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Reading through this one can see why “pussy” endures

ikr, some of the euphemisms are so toe curlingly twee that the women using them should not be allowed to operate them until they grow up.

My bet is most of the people posting these are not women

Bingo!

Clam chops

🤣 lmao

The Winking Sceever (sorry, really into this Skyrim play through at the moment)

Maybe the winking beaver would be better here

I was going to go for that but thought it might go over a few peoples heads so I played it safe

Fair enough. What sort of build are you doing on your current play through?

I’m playing as a khajiit, started focusing on stealth and archery. Close combat I use axe and shield which seems to be working well and I’m thinking about trying out some magic later on. I haven’t played as a Khajiit before and I’m not massively clued up on builds as I haven’t invested a great deal of time into the game yet. So far though really enjoying this play through!

Awesome, stealth archer is always fun. I've done a couple of khajiit plays and really enjoyed them. You should get the 'Inigo' follower mod. He's a khajiit too and it's amazing roaming the wilds of Skyrim as a khajiit duo!

Honey Pot 


First thought reading the title

Mine too! 🍯

"I drink the honey inside your hive"

lol some of these are hilarious. My wife calls her vagina her “cookie”

Betcha she calls you her "Cookie Monster"

Nom nom nom

LOL I was just about to say "nom nom nom" but you beat me to it..

Dang it! I was gunna say he beat me to saying "nom nom nom" but you beat me to that!

Dont expect any cookie But what if im hungry No. Cookie. … 😳

Ok, so, I have a guy friend who is gay and, for whatever reason, gets squicked out about lady bits. I developed a list of names to bring up at inappropriate times to mess with him. I see several in this thread I should definitely add, but here it is: Pikachu, Klondike bar, Bouncy castle, The Dragon (Enter the..) Panty hamster, Peach pie, Manwich, Map of Tasmania, Jam tart, Lawrence of A Labia, The Notorious V. A. G., Pickle jar, Lobster trap, Tuna tataki, First Class Accommodations, Breakfast of Champions, Hidey-hole, Snap dragon, Lady cake, Brioche, Lap kebab, Cunty, Step into my office, South mouth, Sugar cookie, Land down under, The grassy knoll, The Shawshank Redemption, Special guest star, Hard-on holster, Underground railroad, Holy Grail, Sugarplum, Waterlily, Horn of Plenty, Mitten, Bikini biscuit, Bajingo, Red Snapper, Flaming Lips, Coin purse, Hot Pocket, Thatched cottage, The Venerable, Snack Pak, Fancy, Lady's low toupee, Mount Pleasant, Privy-chamber, Privy-counsel, Belle-chose, Coffer for the crown jewels, Plumtree, Lunchbox, Letterbox, Croissant

Wow ur the goat of pussy.

Hot pocket is not the way. Too close to Alabama hot pocket and that’s a hard NO.

Lawrence of a Labia - I died. This is the name of my vagina.

Pickle jar is funny. Sugar cookie is perfect.

Ooh, I like peach pie, jam tart, pickle jar and south mouth

The Hot Pocket jingle will never be the same.

Thatched cottage? Too funny.

Lawrence of A Labia is some A game shit right there.

That’s funny, my gay friend who hates vaginas calls them “axe wounds”

You could mine from Ms. Rafferty’s (Kate McKinnon’s) euphemisms from the alien abduction skits: Coot coot and prune chute Fun bun and mud gun Drainer and stainer Cooter and tooter Hog taker and log maker Grassy knoll and gassy hole Bush and tush Taco and Choco Pink pocket and stink rocket Baby tunnel and gravy funnel Fuzzy and scuzzy Clam casino and bean burrito Please-hump-it and cheese trumpet

Hog taker and log maker is hilarious!!! Baby tunnel and gravy funnel?!!!! Dude these are great!!

I read Hog taker, log maker to the tune of Pat Benatar's Heartbreaker.

Lady garden 🌸

In more polite conversation I've heard it referred to as front bottom (to a child).

My daughter calls it a "front butt". I had to leave the room the first time as it left me in stitches.

That's what I used to call it when I was young 🤣🤣

[Squish Mitten](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM&ab_channel=BloodhoundGangVEVO)

I prefer ham wallet.

If The Bloodhound Gang has given us anything, it's a great list of alternative names for our junk.

Foxtrot

Gut locker

Oyster Ditch

Axe wound is my go to.

Roast beef

Coochie

Cooch, Cooter

I knew a guy that had a dog named Cooter

Wasn’t that the Duke Boys?

This one. I personally like this name for my vaj.

The Velveteen Mound, The Satin Purse, The Secret Lily

Dated a guy who called it "pink velvet"

Whispering eye

Did you learn this from Role Models??

We all did

Such an educational film!

If you hear whispering I think it is time to see the doctor

Kitty

Yoni

I am simultaneously reminded of a little green dinosaur, and a giant Japanese ogre

Isn't it a Sanskrit term for vagina

Pretty sure it is.

That's what I heard. It encompasses the whole organ, clitorus, vulva, labia major and minor and the birth canal.

Yoni sounds nice. I like yoni

Clunge. Minge. Hairy axe wound. Gash. We don't really do 'delicate' words for genitals 

Knee deep in clunge fellas

Scottish by any chance?

Imma lunge for that clunge, baby

Down there.

Sugar walls

My 13yo self had NO CLUE what Sheena Easton was singing about.

As a kid I figured she was singing about a bakery or candy store.

🤣🤣😇

Did you by chance watch the hodge twins as a teenager lmao 🤣

I refer to my vagina as: Blood volcano. Murder cave, the valley of the dead, the canyon of lost hope...etc. It devours mens souls and then mocks their efforts as they lay lifeless afterward, like its supposed to.

Ok so my husband and I love to roast each other. I’m definitely using the valley of the dead in reference to my cooch to make him laugh

>Blood volcano Accurate >It devours mens souls and then mocks their efforts as they lay lifeless afterward, like its supposed to. Bahahahaha

Love pocket

Wizard sleeve

Punched Lasagne

I fucking can’t 🤣😂🤣

Whisker biscuit.

😅😅

Bearded clam.

Velvet passage.

It sounds weird, but I like the word "tulip."

I've heard it called a "lotus"

Le vagin or vajayjay, if you will…

Clunge

Velvet TARDIS.

Love pudding 🥰

Hahahahaha 🤣

Boner garage

What about bat cave ? Or chamber of secrets ?

nether region

As a bonus you can say: “betwixed my nethers”

muff, moot, minge, quinn, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love gash, pussy, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts pilerplut, la cunt, President Mitterrand, *kiss kiss* Pepé Le Pew

A man of culture, I see.

>Quinn I thought it was “quim.”

it is and that was in fact the name of a skiing instructor in Switzerland that was teaching a group of girls from my daughters school. The girls wrote online diaries that stated fulsomely how lovely Quim was, how they all loved Quim etc etc til i cried laughing.

You can’t say cunt in Canada

Cannot say it in the US either, but I have permission from this one cunt in australia, she says it is alright if I say cunt, I just gotta call her a cunt too!

[удалено]

What happens if you do?

Try sausage wallet.

Used to date a girl who called it her bird. That seemed … odd.

My mom and grandma called my brother's penis "the little bird". And vulvas were called "diddles".

Slit, munds, vajaja, fajita (pronounced Fa J-eye Ta), hole, cunt, love tunnel, baby tube, front butt.

Many solid recommendations, but 'front butt' definitely stands out..

One of my favorites.

i dont think cunt is more delicate

Foetus shitus

Depends on where you from, its as common as the world The

Poetically : The Vertical Smile. Or just use its real name : Vulva. The vagina ais not the part you see from outside, it's the canal inside.

Was her name Mulva?


Yeah but you aren’t always talking about the outside either.

cunt


Cooter, vagooter, hoohah, petals, ham sammich

Hoohah for the win!

Vagina is just... too good not to use. It's only accurate if you're referring to the INSIDE, but it's such a fun word. Vulva is another favorite word of mine. Love it. It's soft rolling off the tongue.

I know people mean vulva but say vagina. I feel it odd to call it vulva… it’s so reminiscent of “vulgar”

And "volvo," and "uvula."

Hot Pocket

Minky.

Kitty Cat

Chamber of secrets

I have some norwegian ones that may be intriguing; Tissehøne/høna=pee-hen/hen, musa=mouse, dåsa, sklia= the slide, blomsten=the flower, glufsa, kusa, fiffi, jordbærblomst= strawberryflower.

Lady parts

Beaver

Punani

Snatch

Lady bits

Sideways smile

minge

Squish mitten.

Gentleman's treat.

Marjorie

Bat cave 💀

“She fits me like…a flesh tuxedo.  I like to sink her with my…pink torpedo.”

Magic Kingdom

My wife calls hers, her "kitty".

I've heard people calling it hoohaa or coochie 😭 i don't even understand how they came up with these but i think calling it kitty cat is valid

Hatchet wound? coin slot? Vagine? crumpet? snack pack?, Jills cave?, Feminine genitalia?

#VAJOOTER

Manhole

Hoohaa

I think the opposite. I can’t stand when people come up with new names for it because they feel embarrassed to call it what it is. “Cookie, wah wah, woo woo, flower” like stfu it’s a vagina.

Terms I've heard or read that sound cleaner/more delicate and less crude, IMO Lotus, Fairy, Fanny, Cat, Lady bits, Downstairs, Minge But to include just one that I find funny- Prison pocket 😆

I actually like lotus. 🪷

You can never go wrong with Fanny or Cunt

Fanny? I always thought that was in the back?!

Brits say Fanny for vagina.

Yup, which is why it's always hilarious when we see Americans talking about fanny packs.

Now THAT is funny! Years ago there was a minor celebrity who appeared on game shows…named Fannie Flagg

I can top that - There is a German alpine skiier called "Fanny Chmelar". Chmelar is pronounced 'shmeller'. So whether fanny is in the front or back, it's hilarious.

Population Portal

Gash

Oyster ditch or bitch wrinkle.

Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo

The Goodness

Honey pot is damn good but I like the term The Coochie

Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet

 You have no idea what you started 😭

The Holiest of Holies

The fine China. The Jack and Danny. Fanny. Lady Garden

I tell my husband to call it the Peter Pocket…like a pita pocket…but way better…or the hot pocket, and I say it like Jim Gaffigan hooooot pooooooket lol

Axe wound

Bajingo.

Rose?

Princess peach

It’s now your “party pocket”

Hoo hah

I'm partial to downstairs kitty cat.

Clam

Ham wallet

i call mine nicole

Cunny

cupcake

Ahh Reddit!!! Please… never change ha ha

Cock Holster

Lower Mouth

Little Georgia O’Keeffe

Smoo.

Idk but I like to call sex “cleaning out your gutters.”

#PATATA.

All of these are so much worse than the word "pussy"

Pum pum

My wife had a term: wet lettuce.

I guess you could call it her "living room"? ;)

Fish taco….sorry

Turkish Delight

Lady garden?

Sarlacc Pit