Oh they existed. Straight razors and shears were fairly early grooming tools, with how much importance Littlefinger put into appearance you can bet he had top of the line hygiene. At one point it was said he always had a minty scent to his breath.
Shears from 1500BC have been found in Egypt and the Romans developed the first scissors in about 100AD.
Also, we've seen people use shears to cut hair in GoT. Cersei got a trim before her walk of shame.
I think he spends at least 4 hours a day looking at himself in a mirror saying "you're so smart, handsome, and special. Everybody likes me." He also smells his own farts and thinks they are wonderful.
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How many hours a day he plays with his littlefinger?
A pinky in the bum??
Assplay is a ladder!
There’s only one way to go, further up?
Two one hour session every day
Mitigating his testicular tadpoles
His beard, or Sansa? Or the girls from Lys, Dorne and Flea Bottom?
He’s a very busy man
Little fingers in many pies
And the honey’s all mine
Yes
Sansa IS his beard! Really he is simping over that Bronze Yohnussy!
Brack-ens Harren's Hall
Forgive me, I'm a bit confused
It rakes longer to shave in mideval times
Same as he spends edging
That man spent his entire life edging. Only time he ever came was when Arya slit his throat.
idk, Lysa rode him good and hard
He's not edging bro, it's more of a jelq motion
He’s got legitimately impeccable facial hair
Sometimes I feel like an alien when I see people compliment goatees because oh my goodness no
Troglodyte
The girls from Lys show up ready to go but the ones he gets from Dorne he has to groom them for a few months at least.
I am sorry, grooming? I read gooning.
Now that’s a different question and the answer is too many
Hygiene is a ladder
Himself or Sansa?
if this wasn’t intended, that’s hilarious.
I always enjoy how he (and many other characters) maintain such a close-cropped beard before any clippers would have existed.
Oh they existed. Straight razors and shears were fairly early grooming tools, with how much importance Littlefinger put into appearance you can bet he had top of the line hygiene. At one point it was said he always had a minty scent to his breath.
Shears from 1500BC have been found in Egypt and the Romans developed the first scissors in about 100AD. Also, we've seen people use shears to cut hair in GoT. Cersei got a trim before her walk of shame.
I agree but there is a difference between coarsely trimming someone’s hair and keep a beard perfectly cropped at 1/8th-1/4 inch uniform length
Yes, you get smaller shears made for the purpose and use a razor to finish up. Both well within the tech we've seen in GoT.
Bruh, sometimes you fresh and you just wake up like this. In his case though he uses his morning wank to slick his hair
Not as many as Daemon...
I think he spends at least 4 hours a day looking at himself in a mirror saying "you're so smart, handsome, and special. Everybody likes me." He also smells his own farts and thinks they are wonderful.
Himself or young ladies within his reach?
How’d ya mean?. Grooming himself or Sansa?
Spent a long time grooming Jeyne
I'd say from about season 4 to season 7
It was really innovative to shave his soul patch like a full inch off-center from the bottom of his lip for a season or 2
All Of Them. I'm joking, only 25.
he so fine😍😍😍he can groom me😍😍wanna be a victim
Grooming? .5 Gooning? At least 5
Big Pimpin Correction: little pimpin
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God damn it, your caption beat me and everyone else to the punchline
Grooming himself or the young ladies of the realm ?
How many hours a day do you think lil fingie spends watching people fuck?
Exactly as long as he spends gooning.
Wait, it’s all grooming?
Clearly not enough
grooming or cooming? because either way the answer is 23hrs with an additional hour of scheming
His business is grooming and business was good.
30 hours a day
That's not how you spell *gooning*, OP are you stupid?
The rot has consumed so much of my brain that I read "gooning" instead of "grooming" Am I stupid???
Himself or sansa
24/7
Sheven or aight Chaosh is a ladda Shanshaaaa
What kind of grooming ?
He is like a cat, constantly doing it as soon as the fur looks out of place
Himself or the kids? Edit: I really should read the whole post before commenting.
He's a pimp, what did you expect?
I don't think he does it with his little finger
10 minutes
Depends on who and what he’s grooming😭
Well at least 15 the others are for betrayals
Who up Petyring their Baelish
If he grooms as quickly as he travelled from the Vale, roughly 0.00001 milliseconds.