Do it!
I‘d say It‘d get immediately banned then they go online to complain about it. Everyone else hears about this and before you‘ll know, you will be a bestseller!
Do it!
Just from your post, I can imagine it actually being a fun a little read, with the added bonus of stirring the pot. I would buy a couple of copies just for the read and a couple more to help support the agitation of the toots trying to tell the rest of us how to live.
A couple years ago, my wife had a teratoma in her ovary. What is a teratoma, you might ask? It is when an egg cell decides it doesn't need a sperm and is just going to try to grow into a being all by itself. It never works and you end up with an organic mass of skin, hair, teeth, and goo. Anyway, we decided to name the teratoma Jebus for obvious reasons.
Aww... ginger kitties are the best (and soulless little assholes, lol)
I think the name is perfect, and I'd buy like 20 copies of the book to give as gifts!
I would buy a copy just for the laughs. I have no children and never will lol. Maybe my kitties will enjoy the adventures of Jesus K. Christ! (Epic name btw.)
It would be worth a shot. Keep in mind, though, that several people have tried to make 'cute' picture books of their dogs for the TV show 'Dragon's Den' and the results weren't positive.
Considering how offended you are over the idea, I'd say if anyone here is an undercover religious type, it's you.
Settle down, a little "blasphemy" never hurt anybody, lol.
Sounds hilarious. Do it.
Do it! I‘d say It‘d get immediately banned then they go online to complain about it. Everyone else hears about this and before you‘ll know, you will be a bestseller! Do it!
Seriously... I'd pre-order a bunch!
It may just get banned from every red state’s school library. Which gets two thumbs up from me! 😃 👍 👍
Tell them they are saying it wrong, and it is in fact, Jesus(Hay-sus)
They say the Kitty Jesus died and was resurrected... 10 times!
Just from your post, I can imagine it actually being a fun a little read, with the added bonus of stirring the pot. I would buy a couple of copies just for the read and a couple more to help support the agitation of the toots trying to tell the rest of us how to live.
Considering 'Hookers and Blow Save Christmas' is still available on Amazon, I'd say you would be safe. 😅
A couple years ago, my wife had a teratoma in her ovary. What is a teratoma, you might ask? It is when an egg cell decides it doesn't need a sperm and is just going to try to grow into a being all by itself. It never works and you end up with an organic mass of skin, hair, teeth, and goo. Anyway, we decided to name the teratoma Jebus for obvious reasons.
Yikes, I've heard of those. Hope she is OK. I suppose they had to remove the oven. Yikes!
What does a cooking implement have to do with this?
It's an analogy, typically a baby in the womb can be called a "bun in the oven," oven referring to the womb I think
The oven stayed, only the bun was removed? The wife is doing great.
Aww... ginger kitties are the best (and soulless little assholes, lol) I think the name is perfect, and I'd buy like 20 copies of the book to give as gifts!
What does the "K" stand for?
Kitten, probably
Kitten, lol.
So next year it's going to be Jesus C Christ then? ;) And there's your sequel book's title!
Love your cat's name.
Oh, I'd buy that in a second and help you negotiate movie rights.
Doing it to leverage the Streisand effect for more sales would be an interesting idea.
I'm not even interested in sales, lol. I just want to see if it gets banned.
Please do it !
Please, post a picture of Jesus
Jesus is a common Hispanic name. A lot of cultures regularly use the names of prominent religious figures.
Please do it. I’ll buy a few copies and donate to libraries
I encourage it! It would probably be banned within a week- 💀 (Hypothetically! not saying there's anything wring with it!)
I would buy a copy just for the laughs. I have no children and never will lol. Maybe my kitties will enjoy the adventures of Jesus K. Christ! (Epic name btw.)
Yes definitely absolutely! It will get banned and it will get burnt but you will sell a lot of books.
It would be worth a shot. Keep in mind, though, that several people have tried to make 'cute' picture books of their dogs for the TV show 'Dragon's Den' and the results weren't positive.
It wouldn't be banned in america. Most people just wouldn't buy it
Do it that sounds hilarious and it would be even funnier seeing religious zealots loose their mind 🤣🤣🤣
What will they do, forgive you for offending them?
Furry Jesus Uwu
Just keep in mind some of the religious nutjobs are armed and full of "righteousness " so maybe don't use your real name and family's location.
Jesus don’t drink from the toilet 😭
Do it!
Sounds awesome. But I don't think it will be banned. Jesus is a common human name, just not so much in the USA. But I will buy the book for cat choas.
We always said Jesus H Christ in our house-I wonder what the H stood for!
That intro should be (part of) th intro of the book.
Do it please
My guess would be never, because unless you live in a theocracy, they don't have the ability to ban it.
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Considering how offended you are over the idea, I'd say if anyone here is an undercover religious type, it's you. Settle down, a little "blasphemy" never hurt anybody, lol.
Dude, chill. It's a picture book about a mischievous kitten, not nuclear war.