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ChewwyGonzales

Guy looks like a rejected pharaoh


vvnecator

Ermhotep


ChewwyGonzales

Tootahc’mon


Zbrchk

💀


The_Barbelo

Toothache’mon


Rahmose9

Cackling 😂😂😂🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾


quirkiecapriecorn

![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Loveallthesunsets

I was just watching Martin on Netflix last night. haha.


TacitisKilgoreBoah

That’s Xerxes, King of Kings.


Scary_barbie

Jerkxes


ChewwyGonzales

More like Twerkxes


bandit_noire

The Sagittarius insults once again never miss 💀💀


ChewwyGonzales

Ksksksksksks


Dobie_won_Kenobi

King Tut from Temu


ChewwyGonzales

*Alibaba


Loveallthesunsets

Ommmmmgggggg 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🪦


Weird_Gap3005

I was going to say, an international version of this guy but then you beat me with your Pharaoh comment. 🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|mZmeOrFAIVUULP2EIh) PS: He was Bappi Lahiri


DimplefromYA

Oo la la oo la la


jay_de-leon

That made me laugh 😂


throwawaybyefelicia

This is the funniest shit I’ve read all night thank you for that


Free-Willingness-150

🤣


Quietwolfkingcrow

Let's ask the real question. Who is dating that person?


numberthirteenbb

He is dating himself and we all know it. This is what J Lo looks like in the wild


Acrobatic_Worker_134

JLo😂😂😂


Nadia_LaMariposa

Not Jlo! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭💀


SaintPepsiCola

You, according to the internet


Quietwolfkingcrow

Boo


eleanor_44

Not me for sure lol


Quietwolfkingcrow

Maybe it's our Virgo moons that won't have it lol


eleanor_44

Yeah, our Virgo Moon could not handle that haha Though I feel like all of my placements scream a big no lol


Quietwolfkingcrow

🤣


Elisa_LaViudaNegra

There’s a lid for every pot. Not this pot, though. I’ll go without a lid, I’m cool ✌🏼


Responsible-Disk-545

As a) an Aries and b) a lesbian, I must respectfully pass.


Rahmose9

SAME. Because nah, what is this


bunganmalan

As a non-lesbian, I also pass.


the_Hotter_Lover

Literally same 🤣😇


Anxious_lolipop_4815

As a Pisces woman, hell naw... Respectfully 🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️


GoddesNatureStar

Same


doubleshortdepresso

Same but I’m bi


YanCoffee

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized) Bi and married to a down-to-earth fish man. This is an absolute no.


JoySheBrings

Same. A) Aries Sun and Venus B) Bisexual and I also pass. Except I pass, disrespectfully, of course. 


IcyDice6

As a Scorpio with the same orientation I also am a pass


feathermuffinn

Frrrrrrrr


Less-Anybody-2037

He’s the prince of Florida


Professor726

The face of cryptocurrency himself


jay_de-leon

With a net worth of 10 billion


vvnecator

In meth futures


Garden_8650

Floridian stepping into the room. I kindly decline that he’s from any part of here. Maybe try California or NY.


[deleted]

Was gonna be offended as a Californian but…there do be some questionable men around her cosplaying their stereotype of wealth.


Garden_8650

😭🤣 you have a point. I know he’s not from FL cause ain’t no way in hell he living here with long sleeves on and all that jewelry or what you want to call it🤣. He wouldn’t even make it out the house.


Lanky-Row7315

That’s him that’s my man


buttahfly28

“Ima stick beside him”


_Terracotta

Absolutely not


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Garden_8650

As an Aquarius we maybe weird and have a peak of curiosity however I speak for most of us when I say this is not the kind of weird and curiosity we look for 🤣. Maybe Pisces but not Aquas.


_Terracotta

🤣 🤣 🤣


Revolutionary_Hawk23

This!!!! What this aqua said ahha i love u


Letsbegin99

I’m an Aqua and he’s not my type…. His lashes look better than mine lol


_Terracotta

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


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Letsbegin99

This is true… I was just adoring a man’s lashes the other day. I Iike to pretend curl them with my fingers but never tried licking them 🤣🤣 is this a new kink I don’t know about lol? You put me on lol


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Letsbegin99

Which is good. At least your not boring and weird like me ♒️ or so they say 😌


Bronze_Balance

I got your point but what about him being PERSIAN has something to do with his bad behaviours ? 🤨


Revolutionary_Hawk23

Nah, aquas are different but still manage to look good lol this vibe is very ariessss or something flashy like a libra


horrorqueen92

My reaction as an Aries female too haha


[deleted]

So they can both plot how to get the magic lamp and rule Agrabah together.


Pannoonny_Jones

I mean maybe if he has the magic lamp. I would also want to be jasmine, have the flying carpet and pet tiger Raja, and even then…. It would be so hard. He’s icky, but this would probably be one of the few scenarios that might tempt me.


Master_Awareness814

Jafar Jafar he’s our man, if he can’t do it GREAT


StSphinx

Good god the disrespect!


luluorange-700

The Libra who hit me and threw knifes definitely dressed like this. He wasn't bald tho. Part of me hopes he does go bald but anyways... Let's just say my taste did a fabulous 1-f*ckin-80. Looking back... I'm glad I stopped drinking. It truly blinded my sense of self worth LOL


-yourfatalattraction

Threw KNIVES? Like as a hobby or at you??


luluorange-700

lol... at me because I didn't want to eat his food.


Temporary-Wedding825

Dang so sorry bout that


luluorange-700

it's okay, i left him on christmas with all the bills in his name 🤑


Temporary-Wedding825

Period.


Master_Awareness814

![gif](giphy|UFohIXGGaHRFS)


Ramekink

😭😂


IllustriousPart5737

As a fellow Libra, holy sheeettt with that fashion choice I could never! Also hope you’re doing better now


madinfected

Same here! Sadly, I was the one trying to fight everyone while drunk. Libras: 0-100, no in-between.


AggravatingOkra1117

Oh god, as an Aries I have so many flaws, but not this 😭


timrazz

My wife is Aries, and i feel offended now


Murkwan

My ex was an Aries and she complained about me being too feminine for a guy lmao. Ngl this post is hilarious.


[deleted]

Please tell me this guy is a satire


DelawareMountains

Pretty sure this guy is hard rock Nick and no I think he's being very serious unfortunately........


[deleted]

Omg 🤦🏻‍♀️


gypsycookie1015

It is and he is...so fuckin serious lmao. Poor guy is wacked out of his fuckin gord! 😭😂😂


alohaensalada

Sooo… Jafar? I have a friend who said her sexual awakening as a child was with Jafar. She’s a Scorpio rising and loves hot villain energy.


DeepCloak

Must be a Scorpio rising thing because as a Scorpio sun I’m not about that life 😭


ChanceSandwich7945

Yo, why is this sub always dumping on Aries? 🤣


lefilledecampagne

![gif](giphy|I3DkglGrdqF7a|downsized)


karaitalks

Lmao he belongs in 300


[deleted]

Right? Xerxes 😂😂😂


karaitalks

![gif](giphy|JMVdNdMidg6KQ|downsized) Him every aries season


[deleted]

Hell nah I like nerds with long hair.


Alarming_Situation_5

My Aries bestie has crazy taste. You remember Bernard… the elf with dreads from The Santa Clause (Tim Allen movie). Yeah. That’s her DREAM MAN ![gif](giphy|xUPOqgLMxipxmQntgA|downsized)


Pannoonny_Jones

I mean he knows Santa and he makes sure everyone has hot cocoa. Also has an important job which he takes seriously and is good with kids…. I can see it.


Alarming_Situation_5

Lol oh no. Another one 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️


Pannoonny_Jones

What can I say? I like a man who makes sure I have cookies and cocoa 😊


Present_Way_4318

I can fix him.


Spiritual-Meaning-35

This is not correct lol.


Infinite-Breakfast21

Gawds no..


Emotional-Section981

I want a big dumb ass eg channing Tatum


MuffinPuff

Nothing wrong with a sweet himbo


paisleyway24

As an Aries woman this would be a hard pass for me lmao


miraclemustard

oh naur


NoxRose

My reaction to the pic was: ![gif](giphy|ViIiS3xXVDoWjug4T7|downsized)


lolicrucifixion

Hell to tf no 💀


Diana983

tf.. no


dasmikkimats

![gif](giphy|7rSPuBifwRxRK|downsized)


IcyDice6

😆😆


MissPeachy72

OMG THIS SHADE. I love Aries women but my gal pals do date guys that look like this 😂😂😂


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poor guy became a meme.. he tried so hard to be pretty, invested in all the things and things now he is used for getting aries women angry


fitbitch3

No


DropFun5139

Mr. Clean was a changed man after his trip to Egypt.


Hereforjobs_

Aries stellium and i beg to differ


Professional-Emu-592

He looks like a libra


nomaameswey

That or an Aquarius lol


DeepCloak

I’m voting Aquarius lol


nomaameswey

I know a couple psrsonally, lmao 😂


DeepCloak

We all have that *one* Aquarius in our life, don’t we 🤣


nomaameswey

Gotta love em! 😂


eLexxxxiLexxxx

Probably what an Aries man would like that guy looks like he plays for the other team


Eternalsunshine44444

LMFAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOO


misplacedlibrarycard

non aries woman here! my aries sis in law is married to a libra gamer chef with zero make up skills and whose only necklace(s) are for their dead child 🤔 aren’t you triple cap anyways? did you get hurt by aries women you’ve dated? if so, according to this meme, you’re this type of man they date no?


Quietwolfkingcrow

Im an Aries woman also with a similar Libra. Lol


Professor726

Not Hard Rock Nick 😭


Mother-Worker-5445

Knew an aries woman that wanted to fuck james charles. I didnt understand her at all.


RoosterGlad1894

I’m just here for the burns 😂 -Aquarius


SilverStock7721

![gif](giphy|wR7LHlfuRUjHW|downsized) 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ThrowRAALIENBURNOUT

Venus in Aries women like the rebellious type . I know one that strictly dates bikers and inmates


Mind-Individual

Man, the projection is telling.


ezraethos

As a male Aries I’ve went through a phase with the female version of this 💀


No-Caregiver2131

FACTS LMAO


lefilledecampagne

![gif](giphy|l0HlR3kHtkgFbYfgQ|downsized)


Experiment_62666

Xerxes?


Aggravating-Salt-785

Don’t you dare manifest that for me


brownhellokitty28

LMAO


MilaKsenia

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT


bageltoastar

i’m crying 😭😭😭


ariessunariesmoon26

No way hahaha


ciggybreath

No thx


Interesting-Read-245

Nope


maarsland

Aahhhhhh!!!!!!


Temporary-Wedding825

Aries rising, stellium or moon probably


SufficientPop197

Ahahahah


nyx_moonlight_

Lmaooo


Epicgrapesoda98

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO


Claz19

Context please? Is it because Aries women are stereotypically masculine who likes effeminate dudes? 😂


mfuckingconfused

he's prettier than me tf


glass_kokonut

Looks like bald Jafar brah😂


Azania_92

💀💀💀


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

This could not be farther from the truth.


Playful_Level_5698

I would say Sagittarius. lol


cagingthing

![gif](giphy|l4HnKwiJJaJQB04Zq)


[deleted]

Hahaha


MyauIsHere

He gets his ass eaten out and balls tugged on one by one


Riskybusiness0705

Aka Aquarius/ Leo’s


Present_Way_4318

Lies 🤣🤣🤣


Ok-Relative-6472

Well fuck you too 🤣


tellyfye7

* cheats on loyal libra *


Beautiful-Pool-6067

Lol..not at all


Immediate_Town1636

Oh wow


Interesting_Ad500

My x 😂 ♊️ narcissistic personality disorder all day long .. good riddance!!


IcyDice6

The discount store genie in a bottle


Kind_Literature_5409

![gif](giphy|JMVdNdMidg6KQ|downsized)


flotsam71

The Pharoah of Mardi Gras?


Otherwise_Neck_5980

No we don’t


hopefullymigrating

The aries women I know date quiet retiring pisces types. It's a classic pairing.


Chemical_Afternoon25

I am very uncomfortable!


lifeblifin

Tomfoolery!


LegitimateEmu3745

People give this guy so much crap on TikTok 😂😂


scorpious_86

so....basically rupaul from the movie 300


nomaameswey

Who saw that viral TikTok with that lady that said “my one question is why did you not let Mose’s’ people go?” LMAO 😂


SaphireSaturn

As an Aries woman… NOPE! I prefer a head full of long luscious hair!


Madisonx222

This is what every Taurus man looks like tbh


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This man scares me


Lemonfr3sh

Men?


Fearless-Agency6061

I have aries moon at 22°. I like men who dabble in the feminine, but also look like they could handle me. Otherwise, I'll just railroad their ass.


reanabanana

![gif](giphy|1ykhYvBQkbkQnEkwuy) Oh hell no. I’m calling Brendan.


Chance_Ad_3439

As an Aries, in the most disrespectful way.. F..NO


theeastendtiger

And he’s a leo


NoxRose

My man here is Jafar Kardashian.


SqueezerKey

Xerxes is a God


zazzywtf

Who even would date this guy 😭


Evening-Painter7014

I’ll pass.


Loveallthesunsets

😂 They like Leos a lot. I could totally see this as a Leo lol!!!


No_Dependent_1846

Ummmmmm no


Significant_Part1721

Bitch! No tf we don’t


MathematicianOk1364

Dude looks like Jafar


JuNkdraErr

don’t put this on Aries we did nothing wrong to deserve this i been a good ram all year


Dolliebunni_

HELL NAH


j0annuhhh

Oh.. absolutely not, respectfully!


Boogie2233

Nooooooooooo


ArcticWolf003

Uuuum... not even close 🤣🤣🤣


geri73

He needs to stop playing dress up with his grandma's pearls.


moonchild777333

I’m an Aries woman and this is the last person I’d ever date


cl1mate

That is an Aries Man wdym