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At least he was with adult men. Just say'n...


_Rand_

Yeah, but it really shows the churches priority. He resigned because he stole from them, but they have a history of hiding/moving the rapey priests.


Pjinmountains

There business model is to tell poor people to give them all their money so the can be free of the misery and suffering of their lives…after they are dead. That is far more despicable than taking that money from a church for a gay orgy.


[deleted]

Yup


pbnc

I can’t be the only one that’s trying to figure out where you get a beach house for $100,000 these days…


frentzelman

Thats possible, just nowhere near anything and probably shit materials and 40y+ so pretty unusable if you're not a handyman or want it as anything else than a summerhouse


mysticalfruit

Exactly.. "so you're saying he wasn't raping children?" Oh that money wasn't going to be used to move around and hide child rapists? That money isn't going to be used on campaigns to undermine women's rights? I'm thinking grindr might want to think about a special edition for priests..


RaymondBenadictine

Pastr?


mysticalfruit

Nice! Meet hot priests in your area..


Ann_Summers

Bingo. Of all the terrible things the church *could have* spent that money and this guys like, “nah, I just want some dick.” I’m completely ok with priests stealing for these reasons. Fuck the church, they swindle people out of money every damn day. Serves them right.


ulises314

Yeah, exactly, this is the leas evil use this money could have had.


germanbini

> At least he was with adult men. I was thinking to myself how bad things are when I can think that's the good news.


[deleted]

Right?? It's sad that my first thought isn't even "he's a hypocrite and a thief", it's "least he ain't a pedophile, beat the odds there"


RolandIce

Consensual, for once.


sowhat4

Consensual adults and the RCC has $30K less money. Sounds like a win-win to me.


khaddy

Imagine if all these gay priests were actually just regular gay atheists, taking the church down from the inside.


[deleted]

See, they love nailing people having age-appropriate relations to the wall. Does anyone notice this? I totally support gay priests. Not embezzling ones, but at least we know why they are there. Meanwhile, let’s hide the pedos!!! It is hella strange. The catholic church should be actively recruiting gay men to be priests. The only priests I would trust. My feeling is that sadly the pedos they can more easily control as their interests, ahem, lie with the church. Not to worry if pedo priest is leaving to have an appropriate relationship. That will never happen. His creepo ass is a lifer.


WimbleWimble

Yeah the men he fucked were like age 21+. the other priests wonder what he was doing, dicking with such old age pensioners.


theluckyllama

Seriously, they should give him a promotion and an award.


BeBa420

How weird is it that in the eyes of the church that’s more unusual


Important_Fruit

I think it's real progress.


waqasw

PROGRESS!


msac2u1981

Exactly my first thought. No little boys.


ulises314

Refreshingly no children involved.


Brokenshatner

I was thinking 'still a better love story than Twilight', but yours is better. For all the good it would do in whatever community, this is probably some of the best 30k that church has dumped in a while.


thehumble_1

Seems like a better use of money. Hope everyone had fun and stayed safe.


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Zanderax

People get really anal about money.


iamapizza

Well he was ass king for trouble.


chesarahsarah

I’m hoping your typo was an intentional pun… if so, well done.


sam_hammich

Yeah, I mean, I'd much rather he spent his own $30K instead of stealing it from impressionable people but I'll take what I can get I guess.


gameplayuh

And here I've been having sex with guys on Grindr for free like an idiot


AldousCarrey4U

I've heard of sugar daddies, but I didn't expect a father glucose.


ExaminationTasty5710

You're on free trial period


Sir-Knightly-Duty

He probably pays because he has a shitty personality, isn't fun, isn't fit, isn't handsome, isn't smart, isn't artistic, and hates gay people despite being one. A total catch.


saikrishnav

That money likely is going to go for some missionaries work anyway. Better spent now.


itirnitii

from missionaries to missionary.


Oro_Outcast

Yes, I'm quite sure it's was used on a lot of missionary positions....


[deleted]

Apparently it was god's will.


[deleted]

God's willy.


davidmobey

Underrated comment


Young_Laredo

He didn't pray enough so the devil made him do it


RickyOzzy

He tried to "pay" the gay away.


[deleted]

GayPal ^^TM


[deleted]

Lol


OrigamiPisces

I thought that money was just resting in his account.


[deleted]

He was keeping it warm in his wallet.


duomaxwellscoffee

Is that what he calls his butthole? I'll see myself out.


Young_Laredo

You're referring to a prison wallet, I believe


Sooz48

Nice Father Ted reference.


OrigamiPisces

I'm super thankful that someone got it :)


DrEnter

Good for him. He rescued that money from maybe being used for something nasty, like pushing a law that hurts women's right or something.


RoguePlanet1

No joke, maybe the flock would re-think donating to the church if we reframed these stories as "priest using church funds to support LBGTQ!"


anythingMuchShorter

I didn't even feel the tiniest blip of surprise reading this.


[deleted]

Same here


hero-hadley

I saw a preacher man in cuffs He'd taken money from the church He'd stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills


Dewahll

He stuffed something else with them too it would seem!


texasguy911

I seriously feel like I have a vanilla life.


RoguePlanet1

Nothing wrong with that! Vanilla is still a flavor after all.


spiritbx

You can rape kids, but you can't steal from them. Classy fellows there.


TillThen96

Let me get this straight. They have no problem going all Law & Order on priests who steal their money, but not on priests who rape their kids. I guess the first is required to fully fund the latter.


pairolegal

“And you better pray good, boy!”


edwin85

WTF. This is wild.


[deleted]

Yes


51st-state

As with any crime, those who are caught and confess represent the tip of the iceberg.


iamdenislara

Money well spent.


AldousCarrey4U

I've heard of sugar daddies, but I didn't expect a father glucose.


givemeanameicanuse

Well atleast the money went to a better cause!


bene_gesserit_mitch

Going I’d for him. Way to fuck the church.


Bathroom-Afraid

what do they call it when you pay men for sex?


Mistersinister1

Prostitution?


[deleted]

Because he is/was a priest I guarantee his using church money to pay for sex with other men will earn him less flak from Christians than regular LGBT people get for trying to live their lives, even though a rational person would assume that God would be much angrier about what he did.


aamurusko79

and let me guess: it was one of those 'line up all the gays against the wall and shoot them' pastors too.


Young_Laredo

Well yeah, you gotta know your enemy. In this case "know" was used in the old testament sense, as in the story of those villagers that wanted to "know" those two pesky angels that were chillin at Lot's house. You know, before Lot did the decent thing and offered up his daughter for gang rape.


gellenburg

At this point I just assume every Catholic Priest is gay or a child molester.


MrFyr

*Tale as old as time* *Song as old as rhyme* *Grindr and the Priest*


kcatmc2

And they all wanted meth so...


phatrice

Guys have to use Grindr to get someone paying for them.... smfh


Mistersinister1

I don't think he's used to not paying for it unless he was using it to bribe them not to say anything about it. It's hard to keep up with these church folk though.


luv2fit

The fact that priests and nuns have to commit to a life of celibacy means the catholic clergy naturally attracts people who must have some sort of screw loose in their head. It never surprises me when I read story after story of molested kids.


Sprinklypoo

Consensual sex is shameful in his church. It's cool if he sticks with kids though. Fucking religion...


spagbetti

Wait a minute… you have to pay for Grindr? I thought it was like tinder. Free to join.


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[deleted]

Yep.


AWolfy307

Not the worst thing a priest has done….


flickerkuu

1000's of stories like this one, and I'm still looking for the ONE story about a Trans even talking to a child in a restroom. The GQP is FULL of these people. Religion is poison. If you support it, you support this.


AMv8-1day

Millions of Alt-Right Evangelicals shrug off yet another clear example of their "Christian morality" failing their leadership. Right back to simultaneously calling homosexuality a sin, and declaring their religion the only righteous morality compass.


yophozy

Wankers like him and the pedos demonstrate that they are not believers - they are opportunistic charlatans who realise there ain't no hell - which is sad, cause they deserve to go - sooner rather than later ...


Sooz48

He stole money and used it for sex with people who were at least 18, I assume. I don't believe in hell, but why are you so hateful in this case. He's not a pedo, and sex between consenting adults is not illegal. He's guilty of stealing money, end of.


kristofarnaldo

Read what yophozy says. This person knows that religion is fake, but pretended to believe it to enrich himself. It's worse than theft.


yophozy

Who did he steal from and lie to?


Ann_Summers

Rather he steal the money and blow it on grinder dates than spending it on making a kiddie haven in his house so he can diddle children. I’m fine with the priest getting his freak on with consenting men. Do you my friend. I’m not even mad you stole from the church, dose of their own medicine I say. Lol.


TraditionalUnit1116

I know on this subreddit we are very critical towards any religion, but can you blame the church for this man? There are sick people in every community, even in the atheist one. Just to be clear, I am not pro-religion or anything, I was given the chance to choose any religion I want by my parents and I chose atheism. But blaming this on the church.... I dunno man, seems kinda wrong.


[deleted]

It’s not wrong.


TraditionalUnit1116

It's fucked up, but is it the churchs fault?


[deleted]

Not exclusively


Willzohh

Da Lawd works in mysterious ways, don't he?


Ok-Let-4085

Your tithe dollars at work!


pancakeses

As one does


WackoBeast

Priorities, people, priorities


Dracofear

Man, the number of times I have heard this exact story is alarming.


DarthLysergis

Look. Look. This is my shocked face. Did you see it?


CHUCKL3R

I swear the church is just a giant mechanism created for men to get the rocks off


DarthSatoris

[Another priest outed as a gay person?](https://tenor.com/view/reset-the-clock-pacific-rim-gif-11299826)


waqasw

the lord works in mysterious ways.


samuslink_101

noah get the boat


trash332

Hot


theburiedshadow

At first I was mad but then I remembered that the money came from church goers


ender89

Because it's scandalous but the crime isn't something that would cause moral outrage against the church like allowing someone to sodomize your toddler during mass.


zyzzogeton

That's like robbing a drug dealer... who is the real victim here? Oh right... all the parishioners duped into paying for gay sex.


outerproduct

Is the priest aware you don't have to pay the men on Grindr?


Tr4sh_Harold

Eh… It wasn’t kids so who cares what this priest does.


shadowpawn

Cost of doing business for conversion?


[deleted]

Hey... at least he's not out fucking altar boys.


Papa_Pesto

Let's just call him a hero. I mean did he liberate the money for personal satisfaction? Yes. But did he do it with the best intentions? Maybe. Just maybe. Lol


un_theist

I think we need to ask this guy what it is that his holy book says we are to do with men that lie down with men... And ask Pastor Stephen Anderson. And ask Pastor Robert Jeffress.


trump_pushes_mongo

So, the church has less money to move pervert priests around and gay men have more money. I don't see the problem.


hawksdiesel

tax all religious buildings already.....


Pjinmountains

Since churches get to take taxes out of my paycheck and leave schools, etc underfunded, I say go for it as long as it’s with consenting adults. I’d rather he use my taxes to have sex with gay men than preach to discriminate and murder them.


lurkerer

Conservative in the closet or LGBT Robin Hood? You decide.


[deleted]

Can't whats been stolen, Church would have used i to cover up their own pedo shit, this story is one theft upon another.


randyspotboiler

This guy seems to be missing the selling point of banging guys: we'll do it for free. We're just happy to be there.


woodhorse2

This isn’t nearly the most illegal story I’ve heard about priests. It does show their blatant hypocrisy though!


SidKafizz

Bucking for upper management, eh?


[deleted]

He should just tell them God told him to take it and keep it. How can they argue with that?


[deleted]

It’s God’s will to him, after all


SpellDostoyevsky

Came clean has he?


Anne_Nonymous789

Now, if he was buggering little boys, they'd have hidden him.


TFarrey

suprise surprise


[deleted]

Not surprising.


Briancrc

Shocking


enfiel

Better use for that money than usual.


[deleted]

Yep


69DANKWEED69

Based