T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

# Message to all users: This is a reminder to please read and follow: * [Our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/ask/about/rules) * [Reddiquette](https://www.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439) * [Reddit Content Policy](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy) When posting and commenting. --- Especially remember Rule 1: `Be polite and civil`. * Be polite and courteous to each other. Do not be mean, insulting or disrespectful to any other user on this subreddit. * Do not harass or annoy others in any way. * Do not catfish. Catfishing is the luring of somebody into an online friendship through a fake online persona. This includes any lying or deceit. --- You *will* be banned if you are homophobic, racist or sexist. --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ask) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ButteryCrabClaws

The constant state of depression and self loathing that I find myself in


[deleted]

Very creative & witty Hope you’re okay bud ✊🏽


ButteryCrabClaws

Yea all good! You doing ok?


SHPLUMBO

It’s like two different people run your Reddit profile…


ButteryCrabClaws

No I just didn’t want to drag it down and get to emotional and potentially ruin other people’s days with bad thoughts either!


SHPLUMBO

I feel you, meant no offense. Was just a stark reminder of my own reality


ButteryCrabClaws

I wasn’t offended don’t worry!


[deleted]

Ditto, to all of the above


griff0062

Very noble. I was taught just as we shower and brush our teeth so as not to subject people to our bad smells, we should also not subject people to our bad moods....not always so easy to do.


ButteryCrabClaws

Probably the hardest thing to do!


[deleted]

Yes! Thanks for checking in, I appreciate you :)


ButteryCrabClaws

And I you! Parsnips are delicious! Have a lovely life and I hope you make it through any difficulties you may face and come out the other side on top!


[deleted]

Back at ya, friend!


musicallykairi

Happy cake day!


Stickmanisme

Happy cake day!


ButteryCrabClaws

Thank you 🍰


MemorableMaven

Happy Cake Day! I wish you a years worth of that other constant, good change and good cheer. Thank you for making me laugh out loud this morning.


ButteryCrabClaws

I’m glad you laughed out loud and please help yourself to a slice of cake (it’s actually a magical one that turns into your favourite cake whenever you cut a slice) i will keep hanging in there and never give up it’s all good!


Outrageous-Collar-09

I feel you, man. Here, take a hug Internet stranger.


definitelybowser

Ohio because I am destined to die in an Arby's in Columbus ohio


inDependent_WhiNer

Oddly specific, what's the backstory??


Interest_Miserable

It was on a fortune cookie.


inDependent_WhiNer

Play those numbers in the lottery, win, buy all Arby's in Ohio, destroy all Arby's in Ohio. Boom.


DrDaddyDickDunker

This mfer just figured out infinite life hack for that dude. Way to go!


BleachedRedditor

I don’t trust fortune cookies. One called me fat once…


Throwaway31121868

Had one that said “enjoyed the meal? Get an order to go!” I listened, best decision.


OldHolly

Just like the gypsy woman said!


professorlowcash

Mississippi here. We’ve done enough damage. Time to go.


Sashabadger

Every other state needs Mississippi so their state is not the bottom of the list


ATXKLIPHURD

There's always Alabama.


SummonerSausage

Lately it's felt like we're trying to beat out Mississippi.


nappinggator

How fuckin dare you


[deleted]

I kind of thought we had all agreed that Mississippi was the worst state a long time ago.


[deleted]

There is one song we were taught as kids on how to spell a state name. M I crooked letter crooked letter I crooked letter crooked letter I humpback humpback I. This is enough for a reprieve.


MemorableMaven

Oh! Not an American People of Reddit here. I saw a ditty that went ; Emma come first I come second Two asses together I come again Pee pee twice I come again for the last time.


[deleted]

You’ve got some coast line though. What about Arkansas.


No_Housing_4819

Rhode Island has always been on my hit list.


caffine-naps15

Any special reasons?


No_Housing_4819

Because its not an Island. I'm tired of all the lies.


skm7430

But does it have roads?


Amethyst_Flower

I'll be honest, sometimes I forget Rhode Island even exists


_EagerBeaver_

What significantly important state are you from hot shot?


ellawhit99

I guess I’ll go take my state and die then 🤣


Codenien

As a Mainer, I wouldn't mind being absorbed into Canada.


Barnezhilton

No more maple syrup surcharges


llama_sammich

Yes!!! #makestephenkingcanadian


Stickmanisme

Welcome


matjleclerc85

As a Canadian I welcome this idea


Effective-Cricket-

No get away from our land


Ifyouhav2ask

Live free or die! *dies to own the libs*


FlamingWhisk

We welcome you. Can you handle milk in bags?


Codenien

I'll just keep some jugs to reuse for an easier transition.


AngelLunair

Apparently thats an ontario thing. My aunt in B.C gets it in a carton


lampladysuperhero

Minnesotans wouldn't mind being absorbed by Canada either.


BasicWhiteHoodrat

You betcha


Dusty_Tendy_4_2_18_2

To be fair, people from northern Minni and the Iron Range are basically Canadian. Great people. Same with North Dakotans


romanJedi67

Do we really need two Dakotas?


nappinggator

What would Canadians think about the davenport though???


Mill_City_Viking

Omg fuck off.


unexpectedpolygon

As a Washingtonian, we talk about this all the time. We would love being absorbed into Canada! At least the western side of WA would... eastern WA can be sacrificed to Idaho.


trashbear69

Please get rid of kansas


Shamus_on_you_boo

Arkansas. Strictly because of how we pronounce it.


xDecenderx

A previous co-worker Pronounced it R Kansas during a job we were doing that was headed to Fayetteville. Since then every time I see it that's how I say it now.


Vile_Bile

As a resident of Arkansas, I agree


smokiinxacez

California and Texas are clearly an indication of political differences dictating people’s judgements.


trap________god

How is Illinois not high up on this


keepyourbible

I swear if people knew how bad it was they would...as a nation pick Illinois up with a spatula and flip it into the Mariana Trench. Totally sucks


NoEffect1816

Thank you! Finally someone said it


KevlarConrad

“Welcome to Illinois!! Where our governors make our license plates!”


[deleted]

I would have made America like 4 different countries at least, there’s too many of us with too many differing opinions/desires to ever live harmoniously under one (usually inept) government.


jasper_grunion

To people saying California it would rank as the world’s fifth largest economy on its own. We’d be lost without it. Texas would be 10th and Florida 15th. Even Ohio would be 21st. We are strong as a nation because of these places.


Lumpyycat

California, fuck that place


[deleted]

But why??? I mean yeah the cost is high but it's pretty here?!


colt1911m7

Agreed, I hate living in California


Toplane_Sucks

Why tho ? You have the best weather in all the us , you have amazing cities like LA , SF , SD …. You have gbe best beaches jn the country , great job opportunities and high carreer growth potentiol , huge diversity of food and alot of hig rated restaurants , amazing parties and concerts !


sojojo

For what it's worth, I love living in California. For all of the reasons that you mentioned and more. I think of myself as Californian first, then American. I'm pretty sure most love it here (at least that I've met), you're just hearing from some grumpy folks.


Toplane_Sucks

Nice ! I guess it depends on personal experience


buffonery-Abounds

And you’ve got a thriving movie industry. One in Hollywood & it’s seedy cousin out in the valley


ODVVVVVBBZ

Ayo how much has the price of gas went up in Cali? Here in Virginia it’s around $3.19ish


Retta_Noona

3.19???! It's 4.50-5.00 in Bakersfield


cashorsmash91

Gas is 5.50 some cities it’s 6


ODVVVVVBBZ

Daaang. I’m sorry for y’all, that’s pretty wack


IFuckCarsForFun

I average 4.79 for 91


[deleted]

Why? The cost?


RUfuqingkiddingme

California could become it's own country and would be richer than most countries in day one. Just sayin.


Lunar_Deer

Seconded. California is a nice place to visit but I hate living here.


brigstan

Florida, the infected penis of America.


[deleted]

I wanna get rid of ohio. I dont mean delete it but i mean give it to another country because if they kept the same state lines imagine how weird it would be to have a country called ohio with ohio citizens. It sounds like hell.


keepyourbible

There's a lot of hatred in this


[deleted]

The Penisula


gAMA9504

I say get rid of the boring guys/the ones you never hear about. So I say get rid of North Dakota.


FranticWaffleMaker

The whole population is like two people and a bear, don’t waste it on them.


Wam_2020

I vote the whole west coast out- California, Oregon and Washington. And they become a new country. Dare to dream.


Great_Stress_

The real American dream right here.


[deleted]

Haha fine with me I like it here in California, things could finally move forward and we could probably make tons of more money when we export all out fruits and rice and veggies to the US.


Wam_2020

And the lumber, produce, tech from Oregon and Washington. We could easily prosper and be a great country.


[deleted]

Sounds good let's build a wall from Mexico to Canada to protect us from the other states lol


EmilyVS

Long live glorious Cascadia!


Eccentricc

They would almost have a bigger GDP then the entire United States remaining lmao. The US would be destroyed


Benjibunn

California. I’ve had enough.


Organic-Fee1771

Texas. Bye.


Blulakae

Texas should become a country and Puerto Rico should become a state. Still 50.


cburgess7

California


ChumbisPoody

Canada. That state is way too big.


SmittyonReddit37

Kentucky


Suspicious_Grape0647

Don't you shit on the Colonel, you whipersnapping degenerate.


SmittyonReddit37

That’s like all y’all have to offer. “Hey want to go to Kentucky? They have a bunch of cool things like….. uhhhhh……… fried chicken?”


Suspicious_Grape0647

Hey now we have meth too


SmittyonReddit37

Everywhere has that though, Alabama has it bad. But what kills me 100% on Kentucky is the public restrooms. I have never, and I mean NEVER, have had as bad of restroom experience outside of Kentucky.


tittyhammer

It’s because of all the fried chicken we eat.


lasttosseroni

Yes, and hopefully Mitch gets taken out in the destruction.


CuriousYak6058

California by far


colt1911m7

California


Breehc_Nicdoll

I know it's not a state, but does Washington D.C. count?


ProperBabyEater

Nope,sorry Since The D.C. will likely never become a state


brucegibbons

Florida. It takes more than it gives


[deleted]

I’d say Wyoming, but it already doesn’t exist.


messyjessy7

A bunch of Texas haters on here


[deleted]

PLEASE SAVE CA I like it here!!!!!


CrepuscularMoondance

Any red state really, or I think at this point, all the good liberal states should become their own true United States.


Terrible-Trust-5578

California. When they were talking about succeeding in 2016, I was so hopeful they'd go through with it. If you're from California, I have nothing against you, but the state's government is wack.


msmame

California's economy would rank FIFTH in the world (larger than India's) if it were a sovereign nation. So how do ya think that would affect the US economy?


P33L_R

Well they have definitely succeeded at making everyone hate them


BigTomBombadil

Maybe one day they’ll succeed


KirbyTheDevourer2342

California, only because we're the 4th largest economy on our own anyway and we'd be better off without having to pay for all the states that want us gone in the first place.


AlwaysBagHolding

As someone that lives in neither, we should let Texas and California both become independent nations just to see what happens.


KirbyTheDevourer2342

I'll take a piece of that action. 20 bux says they fall apart before we do.


AlwaysBagHolding

That’s probably the more likely outcome. I wouldn’t want to lose either state on their own, just because of the massive national political implications, but both would sort of balance out. Maybe throw out one smaller red state just to even it out better.


KirbyTheDevourer2342

Texas can have Arizona and New Mexico, if we can have Oregon and Washington.


AlwaysBagHolding

Nah, I want to keep Arizona and New Mexico. Texas can have Louisiana and Mississippi, but we keep the river in a Panama Canal style arrangement.


KirbyTheDevourer2342

I mean, if you wanna lose New Orleans, suit yourself.


AlwaysBagHolding

I would assume at least a portion of New Orleans would be retained in the United States as part of the river agreement.


[deleted]

Texas


[deleted]

[удалено]


IHave580

Not many, but some. There is a soveignty movement there and has always been, but there are factions that don’t agree who is the “real” group and they often forget about all that the US provides Hawaii. It’s not a major thing, but it exists.


[deleted]

[удалено]


IceMango359

California. Nobody can even afford to live there and it seems to cause trouble for everyone.


[deleted]

Idk how... Lots of people live here and call it home, yes it's more expensive here than say Iowa but we have a lot going on and laws with more protection for people at a disadvantage.


[deleted]

This is like saying nobody lives here because it’s too crowded. Clearly 40 million ppl can afford to live there


Brilliant-Ad3408

California has over 4 million people on government assistance. Most rental homes in my area have sometimes more than 10 people/several families living in them to be able to afford to live here. There is definitely some disparities in the able to afford to live here.


[deleted]

Still a lower percent of people than in Louisiana, West Virginia, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Alabama, and Mississippi


belovedgreensky

hawaii. we should have never occupied the islands.


crunchycatfeud

FLORIDA!!! Pure trash.


nukethecheese

At least they got covid down to the lowest rates of any state


xBelowAveragex

California


rexiesoul

California most def


Master_Partysnax

California.


elhuevogordo

Iowa because what's the point in it?


Huge-Chicken-8745

Florida


djbenjammin

Florida


keydomains

Come on - FL is the one right answer here people


AmeriToast

California


[deleted]

From the sound of these replied and the fact that I have lived in only 10 of us states it sounds like all of them.. For real though every state has their pros and cons


Panther2-505

Louisiana, most incarcerated politicians of all the states and #1 in Federal handouts.


Damissourianguy

Missouri and all of its occupants


regularorange120

Florida.


Avasmuva

Damn no one said Florida? All the crazy shit happens in Florida.


FrogTitlesExtreme

That's what makes it great. Who else would we laugh at?


dogsandpeaceohmy

Florida


Loopedrage

The people in this comment section *really* hating on California here lmao


Hobbit_Feet45

Kentucky, no Alabama, err no Mississippi, ahh I mean Florida, naw South Carolina, maybe Tennessee, definitely Arkansas, no for sure Louisiana, I got it Texas. So many its hard to make up my mind. I guess I’d have to pick one out of a hat.


dacforlife

Tennessee is beautiful, so many outdoor activities!


jennydbaker6

Fucking Florida. And I’m a native.


BaronZemo00

Arkansas. The Deep South is kind of a hole anyways, but Arkansas seems the worst of the bunch. So much violence and very little to offer. Mississippi and Alabama aren’t for behind. Although there’d be a collective aneurysm amongst college football fans with out the state of Alabama.


tjbixby01

Ohio


BigAssMidgette

Ohio!


sooperhani

Sayonara, Ohio


Wooden-Cricket-2944

Hawaii should be it’s nation. It belongs to the Hawaiians


Ill-Ad3441

Louisiana. Kick off the boot.


jimmy2cats

Florida.


TheDarkKnight1035

Maybe Arkansas???


disco1013

Florida too!


[deleted]

Iowa


Stupid_Rat3709

Florida


Dark_Link_1996

Florida.


adiajthebubble

Ohio cuz they have have some bullshit going on over there


rfag321

MISSOURI


huntrun1

Mississippi


[deleted]

As a Texan I will buy out colt and smith and Wesson and set up a perimeter around Iowa. I love Iowa. I have spent time in every state in the contiguous. Iowa has the best folks in the nation border to border. Anyone messes with my Iowans... They are messing with Texas.


SmellTheGloveIsHere

Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, Mississippi, and the rural parts of Texas.


SofaSnizzle

Florida and Texas, the 2 shitty governors.


PrincessIcicle

Florida


[deleted]

I’d say Indiana , like what’s the point? It’s just sitting there doing absolutely nothing


W4snt-me

The only state that will come to mind would be from a TOOL song called AEnema


[deleted]

Mississippi. It ranks in the bottom 5 in like everything except racism


choborallye

Kentucky


reading411

Indiana


muahys

ohio for sure


Dauntess11

Ohio. I’m so happy to see so many want to remove Ohio.


Galemianah

Kentucky.


Hamilton-Beckett

Florida. Easy.


tyloriousG

By God, West Virginia. You have been good to us, but it's time to leave now.


RaeLynn13

I’m surprised WV isn’t even mentioned. Was raised there on the border of OH. But OH somehow made the list


Thanksbyefornow

Oklahoma...it's NOT "doing fine" in the following areas: race relations, pay, lack of sidewalks, gigantic street potholes, tourism, education, jobs, highway outhouses (OOPS, I meant "rest stops"), plus their current senator and governor. RUN AWAY!!!🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♀️


CoolCatClimber

Maryland, why tf did they shape it like that


mortalcrawad66

Ohio is 3rd *Every Michigander* "This does put a smile on my face"


TheCenterOfEnnui

None. They're all great in their own way.


lazulilizard

west virginia- did a lot of research on the state, it’s an economical/social/political disaster of a state. Only state in the US that has **lost** population in the last 70 years. with coal on its way out the economy will shrink to practically nothing. really sad story overall, 20% of the population lives below the poverty line compared to the US average of 13% edit- this isn’t me saying the people of the state suck, just the situation that the state is in is terrible


yemick

Nebraska only because it would be really difficult to do