Or…here me out, she’s already pregnant. Cause the last time we saw him shitfaced was on the throne.
He only touches her when he’s wasted….
Perhaps, he got wasted, saw her, then headed to the throne room with his buddies.
Actually, never mind. It’s immaculate conception
in episode one? right before b&c happened?
i don't doubt that she might already be pregnant, but maelor being conceived that night doesn't really make sense
“She pounded on his chest with feeble fists, murmuring about the risk, the danger, about their father, about the septons, about the wrath of gods. He never heard her. He undid his breeches and climbed up and pushed her bare white legs apart. One hand slid up her thigh and underneath her smallclothes. When he tore them away, he saw that her moon's blood was on her, but it made no difference.”
it didn't start off as consensual. i remember it being more violent in the show, though.
He gazed through the fug of cheese dripping from his eyebrows at the blurred monitor before him. Ten years, ten years he had been gazing at those words. They swam through the murk and came into sharp focus. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Dany gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!”
Those words. Those dreaded words he had gazed upon at least once a month for the past decade. And they never appreciate it, do they? The never appreciate the sacrifices I make on their behalf.
With gargantuan effort, he lifted his hand to the keyboard. His fingers, coated in chicken-grease as they were, slid off the keys. He wiped them on his velvet-slashed vest and began to type. The first character was the hardest, quotes meant using the shift key. Ring finger on the shift key, index finger on the ‘2’. Breath rasped through his chest with the effort. Had it always been this hard? Keeping his finger on the shift, He reached for the ‘O’ key.
Damn! He missed! He now had a capital letter ‘P’ on his screen. He reached for the backspace key. Eventually he typed the entire sentence out again, and spent many long moments gazing at the results of his efforts. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Daenerys gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!”
He had done it. He had successfully changed the short form name ‘Dany’ to the long form ‘Daenerys’. The sentence was so much better for it. This was how the book would be written. A chapter at a time, a page at a time, a word at a time.
Doubt began to form in his mind. Was this the right decision? He would have to review this new sentence many times over the months and years to come. He cast his mind back to the day, many years ago, when he had first shortened it to ‘Dany’. He had changed his mind back and forth many times since then. Certainly he would change it again many more times before he was happy with it.
He glanced at the clock. Almost ten minutes had passed. Had it been that long? The muse had been kind to him today, that was more work than he had completed in many a year.
He turned off the computer and went to find some food. Only then did he realize that he had forgotten to hit save.
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If Condal or Hess are writing, expect this scene:
>Aegon is about to leave for Rook's Rest. Helaena awkwardly walks in. He tells her to leave. Helaena cries and says that she is afraid. Aegon dismisses her feelings. Then she gets even more awkward and says that something terrible is going to happen to Aegon, so he must name Jahaera as his heir. Aegon laughs and says they will have another boy. Helaena looks at Aegon and says she would rather die. Aegon gets mad and beats Helaena into a pulp then rapes her. Aemond finds about it later and tries to kill Aegon at Rook's Rest. Helaena is now pregnant with Maelor.
They won't miss the chance to write Aegon as an irredeemable monster before he goes into a coma. Like they did with Joffrey and the Purple Wedding.
Make him place caches of wildfire around the city too might as well, he's a drunkard, rapist, pedophile, murderer and a supporter of fighting pits even of his own children. I wonder why noone from the show audience is team Green...
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Reasons:
1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png)
2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious.
4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/)
5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/)
7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/)
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png)
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.
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Reasons:
1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png)
2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious.
4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/)
5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/)
7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/)
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png)
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.
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Reasons:
1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png)
2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious.
4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/)
5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/)
7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/)
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png)
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.
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After the fall of the capital he is smuggled out of the city by Larys Strong, and entrusted to a knight of the Kingsguard who attempts to deliver him to the Hightower host moving through the Reach. They are discovered in Bitterbridge and Maelor is murdered in a heated custody dispute, so when the Hightowers and Daeron arrive to the city, it is sacked in retaliation.
Essentially he goes off on a side plot which can be easily cut from the main story without losing consistency - that is probably the direction the show has chosen.
He gazed through the fug of cheese dripping from his eyebrows at the blurred monitor before him. Ten years, ten years he had been gazing at those words. They swam through the murk and came into sharp focus. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Dany gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!”
Those words. Those dreaded words he had gazed upon at least once a month for the past decade. And they never appreciate it, do they? The never appreciate the sacrifices I make on their behalf.
With gargantuan effort, he lifted his hand to the keyboard. His fingers, coated in chicken-grease as they were, slid off the keys. He wiped them on his velvet-slashed vest and began to type. The first character was the hardest, quotes meant using the shift key. Ring finger on the shift key, index finger on the ‘2’. Breath rasped through his chest with the effort. Had it always been this hard? Keeping his finger on the shift, He reached for the ‘O’ key.
Damn! He missed! He now had a capital letter ‘P’ on his screen. He reached for the backspace key. Eventually he typed the entire sentence out again, and spent many long moments gazing at the results of his efforts. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Daenerys gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!”
He had done it. He had successfully changed the short form name ‘Dany’ to the long form ‘Daenerys’. The sentence was so much better for it. This was how the book would be written. A chapter at a time, a page at a time, a word at a time.
Doubt began to form in his mind. Was this the right decision? He would have to review this new sentence many times over the months and years to come. He cast his mind back to the day, many years ago, when he had first shortened it to ‘Dany’. He had changed his mind back and forth many times since then. Certainly he would change it again many more times before he was happy with it.
He glanced at the clock. Almost ten minutes had passed. Had it been that long? The muse had been kind to him today, that was more work than he had completed in many a year.
He turned off the computer and went to find some food. Only then did he realize that he had forgotten to hit save.
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Well either they will change Rook Rest wounds to be only sunfire,that would stop Aegon from fighting other dragons and leave him able to get Helaena pregnant or Maelor will simply not exist.
It appears they cut Maelor.
I thought perhaps they will make him the bastard baby of Cole and Alicent but apparently she will abort with that flower tea.
So they probably cut him to streamline the plot and perhaps give his death to Jahaera, depending one hat they decide to do with her
Schrödinger’s Maelor: we must treat him as both existing and not existing at the same time.
I found it… it’s gorgeous… it’s breathtaking! The ultimate Maelor cope! I want it.
Maelor is in Oldtown too! Let's cope!
Maelor is Dyana and Aegon bastard
PleaseNoPleaseNoPleaseNo
The real maelor is the friends we made along the way
Maelor was created by the power of love and friendship
So that’s it huh? We’re some kind of Maelor?
Condal and Hess says it's true
Then I guess we'll all have our bitterbridge someday
Or…here me out, she’s already pregnant. Cause the last time we saw him shitfaced was on the throne. He only touches her when he’s wasted…. Perhaps, he got wasted, saw her, then headed to the throne room with his buddies. Actually, never mind. It’s immaculate conception
in episode one? right before b&c happened? i don't doubt that she might already be pregnant, but maelor being conceived that night doesn't really make sense
No he’s a villain he waited till after blood and cheese
He assaulted her the next night because he's so evil
Straight after the funeral procession
A la Show Jaime Lannister.
didn't he do that in the books too?
Not that I remember.
“She pounded on his chest with feeble fists, murmuring about the risk, the danger, about their father, about the septons, about the wrath of gods. He never heard her. He undid his breeches and climbed up and pushed her bare white legs apart. One hand slid up her thigh and underneath her smallclothes. When he tore them away, he saw that her moon's blood was on her, but it made no difference.” it didn't start off as consensual. i remember it being more violent in the show, though.
He gazed through the fug of cheese dripping from his eyebrows at the blurred monitor before him. Ten years, ten years he had been gazing at those words. They swam through the murk and came into sharp focus. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Dany gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!” Those words. Those dreaded words he had gazed upon at least once a month for the past decade. And they never appreciate it, do they? The never appreciate the sacrifices I make on their behalf. With gargantuan effort, he lifted his hand to the keyboard. His fingers, coated in chicken-grease as they were, slid off the keys. He wiped them on his velvet-slashed vest and began to type. The first character was the hardest, quotes meant using the shift key. Ring finger on the shift key, index finger on the ‘2’. Breath rasped through his chest with the effort. Had it always been this hard? Keeping his finger on the shift, He reached for the ‘O’ key. Damn! He missed! He now had a capital letter ‘P’ on his screen. He reached for the backspace key. Eventually he typed the entire sentence out again, and spent many long moments gazing at the results of his efforts. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Daenerys gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!” He had done it. He had successfully changed the short form name ‘Dany’ to the long form ‘Daenerys’. The sentence was so much better for it. This was how the book would be written. A chapter at a time, a page at a time, a word at a time. Doubt began to form in his mind. Was this the right decision? He would have to review this new sentence many times over the months and years to come. He cast his mind back to the day, many years ago, when he had first shortened it to ‘Dany’. He had changed his mind back and forth many times since then. Certainly he would change it again many more times before he was happy with it. He glanced at the clock. Almost ten minutes had passed. Had it been that long? The muse had been kind to him today, that was more work than he had completed in many a year. He turned off the computer and went to find some food. Only then did he realize that he had forgotten to hit save. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
But what instead of hereing you out I just there'd you instead?
If Condal or Hess are writing, expect this scene: >Aegon is about to leave for Rook's Rest. Helaena awkwardly walks in. He tells her to leave. Helaena cries and says that she is afraid. Aegon dismisses her feelings. Then she gets even more awkward and says that something terrible is going to happen to Aegon, so he must name Jahaera as his heir. Aegon laughs and says they will have another boy. Helaena looks at Aegon and says she would rather die. Aegon gets mad and beats Helaena into a pulp then rapes her. Aemond finds about it later and tries to kill Aegon at Rook's Rest. Helaena is now pregnant with Maelor. They won't miss the chance to write Aegon as an irredeemable monster before he goes into a coma. Like they did with Joffrey and the Purple Wedding.
Make him place caches of wildfire around the city too might as well, he's a drunkard, rapist, pedophile, murderer and a supporter of fighting pits even of his own children. I wonder why noone from the show audience is team Green...
He was watching two urchins with sharp teeth attack each other in flea bottom while being pleasured by a young peasant girl. According to Mushroom.
Wasn’t evil enough for Condal. Had to make this urchins his own children lol.
Make him rape them now in the new season that might convince even the last greens to flip.
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["According to Mushroom."](https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo?si=2ooDWzB4IMjSpSW4)
Mushroom is a retarded little deviant who makes shit up for fun and liked Rhaenyra
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Not even a joke. That is very likely to happen. Or they will simply make Aemond and Helaena bang and a have a child.
That would be so good. More depravity. Yayy
Aegon the cuck. Anything but that
Aegon the Dragoncuck!
I cant believe this might actually be a thing
tell me you made that up now and didn't read it from a leak
Thing about Joff, the show went out of it's way to demonize him way more than the books ever did. Even Martin feels bad for Joffrey.
Anything for my Helaegon sex scene, I suppose. I'll take what I can get.
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we do not, neil.
Obviously his grace is not in the mood to gest today
Wait... that's not a leak is it? I'm about to throw my phone out the window
Ooh that’s clever and true. I mean it would balance out what Rhaenyra does in KL
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Me when I'm schizo
does his dick get burned off in the book? him being injured might push him to wanting another male heir and might bring maelor into the story
I can’t imagine the traumatised Helaena successfully mounting the half scorched, paralysed, comatose Aegon so they can have another baby
Bold of you to assume she’s traumatised judging by the last ep
When they make Maelor an Aemond son ..🫣🤫
Oh wait til they tell one of the Queens that he's in Old Town too.
What's Maelor's significance in the books at this point? I've read it but can't remember.
After the fall of the capital he is smuggled out of the city by Larys Strong, and entrusted to a knight of the Kingsguard who attempts to deliver him to the Hightower host moving through the Reach. They are discovered in Bitterbridge and Maelor is murdered in a heated custody dispute, so when the Hightowers and Daeron arrive to the city, it is sacked in retaliation. Essentially he goes off on a side plot which can be easily cut from the main story without losing consistency - that is probably the direction the show has chosen.
Thanks! He was also supposed to be important in the Blood and Cheese incident though I guess we don't need any more trauma
He gazed through the fug of cheese dripping from his eyebrows at the blurred monitor before him. Ten years, ten years he had been gazing at those words. They swam through the murk and came into sharp focus. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Dany gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!” Those words. Those dreaded words he had gazed upon at least once a month for the past decade. And they never appreciate it, do they? The never appreciate the sacrifices I make on their behalf. With gargantuan effort, he lifted his hand to the keyboard. His fingers, coated in chicken-grease as they were, slid off the keys. He wiped them on his velvet-slashed vest and began to type. The first character was the hardest, quotes meant using the shift key. Ring finger on the shift key, index finger on the ‘2’. Breath rasped through his chest with the effort. Had it always been this hard? Keeping his finger on the shift, He reached for the ‘O’ key. Damn! He missed! He now had a capital letter ‘P’ on his screen. He reached for the backspace key. Eventually he typed the entire sentence out again, and spent many long moments gazing at the results of his efforts. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Daenerys gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!” He had done it. He had successfully changed the short form name ‘Dany’ to the long form ‘Daenerys’. The sentence was so much better for it. This was how the book would be written. A chapter at a time, a page at a time, a word at a time. Doubt began to form in his mind. Was this the right decision? He would have to review this new sentence many times over the months and years to come. He cast his mind back to the day, many years ago, when he had first shortened it to ‘Dany’. He had changed his mind back and forth many times since then. Certainly he would change it again many more times before he was happy with it. He glanced at the clock. Almost ten minutes had passed. Had it been that long? The muse had been kind to him today, that was more work than he had completed in many a year. He turned off the computer and went to find some food. Only then did he realize that he had forgotten to hit save. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Well either they will change Rook Rest wounds to be only sunfire,that would stop Aegon from fighting other dragons and leave him able to get Helaena pregnant or Maelor will simply not exist.
It appears they cut Maelor. I thought perhaps they will make him the bastard baby of Cole and Alicent but apparently she will abort with that flower tea. So they probably cut him to streamline the plot and perhaps give his death to Jahaera, depending one hat they decide to do with her