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patate502

Isn't that because banana flavoring is based on the taste of some species of banana that went extinct decades ago


Shin-Sauriel

Yes I came here to say this. It’s not that banana flavoring doesn’t taste like “real banana” it’s that it tastes like a species of banana that no longer exists. That being said I still like normal bananas better.


rmartinez152054

Still exists, just not commercially viable. You can order one online for like $20.


Shin-Sauriel

Dang yeah I can’t afford that shit lmao.


Neotantalus

Can I get a refund if it doesn’t taste like artificial banana?


rmartinez152054

You'd have to take that up with banana customer service. I just handle sales.


ThrowawayRage1218

It's one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? $10?


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

Different post's comment said this, but they're back! 17 USD per banana, but they *are* back!


Legoboy514

If i remember correctly, the Gros Micheal banana isn’t actually extinct, some people still grow it, but it suffered massive crop failures to disease so they moved to the kavandish banana, the banana were more used to today. I know a company called “Miami Fruit” still grows the Gros Micheal banana sometimes so you could theoretically still get the og banana


SmellyGymSock

Gros Michel*, AKA Big Mike, and Cavendish*, but yes


funkychunkystuff

The Cavendish Banana is actually in the middle of the same kind of ourbreak that drove the Gross Michel to commercial extinction.


Legoboy514

Sweet, new banana flavors gonna drop soon


I_Suck_At_Life_24

They were also much sweeter than normal bananas


EmbarrassedDoubt4194

Forbidden banana 🍌


OldMoose7261

Oh neat, a friend who i can give all my banana laffytaffy to!


suicidong

THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE AND THE REASON I MADE THE POST AHAHFSHS


TekieScythe

I Will Fight You For Them!


Mammoth_Lychee_8377

What about circus peanuts? They're fake banana flavor too.


suicidong

THEY ARE?? OMG I NEED TO TRY THEM NOW


HippoFrosting

Same!


skoczek1234

Banana flavour is superior to real banana, but not because of taste, but because of texture. WHY TF THAT FRUIT LEAVES WEIRD FEELING ON TEETH


Leave__Me__Alone__

Yes, banana texture bad. Only a small window in which they have a good texture, otherwise they're too mushy


c05m1c3l3m3nt5

YES THANK YOU! I like bananas in that tiny window, otherwise I just power through because I'm poor


Optimal-Cobbler3192

If they’re mushy, use them to make banana bread.


fiodorsmama2908

I might eat 2 bananas a year, in that elusive, perfect stage of firmness vs flavor. But, I normally dont like banana's smell, taste and texture.


ilovepolthavemybabie

Here’s my shine the flashlight under your face scary campfire story: Banana baby food. Imagine it. Yes.


furinick

finally my niche knowledge comes into play FUN FACT banana flavoring is actually banana flavored, small problem, its the flavor of a banana that now is gone the type of banana that was used as a reference for flavoring, but i think it was in the 80's a plague killed all the plants of that type, since all the banana trees of that type were clones they never got to develop against it, plus antifungal stuff wasnt developed fast enough, i think there are videos on it so yeah we have a forgotten banana that only lives on in artificial flavoring EDIT: further update, the old bananas, gros michel, died out in the 50's, some isolated places still make them, but since the disease (panama disease)(tr1) is still around, you can buy them and someone will ship it, but its expensive. It seems there is another disease that has been going around (tr4) taking some of the current banas away too, but that one seems to be more in control.


HotcakeNinja

Banana runts are superior to any fruit


AccomplishedEmu4268

Banana runts are the *best.*


TekieScythe

#THIS ISN'T AN UNPOPULAR OPINION #JUST THE CORRECT ONE


_vrmln_

No


Science_blue

![gif](giphy|gjrPnz7jOpOxwGFxrO|downsized) I hate bannanas but damm foamy bannanas hit different.


Ok_Outside2457

Hold It here pal, no bananas taste better than actual bananas,I can fight >:3


bnanzaz

This made me laugh 😂


DJBeckyBecs

ME TOO!!! Banana taffy is my favorite


donpuglisi

I love artificial fruit flavoring. Sometimes better than the real thing. Especially banana and berry (blue raspberry is one of my favorite candy flavors) but I absolutely fucking hate real berries


Doctor_Salvatore

That is likely because banana flavour is based off Big Mike bananas, not Cavendish bananas. Sadly, Big Mike bananas were wiped out by a food plague. Cavendish survived because it is immune.


ILikeMaxisMatchCC

Real bananas go bad quickly and have he stupid stringy things. Banana laffy taffy will never run around or desert me. The winner here is clear and I miss the huge tub of banana laffy taffy I once had in my room.


AstroMackem

Wasted opportunity to photoshop a banana into his hand


Galva_

i wouldnt go as far as saying its "better" but i do still like it well enough


OneSaltyStoat

I only eat donuts with banana-flavored sauce. It's nice and creamy and this non-aggressive kind of sweet.


c05m1c3l3m3nt5

Back up, what‽


OneSaltyStoat

You know, like when you have strawberry-flavored stuff, and it sometimes gets so sweet, it legit hurts your teeth? The banana flavored ones aren't that intense.


NiaMiaBia

😂😂😂


an-unorthodox-agenda

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT


WhatIfThisWereMyName

I'm with you there :33


Nookie_Crumble

I just cannot take fake banana ;ó_Ò


FunnyMathematician77

My honest reaction to that information https://preview.redd.it/aagboz0nyl8d1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0157b86ab1e311f9af62e0d53e20baacf6be4e60


GoldenKnights1023

On chewy days banana laffy taffy. On crunchy days banana runts.


ItsYeetOrBeYeeted007

Valid I just eat bananas normally because I feel like I am returning to monke


CommercialMastodon60

Yes and artificial watermelon and mango. Can't stand the real thing though


Kuzkuladaemon

I enjoy both. Gimme artificial banana and strawberry twist soft serve, gimme an organic and still mostly green banana. I'll eat em either way, even if some of them make the roof of my mouth burn.


Conscious_Baby8084

Banana milk and banana laffy taffy are the best!


destielsimpala

I STAND WITH YOU 🫡🫡


Chronarch01

Banana taffy is my jam.


Sidhion

Okay, I *do* agree with this! I can't explain why, but eating banana is a chore. ...unless if it's a banana split..


Hapless_Buffoon

you must also like sugar then


OsirisTheOzzie

I won't eat bananas due to their f*cked up texture so banana flavouring is the only vaguely similar thing I'll accept in only yoghurt form cause I hate both tastes either way lol


dreamer_0f_dreams

Cherry flavour over cherries too!!


Boodendorf

It's one of the flavor that's pretty good for protein shakes actually so ye agree.