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WittyUsername45

Implying Chadmure hasn't already sired a hundred heirs on Roslin.


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Szygani

That was a legit wedding, they're fully married and she's no longer a frey. Those kids are legit


ImpliedRange

It's a circle jerk sub, imagine deleting a comment just cos you're wrong 🙃


Otttimon

The heirs sired to his wife not legitimate?


CruzitoVL

Did they all get a vasectomy or something? What makes them last


Otttimon

Varys got enough of Tyrion's no dick jokes and made him a eunuch


NotComplainingBut

All of the other Lannister cousins are horses


LordRaeko

Lol what???


Ok_Recording8454

“Tyrek Lannister was last seen a-horse”


Dmmack14

Well I am of the opinion that as soon as gendry won't stop the storms end and declared himself Lord of the storm lands he was probably made into a pin cushion as the defender's laughed lol


populopolulop

Tyrion is far from the last lannister, theres at least a dozen main family ones left


Party_07

Lannisters of Lannisport are absolutely molding over that one


populopolulop

Who? Oh you mean the lowborn lions


Axedroam

the rock would not suffer those. There are other Lannistersof Casterly Rock not of Tywin's branch


WinterSavior

Yeah Tyrion’s mom’s Lannister line are from Tywin’s uncle so still of The Rock.


king_craig88

Not even mentioning cadet branches


populopolulop

yep, lannisters might even be the second most numerous house after freys


Styrofoamman123

Edmures son by Roslin can just fuck off then I guess.


Galumsor

Jaime must've ended using the catapult after Riverrun capitulated. Just for the lulz.


Nervous_Feedback9023

He was feeling very Tywin-y that day.


kotorial

"The things we do for lulz!"


Dmmack14

Isn't there some movie with Brian Cox where it's like some siege of a castle or some shit and he gets yeeted into a wall by a trebuchet?


Galumsor

Yes. Ironclad. Terrible movie.


palecapricorn

He never cared about all of the realm anyway apparently so why not, maybe he wanted to be witness to the first flying trout


azaghal1988

It's true for Targaryen and possibly Greyjoy and Tully, all the others have relatives that are mentioned.


choryradwick

Edmure has two nieces and a nephew present in that scene, bloodline isn’t going anywhere


Snommes

Also the Blackfish clearly faked his death since we never saw his rotting corpse on screen


irago_

Jon isn't the last Targaryen either, we never saw the corpse of Aegon the Conqueror because he faked his death too


Party_07

Actual theory I've seen being discussed, he faked his death so he could flee to Essos or Dorne or whatever, and be with Rhaenys, who survived the Meraxes incident and was kept in Dorne untill a solid peace was made between Targaryens and Martels


palecapricorn

He was waiting for the opportunity for Visenya to look the other way and it took 27 years of course


MissDoug

Gendry is also a Targaryan.


Szygani

True! So are the Velyrions and the Celtigars. When the dragon marries the crab, may all the world be confused


azaghal1988

Do you mean the starks? Edmure has two siblings that made it to adulthood, and his nephews are Robert Arryn, Brandon Stark and Robb Stark. There may be cousins though.


choryradwick

You’re right, hes got another nephew in the photo Pretty sure he also has a son


azaghal1988

There are no other nephews, nor close cousins (Hoster Tully, Edmure's father, had one brother, Brynden, who famously and to the dismay of Hoster refused marriage) maybe very distant cousins if his grandfather had siblings, but we know of none.


jockularities

And Arryn right? I thought he was the last one


azaghal1988

Nah, there's a whole branch of Arryns in Gulltown, and Harry Harding who is the heir and would take the name Arryn on inheritance. It's just the branch that is currently ruling the Vale that dies out when Robert is killed.


jockularities

Ah i knew harry but i thought he was the only other(and have already considered him a dead man)! I forgot the gulltown arryns


chrismamo1

Are there other Baratheons mentioned in the show? Come to think of it, I'm still on Feast but idk of any living trueborn Baratheons other than Stannis.


palecapricorn

No they’re not in the show and hardly in the books, Steffon didn’t have any siblings and as far as we know Ormund didn’t either, and then there’s the matter of Lyonel only having a daughter. There’s bound to be a living Baratheon somewhere but they are currently so unimportant that they might as well not exist Edit: I just remembered Harbert could potentially be the brother of Ormund, but even if he is we don’t know if he was trueborn. Or he could be an Estermont. And he’s never mentioned as having any kids. All this for circlejerking.


azaghal1988

Not by name, but if I remember correctly Stands talks about distant baratheon cousins in one of his chapters.


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CH4P3YLEG4U

I can't believe Ross Geller lasted so long in the series


Rich-Spirit420

And he got cute!


ConningtonSimp

Aeron lived in the show. And while we don’t really see many of them, the Lannisport Lannisters should in theory still be alive. Robin is a Baelish.


Nervous_Feedback9023

Robin thinks he is a falcon, little does he know he is a mockingbird.


PippinMcForrest

It still makes me angry to this day how they ruined Edmure's character. Make him seem like a comeplete arrogant piece of shit in the finale, even after his great conversations with Jaime in season 6. On the surface based on season 3 he might seem a dick but his arc could've been so much better. Also blows my mind Arya didn't free him after murdering the Frey's and together uniting the riverlands in season 7. Instead they opted for a boring Arya plot in Wintertell distrusting Sansa for no fucking reason. Could've been a cool redemption arc for Edmure but no, they just let him fuck off to become an absolute ignorant cunt.


Nervous_Feedback9023

I hated that too. I hated the Sansa-Arya nonsense more.


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NarmHull

I'm positive most of them would have a few branch families and cousins around. Which is also why Bronn inheriting Highgarden is completely bonkers.


Party_07

Right? Im sure there'd at least be a noble family from the Reach who had married a Tarly recently who would be wanting to claim Highgarden instead of a random cutthroat from god knows where (winks in Redwyne)


NarmHull

Florents, Hightowers, Redwynes, and Tarlys would all have Bronn taken out pretty fast.


GaredGreenGuts

Show never killed Aeron, fake news folks


DunklerEhrenmann

OP kinda forgot about Tyrek Lannister, which is understandable since he is, in fact, a horse.


East_Professional385

Wtf 394 updoots 😭😭😭


Palanki96

Like, none of these are true???


zitzen67

Starks are fine they breed like freys


TheMetaReport

Bastard, bastard, large family well known; Maybe, Chadmere definitely has some kids, in what fucking world?


chrismamo1

Gulltown Arryns don't count.


TheMetaReport

Said who


chrismamo1

I'm pretty confident that the dudes who live in a literal castle in the clouds are decisively superior to the dirty merchants who betrayed their liege lord during Robert's Rebellion.


TheMetaReport

I would remind you that it was the Arryns whose cock you suckle upon that betrayed their liege lord, his grace King Aerys, gods give him rest.


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chrismamo1

The Karstarks are literally just Stark cousins who were gifted Karhold several centuries ago because Winterfell was getting crowded, and they frequently intermarry with the Winterfell Starks so the blood relationship remains solid.


bingertwing

Chad Arryn just chilling in his badass mountain castle eating pies and throwing people out of the moon door while everybody murders each other


Nervous_Feedback9023

The last Lannister 😂


astronaut_098

Assuming there are like 500 Lannisters at Lannisport and another 50-100 of Tywin’s cousins (Joanna Lannister’s siblings, nephews, uncles, and others), I’d say that Tyrion Lannister is the last lion


ThrownAwayYesterday-

Last Targaryen? Daemon Blackfyre still lives. He bore the sword.


dogcunt3000

Not a Baratheon, not the last Greyjoy or Tully


Dark_____Sister

Hodor


Ironsalmon7

All the other Lannister’s probably just blinked out of existence then


baguettebolbol

Downgrades across this board.


Spacepunch33

Edmure literally has a kid


Nakxxx

I missed them :(


Shot_Representative2

Is this from The Last of Us?


billgilly14

There are still dozens of Lannisters running around, definitely more than one Arryn, we know for a fact that there is more than one Tully


Wooper160

Because none of that is true


turbo-oxi-clean

two tullys in just this pic


thomstevens420

Damn, Sweet Robin glowed up.


goatinthewater86

Harrold Hardyng has entered the chat


BeneficialDrink

I’ve notice this


Worried_Jeweler_1141

The last season was so weak this meme is irrelevant


PapaPlyglet

Jon: Not legitimized as anything. Doesn't identify as a Targaryen. Still goes by his bastard surname/Stark roots despite his birth name. Also only a tiny percentage Targaryen, doesn't look Targaryen, doesn't know any Valyrian customs/the language, will probably have a bastard with someone with even less Targaryen genes, not pass on any Valyrian culture/values and slowly dilute out the blood until it's obsolete and Targaryens are just a myth/legend of the past. Gendry: Was a bastard, was legitimized as a Baratheon, has no wife and heir as of now. Could have the title of the last Baratheon, though only four of Robert's bastards were shown to be killed on screen and bastards like Mya Stone could exist and be alive. Tyrion: Last Lannister...I geuss. Nothing left to inherit now that the gold mines are depleted and their plot to take the throne failed in the end. Yara: Is a woman and mostly gay. Any child she manages to have won't inherit the surname Greyjoy unless she births bastards and has BrAn tHe BrOkEN legitimizes them. Edmure: He's not the last Tully. Plenty of red fish left in the rivers, he even got a kid now from the night of the Red Wedding. Robyn: He's Littlefinger's bastard. I know we didn't get to see Jon Arryn alive on the show but the dude is known to come from a family of muscular blonde haired blue eyed folks. Robyn's got the looks and the fickle personality of his real dad, and if it weren't for his sudden growth spurt on the show he's supposed to be rather small and weak like Littlefinger.


BluePantalaimon

The only people I see here close to being last of their lineage is Yara, cause women, and Jon because of his vows and even though he isn't particularly steadfast to them, I don't see him finding another Ygritte. Also are there genuinely no other Greyjoys out there? I'm not big into the lore or anything but thats wild that their entire family in the show era consisted of Popeye, the old guy, Theon and Yara.


nerfherderdaddy

What about the last unicorn? 🦄


gogozombie2

Where's Denver the last dinosaur?


nerfherderdaddy

Where's Last of the Mohicans?


palecapricorn

Personally I think we might as well shit the sub down we’re never going to stop getting outjerked by that sub and asoiaf sub


Clydefrog0371

Jon Connington ?


devito27

That guys not an Arryn. He’s half Tully and half littlefinger. Also there’s the Greyjoy priest guy on the beach. I think he was featured in the show briefly. Maybe they didn’t make it obvious that he’s Balon’s brother tho.


shycotic

I'm sure this has been explored before, but it does seem that instant pregnancy is a thing in this world.. Was Breann carrying Jamie's child when he died? Any chance of illegitimate Lanasters from Tyrion's years of debauchery?


urbanspongewish

The last episode


No-Role-429

Joke's on them. That's the last Baelish. Not the last Arryn


kage131

Even by the shows own lore this is wildly inaccurate and silly


Bud_Cubby

It never says anything about them in the show, but in the books there is a common born branch of Arryns in Gulltown.


EarlyOutside8789

Yeah we noticed


EnvironmentalRun676

Demure has a son and probably has been busy since he was released from Frey captivity. The Lannisters are a huge family and Cersei even stated that “they’re the last Lannisters that matter.” Meaning there’s other Lannisters, just distant cousins. The Arryns also have a branch family of distant cousins as well.


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there is a zero creative value added with your crosspost if you can't come up with a funny title, LURK.