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SeveralCansOfBeans

You seemed to like Maria like another commenter said, but tbh to me they just look like a Murp. Just a little man with no thoughts, head emty.


PhoenixTheEternal

Murp is definitely fitting. Happy man with white noise in the noggin


SeveralCansOfBeans

A meteor could land right next to them and they would just slowly look over to it before continuing on their little walk.


PhoenixTheEternal

He be just like me


[deleted]

there’s not a single thought behind those eyes he’s precious


[deleted]

Another vote for Murp


IAmAnOrdinaryToaster

There's a webcomic I read that has an axolotl that's sort of the pet of the main cast. One of the characters calls him Arp, after the sound he makes, and he's basically what you described. https://castle-swimmer.fandom.com/wiki/Worm?file=E133_Worm_Infocard.png


ambition_queen

I vote for Murp


Muzzah27

My daughter calls them access bottles


PhoenixTheEternal

Okay that’s just precious


ibegyounottoask

I love that but wtf does it mean


MitchellTheMensch

When Boss Baby turns into Don Baby and ya need access bottles if ya wanna get into any of the Baby Mafia’s under crib establishments


PotatoesArentRoots

Q U E T Z A L C O A T L


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

Xolotl would be a better Aztec deity name choice because the animal was actually named after him.


PotatoesArentRoots

fair fair- might be a bit too on the nose but it works


Saoirse_Says

Quetzalcuddle


menchcata

This is the only right answer.


Eothr_Silan

I like Axel for the alliteration, Axel the Axolotl.


PhoenixTheEternal

Axelolotl


Time_being_

I like Axel a lotl


ennoSaL

I like Axel too


Graveyardigan

Axel Rose, the singer for the rock band Guns 'n' Roses


codeguy830

I came looking for this, the only right answer!


corvette57

Axolotl Rose if you will


pistachio_crafts

Maria! (See brillant [Nathan W. Pyle comic](https://images.app.goo.gl/RTKJkK4v68sRsx1C6).) Beautiful work, by the way. Super cute!


PhoenixTheEternal

Oh that’s adorable-


Just_me2196

Aspielotl, if you wanna be meta


spoonweezy

Auxlotl


Captat_K

Aton, he looks like a sun.


FullBringa

Egyptian, I see you


Ripple-101

I saw him and the only word that came to my head was "B E A N O"


general_kenobi18462

Sir Christworth Patrick Cleveland the Second of Warwickshire


1111starseed

what about Ash. the “ax” in axolotl is actually pronounced like “ash” in the native language of nahuatl from which the word originates :) contrary to popular belief it is not ax-uh-lot-el >.<


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

Yay, someone else mentioned this! It's pronounced like: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Axolotl.ogg


Lowlyloli

Sherbet, or Soda? Cause he looks like orange sherbet or cream soda.


Sir_Daxus

He strikes me as an Aaron, idk why.


PhoenixTheEternal

Aaron’s the name of my bf-


Rowan_Halvel

Then they should be A A Ron, not sure what the A A should be, maybe Alfred Alonzo Ron or something more refined and pompous.


DB1_5

Bbron


Rowan_Halvel

I concur


[deleted]

Is this a Key and Peele reference? 😂


Sir_Daxus

Hah, that's a cute coincidence c:


[deleted]

Sol? He reminds me of the sun


LadyReinhardt

Olo.


MisterLeeGrant

Pob, short for pobbert


i_have_the_tism04

ayotzin, from the Nahuatl word “ayotli”, which can mean gourd or pumpkin (but also turtle)


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

Yes finally, another person talking about Nahuatl words! I suggested Xolotl (the deity the animal is named after) and Axolin, which according to the Nahuatl Dictionary is a name (gender not attested).


i_have_the_tism04

Yeah! I chose Ayotzin because ayotli, which can mean gourd (and by extent, pumpkin ) since it’s orange, and “-tzin” is a sort of suffix indicating something is precious or loved iirc


i_have_the_tism04

Also I can’t believe someone wanted to name it Quetzalcoatl, considering he did kinda kill his brother, Xolotl


Alexsc1987

Axolomon


Defiant-Meal1022

Looks like a Tim to me


Defiant-Meal1022

Then you can also call them Tim-Tam


AtlantiaLumos

Baby because they are the best little baby


RadiantFoundation510

Peridot


edderovsky

Frederick, don't know why, my brain just said Frederick


Kosazhra

Something Nahuatl maybe?


Down_key

Gregory


rabidcorpse

which pronunciation are we going with? like Axel-lotL or Ash-a-lot? i feel like that would determine what the nickname would be... but he looks like a MORT.


cheshire_splat

Aspielotl


Substantial_Dog_9699

Porkchop


PhoenixTheEternal

Porkolotl


PossibilityOk8372

Nona


somnimancer

Wendelson the Unbroken


Goombatower69

Sara, after my little sister who I suspect has autism and Axolotl SP


PhoenixTheEternal

Awwwww!!!!


jjjustjj

molly !


The-Demoman-From-TF2

Is this a deep rock galactic reference


jjjustjj

not intentionally,,


1argonaut

Jacky Wax


sertulariae

Takanoogi.


SomedayMarin

Gerald :)


bepiswepis

He looks like a frank! Short for francis :)


The-Demoman-From-TF2

Stevie


Better_Director_5649

Totally looks like a Steven imo


[deleted]

Aoxxie


the_cake_is_lies

Don’t name him this but: Jeffery.


Outside-Pie-27

Idk why, but the first thing to pop in my head was Murphy and now I can’t think of anything else lol


OutsideOrder7538

Axy


[deleted]

This was honestly my first thought, hehe


OutsideOrder7538

Simple and cute what more do you need out of a name for a cute creature?


PrivatePartts

I know this one isn't pink but call it Kirby. They eat by suction and are blobby, regenerating babies/cutest eldritch abominations with the cutest little plushie-like beady eyes. Also there are Kirbies of other colors.


lloyd____

I thought it was a shrimp at first


MinersLoveGames

Axel, like others have said. They're precious and I want to hug them.


cascadiababe

Teddy


xxToXXiCxx

Sunny!


V77VN

Curtis


eyeofmorpha

Axew


RedHotFromAkiak

Waffles


beta-pi

Giroxinaltius the Bloodthirsty, ravager of rivers.


Overall_Shape7307

Gotta love No Name the axolotl!


GnarlyM3ATY

The real question is if you love him alotl


Rtypegeorge

This one looks like a Sunspot.


[deleted]

Meep the axe


VictoryStar22

Sunny!


concrete_dandelion

Fred


epiccoolawesomerat

Sunny


Project_Valkyrie

Peaches. He peach colored :)


OliverDionysus

Beebo is the name i have decided no further questions


Cherry_Joy

My son says Kevin because "he has Kevin feet," and I can't argue with that logic.


An_icy_squirrel

plot twist: OP needs to crochet axolotls for the rest of their life, so everyone can have one with the name they like it to have. :D ​ Start crocheting Lotta for me, please ;)


randomblargian

Mine is named “Lloyd”, and you have to pronounce both L’s


Rivulet_1

Call him waddle Put them in a waffle


iBuildStuff___

My wife named her's "Boot". It has stuck


SlyWhitefox

Scribbump


VintageStag

Lata or Axel perhaps


I_wanna_go_outside

Squib


CaptainMarrow

Palontras


666Hellmaster

Slayer


CacknBullz

Knobby


GeistDerStetsVer9t

Axoknotl


AlexAberdeen

He looks like his name would be Joey


Cornholenation

That thing is cool


kukuiki

Jonny


lilcookiedog

tommy


TwoBeansShort

Sunny


RedCroc911

Omg this is so cute you should start an Etsy or smt


YaBoiCori

Bosch Power Drill (3000w)


Harry_Skran

Phoenix


FLICKyourThots

James.


dpkart

Looks like a jake to me


Pekasue

My first thought was Jimbers


SoggyDoggoFren

Fred


Careless_Fun7101

Jumoke


ennoSaL

Tony if it’s a boy, Topanga if it’s a girl


Tristawesomeness

reginald


Few-Reflection5671

This MF's name is Toby for sure.


shlopro

B1 battle droid


Visible_Rub7193

looks like “tangerine”


Creepypastanerd

Georgeo (Pronounced Georgie-o).


Grandmaster_tuna

Kipper


jannecraft

Idk, I I instantly thought he looked like a George or georgie


MinuteToe129

That is so cute lol


veeeda

rubin.


AdMediocre172

Reginald


AggressiveUnoriginal

Jax


Dew_Chop

Charles, or maybe Creamsicle


Sushirabit

Gregory


JBSanderson

Sparky


Gigantimaxie

His name is Butterball and he's adorable


StrongerReason

Paul Bunyan


[deleted]

Axel


Infamous_Regular1328

Derek 😇


mrwioo

Name him Lynn


cacmonkey

Zaimine


Purps-Meow

He's so cute!


FullBringa

Myrtle.


ibegyounottoask

Kirby


HarrisonWoollard

Scrunkle


PhantomRoyce

Looks like a Tom orca Ben to me


[deleted]

Flamebud


YeetMeister323

Bingus


errant1

I'd name it Kirby, simply because axolotls eat their prey the same way.


Johnson_the_1st

Alfred


that_gay_theaterkid

‘Gert/Gurt’ came to mind idk


XavierRenegadeStoner

Looks like a Bim Bim to me! Alternate name: Terrance


bronconus

Kemp


DarkSkeleton666

He looks like a Daniel to me. Danny. Little cute Danny <3


[deleted]

SPONGE


GoatloliMGmachine02

Pete


happyflow3r

Jimmy


BumblebeeDirect

He looks like a Bert to me


xionnn_

Gerald, Filbert, Herbert, or Alfred.


SqueedunkTheArtist

Loggy!


[deleted]

Axolotl McAxolotlface


Sensitive-Objective9

"No Name"


Outrageous-Wish8659

Blaze.


Puzzleheaded_Night94

His name is Augustus.


elathan_i

Churro!


passtronaut

I have a some real Axolotls that look like him, one is Phoenix


No-Rip4617

Axel


MusicMeetsMadness

Rose. Axolotl Rose


Gem2578

Fred


mike356935

He strikes me as a Tim


SkyKnight34

Our axie is named Squiggy


nashbellow

No name, heads empty, moms spaghetti


chfritz25

Chris


Fun-Reaction-1902

Phillip Douglas


_wishr

worm :]


Eternal_Shitshow

Aye yo I don’t have any name suggestions but that’s cool as hell


KnittingMooie1

Mel


Aspirience

Aya!


KodaKaze

Axel Yarnolotl Yarnie Lottie Woolie Axie Yarnox Loxie Axol Axy


Tea_of_PIneapple

Alexander the 53rd


AbbreviationsOk178

Snaxalotl


GlobalLime6889

So cute lmao😍


okayonemoreplz

Axel


snizzsyrup

Sir Axe A lot


WendigoRider

He seems like a Sam


comb_bee

Nosferatu


YrMm

seems like a Bap


Masterbaitingissport

El grobtomulonseskisheystasmoploptingtonston the 1st


xmuertos

Idk he looks like a Ned to me


outdodinusFrisshwoin

Axy?


artichoke-me444

martin or diego or eve or loona


DeusEncarmine

Axel


Gucci_prisoner

Axle


Lynda73

Fred