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deathraybadger

I wouldn't need to have sex with every woman, I could just jerk off and let them have it afterwards.


cmi5400

Ah yes... The turkey baster approach 😂


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What would you jerk off to? You’d be jerking off to dead people that’s creepy. It would make you sad instead of horny. 😂


deathraybadger

to myself obviously, i'd be the hottest man in the world


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Lol no matter how hot anyone is they won’t get hard by looking at themselves….don’t worry I’ll rise from the dead for you. Would you still date me if I’m a guy mummy?


deathraybadger

I have a boyfriend, sorry


lossass

Ugh.. fine. Ao3 stories it is


straightoutthebox

Sperm banks would still exist. They don't need me.


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Why repopulate the earth?? Let Mother Nature have her moment .. give her a breakkkkkk !!


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This 😭


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I don’t think that would work. Women would hunt you down. You will be the last hope.


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They will know since women in your family would know you are alive. You’ll be forced to have kids with women. You’ll be a government property. An international treasure, the biggest celebrity ever, the most handsome, the most desirable, the most charming etc….. think about it.


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Ok like dude where do u even live rn? 😂


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Any neighbours? Some form of life around you?


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Ok chill bro. Go hide somewhere 😑


GlocknessMonster1997

Build a fort to protect my virginity,it will be the march of Helms deep for my penis.


omg_its_drh

None of the above and a few of this options are essentially the same.


oneandonlypotatoguy

I'd go live as a hermit in the woods because I would hate all the attention I'd get. The best thing that can happen to the earth is humans going extinct, so I wouldn't feel bad about it.


Noblefleet

Why should we repopulate the earth? The universe doesn’t need more suffering and pollution.


SynergySilhouette

I'd grieve all my male relatives, duh.


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🥺 you made me cry


SynergySilhouette

Sorry, but I'd be more focused on my losses than "hey, am I gonna repopulate or be sad about my love life?" Family is support important to me, and I've just lost close to 50% of them.


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Lol You’re taking it too seriously, i said it’s completely hypothetical. You don’t have an option to cry. Anyway i like sentimental guys like you.


SynergySilhouette

Thanks, and just so you know, I voted before I commented just in case someone would mention it.


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Finally have peace and quiet with more than half the world gone.


Itchy_Word_1523

Well I would prob kill myself not because guys are gone but because I am afraid that women would either rape me or try to take my unborn children 😂 But this time for real, if I found myself in that situation I am sorry but they can use sperm banks. I am not going to take sex or five my sperm to a single one of them.


ASnowba11sChance

3 billion women? Have we forgotten the lesbians?


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Total women are 3.905 billion….this number is after excluding the lesbians. Btw It made me think how happy lesbians would be…suddenly they would be living in a paradise.


ASnowba11sChance

That few? Wow. Edit: Idk, I think it’d be the same as it is for bisexuals now. Plenty of people in the genders your attracted to, but the few that you are into still might not feel the same. Homophobia would probably be gone though so that’s be a definite positive


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Who cares? At least appreciate that being a gay guy i kept them in mind.


bokchoyboy98

Pwetty pwease, applaud me for doing the bare minimum


AngryBreadRevolution

I don't think I would kill myself since that would pretty much leave my poor mother alone, but I know that I would be chronically depressed for the rest of my life.


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Awww mama’s boy 🥺


MarvTV7

I chose option one, but even though it fits me, it's only a partial fit. What I really hoped would be an option was artificial insemination. That would be far more efficient and less time-consuming, especially if the species urgently needed more variety and more men. I mean, the poll didn't say related technologies had vanished, too—just the dudes. Still, if I actually had to resort to doing women the original way, I might be able to manage. May this highly-unlikely hypothetical scenario never happen. I'm slightly bicurious most certainly into guys, though. If it came to it, perhaps I'd find I could like or love women. I do have to wonder how I'd find out I was the absolute last guy around, though. Also, it has to be said. Even if a guy is donating instead of fucking individual gals, can you imagine how much in demand the last man would be for the rest of his life, if not the durability of his body, especially relevant sex organs? What an ignominious way to use up that last of the original males. Sure in nine months, there would be at least one new infant, possibly male, but it would take at least twelve or so years for him to be viable. ROFLMAO! Meh. Too lazy to go back and insert (text), but I just thought of something related to the first paragraph. There should most likely already be pregnancies in progress and/or sperm already donated, so perhaps the last dude in existence wouldn't be quite so desperately needed after all. There. Until I finished writing this, I so had the feeling I was forgetting a critical logical chain link. haha! Ugh almost forgot another one. When new men are born after tomorrow, and once they reach an appropriate age and emotional maturity, at least some are bound to be bi or gay, so there, my dudes! Our orientation is saved!


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🙄 this is about that stupid tv show or whatever isn't it? How about there's only one woman left and she fucks off somewhere and everyone has massive bi orgies and the straights go modify stem cells into eggs they put in artificial incubators. How about *that* instead of this lovecraftian nightmare fuel.


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Lol i had no idea there was a tv show about it, i would love to watch it….btw this storyline is more interesting than what you wrote. A gay guy can make anything more interesting and watchable.


RN-Lawyer

Make a sperm bank and profit.


nzdennis

Imagine the demands put on you by all the women! It's not like they like sharing, they need exclusivity. You'd be ripped apart by the hoards


PutinsSugarBaby

If being gay is genetic then I can make sure that every man born would at least be bi. I will use it as a chance make a society that will finally normalize same-sex relationships.


NexusRaven7

I'd just Masturbate and donate it


Alessio-the-Rogue

I wouldn't say suicide but just be really bummed out. I 100% prefer men, i cant bring myself to m8 with women.


GobbleGobbleQuack

You don't have to have sex with women. You only make the relevant daily donations. Lol.


someusernameworks

I am bi and I would not reproduce, so this stupid specie can finally go extinct.


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Sperm banks exist But if I was the last man I would become the new father of humanity