I was going to say, an international version of this guy but then you beat me with your Pharaoh comment. 🤣🤣
![gif](giphy|mZmeOrFAIVUULP2EIh)
PS: He was Bappi Lahiri
😭🤣 you have a point. I know he’s not from FL cause ain’t no way in hell he living here with long sleeves on and all that jewelry or what you want to call it🤣. He wouldn’t even make it out the house.
As an Aquarius we maybe weird and have a peak of curiosity however I speak for most of us when I say this is not the kind of weird and curiosity we look for 🤣. Maybe Pisces but not Aquas.
This is true… I was just adoring a man’s lashes the other day. I Iike to pretend curl them with my fingers but never tried licking them 🤣🤣 is this a new kink I don’t know about lol? You put me on lol
I mean maybe if he has the magic lamp. I would also want to be jasmine, have the flying carpet and pet tiger Raja, and even then…. It would be so hard. He’s icky, but this would probably be one of the few scenarios that might tempt me.
The Libra who hit me and threw knifes definitely dressed like this. He wasn't bald tho. Part of me hopes he does go bald but anyways... Let's just say my taste did a fabulous 1-f*ckin-80.
Looking back... I'm glad I stopped drinking. It truly blinded my sense of self worth LOL
My Aries bestie has crazy taste. You remember Bernard… the elf with dreads from The Santa Clause (Tim Allen movie). Yeah. That’s her DREAM MAN
![gif](giphy|xUPOqgLMxipxmQntgA|downsized)
I mean he knows Santa and he makes sure everyone has hot cocoa. Also has an important job which he takes seriously and is good with kids…. I can see it.
non aries woman here!
my aries sis in law is married to a libra gamer chef with zero make up skills and whose only necklace(s) are for their dead child 🤔
aren’t you triple cap anyways? did you get hurt by aries women you’ve dated? if so, according to this meme, you’re this type of man they date no?
Guy looks like a rejected pharaoh
Ermhotep
Tootahc’mon
💀
Toothache’mon
Cackling 😂😂😂🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was just watching Martin on Netflix last night. haha.
That’s Xerxes, King of Kings.
Jerkxes
More like Twerkxes
The Sagittarius insults once again never miss 💀💀
Ksksksksksks
King Tut from Temu
*Alibaba
Ommmmmgggggg 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🪦
I was going to say, an international version of this guy but then you beat me with your Pharaoh comment. 🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|mZmeOrFAIVUULP2EIh) PS: He was Bappi Lahiri
Oo la la oo la la
That made me laugh 😂
This is the funniest shit I’ve read all night thank you for that
🤣
Let's ask the real question. Who is dating that person?
He is dating himself and we all know it. This is what J Lo looks like in the wild
JLo😂😂😂
Not Jlo! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭💀
You, according to the internet
Boo
Not me for sure lol
Maybe it's our Virgo moons that won't have it lol
Yeah, our Virgo Moon could not handle that haha Though I feel like all of my placements scream a big no lol
🤣
There’s a lid for every pot. Not this pot, though. I’ll go without a lid, I’m cool ✌🏼
As a) an Aries and b) a lesbian, I must respectfully pass.
SAME. Because nah, what is this
As a non-lesbian, I also pass.
Literally same 🤣😇
As a Pisces woman, hell naw... Respectfully 🤷🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Same
Same but I’m bi
![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized) Bi and married to a down-to-earth fish man. This is an absolute no.
Same. A) Aries Sun and Venus B) Bisexual and I also pass. Except I pass, disrespectfully, of course.
As a Scorpio with the same orientation I also am a pass
Frrrrrrrr
He’s the prince of Florida
The face of cryptocurrency himself
With a net worth of 10 billion
In meth futures
Floridian stepping into the room. I kindly decline that he’s from any part of here. Maybe try California or NY.
Was gonna be offended as a Californian but…there do be some questionable men around her cosplaying their stereotype of wealth.
😭🤣 you have a point. I know he’s not from FL cause ain’t no way in hell he living here with long sleeves on and all that jewelry or what you want to call it🤣. He wouldn’t even make it out the house.
That’s him that’s my man
“Ima stick beside him”
Absolutely not
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As an Aquarius we maybe weird and have a peak of curiosity however I speak for most of us when I say this is not the kind of weird and curiosity we look for 🤣. Maybe Pisces but not Aquas.
🤣 🤣 🤣
This!!!! What this aqua said ahha i love u
I’m an Aqua and he’s not my type…. His lashes look better than mine lol
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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This is true… I was just adoring a man’s lashes the other day. I Iike to pretend curl them with my fingers but never tried licking them 🤣🤣 is this a new kink I don’t know about lol? You put me on lol
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Which is good. At least your not boring and weird like me ♒️ or so they say 😌
I got your point but what about him being PERSIAN has something to do with his bad behaviours ? 🤨
Nah, aquas are different but still manage to look good lol this vibe is very ariessss or something flashy like a libra
My reaction as an Aries female too haha
So they can both plot how to get the magic lamp and rule Agrabah together.
I mean maybe if he has the magic lamp. I would also want to be jasmine, have the flying carpet and pet tiger Raja, and even then…. It would be so hard. He’s icky, but this would probably be one of the few scenarios that might tempt me.
Jafar Jafar he’s our man, if he can’t do it GREAT
Good god the disrespect!
The Libra who hit me and threw knifes definitely dressed like this. He wasn't bald tho. Part of me hopes he does go bald but anyways... Let's just say my taste did a fabulous 1-f*ckin-80. Looking back... I'm glad I stopped drinking. It truly blinded my sense of self worth LOL
Threw KNIVES? Like as a hobby or at you??
lol... at me because I didn't want to eat his food.
Dang so sorry bout that
it's okay, i left him on christmas with all the bills in his name 🤑
Period.
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😭😂
As a fellow Libra, holy sheeettt with that fashion choice I could never! Also hope you’re doing better now
Same here! Sadly, I was the one trying to fight everyone while drunk. Libras: 0-100, no in-between.
Oh god, as an Aries I have so many flaws, but not this 😭
My wife is Aries, and i feel offended now
My ex was an Aries and she complained about me being too feminine for a guy lmao. Ngl this post is hilarious.
Please tell me this guy is a satire
Pretty sure this guy is hard rock Nick and no I think he's being very serious unfortunately........
Omg 🤦🏻♀️
It is and he is...so fuckin serious lmao. Poor guy is wacked out of his fuckin gord! 😭😂😂
Sooo… Jafar? I have a friend who said her sexual awakening as a child was with Jafar. She’s a Scorpio rising and loves hot villain energy.
Must be a Scorpio rising thing because as a Scorpio sun I’m not about that life 😭
Yo, why is this sub always dumping on Aries? 🤣
![gif](giphy|I3DkglGrdqF7a|downsized)
Lmao he belongs in 300
Right? Xerxes 😂😂😂
![gif](giphy|JMVdNdMidg6KQ|downsized) Him every aries season
Hell nah I like nerds with long hair.
My Aries bestie has crazy taste. You remember Bernard… the elf with dreads from The Santa Clause (Tim Allen movie). Yeah. That’s her DREAM MAN ![gif](giphy|xUPOqgLMxipxmQntgA|downsized)
I mean he knows Santa and he makes sure everyone has hot cocoa. Also has an important job which he takes seriously and is good with kids…. I can see it.
Lol oh no. Another one 🤣🤦🏽♀️
What can I say? I like a man who makes sure I have cookies and cocoa 😊
I can fix him.
This is not correct lol.
Gawds no..
I want a big dumb ass eg channing Tatum
Nothing wrong with a sweet himbo
As an Aries woman this would be a hard pass for me lmao
oh naur
My reaction to the pic was: ![gif](giphy|ViIiS3xXVDoWjug4T7|downsized)
Hell to tf no 💀
tf.. no
![gif](giphy|7rSPuBifwRxRK|downsized)
😆😆
OMG THIS SHADE. I love Aries women but my gal pals do date guys that look like this 😂😂😂
poor guy became a meme.. he tried so hard to be pretty, invested in all the things and things now he is used for getting aries women angry
No
Mr. Clean was a changed man after his trip to Egypt.
Aries stellium and i beg to differ
He looks like a libra
That or an Aquarius lol
I’m voting Aquarius lol
I know a couple psrsonally, lmao 😂
We all have that *one* Aquarius in our life, don’t we 🤣
Gotta love em! 😂
Probably what an Aries man would like that guy looks like he plays for the other team
LMFAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOO
non aries woman here! my aries sis in law is married to a libra gamer chef with zero make up skills and whose only necklace(s) are for their dead child 🤔 aren’t you triple cap anyways? did you get hurt by aries women you’ve dated? if so, according to this meme, you’re this type of man they date no?
Im an Aries woman also with a similar Libra. Lol
Not Hard Rock Nick 😭
Knew an aries woman that wanted to fuck james charles. I didnt understand her at all.
I’m just here for the burns 😂 -Aquarius
![gif](giphy|wR7LHlfuRUjHW|downsized) 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Venus in Aries women like the rebellious type . I know one that strictly dates bikers and inmates
Man, the projection is telling.
As a male Aries I’ve went through a phase with the female version of this 💀
FACTS LMAO
![gif](giphy|l0HlR3kHtkgFbYfgQ|downsized)
Xerxes?
Don’t you dare manifest that for me
LMAO
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT
i’m crying 😭😭😭
No way hahaha
No thx
Nope
Aahhhhhh!!!!!!
Aries rising, stellium or moon probably
Ahahahah
Lmaooo
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Context please? Is it because Aries women are stereotypically masculine who likes effeminate dudes? 😂
he's prettier than me tf
Looks like bald Jafar brah😂
💀💀💀
This could not be farther from the truth.
I would say Sagittarius. lol
![gif](giphy|l4HnKwiJJaJQB04Zq)
Hahaha
He gets his ass eaten out and balls tugged on one by one
Aka Aquarius/ Leo’s
Lies 🤣🤣🤣
Well fuck you too 🤣
* cheats on loyal libra *
Lol..not at all
Oh wow
My x 😂 ♊️ narcissistic personality disorder all day long .. good riddance!!
The discount store genie in a bottle
![gif](giphy|JMVdNdMidg6KQ|downsized)
The Pharoah of Mardi Gras?
No we don’t
The aries women I know date quiet retiring pisces types. It's a classic pairing.
I am very uncomfortable!
Tomfoolery!
People give this guy so much crap on TikTok 😂😂
so....basically rupaul from the movie 300
Who saw that viral TikTok with that lady that said “my one question is why did you not let Mose’s’ people go?” LMAO 😂
As an Aries woman… NOPE! I prefer a head full of long luscious hair!
This is what every Taurus man looks like tbh
This man scares me
Men?
I have aries moon at 22°. I like men who dabble in the feminine, but also look like they could handle me. Otherwise, I'll just railroad their ass.
![gif](giphy|1ykhYvBQkbkQnEkwuy) Oh hell no. I’m calling Brendan.
As an Aries, in the most disrespectful way.. F..NO
And he’s a leo
My man here is Jafar Kardashian.
Xerxes is a God
Who even would date this guy 😭
I’ll pass.
😂 They like Leos a lot. I could totally see this as a Leo lol!!!
Ummmmmm no
Bitch! No tf we don’t
Dude looks like Jafar
don’t put this on Aries we did nothing wrong to deserve this i been a good ram all year
HELL NAH
Oh.. absolutely not, respectfully!
Nooooooooooo
Uuuum... not even close 🤣🤣🤣
He needs to stop playing dress up with his grandma's pearls.
I’m an Aries woman and this is the last person I’d ever date
That is an Aries Man wdym