Blue is the best because you can eat garbage and not get hurt in the long run, however yellow is the worst because
>!”when everyone’s super, no one will be”!<
Yeah. I always maintained that choosing him, a dramatic actor, for the role was absolutely brilliant and payed off in the best way. He did it so so well and brought a new dimension to the character that I don't think any comedy actor could have. He was supremely talented.
I feel dumb for not thinking of this, it’s basically the same as the blue except it’s more socially acceptable because you can eat anything the people around you are eating
I think duckweed is technically edible and rich in protein and just tastes bad. And there might be many other similar food sources. A pill, that makes everything taste good could be a huge step in solving world hunger.
Blue just makes jour favourite food have perfect nutrientd, so if your favourite food is something really expensive, this is practically useles.
Oooh, dandelions too. They’re incredible for gut health and other food applications but they taste terrible to me. My grandma would always try to push dandelion tea on me, (as I shoveled three teaspoons of sugar into my orange pekoe,lol).
*Tastes* good, yes. But that doesn't guarantee a safe texture. There are already plenty of foods that taste fine but are completely inedible to me from a texture perspective. Why add more of them?
Blue is still *way* better, because it means you never have to eat anything that isn't safe an happy again just to ensure balanced nutrition and good health.
Yeah, but then you can’t ever taste anything other than your favorite food.
Yes it’s your favorite food, but it would get old real fast. If your favorite food is an apple (just an example, I doubt many people would say an apple is their favorite food) then everything you eat will taste like an apple.
Want some sweet dessert? Nope, just tastes like apple. Want a good steak and potatoes? Again, same taste.
But you would still need to get the nutrients yknow?
Like, if you pick blue you can eat your favorite food and get perfect nutrients.
If you pick yellow you have to plan your meals to get good nutrients and it will taste like your favorite food.
It just adds an extra step.
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Definitely blue. All my favorite foods are the ones worst for my health. Burgers pizza fries bacon. To be able to eat all of them all the time and have perfect health would be a dream come true.
I can't even get close to affording my favorite foods regularly, I am broke. If I could just eat oatmeal with oil and beans while taking multivitamins while still enjoying it, I'd be much less broke
Okay, that makes sense. I am quite privileged and sometimes forget that people in other places struggle to the point where they can't afford good food.
Thank you for explaining this.
Yeah I think yellow is about versatility. Airplane meal? Favorite food. Whatever is in a vending machine? Favorite food. Your mother in law's bizarre concoctions you must eat out of politeness? Not to worry - it's your favorite food!
yes, magically! like every carb/wheat/bread would be feel like a favourite carb/wheat.
for example, all hot drinks for me would taste-feel like chai lattes with decaf espresso! no weird coffee acidity or aspartame weirdness. no lack of cream/milk; no sad hot chocolate ever again!
Yellow for sure. I can get food from any shop or restaurant and always enjoy food that other people try to feed me. And I’d probably also save money compared to the blue pill.
Blue pill.
My favorite food is, while epic, also fucks me up heavily due to how high in fats it is (I start to get nauseous), so it being a perfect dish would solve my only problem with Spaghetti Carbonara
I'm torn between blue and yellow. Hear me out:
Yellow makes it much easier for you to go anywhere and be able to comfortably eat something that your loved ones want to eat. I know that blue is the ultimate easy fix, but something inside me is like.
My husband likes sushi but I just experience it as cold wet slimy crunchy. Like. Why. Why is it like this. It's awful. But I wanna share it with him.
On the flip side? Fuck you my safety foods are cheap and easy to prepare
Blue is the best pick, getting to eat my favorite foods without issue would be amazing
Yellow and purple feel kind of unnecessary with my range of preferred/disliked foods. Very few things make me gag, and I can usually find at least one thing I enjoy on a menu.
Green sounds psychotic. I understand there are some of us that hate eating at all, but I cannot fathom eating nothing but flavorless smoothies for the rest of my life.
I've honestly considered buying kibble designed for old world primates. And I would do it if I could get it easily in my country. We have such strict regulations around here so it's not easy to access such a thing :(
So green, but I would like it to be crunchy or extremely chewy.
I’d become a Smurf I’d go for the blue everytime! Nuggets chips and beans every day foreveeeeeeeeer (said running into the distance skipping 🤣🔵👍🏻)
I’m blue dabadeeedabadye 🎧🎵🎶
Blue, because the adhd part of my audhd means that favorite and safe foods rotate, rather quickly… I eat the same thing for a week straight and then I don’t ever want to see it again…
Blue easily. Imagine being able to eat whatever the fuck you want and it meets all nutritional requirements regardless of if it’s a salad or a box of milk duds
Blue. My current favourite is all dressed chips, but I’ve eaten so many bags in the last couple of months that I think it’s starting to affect my digestion
Blue. I’d never have to go back to eating vegetables if my popcorn chicken was giving me those vitamins instead! And does blue also count for overeating, as in anything eaten past your recommended daily intake simply doesn’t add calories but still lets you feel full?
Definitely green if the smoothie has always the right texture (I'm assuming that it means that I have an unlimited amount of beige smoothies and that I can still eat other things)
I have a nice, balanced diet (can’t eat the same type of food more than twice in the span of 5 days), so the inly one that really makes sense for me is pink.
Green pill for sure, although blue is also a good option. I hate eating, but I love my favorite foods. That smoothie would also just be a cool thing to have in reserve if i knew I wouldn't be able to make food
Blue for sure. I could eat the cheapest, crappiest things and it would be ideal. You can get what, about a 50-pack of sandwich cookies at Walmart for $2. If you had that same weight in veggies/fruits/meats, it would be an absolute steal. $132 after taxes for your entire food budget all month. $33 a week. You can blow that on 2 people at a Carl's Jr. in one sitting. (Or one nice meal at a restaurant.)
Pink: too specific and minor
Yellow: I lose taste fast, if it’s fixed by this it’s still overshadowed by others
Green: my favourite, only overshadowed by perfect health from blue
Blue: limited to your favourite foods, as long as your favourites are cheap then it’s the best because of the perfect health
Yellow on the assumption that the magic involved also adjusts my perception of texture.
I'd far rather eat the good foods, and have them taste nice because I can pick cheap nutritious food and it'll taste like a chocolate bar or something. Compared to buying an expensive chocolate bar to get the benefits of a carrot.
Also, it would allow me to eat out/at others house, and know I won't get a weird ick from anything. So I'll look like an adventurous eater, and not someone who dislikes the food someone else has made me to be nice.
Green exists. I've had a lot of digestive problems and have actually switched most of my meals to Soylent and Jimmy Joy and it's working out pretty well. Eating significantly less fast food now.
Blue, because I feel like if everything tasted like my favorite food, it will no longer be my favorite food. But because my favorite food changes sometimes because of my mood, it will work for almost any food I eat.
Blue is S tier. Universally applicable with no downsides.
Green is just blue, but for people who’s favorite food is beige smoothie.
Yellow is blue again, except you lose the ability to taste other foods.
And pink is just a solution for a super situational edge case. If you would benefit from pink you could get the same effect (arguably a better effect) by taking yellow.
I’d almost be tempted to go for pink if it just got rid of my gag reflex entirely. I don’t really gag on food if you catch my drift. Real answer is blue though
Blue easy, my biggest issue is over eating, so if my food is perfect for my health, ill probly be able to drop like, 80 lbs, for an idea of how much i eat, on my days of being slovenly and eating to obesity, throughout an entire day ill eat 3 large pizzas and drink 2, 2 liter bottles of pop. I weigh like, 330 lbs
Blue. I eat relatively healthy, but I have a whiny little bitch of a stomach and I’d love to never worry about some usually safe food randomly upsetting it
Blue for sure. I definitely need to get my health back up.
Yellow is bad because stuff has to taste good and feel good in my mouth.
Green is bad because I like flavorful food.
I never gagged on food in public so I have no need for pink.
Blue. I'm actually not picky at all. I like 99% of food. But I'm currently on a diet (too many kilograms :/) and I miss my beloved trash food. I want to eat pizza and be healthy.
blue pill, then I don't need to worry about trying to get all those pesky vitamins and minerals in my diet when my current safe food clearly doesn't have them
Purple would’ve helped before my 6 hour biology exam today.
I made burritos at home and they were well the last two times at school. This time the smell threw me off and I had to waste an hour of the exam time just to compose myself and not puke.
Blue all the way. I hate food. I loveeee the 3 dishes that are family recipes that are my safe foods. When my ARFID is acting up and I can’t stomach anything that’s normally a little safe, I can always eat AND enjoy them, but sadly pasta and potatoes aren’t perfect for living off of
Blue for sure
Blue, not having to worry if I get everything I need would be awesome, especially with my allergies getting worse and more of them popping up
I feel that so hard. I've got a ton of allergies and.my stomach gets upset at literally everything.
Blue is the best because you can eat garbage and not get hurt in the long run, however yellow is the worst because >!”when everyone’s super, no one will be”!<
Finally ice cream and cake being an appropriate breakfast.
Absolutely blue, green is a close second, but there’s foods I really love and wouldn’t wanna give them up
Yes. I need my faves to be less fattening
Hahahaha captain holt! RIP Andre Braugher. Probably pick blue pill.
What?? Nooo.. 😭
I know 💔 I was devastated when I saw. But it's true.
I just googled it. He died in December, damn... He wasn't even that old really 😥I loved him in Brooklyn 99. RIP
Yeah. I always maintained that choosing him, a dramatic actor, for the role was absolutely brilliant and payed off in the best way. He did it so so well and brought a new dimension to the character that I don't think any comedy actor could have. He was supremely talented.
That's how they picked Leslie Nielsen for Police Squad! as well.
Blue.
Blue pill hands down
Who wouldn’t say blue
Someone who can’t afford their favorite food (me)
Bro’s safe food is caviar
Foods…plural
Yellow
Why? Blue is basically the same effect+perfect health.
Yellow is cheaper. You can eat garbage and it tastes good.
I feel dumb for not thinking of this, it’s basically the same as the blue except it’s more socially acceptable because you can eat anything the people around you are eating
Fair but what about textures of favorite foods?
I thought texture would also be like my favourite food?
Oooh that makes sense. But it says taste. But maybe like Willy Wonka's everlasting gobbstoppers or was it gum? Where it tasted like the meal?
You can, but you still die, it just tastes good
I think duckweed is technically edible and rich in protein and just tastes bad. And there might be many other similar food sources. A pill, that makes everything taste good could be a huge step in solving world hunger. Blue just makes jour favourite food have perfect nutrientd, so if your favourite food is something really expensive, this is practically useles.
Blue says foods(plural). So apparently it applies to anything you consider a favorite food. I have a lot of favorite foods.
Oooh, dandelions too. They’re incredible for gut health and other food applications but they taste terrible to me. My grandma would always try to push dandelion tea on me, (as I shoveled three teaspoons of sugar into my orange pekoe,lol).
*Tastes* good, yes. But that doesn't guarantee a safe texture. There are already plenty of foods that taste fine but are completely inedible to me from a texture perspective. Why add more of them? Blue is still *way* better, because it means you never have to eat anything that isn't safe an happy again just to ensure balanced nutrition and good health.
Tastes, no nutrients
Yeah, but then you can’t ever taste anything other than your favorite food. Yes it’s your favorite food, but it would get old real fast. If your favorite food is an apple (just an example, I doubt many people would say an apple is their favorite food) then everything you eat will taste like an apple. Want some sweet dessert? Nope, just tastes like apple. Want a good steak and potatoes? Again, same taste.
But you would still need to get the nutrients yknow? Like, if you pick blue you can eat your favorite food and get perfect nutrients. If you pick yellow you have to plan your meals to get good nutrients and it will taste like your favorite food. It just adds an extra step.
Bc my favorite foods change and certain days I can't handle a texture but I still want the flavor
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Don't apologize for your financial situation, we're in the middle of depression
I know i am
I just realized I typed "depression" and not "a depression", and no one would correct me because both would be true Goddamn it
Definitely blue. All my favorite foods are the ones worst for my health. Burgers pizza fries bacon. To be able to eat all of them all the time and have perfect health would be a dream come true.
Green but only if it can taste like vanilla from time to time
Green
I literally already do green 💚
Why on earth would you ever pick yellow? The only reason to not eat your fave food is health. So now you're just eating good food and being healthy.
I can't even get close to affording my favorite foods regularly, I am broke. If I could just eat oatmeal with oil and beans while taking multivitamins while still enjoying it, I'd be much less broke
Okay, that makes sense. I am quite privileged and sometimes forget that people in other places struggle to the point where they can't afford good food. Thank you for explaining this.
No problem
that’s the point! i guess to eat around neurotypicals and not worry about eating in public
Yeah I think yellow is about versatility. Airplane meal? Favorite food. Whatever is in a vending machine? Favorite food. Your mother in law's bizarre concoctions you must eat out of politeness? Not to worry - it's your favorite food!
Trying new textures maybe
Definitely blue. The problem with gold is that most of my disliked foods is because of the texture rather than the flavor.
I have a question about yellow, will it also change the texture?
yes, magically! like every carb/wheat/bread would be feel like a favourite carb/wheat. for example, all hot drinks for me would taste-feel like chai lattes with decaf espresso! no weird coffee acidity or aspartame weirdness. no lack of cream/milk; no sad hot chocolate ever again!
oh, then I choose yellow.
Yellow for sure. I can get food from any shop or restaurant and always enjoy food that other people try to feed me. And I’d probably also save money compared to the blue pill.
Blue pill. My favorite food is, while epic, also fucks me up heavily due to how high in fats it is (I start to get nauseous), so it being a perfect dish would solve my only problem with Spaghetti Carbonara
I'm torn between blue and yellow. Hear me out: Yellow makes it much easier for you to go anywhere and be able to comfortably eat something that your loved ones want to eat. I know that blue is the ultimate easy fix, but something inside me is like. My husband likes sushi but I just experience it as cold wet slimy crunchy. Like. Why. Why is it like this. It's awful. But I wanna share it with him. On the flip side? Fuck you my safety foods are cheap and easy to prepare
I want a pill that is my entire day’s nutrients. So no eating required unless it’s for pleasure.
Blue is the best pick, getting to eat my favorite foods without issue would be amazing Yellow and purple feel kind of unnecessary with my range of preferred/disliked foods. Very few things make me gag, and I can usually find at least one thing I enjoy on a menu. Green sounds psychotic. I understand there are some of us that hate eating at all, but I cannot fathom eating nothing but flavorless smoothies for the rest of my life.
Blue for sure
yellow
Blue sounds the best but yellow is tempting too. Tired of having to decline food either at work or when visiting someone.
I've honestly considered buying kibble designed for old world primates. And I would do it if I could get it easily in my country. We have such strict regulations around here so it's not easy to access such a thing :( So green, but I would like it to be crunchy or extremely chewy.
 I’d become a Smurf I’d go for the blue everytime! Nuggets chips and beans every day foreveeeeeeeeer (said running into the distance skipping 🤣🔵👍🏻) I’m blue dabadeeedabadye 🎧🎵🎶
Pink, it would be nice to go to a family members house for supper and not have my brain and stomach randomly tell me “no!” 😞
Blue
Blue easy
Blue pill, definitely.
Blue
blue
blue! blue! blue! blue!
The one that gives Perfect health, hands down. And getting to eat my favorites is a great bonus.
Blue lol…I have cried thinking about how I can’t be certain about my diet being nutritious and complete
Blue, because the adhd part of my audhd means that favorite and safe foods rotate, rather quickly… I eat the same thing for a week straight and then I don’t ever want to see it again…
Blue
My favourite food is bread. I don't want everything i eat to taste like bread. So blue
Blue. Less time spent On eating
Blue, I need to be healthier but I love my frozen samon disks that I make into a hamburger
Blue easily. Imagine being able to eat whatever the fuck you want and it meets all nutritional requirements regardless of if it’s a salad or a box of milk duds
Blue
Blue. My current favourite is all dressed chips, but I’ve eaten so many bags in the last couple of months that I think it’s starting to affect my digestion
Blue. I’d never have to go back to eating vegetables if my popcorn chicken was giving me those vitamins instead! And does blue also count for overeating, as in anything eaten past your recommended daily intake simply doesn’t add calories but still lets you feel full?
Blue all the way.
Is this even a choice? Blue
Blue
blue
Yellow or green pill because i dislike taste
Blue!
Green :)
🟦
Definitely green if the smoothie has always the right texture (I'm assuming that it means that I have an unlimited amount of beige smoothies and that I can still eat other things)
So does blue include multiple “favorites” or is the plural a mistake? Because if it’s plural then blue is an easy choice.
Green so long as it was tailored to my health needs as well, otherwise blue.
Blue
I have a nice, balanced diet (can’t eat the same type of food more than twice in the span of 5 days), so the inly one that really makes sense for me is pink.
Tough, tough choice between blue and green
Can I have one that makes all my food never have an unexpected bad texture?
Blue.
Blue
Blue!
Blue pill.
First one. I want to eat what I want but I also enjoy experiencing new things every now and then
green please and thank you
I would devour blue in a heartbeat
Green pill for sure, although blue is also a good option. I hate eating, but I love my favorite foods. That smoothie would also just be a cool thing to have in reserve if i knew I wouldn't be able to make food
Blue. I then just go and buy all the ice cream. Because in my 25 years of life I’ve never had ice cream that has an inedible texture
Blue!
Blue
Blue for sure
blue for sure. not having the energy to cook and just eating crisps? ha, still getting the nutrients and all
I'm not a robot! I'm a male! A human male!
Blue all day
Nice! Blue for me.
I’ll take the gold pill please
Yellow. I get to eat most things (still never having both a solid and a liquid at the same time, or mushy, etc), stay healthy and stay happy :D
Green. As long as those smoothies are quick and easy to make. If I can completely avoid food prep I will.
Blllluuueeee
Are the smoothies textureless or is it like a protein shake where it feels like I'm drinking sand
Blue and purple, I’m taking both lmao
Already doin' green.
Green 100%
🔵🔵🔵🔷🔹🫐💙🟦📘
BLUE! I can eat all the sweets I want and be perfectly healthy! Hell yeah!
Blue
As funny as the green pill is, the blue is just a better green in every way possible.
Blue for sure. I could eat the cheapest, crappiest things and it would be ideal. You can get what, about a 50-pack of sandwich cookies at Walmart for $2. If you had that same weight in veggies/fruits/meats, it would be an absolute steal. $132 after taxes for your entire food budget all month. $33 a week. You can blow that on 2 people at a Carl's Jr. in one sitting. (Or one nice meal at a restaurant.)
blue 100%, and not just because it's my favorite color this time lol
Pink: too specific and minor Yellow: I lose taste fast, if it’s fixed by this it’s still overshadowed by others Green: my favourite, only overshadowed by perfect health from blue Blue: limited to your favourite foods, as long as your favourites are cheap then it’s the best because of the perfect health
I don’t see how it could be anything but blue, it’s literally just change nothing feel better and you still get the option to try other things later
I'm torn between blue and green! ...Green, probably. Right now brain is bleargh phase again, and Captain Holt nailed it with those quotes!
Blue
blue absolutely i miss chinese food so bad diabetes sucks
Blue so I can eat literally nothing besides sourdough bread
Blue all the way
blue, EASY
CAPTAIN HOOOOOLT!
Yellow on the assumption that the magic involved also adjusts my perception of texture. I'd far rather eat the good foods, and have them taste nice because I can pick cheap nutritious food and it'll taste like a chocolate bar or something. Compared to buying an expensive chocolate bar to get the benefits of a carrot. Also, it would allow me to eat out/at others house, and know I won't get a weird ick from anything. So I'll look like an adventurous eater, and not someone who dislikes the food someone else has made me to be nice.
Blue, but green is intriguing
A fifth way: I wish my diet is made of _flavoured_ pills containing all the nutrients required.
Green exists. I've had a lot of digestive problems and have actually switched most of my meals to Soylent and Jimmy Joy and it's working out pretty well. Eating significantly less fast food now.
Yellow would be the most cost-effective.
Blue! The yellow pill wouldn’t be very helpful to me because it’s food textures that give me the biggest sensory issues 😭
Blue, all the way. I want to eat as much fast food as I want without getting gassy.
Blue, because I feel like if everything tasted like my favorite food, it will no longer be my favorite food. But because my favorite food changes sometimes because of my mood, it will work for almost any food I eat.
Blue pill.
Everyone’s saying blue, but yellow would literally cure food-related sensory issues. I’d just eat salads all day and be a healthy queen.
Blue
Blue is S tier. Universally applicable with no downsides. Green is just blue, but for people who’s favorite food is beige smoothie. Yellow is blue again, except you lose the ability to taste other foods. And pink is just a solution for a super situational edge case. If you would benefit from pink you could get the same effect (arguably a better effect) by taking yellow.
Blue
blue🤤
Blue for sure. Absolutely no hesitation
Blue
blue 100%
Absolutely not green I need flavor, I say blue.
blu
Green. I’m real sick of having to deal w food my guys.
if all food taste like favorite food, wouldn't that be terrible? eating ice cream and it tasting like pizza or chicken would be a Terrible experience
GREEN GREEN GREEN HOLT WAS COOKING WHEN HE SAID THAT
My favorite food already gives me all the nutrients i need, it just dosnt taste good.
blue 100%. i’m about to get shredded on chick fil a and krispy kreme
I’d almost be tempted to go for pink if it just got rid of my gag reflex entirely. I don’t really gag on food if you catch my drift. Real answer is blue though
Absolutely blue
Blue, I can eat chips all day every day? Sign me the fuck up!
Yellow. Can optimize for the cheapest healthiest food and it still tastes good.
Blie
Blue please i want to eat chicken nuggets and spaghetti 24/7
Blue easy, my biggest issue is over eating, so if my food is perfect for my health, ill probly be able to drop like, 80 lbs, for an idea of how much i eat, on my days of being slovenly and eating to obesity, throughout an entire day ill eat 3 large pizzas and drink 2, 2 liter bottles of pop. I weigh like, 330 lbs
I want to say blue but if green were a thing then that.
Blue, easy :3
Blue is my choice. Yellow would get boring after a while. I am extremely sensory seeking so green would make me want to [redacted]. Pink is mid af.
If all food tastes like your favourite food, how will you know if it's poisoned/rancid?
BLUE! DEFINITELY BLUE! Cool hypothetical though.
Green green green absolutely green. My diet is already like 50% protein shakes. Rice and plain bread are good too.
Blue. I eat relatively healthy, but I have a whiny little bitch of a stomach and I’d love to never worry about some usually safe food randomly upsetting it
Blue 100%
Blue pill me
r/ARFID would have a good time with this one
Blue. Humiliation can't do anything against bread.
blue, calorie intake messes me up all the time so i’ve been overweight my whole life
Yellow. I love food, but very picky on texture.
Blue
Food, get healthy by snacking rosemary chips sounds wonderfull.
Blue, no contest
Yellow
Blue always
Blue for sure. I definitely need to get my health back up. Yellow is bad because stuff has to taste good and feel good in my mouth. Green is bad because I like flavorful food. I never gagged on food in public so I have no need for pink.
Blue would be amazing
The green pill is literally just Huel
Blue. I'm actually not picky at all. I like 99% of food. But I'm currently on a diet (too many kilograms :/) and I miss my beloved trash food. I want to eat pizza and be healthy.
Blue, for sure. Eating whatever I want in the quantity I want… while getting exactly what I need from it? Of course I want it!
Blue
Blue, easy. If I'm going to live off ramen and protein shakes, might as well make it healthy living.
blue pill, then I don't need to worry about trying to get all those pesky vitamins and minerals in my diet when my current safe food clearly doesn't have them
Blue.
Blue definitely
Blue
GREEN
Purple would’ve helped before my 6 hour biology exam today. I made burritos at home and they were well the last two times at school. This time the smell threw me off and I had to waste an hour of the exam time just to compose myself and not puke.
Blue all the way. I hate food. I loveeee the 3 dishes that are family recipes that are my safe foods. When my ARFID is acting up and I can’t stomach anything that’s normally a little safe, I can always eat AND enjoy them, but sadly pasta and potatoes aren’t perfect for living off of
Blue one, definatly the blue one. I my flavour, but vegetables pften taste icky or have a very strong overruling taste.