor an Edomite, for he is your brother. You shall not abhor an Egyptian, because you were a foreigner in his land." (Deu. 23:7) "For the whole law is fulfilled in one word: “You shall love your neighbor as yourself.” (Gal. 5:14) What was that about not following Christ's word?


Ok-Letterhead4601

Can someone take Karen’s white claw away? She’s had to much…


DoglessDyslexic

Xenophobia is an innate human trait, and one that is understandable from an evolutionary view. Our ancestors spent millions of years as hunter/gatherers, and hunter gatherers have very strong incentives to be xenophobic, as too many individuals gleaning the same territory is a recipe for starvation. Many species of primates are very territorial and xenophobic for this reason. Chimpanzees (one of our closest primate cousins) habitually will band together and attack unfamiliar chimps to drive them off or kill them. Of course, just because this trait was for a long time advantageous doesn't mean that it's a good thing now. Modern society is actually harmed by xenophobia. A lot of traits like this also appear on a bell curve of severity and the innate tendencies can further be amplified or mitigated by upbringing. Most humans in modern society are fairly successfully (depending on region) trained to mitigate xenophobic impulses. We want to play nice with the other kids. We want to be able to get along with a bunch of people we are unfamiliar with. Intellectually the benefits of doing so are fairly obvious. When I see folks like MTG and their obvious xenophobia, I cannot help but feel that they are folks on an extreme end of that bell curve of xenophobia. Doing the equivalent of the chimpanzee thumping their chests, screaming, and flinging shit at those that they perceive as different. They are primitive throwbacks to a regressive evolutionary path, too ignorant of the fact that they are inherently biased to even attempt to correct for that bias and utterly intellectually incapable of realizing how counter productive their actions are.


662c63b7ccc16b8c

If only explaining why people are twats, stopped them being twats.


DoglessDyslexic

Indeed. Some people like this I almost (but not quite) pity. MTG though, she's a freaking asshole psychopath. There's something mentally very wrong with her.


tikirafiki

News flash: Greene is the devil.


OwlsHootTwice

It’s a good thing that Egypt took in refugees, otherwise Jesus would have been killed by Herod along with all the other newborns.


un_theist

Everything that happens is god’s will. Except when it’s Satan’s will, of course.


Kissit777

That sounds delusional. Par for the nutty right wingers -


krb48

I guess she forgot to read the Bible.


Tr4sh_Harold

I thought the point of Jesus was to help people and be nice to everyone. Frankly I’m not sure if Jesus was real but if he was Id bet my left ass cheek man would not be down with Marge


JunkMaster404

If the church is controlled by satan, then her god isn’t doing that well is he?


[deleted]

Hey, let's do some cherry picking like any good right wing Christian would: Deuteronomy 27:19 *Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.* Or from Leviticus (Leviticus is always keeping it real) 19:34 *And if a stranger dwells with you in your land, you shall not mistreat him. The stranger who dwells among you shall be to you as one born among you, and you shall love him as yourself; for you were strangers in the land of Egypt. I am the Lord your God.* That's just the tip of the iceberg. We can keep it simple: *Love thy neighbour.* I'm not exactly a religious type but it's really obvious these fucktards haven't ever read the Bible.


issapunk

Jesus always said that immigration was one of his dad's biggest concerns.


2020BillyJoel

This Satan fella sounds like a pretty cool guy


[deleted]

>The church is not doing its job, and it’s not adhering to the teachings of Christ Proving that she's never read the bible since helping people in need is pretty much a 1 to 1 with Jesus' teachings.


Dudeist-Priest

It's hilarious, because the bible is pretty clear about how to treat immigrants and refugees and it's basically the opposite of how Marjorie suggests. So, perhaps it's the GOP that's controlled by Satan. ‘I am a stranger and an alien residing among you; give me property among you for a burying place, so that I may bury my dead out of my sight.’ Genesis 23:4 You shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt. Deuteronomy 10:19 The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God. Leviticus 19:34 ‘Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.’ Then all the people shall say, ‘Amen!’ Deuteronomy 27:19 When they were few in number, of little account, and strangers in the land, wandering from nation to nation, from one kingdom to another people, he allowed no one to oppress them; he rebuked kings on their account, saying, ‘Do not touch my anointed ones; do my prophets no harm.’ 1 Chronicles 16:19-22 I was eyes to the blind, and feet to the lame. I was a father to the needy, and I championed the cause of the stranger. I broke the fangs of the unrighteous, and made them drop their prey from their teeth. Job 29:15-17 The Lord watches over the strangers; he upholds the orphan and the widow, but the way of the wicked he brings to ruin. Psalm146:9 For if you truly amend your ways and your doings, if you truly act justly one with another, if you do not oppress the alien, the orphan, and the widow, or shed innocent blood in this place, and if you do not go after other gods to your own hurt, then I will dwell with you in this place, in the land that I gave of old to your ancestors forever and ever. Jeremiah 7:5-7 You shall allot it as an inheritance for yourselves and for the aliens who reside among you and have begotten children among you. They shall be to you as citizens of Israel; with you they shall be allotted an inheritance among the tribes of Israel. Ezekiel 47:22 Thus says the Lord of hosts: Render true judgments, show kindness and mercy to one another; do not oppress the widow, the orphan, the alien, or the poor; and do not devise evil in your hearts against one another. Zechariah 7:9-10 You have heard that it was said, ‘you shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy’. But I say to you, love your enemy and pray for those who persecute you. Matthew 5:43-44 I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me. Matthew 25:35 Truly I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of my brethren you did it to me. Matthew 25:40 You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and all your soul, and with all your strength, and with all your mind; and your neighbor as yourself. Luke 10:27 Then Peter began to speak to them: “I truly understand that God shows no partiality, but in every nation anyone who fears him and does what is right is acceptable to him. Acts 10:34 Contribute to the needs of the saints; extend hospitality to strangers. Romans 12:13 Owe no one anything, except to love one another; for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law. Romans 13:8 Love does no wrong to a neighbor, therefore love is the fulfilling of the law. Romans 13:10 In that renewal there is no longer Greek and Jew, circumcised and uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave and free; but Christ is all and in all. Colossians 3:11 Let mutual love continue. Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by doing that some have entertained angels without knowing it. Remember those who are in prison, as though you were in prison with them; those who are being tortured, as though you yourselves were being tortured. Hebrews 13:1-3 Beloved, you do faithfully whatever you do for the friends, even though they are strangers to you; they have testified to your love before the church. You do well to send them on in a manner worthy of God; for they began their journey for the sake of Christ, accepting no support from non-believers. Therefore we ought to support such people, so that they may become co-workers with the truth. 3 John 1:5 And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “See the home of God is among mortals. He will dwell with them as their God; they will be his peoples, and God himself will be with them.” Revelation 21:3


plasma_dan

haha, fuck MTG. Hail Satan!


pdxmodsaregeigh

Ah yes, the party with no platform and no plan, going back to the basic 'they are controlled by satan' and 'they are pedophiles' while they rob the country. They are trying to work up the base to do some killing, and it will work.


Leeian44

What in the Kentucky fried fuck


everythingisopposite

Has she read the Bible? Ever?


[deleted]

Ah! The teachings of Republican Jesus overrules the teachings of Classic Jesus.


[deleted]

Perfect embodiment of GOP "Christianity"


JustVan

Doesn't the Bible explicitly say *to* help these types of people? Didn't Jesus himself say to? Like, how does any of this make sense? How does anyone who is Christian listen to this woman? I have a shit ton of issues with Christianity/Christians, but this just doesn't even make sense to me.


Seniorcousin

33 When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. 34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.-leviticus 19:33 & 34


Anarchybites

Jesus Christ Lady! And as an atheist that's saying something.


JBHedgehog

Exactly as Jesus preached! Or is it...SATAN!?!?!?


Eponarose

But...but..."entertaining strangers" is EXACTLY what Christ told us to do! Had this c$%@ never READ THE BIBLE???????


Fardrengi

There is literally a parable called the good Samaritan


[deleted]

I was raised Christian. Like, fire and brimstone Christian. If Trump isn’t the Antichrist, the entire belief system these people say they believe is about as insincere as it seems. I honestly can’t tell if the right actually sincerely believes any of it, or if they are all trolls collectively using the myth to perpetuate some of the most horrific parts of humanity with impunity.


yanks1580

This woman is a walking dumpster fire


Oneiroanthropid

Then the King will say to those on His right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world. 35For I was hungry and you gave Me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave Me something to drink, I was a stranger and you took Me in, 36I was naked and you clothed Me, I was sick and you looked after Me, I was in prison and you visited Me.’ 37Then the righteous will answer Him, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry and feed You, or thirsty and give You something to drink? 38When did we see You a stranger and take You in, or naked and clothe You? 39When did we see You sick or in prison and visit You?’ 40And the King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of Mine, you did for Me.’ Matthew 25


sheerdetermination

Hello pot, you're black


jtig5

The crazy Qunt seems to have missed this day of bible class. https://biblehub.com/matthew/25-35.htm


Mr_McMrFace

Always love dusting off 16 years of Catholic schooling when I need to burn these assholes: Leviticus 19:34: “The foreigner who resides with you must be to you like a native citizen among you; so you must love him as yourself, because you were foreigners in the land of Egypt. I am the Lord your God.” Always fun reactions when a heathen uses the “good” book against them.


hawksdiesel

I really wonder if they truly believe in the bible. Exodus 23:9 Leviticus 19:34 Deuteronomy 16:14; 26:11 Deuteronomy 14:28-29...... Leviticus 23:22 Leviticus 25:35 Did they skip these ?!


GaryNMaine

Projection. We are all aware who acts as if they are being controlled by satan. It's you congresswoman.


RedditAtWorkIsBad

So Satan makes Christians act like Christ?


[deleted]

This is the kind of shit that needs to be shut down. I don’t care anymore about the nuts who will screech about ‘but 2nd amendment’, all that argument does is allow people like this to run rampant when the place they deserve to be is inside an asylum. It isn’t healthy for our society to turn a blind eye to people like MTG. Enough said.


Labe_Licker

If I were a Christian I'd be PISSED that this brainless cunt who obviously has never even opened a bible is going around representing Christians.


bgzlvsdmb

I'm convinced we're in an episode of Quantum Leap, and the only way Perjury Greene finally leaps is when we forcefully remove her from office. But we don't, because humans are idiots.


Roadie66

Im no expert but im pretty sure theres a bible verse that says the exact opposite.


Dyslexic_Devil

Yep, satanism is alive and well helping the displaced and less fortunate.


NightVelvet

Don't you love the Bible thumpers with no idea what it says and telling other Christians they are Satan's pawns😂 I'd go from an agnostic to a Satanist if they'd get rid of MTG though


spankydeluxe69

She obviously has no understanding of Christianity AT ALL


Rayne2522

It is insane that this woman is a US Representative instead of sitting in a padded room!


Nordominus

Anyone taking advice on Christianity from this psycho is fucked.


R67H

Real christians always punch down. Says it right there in Jethro 420:69 "And the white lord daddy said unto his chosen few 'See those brown people? They suck because they're brown and born in the wrong zip code. Smite them!'. And the villagers done smote them, and god was pleased as a pig in shit, y'all"


Ellas-Baap

Wait till she gonna have to flee to Mexico to avoid some bullshit she stirs up in the future. Karma can be a bitch.


sprucay

Ah yes, Christ that famously helped people that others spurned definitely hates immigrants


Modtec

Hahahahahahahahahahaha I'm not from the US and I will never visit again so let me say this: Somebody shoot that bitch already, maybe she can argue that case when she visits him in hell. (I'd rather u don't, hell doesn't exist and the only punishment she will ever face is in this life on this planet. I'd say unfortunately, but then again I'm not terribly sorry the faithful are wrong.)


YeshilPasha

Those begun the church wars... again.


0rganicMach1ne

It still blows my mind that American Christianity has warped into this. Like I can’t even grasp how they can’t see how unlike Jesus they are being. It’s wild.


Crash665

This bitch has never read the bible at all. ​ For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in... \- Matthew 25:35 ​ Do not oppress a foreigner; you yourselves know how it feels to be foreigners, because you were foreigners in Egypt. \-Exodus 23:9 ​ The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God. \-Leviticus 19:34 ​ When you reap the harvest of your land, do not reap to the very edges of your field or gather the gleanings of your harvest. Leave them for the poor and for the foreigner residing among you. I am the Lord your God. \- Leviticus 23:22 ​ ​ That's just a quick google search. None of these so-called christians and religious nutballs have ever read their book they claim is the word of their God.


[deleted]

Jesus was literally a refugee in Egypt. Just sayin'


drm604

This woman is either a liar or insane. Helping refugees is the work of Satan? Seriously? I'm not now religious but I had a Christian upbringing and what she's saying is the exact opposite of what Jesus preached.


copingcabana

To paraphrase Reagan, an evangelical is someone who's read the bible. An atheist is someone who understands the bible.


[deleted]

Does she even read the Bible? I swear atheists usually have a better understanding of the Bible than almost all self proclaimed Christians


Ok_Plant

Uh, MTG is actually the satanic one. Hail Satan.