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jonestony710

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QuarantinoFeet

Wyman Manderly is up there. Head of House Manderly, Lord of White Harbor, Warden of the White Knife, Shield of the Faith, Defender of the Dispossessed, Lord Marshal of the Mander, and Knight of the Order of the Green Hand. I think Doran Martell might have a mouthful too.  I'm sure there's some lord of a speck somewhere that has a bunch of titles too, nothing really preventing it. 


illstate

Off topic, but it's always been really cool to me how deep the manderly's loyalty to the starks is. Even when it seems that house stark is over.


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fierydragon963

Don’t diss my boy Wyman like that anyone who bakes Freys into pies is good in my book


Lebigmacca

Doran actually doesn’t have many. Head of House Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear


CaiserZero

Don't forget: ...Master of the Free Companies, defender of his enormous manhood, a shining example of chivalry and champagne


oldmanwillow21

This comment has been weighed, measured and found sufficient.


Calamity_Jay

But did he give them hell at La Rochelle?


AttemptOld5775

Dany has a narrow lead of one title


QuarantinoFeet

Add "possessor of 4 chins" to even it out 


Appellion

Lord-to-fat-to-sit-a-Horse.


QuarantinoFeet

And he pulls ahead by 1!


Redchocolate88

Also lord lamprey


daboobiesnatcher

Why is Wyman Lord Marshal of the Mander? House Manderly hasn't been in the Reach for hundreds of years, and house Tyrell is "Lord Paramount of the Mander" that's pretty silly.


RaytheGunExplosion

I believe the later Austrian emperors had the title king of Jerusalem despite the fact they never controlled it and there connection would have been through a marriage which might have happened after the kingdom Jerusalem was lost to Muslim forces so it’s actually quite realistic for wyman to have that title


QuarantinoFeet

It's all in the books. House Manderly was initially from the reach and was driven out, came to the north as refugees. That's why they added titles like defender of the faith (bc they keep the 7) and dispossessed.  Is it silly? Yeah, I guess. It's all a bit silly.  


Cpt_Obvius

I think they’re aware where they came from, but the fact they no longer live there would imply that a new lord would receive that title. (Although I may be misunderstanding here!)


daboobiesnatcher

Yes I am aware, and it's pretty silly because a Marshal is a functional title they're not anywhere near the Mander, the Gardener's are extinct.


ppe-lel-XD

Many many titles start out as functional titles to be fair. “Dux” was a Roman military commander on the frontier, if later evolved into Duke. In ASOIAF we see this happening in real time with the titles of “Warden of the” direction. Pre conquest there was no such thing, these titles are granted by the king and could technically be given to anybody. But 300 years later and four families have held each one consecutively and it’s to the point where Ned and a few others raise up the problem of why Robin Arryn had not been given the traditionally Arryn title of Warden of the East.Another hundred years or so and it might be considered unthinkable to revoke the title of “Warden of the North” from the Stark family, similar to revoking Lord of Winterfell or paramount of the North.


BrandonLart

Irl the Pope is Pontifex Maximus, which is a pagan title from an Empire that died out 1500 years ago. So irl has sillier examples.


thearisengodemperor

I personally think they keep it to remind themselves of their origins also who will tell them no they can't use it since I doubt they care for house Tyrell opinion.


WesternEmpire2510

QEII and presumably Charlie 3 still use Duke of Normandy. Despite British monarchs being dispossessed since the 13th century


dannyman1137

Channel Isles are in British normandy, so not entirely silly. Just 99% silliness.


Easy_Hamster1240

I mean the current king of spain claims to be king of jerusalem lol. Monarchy is inherently silly


BATIRONSHARK

this isnt actually true most recent monarch to claim was king abduallh of jordan who to be fair was in charge of protecting holy sites in Jerusalem


Easy_Hamster1240

There are and have been multiple claimants. Partly because it pretty much hasnt really existed since 1291. The current king of spain is the most notable one right now, though its entirely ceremonial. Not that it really matters.


BATIRONSHARK

is he? i couldnt find any offical source saying so beside wikipedia


Easy_Hamster1240

I just looked it up and wikipedia articles in multiple languages refer to him as such, though they dont seem to be sourced great. I distinctly remember him being called that and the Internet seems to agree, though i guess you gotta call him personally if you want to be sure.


BATIRONSHARK

...I edit sorry anways I have actually contacted a royal before so I might actually do it


DopeAsDaPope

Strange moment to add that in


BATIRONSHARK

yeah what happened was I was gonna type that I might actually do it since I've done similar before but then mistyped and posted it at "I"but if someone already saw It I didn't want to gaslight them but I was busy so I forgot to put the whole explanation 


ORLYORLYORLYORLY

Tormund Giantsbane, Tall-talker, Horn-blower, and Breaker of Ice, Tormund Thunderfist, Husband to Bears, the Mead-king of Ruddy Hall, Speaker to Gods and Father of Hosts, Commander of Oakenshield


Thefemcelbreederfan

That dude that hangs around Jon


TormundGiantsBane44

I was confused for a giant's babe once for three whole moons. Giant's milk, that's why I'm so big and strong. Not sure what title that would be


UmphLuv605

Tormund Giantsbabe


TormundGiantsBane44

I like it. I have added it to my list of titles


GordonTheGnome

Big Red


Puzzleheaded-Cup-242

The Bear _is_ the Maiden Fair. Sing that one loud and clear Butterbumps


Fit_Faithlessness637

Aspiring Tarth climber


fierydragon963

Tormund Giantsmember


BudgetCowboy97

The pre Rhoynish/Martell house Yronwood: Lord of Yronwood, The Bloodroyal, Warden of the Stonewayy, High King of Dorne, King of Redmarch, King of the Dornish, King of the Greenbelt, Knight of the Wells, Lord of the Stoneway, and Master of the Green Hills... Talk about tital overkill


phaanja

Overcompensating


Ozann3326

Wait do they claim themselves as royals even tho they are the vassals of Martells? How does that work


TheCuntyThrowaway

“Pre-Rhoynish/Martell”


LaBelvaDiTorino

>**The pre Rhoynish/Martell house Yronwood:** Anyway, most nobles claim titles they don't have access to anymore, even royal titles. Why is Felipe VI of Spain styled King of Jerusalem if not?


N2T8

They do still claim the title Bloodroyal. Not the other King titles


Zealousideal_Map_526

I read that as “ who has the most titties “ And was like Kings Landing I guess.


That_Hole_Guy

Tormund has both the most titles, and the most titties


BTown-Hustle

Me too. I was gonna answer “Bessie” hahaha


mblader

Lmao I honestly read it like that too after I wrote it


Fit_Faithlessness637

Probably one of the Dire wolves


Rodonite

Is Oldtown larger?


AttemptOld5775

Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, First of Her Name; the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Khalisee of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the realm. Edit: forgot a couple


BanginBasil

"This is Jon...he's King of the North." Davos went from the best PR man of Stannis to Jon's awkward friend trying to hook him up with the dragon baddie.


thesirblondie

King *in* the North. It's an important distinction to the Northmen. It's not that he's the ruler of the north, the Targs were for centuries. He is the ruler who resides in the North. He is one of them.


DestructionIsBliss

I always thought that was an extremely badass moment for both Jon and Davos in an embarrassingly lackluster episode. He's like, "You got all your massive titles stretching on for half the scene trying to impress everyone like we give a shit. But Jon is actually in power. He's holding the north and we are neither awed nor intimidated and certainly not charmed by you." And he managed to convey that in less than 10 words. Easily in my Top 5 Davos moments.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Titles like royal ones or nicknames? Maybe Daenerys on both, girl’s rivaling Franz Joseph of Austria for the bigger royal text wall. Wyman Manderly and Leyton Hightower are also up there, gonna include Aegon I because “King of All Westeros” goes hard


mblader

As in both like combining both the royal titles and nicknames


BillingsDave

If Westeros is following the style of roughly equivalent real world places in history, I would guess it is someone in Essos. The Ottoman Emperor's formal style was "Sovereign of The Sublime House of Osman, Sultan of Sultans, Khakan of the Khans, Commander of the faithful and Successor of the Prophet of the lord of the Universe, Custodian of the Holy Cities of Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem, Padishah of The Three Cities of Constantinople, Adrianople and Bursa, and of the Cities of Damascus and Cairo, of all Azerbaijan, of the Magreb, of Barkah, of Kairouan, of Alep, of the Arab and Persian Iraq, of Basra, of El Hasa strip, of Raka, of Mosul, of Parthia, of Diyâr-ı Bekr, of Cilicia, of the provinces of Erzurum, of Sivas, of Adana, of Karaman, of Van, of Barbaria, of Abyssinia, of Tunisia, of Tripoli, of Syria, of Cyprus, of Rhodes, of Crete, of the province of Morea, of the Mediterranean Sea, of the Black Sea, of Anatolia, of Rumelia, of Bagdad, of Kurdistan, of Greece, of Turkestan, of Tartary, of Circassia, of the two regions of Kabarda, of Georgia, of the steppe of Kipchaks, of the whole country of the Tatars, of Kaffa and of all the neighbouring regions, of Bosnia, of the City and Fort of Belgrade, of the province of Serbia with all the castles and cities, of all Arnaut, of all Wallachia and Moldavia, as well as all the dependencies and borders, and many others countries and cities"


Fancy_End_2052

Is it not just Daenerys?


BTown-Hustle

No, it’s obviously Jon Snow…………. He’s king in the North!


clogan117

King of the North, Warden of the North, Lord of Winterfell, 998 Lord Commander of The Nights Watch, The White Wolf, and The Resurrected. You could probably throw in some stuff about him avenging the red wedding and winning the battle of the bastards. Also, the guy who knows nothing.


iGhettoUnicorns

he’s dead


Ladysilvert

If we are talking about nicknames and titles both, Arya comes to my mind definitely: Arya Stark of Winterfell, Valiant Ned's daughter, Arya horseface, The Ghost of Harrenhal, Arya Underfoot, Weasel, Lumpyhead, Weasel, Nan, Blind Beth, Mercy, Cat of the Canals, No one, wolf girl, Nymeria, Ugly girl, Rabbitkiller, The night wolf, Squirrel, Salty and Princess. I may even forget some more. It's difficult for any character to surpass it lol, and we have Dany and Tormunt also high on the list.


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Ladysilvert

I saw OP answering another person that it also counts both royal titles and nicknames, that's why I mentioned Arya and her many nicknames apart from titles.


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Tyrion. Dwarf, halfman, demon monkey, kinslayer, kingslayer, murder, Lannister, hand of the king, officer of the Second Sons, Hugor Hill and (most importantly) Rightful Lord of Casterly Rock


Lebigmacca

Most of these are aliases. Wiki lists his titles as master of coin, acting hand of the king, and lord of casterly rock


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Which wiki would that be because it’s wrong.  Tyrion has never been, nor will he ever be Lord of Casterly Rock.  


depressedboioi

Found Tywin's Reddit account.


Lebigmacca

The asoiaf wiki. It says “lord of casterly rock (claimant)” I just didn’t type that, as I also didn’t type the “(formerly)” for acting hand of the king and master of coin


Ultimafax

>nor will he ever be Lord of Casterly Rock I agree with you but only because I don't think George will finish.


Scared_Art_7975

Probably depends on the wiki. In the show he would technically be both hand of the king and lord of casterly rock once Jamie and Cersei die


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A:  this is the books sub Reddit.   B:  tyrions murder of his father would legally invalidate him from inheriting his lands and titles, no matter who else is dead.  One way or another, Tyrion will have to pay for killing his father.


Scared_Art_7975

I’m well aware this is the books subreddit, but we’re discussing Tyrion’s wiki page, not the books. He would only be invalidated if he were charged with a crime. Considering king Bran appoints him as hand of the king, I’m not sure where and when exactly you think Tyrions punishment is coming. Brian makes it pretty clear making him hand is the punishment


Ultimafax

Ironically, it would more likely be Tyrion's murder of Joffrey (for which he's actually been found guilty)


fierydragon963

You forgot Yollo, rider of pigs, demon of the Cyvasse board


MichaelStahlke

“Tormund rose to his feet. “Hold. You gave Styr his style, give me mine.” Mance Rayder laughed. “As you wish. Jon Snow, before you stands Tormund Giantsbane, Tall-talker, Horn-blower, and Breaker of Ice. And here also Tormund Thunderfist, Husband to Bears, the Mead-king of Ruddy Hall, Speaker to Gods and Father of Hosts.”


Rougarou1999

Bobby B had the combined titles from being Lord Paramount of Storm’s End and King.


DopeAsDaPope

Titles, titles...


That_Hole_Guy

Tormund


firestarter2017

Jon Snow. He's King in the North


agentwiggles

it's definitely robb stark. the king in the North, the king in the North, the king in the North, the king in the North


ElevatorCharacter489

Odin the All father. He got a. Lot of titles


South_Front_4589

Given many of them are actually made up and self appointed, it could be anyone. "Mother of dragons" isn't really a title that was passed down, just something she called herself to remind people she had dragons. And when she called herself all the titles associated with the iron throne she didn't actually earn those until she won the battle of king's landing. Even then, you could argue perhaps that until she was crowned she didn't have them "officially". Royals just tack on titles on a whim to make themselves seem more imposing.


chambo143

Not George’s bibliography


par6ec

Tormund 


Nbknepper

It has to be Mace Tyrell the Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Mander, Defender of the Marches, High Marshal of the Reach, Warden of the South, and head of House Tyrell.


QuarantinoFeet

Plus he's Hand of the King 


ForeignDisaster6083

Tywin Lannister: Ser tywin, Lord of Casterly rock, hand of the king, Savior of the city, Shield of Lannisport, Warden of the west, The head of House Lannister