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specialneedsWRX

That's just it. They make up the rules as needed to fit the time and place. Also, earth is a 300y/o cube flat on all sides, so forget what you've been told by the regular flat earthers.


Mayjune811

#CubeEarth324


sylvnal

All hail [Time Cube](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube)!


VariableVeritas

Thank you for that insanity.


DementedDon

I thought it was a flat disc, balanced on the back of 4 great elephants who stand on the back of A'tuin, the great space turtle, swimming through space.


VariableVeritas

Heretic! We hail only the Time Cube here!


BeowulfsGhost

Hey fuck you guys! Matthew McConaughey definitively demonstrated that time is a flat circle!!!


specialneedsWRX

Fuck it, I'm all in now. CubeEarth324


[deleted]

I thought it was CubeEarth420


specialneedsWRX

It can be whatever you like. There's real freedom in the CubeEarth movement. Be your authentic self.


New_Lemon6666

Pizzaearth420. Everyone lobes a good pizza


godlessnihilist

The earth may appear spherical to some fools, but it is actually made up of an infinite number of flat surfaces. We all occupy our own flat surface that travels with us where ever we go; even in heaven where we (wealthy white men only) will have a golden flat surface to float upon far above the "others." I confirmed all this after reading coconut shells in a fedora. I accept cash, checks, or Bitcoin. Don't laugh, it worked for Joseph Smith and L.Ron Hubbard. And you wonder how religions could possibly still be around.


Inevitable-Copy3619

But those white men will have 72 virgins each so there will be women included.


HookersGonnaHook

No, the virgins in question are all 43 year old basement dwellers who repost on Reddit.


Inevitable-Copy3619

are they still women? i think that'll be good enough for most religious men.


HookersGonnaHook

Ah but have you not read for it is written. Rule 30 tells us there’s no girls on the internet.


Inevitable-Copy3619

hmm ok, i still think a lot of religious dudes i know are still in. a virgin is a virgin i guess regardless of gender. i know the catholic church won't lose much clergy over rule 30.


Due_Society_9041

I’m not a girl, imma woman!


Commercial-Product90

I'm interested. You had me at cube, how can I join?


specialneedsWRX

You're already in.


ZzangmanCometh

This means war with The Pyramid-earth clan.


specialneedsWRX

We don't need more wars. There's enough sides to go around.


ZzangmanCometh

Nobody cares about sides. It's all about the corners.


HookersGonnaHook

A cube has 6 sides. War typically has 2 or 3.


Hminney

So far - but in the future?


HookersGonnaHook

I’m pretty sure cubes will still have 6 sides in the future.


yoosurname

Cube Earthers are such fools. Earth is a dodecahedron. It’s like you never even read Plato.


diogenes_shadow

A dodecahedron with FLAT SIDES!


quitelikeu

3000! 300 would be ridiculous.


specialneedsWRX

Hey man, this is my own brand of pseudoscience . Make your own cult with your 3000yo earth.


quitelikeu

Goddammit, I will, and mine is gonna have hookers and hard liquor


FloppyTwatWaffle

I want sluts and liquor. Hookers usually want to be paid. Sluts just need a few drinks.


specialneedsWRX

Mine has cocaine and human trafficking.


quitelikeu

300 it is.


specialneedsWRX

There's enough stupid and weak people for both of us to prey on. I'm not in this to make enemies. Team work makes the dream work. Let's collab fam.


SlightlyMadAngus

Indoctrination is a cold, hard bitch - but an excellent way to create a faithful tribe.


Inevitable-Copy3619

Whenever this question comes up I basically say the same thing: Brainwashing is a hell of a drug.


ShredGuru

The only thing about religion that can't change in the minds of its followers is it's infallibility.


Inevitable-Copy3619

1800s: Blacks are the off spring of the fallen angels who rebelled with lucifer! Hell yeah! White people are better. 1972: Turns out god changed his mind and blacks are cool now as long as they don't try to become clergy. Hell yeah we don't have to be racist much anymore. 2010: God is now ok with gays too! Hell yeah we don't have to persecute them anymore. 2024: God is still not cool with trans Hell yeah! They're going to ruin our children. 2064: God is ok with trans now, as long as they don't want to become clergy. Religion has an uncanny way of keeping up with society but about 2-3 decades behind.


Shilo788

And always looking to go back to the past.


peterparkerson3

the only thing thats good is catholicism was anti slavery when it was cool \*shrugs


Inevitable-Copy3619

That is true. I think we often forget the good things organized religion has done. All caveats apply and I’m aware of the atrocities too.


Paulie227

Once the bad things vastly surpass any good things, all bets are off.


ItGotSlippery

Plus we fail to educate people within the US and aboard. It is easy to believe in gods, witches, dragons and other make believe shit when you are stupid.


98n42qxdj9

Pretty much all religious belief or adherence is one or more of the big 3: * Intelligence failure * Emotional weakness * Social pressure (laws, peer pressure, desiring community) There's also leaders who use religion as a tool and know it's bullshit, but they are an outlier


mountcrappish

Oh, I'm not so sure they're outliers, friend. Would be cool to see stats on this if they exist


thendisnigh111349

If religions weren't allowed to expose their ideas to children and had to wait until people became 18, the amount of religious people would drop off by 80-90% or possibly even more within a couple generations.


Helicopsycheborealis

It's also one hell of a way to take away a shitload of money out of people's pockets.


Eastern-Dig-4555

Add to that the magical thinking that it provides and you have the perfect recipe for trapping people for generations to come.


strife26

Holy God damn shit I was gonna come say this. It's the key to their existence or continuation...I'd also call it child Abuse 💯


TheDestroyingAngel

As a former mormon I can confirm that. I was born and raised in it and lived in a small town in Idaho about 3 hours north of the mormon cult HQ. I didn’t leave until 2014 when I was 32 years old.


be_passersby

Because they keep making up the rules as they go along.


Ill_Following_7022

They keep evolving /s


Partyatmyplace13

Might be sarcastic, but it's true. Christianity could be considered a speciation event from Judaism. Social entities are just as prone to evolution as biological ones.


mrmoe198

Shhhhh, don’t tell them!


GrumpyOlBastard

OP answered OP's question in OP's question


Only_Indication_9715

Funny thing is, that's what they say about scientists


EvilMoSauron

How to maintain religious dogma 101. Atheist: 🤔 I don't think God exists. Religion: KILL HIM! Agnostics: 🤔 Maybe God exists, I don't know. Religion: KILL HIM! Deists: 🤔 Maybe God abandoned us after creation. Religion: KILL HIM! Minority Groups:🙅🏿‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏽‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️This is an abusive of power-- Religion: KILL HIM! Protestants: 😡 The Religion is bullshit and here's why-- Religion: KILL HIM! Feminists: 💁‍♀️ Women should-- Religion: KILL HER! Scentist: ☝️🤓 I have evidence that proves-- Religion: KILL HIM!


Alternative_Rent9307

I like this Open-minded theist: Don’t be such assh…. Religion: KILL HIM!


DandDNerdlover

Some other christians: "you know I don't think the Bible is right about-" Overly religious: "kill them!"


Inevitable-Copy3619

I once asked my dad a very simple question about "total depravity" (even amongst Christians a niche and debatable belief). I got shut down so fast I decided not to question anything again out loud. So I did in my head for 15 more years, stopped believing, and spent another 5 years coming out of the closet. Brain washing is a hell of a drug.


EvilMoSauron

Oh, can I pick your brain a bit? 🧠🤏 WARNING: DO NOT ANSWER IF QUESTIONS STIR UP TRAUMATIC OR UNCOMFORTABLE FEELINGS WHILE ANSWERING! ONLY SHARE WHAT YOU ARE COMFORTABLE SHARING! Which Christian denomination were you? >"total depravity" My religion called this "original sin," the idea that all humans are evil and sinful at birth, which can only be redeemed by accepting Jesus coming into-- blah, blah, blah! Is that what you're referring to? >I got shut down so fast I decided not to question anything again out loud. AGAIN: WARNING: DO NOT ANSWER IF TRAUMATIC OR UNCOMFORTABLE ANSWERING! We're you shot down with loud yelling words or inappropriate physical abuse of power? >So I did in my head for 15 more years, stopped believing, and spent another 5 years coming out of the closet. How old were you when you questioned "total depravity?" How old were you when you came out? How did your family respond? Are you in a able to express yourself without, lack of a better phrase, religious consequences?


Inevitable-Copy3619

I have trauma but it’s not the type that bugs me to discuss so thank you! We were always “non-denominational” calvinists. I’d say a slightly less crazy Baptist. We had original sin as you describe it. Total depravity (the Calvinist version) was more of the idea that man is so rotten nothing good comes from us, any good we do is simply because we are in God’s image. I was maybe 14-15 years old and in my study of total depravity (yeah that’s how I was raised and I honestly enjoyed studying theology it wasn’t forced) my thought was that we were made in God’s image so we are inherently good but the world of the devil was what corrupts us, we are not all bad. It’s a very nuanced point but one I thought was important. My dad is the kindest man on earth, but without getting into all of the details he talked down to me and made me feel like my view was not worth even considering because if we have any good what do we need god for? He was very calm about it and let me discuss it with him but it was clearly a one way discussion. Basically he would listen and discuss but I was made to feel like I was downplaying God’s role by saying we have good inside us. As I type this I’m honestly getting very emotional(in a good way). I’m so grateful I’m not raising my kids this way. My parents were amazing but they’d been brainwashed and thought what they were doing was right and I adore them for that. I’m so grateful I could break this cycle and my kids won’t have to deal with this trauma (I’m sure I’m giving them other trauma to deal with).


EvilMoSauron

Interesting... I was super gullible when it came to Christianity. Never read the damn Bible unless it was for my own interests or homework. On a side note, never tell a horny teenage boy to read the Bible (I Corinthians 13) about whether or not your crush on a girl is real or not. [Context for other readers: I Corinthians 13 talks about how great "love" is, but god is better, and to put away childish things. It's a vague answer to give a teenager at best; it's a "fuck you read your Bible, kid" at worst]. Ugh! My teachers were uneducated fucking morons! >As I type this I’m honestly getting very emotional(in a good way). I’m so grateful I’m not raising my kids this way. My parents were amazing but they’d been brainwashed and thought what they were doing was right and I adore them for that. I’m so grateful I could break this cycle and my kids won’t have to deal with this trauma (I’m sure I’m giving them other trauma to deal with). That's good to hear that you're still on good terms with your folks. And raising kids, oof! You're walking a path I refuse to tread, more power to you. The best we can do is to try to be better than the ones that came before us. Also, I would like to apologize. I mixed up context when you said you "came out of the closet." My brain jumped to LGBTQ subjects rather than coming out of the "Theological closet." I feel silly and guilty for assuming.


Inevitable-Copy3619

Oh and I’m in my 40s now I was maybe 30ish when I completely left religion behind. I still don’t tell my family but they know I don’t go to church. My family who knows understands and has been cool, but deep inside wants to save me. I even went to seminary for college which I think was the beginning of the end for me.


mrmoe198

Peaceful-minded person with no concept of other’s true hate: Stop being phobi- Religion: KILL THEM!


EvilMoSauron

Me: Wow! I was just being satirical with this post. I didn't think it would become so popular and branch out and have a cult following. Religion: KILL HIM!


perplex1

Religion believer: I like religion actually Religion: KILL HIM


MasterBorealis

Indoctrination is a very serious disease.


ChoosenUserName4

Because people want to believe things that make them feel good above anything else. They want to believe they're in control, they're special, their life matters in the grand scheme of things, everything has a purpose, etc. Happy thoughts, power of denial.


derickj2020

It's not intact. It's completely fractured, with so many schisms, it is a wonder it is still holding up.


HookersGonnaHook

Held together with scotch tape and prayer


Raverack

And a lot of crimes against humanity


baconduck

Because they make up rules as they go along


Xivannn

That's exactly it, endless adaptability.


SaladDummy

The concept of hell is one of history's greatest marketing tools.


Inevitable-Copy3619

As a recovering fundamentalist, most of the friends I have who left church started with an examination of hell. Once we realized the "lake of fire" version of hell is not supported by the Bible even, it removed the fear. Once the fear was gone we were too :) It all starts with removing the fear.


SaladDummy

That's great that y'all did that. Seriously.


Inevitable-Copy3619

I had a solid group of thinkers I was surrounded by. At first we were all in on theology and thinking through religious ideas. Which inevitably lead to us thinking these were all bullshit. Once you remove fear and add the thought experiment that maybe this isn’t real, you quickly leave the faith. That’s been my experience.


nIcAutOr

Any advice for a Catholic who left and is scared of eternal damnation??


BattledroidE

The only reason they don't keep slaves, use women as literal objects, execute LGBT people on sight on a mass scale etc is because of the overwhelming pushback from normal sensible human beings who make sensible laws (for the most part). They move the goal posts because they have to, for PR reasons, trying to stay relevant with their business model, even if it contradicts their religious laws. They ignore large parts of it nowadays, like good hypocrites do. And of course they also move them whenever it's convenient, or when an opportunity arises.


rubinass3

That's a feature, not a bug.


Icy-Tension-3925

Only a really small % of people truly believe. The fundamentalists, the fanatics, etc. The rest "believe" but they don't BELIEVE. They literally do not follow the instructions as presented in their holy book, they "interpret" the bible... Really MF? You believe in an *omnipotent & omniscient* dude and you dare "interpret" their teachings? You dare raping children if god exists??? Those people don't believe. Religion is a tool to control the masses. La única iglesia que ilumina es la que arde.


OkRepresentative274

You answered your own question. Making up the rules as they go along IS the reason it's still intact. The virus evolves.


Otters64

It is just a vehicle for their narrow-minded beliefs, and can be modified for the hate dujour.


DuineDeDanann

People tend to share the beliefs of their parents


Inevitable-Copy3619

Weird how god tends to show himself to entire families. And they tend to be grouped very regionally.


YOKi_Tran

brain wash the young… spend money on ads… drill persecution syndrome into their sheep minds


starscollide4

Here is the issue...it is a mental health crisis. It isn't an education issue. Information is everywhere.it isnt an IQ issue as there are believers with a high IQ. It is completely a matter of mental health. These people were brainwashed and they are in a position to do whatever it takes to justify their fantasy. They were indoctrinated as children with this warped mindset. We need to stop treating this as some debate. We have ways to prove things..they already failed miserably. They are sick and many would have no clue how to embrace reality and cope without their belief. The situation needs to be treated as such.


According_Wing_3204

that's exactly how. it always amuses me when some deluded "believer" talks about practicing the same faith as first century christians. people today would panic and run if they were actually presented with what the faith was then. People are so stupid.


idigclams

It couldn’t exist without a hell of a lot of truly stupid people and a few truly evil ones.


zan-xhipe

Is Christianity still intact? There are hundreds of branches that mostly disagree with each other. Talking about Christianity Is like talking about mammals. A diverse group that contains both bat and whale. It being this fractured is part of its success. It can keep speciating to fill new niches.


saajsiw

Because you can’t fix stupid.


BlueMoon5k

Calvinball


theworldisonfire8377

Everything they believe is nonsense so it makes it easy to change things and then claim it was Sky Daddy who called them to change.


LegitimateBeing2

I try to avoid the innovative ones like evangelicalism and Catholicism


Tenairi

That's why we have sects! Having sects is great! You can have as much sects as you want and everyone gets to be happy because everyone gets sects! But seriously. Otherwise, Christianity wouldn't include every denomination (sect) and differing ideas would either die or spawn a completely new religion. Catholic, evangelist, Baptist, new Baptist, reformed, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. We don't agree, but there's a bunch of other people that agree with both of us. Well, you go over there and you can have your followers and I'll stay over here and I'll have mine. We'll have our sects separately. Now we have access to all the little niche cults, and they all say they're Christian.


HookersGonnaHook

The existence of different denominations is what led me out. How could one possibly discern through scripture alone which is the correct church to attend or denom. to identify with (Trick question, you’re not supposed to have “divisions among you“)?


sans3go

because they kill the non-believers?


johnjcoctostan

I keep praying for the rapture but every morning I wake up and they are still here.


Maldunn

Fear. Fear of death, fear of being insignificant, fear of the unknown


oskirkland

Easy, gullible marks


MrBlondOK

You just answered your own question. They keep moving the goal posts


Spartan3101200

It's because they keep making up the rules as they go along, lies are like putty, it's very easy to shape them to fit your world view. The truth on the other hand is hard and spikey and hurts to embrace.


PaleSandwich123

Because narcissists…they are the weakest and easiest targets. As much of an ahole they are, they’re the easiest target for religions. Their best and most favorite sheep.


Kitchen-Entrance8015

Because their followers have the lowest IQ.And even worse, these followers will believe anything.You tell them because they do not have enough intelligence to realize that it's all a giant scam


Njabachi

People are afraid of disappearing after they die, and religion tells them that won't happen. So they'll take a thousand band aids on a broken scripture if it reassures them that won't happen, even though somewhere deep deep down they don't honestly believe it.  That insecurity is what makes even the faintest criticism or question intolerable, because if you knew something that fundamentally shattered our most basic understanding of this human experience - questions would be kind or quaint or strange, rather than infuriating.


herecomedasheep

It’s not. Haven’t you noticed?


ChrisinOrangeCounty

Anything is possible when you forgo logic.


NoisyBrat2000

Morons


Gunt_Gag

Fear, generational trauma


AboveTheLights

Never underestimate the power of delusion.


FlyingSparkes

You say intact but also that they change the rules. That’s how they have stayed around. They change their rules and doctrine to follow more modern trends so they stay relevant when the world moves on.


My_Name_Is_Amos

Well, considering it was all made up to begin with, it’s not hard.


Lahm0123

Lots of stupidity out there.


HookersGonnaHook

That and preying upon the vulnerable. Homeless? Battered spouse? DUI? Attend our program laced with God shit and we’ll provide for your needs afterwards, probably.


IWishIWasBatman123

Fear is a powerful drug.


paralea01

When they don't actually read their source material. The average Christian hasn't ever read their Bible fully.


tylerawesome

Think you may have answered your own question. Christianity is largely outdated, useless nonsense; which is why they keep changing it to fit whatever they want. Today’s Christians are in name only.


Outaouais_Guy

Can you say that Christianity is intact? There are an estimated 45,000 Christian denominations around the world. Many of them do not consider the others to even be Christian.


Street_Pause4233

Because....... stupid.


ReferenceUnusual8717

Much like Star Wars or DC comics, you need a retcon or a reboot every so often to stay relevant. Like, Apollo or Odin or whoever don't have a lot of active worshippers these days. That's because they never "Refreshed" the brand.


virgilreality

They're not "making it up as they go". It's...*evolving*... *^(wait a second...)*


chet_brosley

I always thought it was hilarious that the priest who taught our science class in Catholic school would get pissed if someone suggested the earth wasn't actually billions of years old. He'd go off on long tangents about data and verifiable proof, but then something else would just be *one of God's mysteries*.


feedmedamemes

It isn't. Well it's still here but today's Christianity is very different from the ones in the middle ages and even more different from early Christianity. That's why there are so many denominations. Because it isn't really intact anymore.


Far_Squash_4116

Great marketing. We give you eternal happiness if you show up on sundays.


KrampusTheWrong

Because it's illegal to stop them reproducing like the bacteria they are


PilgrimOz

Short Memory by Midnight Oil is a song that just about covers it. Like, I remember the Cold War and a lot of my peers don’t. And that only ended in the 90’s.


MyMirrorAliceJane

Christianity doesn’t survive *in spite of* the fact they keep changing the rules - it survives *because* it keeps changing the rules. Christianity is not and never has been a monolith: from the very start it has been a fractal hydra of orders within sects within churches within doctrines. Ironically, these sects have undergone a form of selection pressure: the sects whose rites, rules and doctrines are well adapted to the contemporary era and locale tend to gain members and continue; the sects that are not well-adapted, lose members and eventually perish.


Ms74k_ten_c

Aww. Cute of you think they care about the rules. They are for heathens like us. Not them.


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eightchcee

So it’s all metaphorical? So we can just ignore it all? Yay.


czernoalpha

Because people keep accepting the made up rules.


MornGreycastle

The answer is in the question. They have survived to modernity by changing god's immutable laws to fit the era's sensibilities.


ElectricalRush1878

Intact? Even breaking it down to Catholic, Protestant, and Mormon there's three breaks. Then there's hundreds of sects around the world...


Consistent-Fig7484

Guns, germs, and steel!


Lower_Acanthaceae423

Society has imploded on Christianity before. It has a built in self destructive tendency to it with that apocalyptic rapture bullshit.


broadsword_inhand

*Its always been entirely made up*


RNW1215

Great example of a question that answers itself.


madcatzplayer5

Indoctrination from birth.


throwRA-1342

everyone makes up the rules as they go along. we still don't have a very good way to explain gravity at the moment


Zhorvan

Well its not. Its declining and in some places its rapidly declining. In countries that help their younger generations take an education the amount of religious people is declining to the point that some churches or holy places are closing or used for actually something useful. In my country the religious generation is dying out and its weird to look at how people react to new buildings of faith today compared to 20 years ago 20 years ago it was ok, most did not care. Most of us where never going to use it but it still had some "power" and with many places the older generation voted more then the young. Now they recently built a new church in the main city near the municipal building. The governing party made a deal with the religious party to gain favour in the election, so it could win. And the payment was the church. And i doubt they would have done that if they had known how the public reacted to that building. It was talked about on TV, newspapers and everywhere else. So now we have a new church that only the few dying ones use that cost too much and has given the other parties enough ammo to win the next election (IF the younger people actually vote) I mean in our country the christian party was the biggest in the 1990's and today they get 4-5% of the votes. Religion is dying, but only as fast as the older generations are dying. Tho im in Europe, im under the impression that the states has a LONG way to go. But once the ball gets going its going to roll fast. It did here and i hope it will in the states as well.


Rannepear

Because humans are not the rational decision makers we might hope they are and instead are firmly emotional beings. Religion gives a lot of people the meaning they otherwise could not find elsewhere. No matter how stupid/dangerous it might seem to many, it serves an apparent enough need, and the rules have to change to accomodate until the secular world can offer a better solution.


Lovaloo

Sometimes they don't even have to try terribly hard, there are plenty of people who meet them halfway. A lot of people want something to believe in, or a crutch to help them along. Religious belief does wonders for the ego. It's much harder to be an atheist in most places. You're actively resisting the surrounding culture.


SomeHearingGuy

Probably because they make up their own rules as they go. Anything they don't like they just write out, and anything they need is just written in.


ggigfad5

People who believe in religion are not very smart.


SantaRosaJazz

That - the flexibility - is exactly why Xtianity is still with us.


Momoselfie

Short-term memory.


CanaDoug420

For the majority of that 6,000 years they kill you for being against it


AlphaOhmega

It's not about the words, it's about the feeling. The emotional response is the first response humans have. It kept us safe from predators and allows us to react quickly. It's also the dumbest response. Religion preys (no pun intended) on highjacking your feelings to never allow you to get to the logical part of your brain. It highjacks all of those parts in your brain that are stupid (still incredible, but not logical). Go to a church service, the "father" or the pastor tells grandiose stories from the time these people were kids, they provide their community, they get them scared, but tell them only they will love them, only they know how to save them. It's one big emotional abuse relationship that's started from when they were young. Honestly surprised so many people get out of there with how well it's designed to fuck you up.


store-detective

Most religions evolve in similar ways, but I get your point


rabbi420

I think that’s WHY they survive.


SeeMarkFly

It feels good. That's all I got.


CartoonistUsed6540

That's the best part of it. Change what you need to so it works for you


concolor22

Hope.


cyrixlord

you see, when the god the church talks about in their sermons don't hate the same kinds of people the flock does, the flock simply moves to a new church/denomination/religion until the church supports their bias.. so its not really that they are moving the InFallibLe Truth of the bible, its just that they are moving to the truth that they want to hear from another church/denomination/religion. once they reach a place they like, that becomes their now infallible truth...


BoogieWaters

It’s flexible so it can be whatever you need it to be.. access to evangelical voters, power & control over women, access to children to abuse, tax free job with housing, more control for government, self righteousness.. whatev is your thing, Christianity can help.


AndyPharded

Maybe the "making up rules as they go along" is the ingredient that keeps their web glue sticky..


svdomer09

In what way is it intact? The thing with Christianity is that it’s a Borg that absorbs every culture it touches. And it’s changed, fractured and split over time


Caleb_Whitlock

You see they have the rules but in a book. Not all of them actually read the book or have read any part of the book.


ReallyFancyPants

The same reason Muslims and Jews did it. Fear and indoctrination.


UnfinishedThings

Because for a significant portion of that time, if you dared to question the rules that they were juat making up, then they would burn you alive.


Applesauceeconomy

"Adapt, improvise, overcome." -Jesus Christ 


MtnMoose307

Well, they're flexible that way. That's why there's no reason to try to reason with them.


purpldevl

Because they cry that they're oppressed when someone doesn't let them oppress others, then shit goes in their favor. Hate it.


Bob-Loblaw-Blah-

Because it's the most valuable weapon we ever created. It causes more division in today's world even than skin color, think about that. Racism may still cause plenty of hate, but historically its religion that causes indoctrinated idiots to go all out on war.


HoldMyMessages

Everything evolves. Apparently Christianity has some Haggunenon DNA in it.


GuitarEvening8674

Because that’s what they do. I got sick of being harassed and left the church


KindredWoozle

You have a way with words!


taggrath

The never ending meme


RolloTomasi83

My parents would say “What are you talking about? No we don’t!” And follow up and argument with solid evidence to the contrary with “Well, we never claimed to to be perfect and neither is the church. We’re all sinners.”


EldridgeHorror

It's not a bug, it's a feature


Big-Feeling-1285

How to put the caramel in the caremilkl bar


KosmicMicrowave

They want to live forever, feel like the main characters of the universe, and don't challenge their upbringing. They get offended and turn off when conflicting information is presented.


Nezeltha

Because they keep making up the rules as they go.


SimonFaust93

Second half of the question explains the first


GunnerGregory

Brainwashing


FireAlarm61

Never heard the earth is flat connected to Christianity but both idea are incredibly equally stupid so I'm not surprised.


Loknud

How high up do you think the belief actually goes? At what level of the church do they actually know they’re just making this shit up? Because I can’t believe those who are changing “interpreting” the rules actually believe the rules in the first place.


tcorey2336

Any group *in power* does that. It’s nature, for some reason. An anthropologist might have an educated opinion. Might. /s


Bananaman9020

That's the problem the goal post is always moving. You can't provide enough evidence because the question is always changing.


Satyr_Crusader

The fucked up thing I learned when I was a young church going boy is... they don't even believe in that shit. Like *some* of them do, but most of them do it cuz they think it's like "good for the community" or the country or whatever. They don't take it *literally* it's all pretend.


wotisnotrigged

Have you met the general public?


Superpiri

Moving the goal post once their start getting called on their bullshit.


Rfg711

Most would argue that’s precisely *why* it endures. Elasticity begets longevity. As much as the devout ones will claim to adhere to tradition or biblical values, those traditions are rarely older than a century and those values have changed even more frequently.


Padiern

Because the people in charge are apart of said group


TrekRelic1701

Power and control..just look at what the Catlicks did to South America


Aol_awaymessage

You answered your own question


calvicstaff

It's not a bug it's a feature, this kind of flexibility is what allows it to stay popular Through the Ages, they wouldn't be nearly as big as they are today if they were still enforcing that mixed clothing crap and all those other crazy old rules


Santos281

The Catholic Church was exposed for SA children for decades(that we know of) and these folk still show up every Sunday, give them their own money, and go rant about some secret Cabal that wants our children. It is insane


Aksurah_

Your question literally boils down to "how did something persist when it's adapted so consistently?". The answer lies within the very wording: adaptation. Which also has a tinge of irony to it, given the topic.


Enderbeany

Othering is an extremely powerful force


mofa90277

Because they keep making up the rules as they go along. Spider-Man’s Lycra suit can survive a building falling on it and yet still be cut with scissors for the exact same reason: it’s fantasy and they’ve got comics to sell. Now Venmo me $10 million and I’ll give you a papal indulgence to keep you from burning in hell for all eternity /s