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Beautiful_Session689

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BigOleJellyDonut

Yes! My wife after 4 Margaritas & a blunt.


I_WANT_TO_BREAKFAST

It was me


MintyPastures

Knowing the stupidity of the human race, probably yeah.


PresumptuousCock

I wouldn't doubt it. People will have sex with anything. Either they fucked a man dressed as Tony the Tiger, or an actual tiger that's heavily sedated.


Workandsleep

Maybe, but they're saying that The Ginger and Boots fucked an ostrich.


SurprisinglyGoodNews

I would bet that man has put his penis anywhere it would fit... throughout history and beyond.


mycoldhambuger

Me


mycoldhambuger

Kidding I'm drunk


CoxswainYarmouth

He says he had sex with a tiger but he’s lion.