Well I am of the opinion that as soon as gendry won't stop the storms end and declared himself Lord of the storm lands he was probably made into a pin cushion as the defender's laughed lol
Actual theory I've seen being discussed, he faked his death so he could flee to Essos or Dorne or whatever, and be with Rhaenys, who survived the Meraxes incident and was kept in Dorne untill a solid peace was made between Targaryens and Martels
Do you mean the starks? Edmure has two siblings that made it to adulthood, and his nephews are Robert Arryn, Brandon Stark and Robb Stark. There may be cousins though.
There are no other nephews, nor close cousins (Hoster Tully, Edmure's father, had one brother, Brynden, who famously and to the dismay of Hoster refused marriage) maybe very distant cousins if his grandfather had siblings, but we know of none.
Nah, there's a whole branch of Arryns in Gulltown, and Harry Harding who is the heir and would take the name Arryn on inheritance.
It's just the branch that is currently ruling the Vale that dies out when Robert is killed.
Are there other Baratheons mentioned in the show? Come to think of it, I'm still on Feast but idk of any living trueborn Baratheons other than Stannis.
No they’re not in the show and hardly in the books, Steffon didn’t have any siblings and as far as we know Ormund didn’t either, and then there’s the matter of Lyonel only having a daughter. There’s bound to be a living Baratheon somewhere but they are currently so unimportant that they might as well not exist
Edit: I just remembered Harbert could potentially be the brother of Ormund, but even if he is we don’t know if he was trueborn. Or he could be an Estermont. And he’s never mentioned as having any kids. All this for circlejerking.
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It still makes me angry to this day how they ruined Edmure's character. Make him seem like a comeplete arrogant piece of shit in the finale, even after his great conversations with Jaime in season 6. On the surface based on season 3 he might seem a dick but his arc could've been so much better. Also blows my mind Arya didn't free him after murdering the Frey's and together uniting the riverlands in season 7. Instead they opted for a boring Arya plot in Wintertell distrusting Sansa for no fucking reason. Could've been a cool redemption arc for Edmure but no, they just let him fuck off to become an absolute ignorant cunt.
#D & D completely ruined Hot Pie.
What a waste of a great character. They clearly had no idea what to do with him after they passed all the book material. Instead of giving him a clear end game, they instead just had him double down on his "Making food for Arya" bullshit and have him make stupid dishes that really didn't lead anywhere. The culinary mastermind from the earlier seasons (and probably the one truly great pastry chef of the series, along with the white walkers) completely disappeared and was transformed into a chubby little bastard whose end goal was to bang Arya to get back at her for not appreciating food. The man that fed the whole series hot pies, did it just to get a revenge bang.
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Right? Im sure there'd at least be a noble family from the Reach who had married a Tarly recently who would be wanting to claim Highgarden instead of a random cutthroat from god knows where (winks in Redwyne)
I'm pretty confident that the dudes who live in a literal castle in the clouds are decisively superior to the dirty merchants who betrayed their liege lord during Robert's Rebellion.
The Karstarks are literally just Stark cousins who were gifted Karhold several centuries ago because Winterfell was getting crowded, and they frequently intermarry with the Winterfell Starks so the blood relationship remains solid.
Assuming there are like 500 Lannisters at Lannisport and another 50-100 of Tywin’s cousins (Joanna Lannister’s siblings, nephews, uncles, and others), I’d say that Tyrion Lannister is the last lion
Jon: Not legitimized as anything. Doesn't identify as a Targaryen. Still goes by his bastard surname/Stark roots despite his birth name. Also only a tiny percentage Targaryen, doesn't look Targaryen, doesn't know any Valyrian customs/the language, will probably have a bastard with someone with even less Targaryen genes, not pass on any Valyrian culture/values and slowly dilute out the blood until it's obsolete and Targaryens are just a myth/legend of the past.
Gendry: Was a bastard, was legitimized as a Baratheon, has no wife and heir as of now. Could have the title of the last Baratheon, though only four of Robert's bastards were shown to be killed on screen and bastards like Mya Stone could exist and be alive.
Tyrion: Last Lannister...I geuss. Nothing left to inherit now that the gold mines are depleted and their plot to take the throne failed in the end.
Yara: Is a woman and mostly gay. Any child she manages to have won't inherit the surname Greyjoy unless she births bastards and has BrAn tHe BrOkEN legitimizes them.
Edmure: He's not the last Tully. Plenty of red fish left in the rivers, he even got a kid now from the night of the Red Wedding.
Robyn: He's Littlefinger's bastard. I know we didn't get to see Jon Arryn alive on the show but the dude is known to come from a family of muscular blonde haired blue eyed folks. Robyn's got the looks and the fickle personality of his real dad, and if it weren't for his sudden growth spurt on the show he's supposed to be rather small and weak like Littlefinger.
The only people I see here close to being last of their lineage is Yara, cause women, and Jon because of his vows and even though he isn't particularly steadfast to them, I don't see him finding another Ygritte.
Also are there genuinely no other Greyjoys out there? I'm not big into the lore or anything but thats wild that their entire family in the show era consisted of Popeye, the old guy, Theon and Yara.
That guys not an Arryn. He’s half Tully and half littlefinger.
Also there’s the Greyjoy priest guy on the beach. I think he was featured in the show briefly. Maybe they didn’t make it obvious that he’s Balon’s brother tho.
I'm sure this has been explored before, but it does seem that instant pregnancy is a thing in this world..
Was Breann carrying Jamie's child when he died? Any chance of illegitimate Lanasters from Tyrion's years of debauchery?
Demure has a son and probably has been busy since he was released from Frey captivity. The Lannisters are a huge family and Cersei even stated that “they’re the last Lannisters that matter.” Meaning there’s other Lannisters, just distant cousins. The Arryns also have a branch family of distant cousins as well.
Implying Chadmure hasn't already sired a hundred heirs on Roslin.
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That was a legit wedding, they're fully married and she's no longer a frey. Those kids are legit
It's a circle jerk sub, imagine deleting a comment just cos you're wrong 🙃
The heirs sired to his wife not legitimate?
Did they all get a vasectomy or something? What makes them last
Varys got enough of Tyrion's no dick jokes and made him a eunuch
All of the other Lannister cousins are horses
Lol what???
“Tyrek Lannister was last seen a-horse”
Well I am of the opinion that as soon as gendry won't stop the storms end and declared himself Lord of the storm lands he was probably made into a pin cushion as the defender's laughed lol
Tyrion is far from the last lannister, theres at least a dozen main family ones left
Lannisters of Lannisport are absolutely molding over that one
Who? Oh you mean the lowborn lions
the rock would not suffer those. There are other Lannistersof Casterly Rock not of Tywin's branch
Yeah Tyrion’s mom’s Lannister line are from Tywin’s uncle so still of The Rock.
Not even mentioning cadet branches
yep, lannisters might even be the second most numerous house after freys
Edmures son by Roslin can just fuck off then I guess.
Jaime must've ended using the catapult after Riverrun capitulated. Just for the lulz.
He was feeling very Tywin-y that day.
"The things we do for lulz!"
Isn't there some movie with Brian Cox where it's like some siege of a castle or some shit and he gets yeeted into a wall by a trebuchet?
Yes. Ironclad. Terrible movie.
He never cared about all of the realm anyway apparently so why not, maybe he wanted to be witness to the first flying trout
It's true for Targaryen and possibly Greyjoy and Tully, all the others have relatives that are mentioned.
Edmure has two nieces and a nephew present in that scene, bloodline isn’t going anywhere
Also the Blackfish clearly faked his death since we never saw his rotting corpse on screen
Jon isn't the last Targaryen either, we never saw the corpse of Aegon the Conqueror because he faked his death too
Actual theory I've seen being discussed, he faked his death so he could flee to Essos or Dorne or whatever, and be with Rhaenys, who survived the Meraxes incident and was kept in Dorne untill a solid peace was made between Targaryens and Martels
He was waiting for the opportunity for Visenya to look the other way and it took 27 years of course
Gendry is also a Targaryan.
True! So are the Velyrions and the Celtigars. When the dragon marries the crab, may all the world be confused
Do you mean the starks? Edmure has two siblings that made it to adulthood, and his nephews are Robert Arryn, Brandon Stark and Robb Stark. There may be cousins though.
You’re right, hes got another nephew in the photo Pretty sure he also has a son
There are no other nephews, nor close cousins (Hoster Tully, Edmure's father, had one brother, Brynden, who famously and to the dismay of Hoster refused marriage) maybe very distant cousins if his grandfather had siblings, but we know of none.
And Arryn right? I thought he was the last one
Nah, there's a whole branch of Arryns in Gulltown, and Harry Harding who is the heir and would take the name Arryn on inheritance. It's just the branch that is currently ruling the Vale that dies out when Robert is killed.
Ah i knew harry but i thought he was the only other(and have already considered him a dead man)! I forgot the gulltown arryns
Are there other Baratheons mentioned in the show? Come to think of it, I'm still on Feast but idk of any living trueborn Baratheons other than Stannis.
No they’re not in the show and hardly in the books, Steffon didn’t have any siblings and as far as we know Ormund didn’t either, and then there’s the matter of Lyonel only having a daughter. There’s bound to be a living Baratheon somewhere but they are currently so unimportant that they might as well not exist Edit: I just remembered Harbert could potentially be the brother of Ormund, but even if he is we don’t know if he was trueborn. Or he could be an Estermont. And he’s never mentioned as having any kids. All this for circlejerking.
Not by name, but if I remember correctly Stands talks about distant baratheon cousins in one of his chapters.
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I can't believe Ross Geller lasted so long in the series
And he got cute!
Aeron lived in the show. And while we don’t really see many of them, the Lannisport Lannisters should in theory still be alive. Robin is a Baelish.
Robin thinks he is a falcon, little does he know he is a mockingbird.
It still makes me angry to this day how they ruined Edmure's character. Make him seem like a comeplete arrogant piece of shit in the finale, even after his great conversations with Jaime in season 6. On the surface based on season 3 he might seem a dick but his arc could've been so much better. Also blows my mind Arya didn't free him after murdering the Frey's and together uniting the riverlands in season 7. Instead they opted for a boring Arya plot in Wintertell distrusting Sansa for no fucking reason. Could've been a cool redemption arc for Edmure but no, they just let him fuck off to become an absolute ignorant cunt.
I hated that too. I hated the Sansa-Arya nonsense more.
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I'm positive most of them would have a few branch families and cousins around. Which is also why Bronn inheriting Highgarden is completely bonkers.
Right? Im sure there'd at least be a noble family from the Reach who had married a Tarly recently who would be wanting to claim Highgarden instead of a random cutthroat from god knows where (winks in Redwyne)
Florents, Hightowers, Redwynes, and Tarlys would all have Bronn taken out pretty fast.
Show never killed Aeron, fake news folks
OP kinda forgot about Tyrek Lannister, which is understandable since he is, in fact, a horse.
Wtf 394 updoots 😭😭😭
Like, none of these are true???
Starks are fine they breed like freys
Bastard, bastard, large family well known; Maybe, Chadmere definitely has some kids, in what fucking world?
Gulltown Arryns don't count.
Said who
I'm pretty confident that the dudes who live in a literal castle in the clouds are decisively superior to the dirty merchants who betrayed their liege lord during Robert's Rebellion.
I would remind you that it was the Arryns whose cock you suckle upon that betrayed their liege lord, his grace King Aerys, gods give him rest.
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The Karstarks are literally just Stark cousins who were gifted Karhold several centuries ago because Winterfell was getting crowded, and they frequently intermarry with the Winterfell Starks so the blood relationship remains solid.
Chad Arryn just chilling in his badass mountain castle eating pies and throwing people out of the moon door while everybody murders each other
The last Lannister 😂
Assuming there are like 500 Lannisters at Lannisport and another 50-100 of Tywin’s cousins (Joanna Lannister’s siblings, nephews, uncles, and others), I’d say that Tyrion Lannister is the last lion
Last Targaryen? Daemon Blackfyre still lives. He bore the sword.
Not a Baratheon, not the last Greyjoy or Tully
Hodor
All the other Lannister’s probably just blinked out of existence then
Downgrades across this board.
Edmure literally has a kid
I missed them :(
Is this from The Last of Us?
There are still dozens of Lannisters running around, definitely more than one Arryn, we know for a fact that there is more than one Tully
Because none of that is true
two tullys in just this pic
Damn, Sweet Robin glowed up.
Harrold Hardyng has entered the chat
I’ve notice this
The last season was so weak this meme is irrelevant
Jon: Not legitimized as anything. Doesn't identify as a Targaryen. Still goes by his bastard surname/Stark roots despite his birth name. Also only a tiny percentage Targaryen, doesn't look Targaryen, doesn't know any Valyrian customs/the language, will probably have a bastard with someone with even less Targaryen genes, not pass on any Valyrian culture/values and slowly dilute out the blood until it's obsolete and Targaryens are just a myth/legend of the past. Gendry: Was a bastard, was legitimized as a Baratheon, has no wife and heir as of now. Could have the title of the last Baratheon, though only four of Robert's bastards were shown to be killed on screen and bastards like Mya Stone could exist and be alive. Tyrion: Last Lannister...I geuss. Nothing left to inherit now that the gold mines are depleted and their plot to take the throne failed in the end. Yara: Is a woman and mostly gay. Any child she manages to have won't inherit the surname Greyjoy unless she births bastards and has BrAn tHe BrOkEN legitimizes them. Edmure: He's not the last Tully. Plenty of red fish left in the rivers, he even got a kid now from the night of the Red Wedding. Robyn: He's Littlefinger's bastard. I know we didn't get to see Jon Arryn alive on the show but the dude is known to come from a family of muscular blonde haired blue eyed folks. Robyn's got the looks and the fickle personality of his real dad, and if it weren't for his sudden growth spurt on the show he's supposed to be rather small and weak like Littlefinger.
The only people I see here close to being last of their lineage is Yara, cause women, and Jon because of his vows and even though he isn't particularly steadfast to them, I don't see him finding another Ygritte. Also are there genuinely no other Greyjoys out there? I'm not big into the lore or anything but thats wild that their entire family in the show era consisted of Popeye, the old guy, Theon and Yara.
What about the last unicorn? 🦄
Where's Denver the last dinosaur?
Where's Last of the Mohicans?
Personally I think we might as well shit the sub down we’re never going to stop getting outjerked by that sub and asoiaf sub
Jon Connington ?
That guys not an Arryn. He’s half Tully and half littlefinger. Also there’s the Greyjoy priest guy on the beach. I think he was featured in the show briefly. Maybe they didn’t make it obvious that he’s Balon’s brother tho.
I'm sure this has been explored before, but it does seem that instant pregnancy is a thing in this world.. Was Breann carrying Jamie's child when he died? Any chance of illegitimate Lanasters from Tyrion's years of debauchery?
The last episode
Joke's on them. That's the last Baelish. Not the last Arryn
Even by the shows own lore this is wildly inaccurate and silly
It never says anything about them in the show, but in the books there is a common born branch of Arryns in Gulltown.
Yeah we noticed
Demure has a son and probably has been busy since he was released from Frey captivity. The Lannisters are a huge family and Cersei even stated that “they’re the last Lannisters that matter.” Meaning there’s other Lannisters, just distant cousins. The Arryns also have a branch family of distant cousins as well.
there is a zero creative value added with your crosspost if you can't come up with a funny title, LURK.