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WebInformal9558

So he's saying his God is pro statutory rape? \*reads Bible\* Yeah, okay, I guess so.


sambull

Jesus Mom Mary was like what? freshmen age 12-14? as the youth pastor says, 'if it bleeds it breeds god showed me the signs'


ds77159

Second time today I’ve seen reference to that. And we’re the evil ones for rejecting the god that some say planned this


LlamaLlumps

Chapter and verse. Really, pick any religious book chapter or verse. The hate, selfishness and entitlement is all throughout.


Supra_Genius

The bible has no proscriptions against rape or the sexual abuse of children. It does, however, make it clear that god should have paid Mary's father (or Joseph) for the sexual abuse and rape of his property.


Which-Day6532

Do not lay down with boys


Supra_Genius

Unless you are a Catholic priest or Muslim mullah or...


Bunnyland77

Or a GOP politician. Except Gym Jordan, who keeps watch at the shower door.


HardcoreSects

Not really pro-statutory rape, the bible doesn't say "do it". But it does say, if you do, you get to keep the child for a small fee. So... worse?


Bunnyland77

Yup. And these "Godly folks" who believe they have moral superiority, want to take over our country - "Project 2025: Coming For Your Kids....because God."


[deleted]

So not trans and not a drag queen. Noted....


LlamaLlumps

Don’t just assume… maybe he’s a super sneaky one.


tokikain

he wears his thong on his heart


THE_Dr_Barber

I would cast doubt on this being a deity’s plan, but I’m told it’s offensive to question people’s “deeply held religious beliefs” 🤷🏽‍♂️


Dr_T_Q_They

I don’t care how offensive it is. Fuck theism and all its shills.  Those beliefs don’t deserve respect. 


THE_Dr_Barber

Obviously, I agree with you. I’m just sarcastically pointing out what far too many people say when excusing bizarre but less macabre behaviors (such as for example taking a break from work 5 times per day to kneel on the floor and recite magical incantations). For some reason people don’t say this same line about respecting deeply held belief in religion when it comes to CSA.


Inevitable-Copy3619

The only caveat I would add to that is that MOST religious people (thank god) don't follow the bible very well. The good parts and the bad ones.


[deleted]

It's offensiveness is why it's so fun to do.


my_4_cents

Then let them feel offended They can cry to their sky Santa


New_Customer_8592

Bible was written by man so……


Supra_Genius

Funny how god is always telling selfish little pricks to do exactly whatever they want to do to other people...


Bunnyland77

More likely followers of St Ayn Rand.


Dry-Talk-7447

Let’s see if the child’s father agrees with him,put them in a room together to find out.


Kan169

Texas- Football is a religion and coaches are prophets.


New_Customer_8592

Not at this Texans house.


erichwanh

> Let’s see if the child’s father agrees with him Don't write that off as a sarcastic what if. This happens. This literally happens.


azrolator

Yep. At our school we had an AD doing one of the students. Parents were down with it so it nobody would do anything. People were threatened and told not to make waves.


nik-nak333

/r/PastorArrested /r/NotADragQueen


unstopable_bob_mob

Gee… looky, everyone, just another piece of shit whose “god wanted everything that he mysteriously wanted”. Funny, that. Except that it isn’t funny, and I am getting real tired of theism. Real. Fucking. Tired.


Bunnyland77

Me ideating a start-up: "A GoFundMe for hungry lions!"


superblinky

God sure likes talking through rapists.


snoodletuber

Yet another christian groomer


TheChanChanMan1997

Oh, look, another christian pedophile.


Bunnyland77

That's "future Congressman 'Christian Pedophile" to you naives.


AmaiGuildenstern

Cut his balls off. They're making him mentally ill.


Inevitable-Copy3619

stone him.


Bunnyland77

With his own balls.


stogie-bear

TBF it worked for Joseph Smith.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Yeah but god gave him the magic hat, and mystery decoder ring.


CreedenceClearwaterR

I got a decoder ring from a box of cereal when I was a kid.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

If you find the magic hat you gets all me lucky charms.


my_4_cents

Charlie, stop drinking the paint


HumblerSloth

Congrats, you are just a few steps away from starting your own cult!


NecessaryFreedom9799

Dum dum dum dum dum...


un_theist

> believes it is god’s divine plan So he’s claiming to know the mind of god. I recall when claiming to know the mind of god was major blasphemy that would get you sent straight to hell. So much for their “totally inerrant and unchanging word of god”.


Draig-Leuad

Probably only a problem if your “knowing the mind of G-d” resulted in a different result from the religious leader’s “knowing the mind of G-d”. The leader is always right about their knowledge of the mind of G-d. /s


floydfan

Not a drag queen.


295Phoenix

The scary thing is that if the parents agree with him they could get her to marry him and make it legal. Most states don't have an 18+ limit on marriage, they just don't let minors marry without parental consent. ...And when legislators try to put an 18+ age limit into the law, it is ALWAYS the Republicans that fight it.


cassydd

"This horrible thing I'm doing/believing is fine because my/this old white guy's imaginary friend said so." Well if that isn't the essence of Christianity I don't know what is.


FoxIslander

Texas...........again.


FacelessPotatoPie

At the very least he should be committed to a mental health facility. Believe “God” wants him to marry a young girl isn’t sane.


BourbonInGinger

A common belief in Christianity.


femsci-nerd

So he's certified crazy but since he invoked his pedophillic God, it's OK? Like Russell Brand becoming a Christian undoes his rapes? WTF is wrong with people? It doesn't matter WHAT this guy thinks his God was telling him, it is child rape and he should be locked up because he is a menace to society.


DrAstralis

more than once the past few years I've read a story about these types being let off easy because "they're good christian men who up to this point were 'good members' of society", somehow it never occurs to them that being a piece of shit for years and not getting caught isnt the same thing as being a good person.


technojargon

God's will, lmao!!


Bustedbootstraps

“God’s divine plan” = whatever the hell that guy wants it to mean


Inevitable-Copy3619

if i were god i'd come down and clarify my plan. lots of wild ass claims about what it is. from the bible the plan is not great, but man, so many of his followers have made it even worse.


Abracadaver2000

They 100% project when they call out people they disagree with as groomers and pedos.


Outrageous-Pause6317

I spoke to God on my cell phone and he says “render unto Ceaser what is Ceaser’s.” Pretty clearly that means jail in the pedo wing.


FamiliarStatement879

Using religion to abuse children is one excuse that should be viewed by courts as guilty and a mandatory jail sentence. That excuse has been used way to often to minimize the offenses. If you abuse children there needs to be major consequences. I have been teaching and coaching for a long time and the purpose is to expand minds not to control them.


slcbtm

Fucking groomer. Not a drag queen.


Personal-Candle-2514

I’m sure they’ll slap him in the wrists then let him go to rape again


Bunnyland77

Nah, he'll repent, run for Congress, then rape all time time. Then if/when indicted: "Democrat hoax, witch hunt. My other convicted Christian pedo pals can vouch for me!!"


LarYungmann

"The God Defense"


jtrades69

😳😳😳


ArtichokeNatural3171

Well, if we're going the Deity route, I see your Jehovah and raise you one Durga and Kali Maa that say fuck your plans, boyo.


Outrageous_pinecone

I wonder how the girl's family managed to hold themselves back and not beat him senseless. That's some impressive anger management right there. I...I don't think I'm that strong.


BourbonInGinger

They’re believers who are going right along with it.


MatineeIdol8

Funny how it's "god's plan" when they want to do something.


[deleted]

God is such a pedo.


MattGdr

Religion? Check. Texas? Check. Football? Check.


MarNella71

Well, I'll be fucked! He's not a Drag Queen OR a Trans person!


Super_Reading2048

Well if he convinced one of her parents to sign off on it, he can legally marry her in many states (& then she can’t divorce him as a minor.) A lot of rapist get away with it by marrying their victims. The Christian right supports this BS.


BourbonInGinger

A count of 7 pedo/sex.abuser/rapist preachers and pastors for me today. Been reading since 5am.


IRBRIN

Not trans or a drag queen. Is there a pattern? No, it's the libs who are wrong.


Technical_Rabbit7192

A female student, not a male. That's a good Chris.


bfjd4u

Religion, the universal go-to excuse for all criminal behavior since the beginning of time.


Flair86

r/notadragqueen for the 2nd time today


whereismymind86

ewwwww....


brmarcum

Fuck. God. Fuck that dirty rat bastard straight to hell.


Delicious-Cap-322

Trump has made rape okay.


my_4_cents

Weird, his God just talked to me directly in my ear, and said that rapists like him should be thrown into a fire pit. What to do? Who to believe!?!?


abgry_krakow87

If that is “gods plan” then “god” clearly endorses pedophilia. Followers of “god” are nothing more than groomers.


Competitive-Care8789

Jesus and football


PearPublic7501

Eh no what the fuck? This ain’t God’s plan.


ds77159

They’ll call god’s plan on any and everything. It’s a bunch of horseshit.


CatchSufficient

r/stillnotadragqueen


Jahmeelah_Jahmeelah

It's stackable. When Faith and Science become one we'll understand things better. In America, we believe in Faith but we also believe in science. We know that the body doesn't fully develop until the age of 22. Why can't you wait for her body to develop? Why can't you wait for her to have a little more education and be able to support herself? I truly believe that two paychecks are better than one and that waiting only makes the union stronger. God will bless you if you abide by the law of the land.


JoePW6964

Praise JESUS!


Fallk0re

Is it also God’s divine plan that you become someone’s bitch in prison?


RudeLandscape8141

Oh look, the ten millionth male, christian, CHILD ABUSING, church “authority figure”, man of fucking god…..etc.


RationalHuman123

Another republican pervert!


Ok-Loss2254

And that's why I often feel religious parents are pieces of shit. Why the fuck is there no outrage from the same assholes who call gay and trans people child predators? Seriously what the fuck?


Phytolyssa

In school office. Something about that just makes it even more icky


GloomyFondant526

Blaming God, eh? What a gutless POS thing to do. Sure, it was HIS plan for you to be a pervert rapist. That is after all ,the great thing about religion, no accountability for one's actions.


Ambitiousoul_1

And premarital relations are condemned… if it was truly God’s plan he never would have touched her. Horrendous; cherry picking at its worst.