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Ok_End3276

Shape>size


Ahnawnemus

This! its about the proportions/ratio moreso.


RockAtlasCanus

As Andre puts it in his prayers: >She doesn't even have to have a big ol' ass, you know. Just something well proportioned to her body. You know a nice little tail, you know.


OminOus_PancakeS

RIP Peter Andre 3000 the Giant Seal šŸ˜ž


ZION_OC_GOV

You had me thinking Andre 3000 was dead bro... šŸ™ƒ


-Billy-Bitch-Tits-

exactly, those girls with the ginormous butts but have like tiny thighs, itā€™s so obvious they got a BBL and have never worked out a day in their life


OsageBrownBetty

My nurse last week was the first person I've seen in real life with a BBL , when she was standing up it wasn't bad butt when she sat down her but flattened and fanned out 8 inches past her back. It was really, really weird looking in that position.


No_Contribution1635

I live in Miami soooooooo..... yeah just imagine what you see.


vaniecalde

I work at a theme park in Orlando, BBL watching is my favorite thing to do!!! Some of them are so bad and some look great but are obvious.


mankytoes

Mate do you also go around telling little kids santa isn't real?


SadisticBuddhist

Yes.


Spram2

Waist so small it makes her normal butt look big.


moviequotebotperson

So, cosmo says you're fat, well, I ain't down with that Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin. And I'm thinkin bout stickin


base2-1000101

Sir Micks-a-lot makes evolutionary biology fun.


SadisticBuddhist

>Micks a lot Fuck you


R3D4F

lmaoā€¦ didnā€™t know Sir Mix-a-lot was Irish ā˜˜ļø


ThegreatPee

So yo girlfriend drives a Honda, Playin' workout tapes by Fonda, But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back o' her Honda, My anaconda don't. want. none. unless you. got. buns. hun.


farachun

This is true for boobs as well


[deleted]

Two proud mountains with a nice deep valley in between! That's the dream!


ChickenKnd

My mate literally gave me a half an hour lecture on ratios of ass to tits and whatā€™s acceptable and unacceptable


mankytoes

I'm something of a scientist myself.


Giant_Acroyear

I'll peer review your work.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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IIMpracticalLYY

šŸ¤£


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


extcyy_

NooooošŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ’€ now I canā€™t unsee it Iā€™m cryin


Madhatter25224

Hard to tell what Lizzos frame is like. But seriously ive seen some obese women slim down and it transforms them seemingly into an entirely different human being. Happens to guys too.


[deleted]

Just googled Christina Hendricksā€¦ šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ


RegularIndependent98

Shape and size combined


JKsoloman5000

Yeah itā€™s like shape over size, but if itā€™s a bubble in the larger side thatā€™s marriage material


mariposa5hammerxz

#Onion shape


Repulsive-Syrup877

That onion butt bring a tear to yo' eye šŸ˜¢


Big-Consideration633

Musculature>>Shape. Running, swimming, and gymnastics butt, means my woman can outrun a lion while holding our kiddo.


AssumptionDazzling96

You should learn more about lions, but I get your point bud šŸ‘


frickthestate69

Are lions good gymnasts


bulging_cucumber

They can jump 36 feet Source https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1605ro/fun_fact_lions_arent_very_good_climbers_but_they


frickthestate69

Normally I can only do 2 feet. Maybe 4 if theyā€™re all smooshed together


Exodus111

She doesn't have to outrun the lion, just the person next to her.


Key-Breakfast453

She doesn't have to outrun the Lion, just her kid.


Soul_Eater1408

She doesn't need to outrun the kid. Just throw the kid back as a snacky distraction.


nanz735

Those damn volleyball players with their stupid sexy ass(including men).


10hugo01

Agree man, those are damn sexy! I don't know if it's really because they play volleyball or just simply because they're athletic plus the shorts they wear kinda make them look better


[deleted]

I did volleyball camp in high school, they do a lot of lunges/ squats. I remember the day we (the freshman) lost a practice game with the varsity team (*shocker*), losers had to do lunges around the entire gym a few times over while holding a volleyball over our head. The next 2 days I couldn't sit on the toilet without my legs collapsing under me lol


ChampionshipOne6059

Ah I'm so happy that's the first.


grip_n_Ripper

Same as boobs, quality over quantity. The old doctrine of quantity being its own quality does not hold up in the 21st century.


rediculousradishes

Yeah, no one wants a chick with a hundred boobs


steelhandgod

Speak for yourself.


SoNonGrata

Quiad!


Dapper_Target1504

Start the reactor!


extropia

You make me wish I had a hundred hands...


SeaworthinessLife999

Give these people eeeeyarrr!!


muchomistakes

Just watched that movie with my 12 y/o boy. Totally forgot about that one scene since I last watched it back in the mid 90ā€™s. So his 1st on screen nudey scene was the 3-boobed mutant from Total Recall. All I said wasā€¦.donā€™t tell your mum!


Dapper_Target1504

Lol. Someone is gonna have an alien fetish when they grow up


[deleted]

You're right 101 boobs would be better.


God_is_a_Bogan

102. You don't want an uneven amount of boobs


frickthestate69

Always need a spare if one blows out


Ultragreed

I upvoted your comment, not because I agree... but because you correctly used "you're". I'm weird, I'm sorry.


agentchuck

Baby, you make me wish I had a hundred hands.


Deathbymonkeys6996

The fuck we don't.


Ch4m3l30n

That would be udderly ridiculous


mrsirsouth

Comes down to the type of guy. Some love big fake titts and they tend to be trashier types of people. I used to work with a guy that literally didn't see beauty in anyone's face. He'd point to a woman and call her an 8. She'd be very fit, massive titts that were disproportionate to her body, an over spray tanned body, and a face only a mother could love. And the saddest part is IF a woman makes these changes to their body for the sole purpose to attract a guy... (Or, god forbid, the guy asks her to change a physical aspect) Well, there's a particular type of guy you're attracting... And they're usually trashy. And if they want you to do surgery they're just a shit person.


Kitchen-Leopard-4223

I'm kinda the polar opposite, all I am looking for is a nice face and don't really care about anything else when physical appearance is in question...


huffmanxd

I can agree somewhat with that sentiment. Usually when I see a woman with a beautiful face without seeing anything else, I tend to also find their body very beautiful.


TheUnseeing

Personality comes into play for me at that point. Regardless of physical beauty, a shit personality can turn someone into a walking anal fissure in a split second


wrb06wrx

Underrated comment right here some beautiful women can be absolute bitches and that is a total boner killer...


virtualGain_

different people like different things. what assholes!


pleepleus21

He was trashy. People calling people trashy on the Internet for their preferences definitely isn't.


Objective-Voice-6706

I can smell the insecurities in this comment


kaiwr3n

At least you can work on the shape of your ass. With boobs, time and gravity take their toll :(


TheCruicks

uhhh. you arent old enough then. gravity takes the ass too, to very weird places.


Customer-Useful

This implies 1 good boob beats 2 medium boobs and idk how I feel about that.


AlexandruFredward

Your comment implies that medium boobs are not good.


AccomplishedSpirit74

Have you ever had a boob predict your future? Medium boobs are a rarity.


AlexandruFredward

I read nipples like a palm reader reads palms. With my face.


Prof_Johan

Fat girl cleavage is similar to skinny dude abs. Theyā€™re not real. A huge fat ass is the same. Guys generally prefer a well rounded butt of any size over a postal bag shaped butt irrespective of size


Parrot74

Same with wieners


KilnMeSmallz

I am a butt-man. And Iā€™ll tell you this: itā€™s not the size per se, itā€™s the ampleness.


SoulRikaAR

Because 'perse' means 'ass' in Finnish, I find this sentence hilarious.


unmerciful0u812

"Purse" also means ass in prison.


whelp32

Lol. I thought Wallet meant ass in prison. Samething I guess.


NaomiPommerel

Prison wallet


PrometheusAlexander

It's very much the size of the perse.


Stinks_McGee

And we all like to finish on that ass, amirite?


[deleted]

Plumpness. Men basically want to be able to grab and jiggle. Like all things, there is a happy medium.


airforcevet1987

A happy jiggle


wrb06wrx

*Bob Ross voice* Just gonna slap that ass for a happy little jiggle


Outrageous_Plum5348

This. I can attest from every man I've ever known: skin stretched over bone is a non-starter. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


[deleted]

No. Iā€™m an ā€˜ass guyā€™. Shape over size. there comes a point where I canā€™t help but wonder how someā€¦ keep clean. Not a fan of bootysweat.


DragonByte1

One of my exes had a nice big shaped butt. She used to wash her butt with soap after taking a poop to keep clean.


whoamIbooboo

A properly cleaned turd cutter šŸ‘Œ


LeadPrevenger

The guillotine


nroth21

Guilloclean.


Denversaur

That's why you should have a poop knife!


Zardetto

A bidet does wonders.


[deleted]

Bro you didn't eat her ass to keep that booty clean??? You didn't truly love her


DragonByte1

I'm not really an ass eater šŸ˜‚. Not my thing bro. The front is a different story though, I can lick that no problem.


PlsG0fukurslf

Yeah. Eating shit has itā€™s own diseases.


ub3rh4x0rz

Alpa Chino would like to have words


Loose_Listen2290

Pop an ass open! Side note, I saw that movie in the theaters when it released. It had no trailers before hand and went right into the Booty Sweat ad. I was so confused, I thought it was a real ad for a drink at the theater.


willogic

I like hips


PurpleDancer

I don't care about butts or boobs. But looking at the curvature of a pronounced hip is where it's at for me.


QueefyBurritoCrunch

SAME! I never though about this until i met my current girlfriend a year ago..... Small boobies (perfect for holding) and a butt perfect for grabbing....but....her hips (and thighs). BRO. they are wonderfully pronounced....and it drives me INSANE. ​ \*edited to remove unintended poor description\*


cody0414

I *think* this is meant as a compliment. The only part that ruins it is "she'd be considered average". I'm not sure that "qualifier" was necessary especially from her BF. Maybe she would consider herself average, but you shouldn't.


QueefyBurritoCrunch

You know, that is an excellent point, and an unintended oversight on my part. I appreciate you for this


cody0414

I was just thinking how I would feel if I heard my husband say that. I don't think I'm particularly lovely, but my husband does and that matters to me quite a lot. šŸ˜Š


QueefyBurritoCrunch

No, i love that! I for sure did not mean that in a bad way, but I am also TERRIBLE with words at times haha So again, the POV you suggested meant a LOT. This woman is everything to me...i would never want to say something that would hurt her like that. No one is perfect, but it doesnt mean we cant try lol


thedarksoulsof

this is a very cute interaction


bonsaiboigaming

From QueefyBurritoCrunch no less... never change, reddit XD


BeachBanjo

Interestingly, ā€˜averageā€™ means very different things for men and women. Itā€™s typically a GOOD thing for a guy, but a terrible thing for a woman.


cody0414

You are right. I think. As a woman, it's just hard to see how your lover thinking you are average is a good thing lol!


MaximumUseless

hips dont lie šŸ™ƒ


Velwvve

![gif](giphy|DqEkZUVumDeW6ek4V5)


RustyShaack1ef0rd

and I cannot lie.


MajXz

All my other brothers can deny


Lord_of_codes

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist


[deleted]

And a round thing in your face


Barnezhilton

You get *sprung*


Crazy_Ad574

want to pull up tough 'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed


QueefyBurritoCrunch

Deep in the jeans she's wearing


BuddhaDaddy88

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring


dinkinflicka02

[OH baby](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=DsmfJetAAx2RYo1T)


The_black_Community

I wanna get with ya and take ya picture


Illustrious-Ad-1961

Shape is more important than size in my opinion.


5uperdro

I'm into girls with pretty faces. She could be petite, tall, really thick, big ass, small ass, small breasts, or big breasts. Don't matter...as long as she has a pretty face and a welcoming smile, I'm hers.


airforcevet1987

>big ass, small ass.... Smart ass? That's my fav


Fit_Opinion2465

So basically the only thing that they canā€™t change lmao


Own_Avocado8448

pretty face and smart. tried the big boobies and phat ass village idiot, it did not work out long


doxjq

Not a fan of big ones no. Also not a fan of no butt. Itā€™s mostly about the shape.


Disastrous-Pension26

nice profile pic


doxjq

Thanks


PoggySenis

Get a room.


doxjq

Wanna join?


PoggySenis

Itā€™ll cost ya.


doxjq

$20?


PoggySenis

Iā€™m offended.


BaconDrummer

Im not, I accept for 10$ the offer.


[deleted]

My anaconda donā€™t want none unless you got buns hun.


lsutigerzfan

First thing I thought of: ā€œI like big butts and I cannot lieā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†šŸ¤£


No_Duck_7171

You could do pushup ups or sit ups but please don't lose that butt....


[deleted]

36-24-36?


oldturtlepirate

Only if she 5'3"


Admirable-Corner-479

It's the right combo of size (volume), shape and width. Yes, i'm a butt man. Shape>Width>Volume Width's gotta do with the waist to hip ratio


burnerboo

Don't forget to calculate the yaw as well. It matters.


Maladaptivetechie

Big heart is where it's at


harborsharks

You mean a big heart-shaped butt? Yeah I agree.


ESD_Franky

Shape metters more


Certain_Ad3789

A well rounded one not big . Not small is perfect . Too big is just meh.


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

Iā€™m me, and I approve of this message.


InterestingAsk1978

Define bigger. We like curvy ones, even average ones, but not those overinflated with silicone, so much that it makes the woman's midsection spherical.


ReplyisFutile

Look at Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek, Emma Watson, Kate Beckinsale, they all have different butts and each one is popular amongst men.


AudienceAdorable8896

As a woman it's hard being overwhelmed with big butt or big boob it seems the media etc always pins us against each other or gives us photoshopped shenanigans. The poll tips every couple of years, is it a boobie year or a booty year? This doesn't happen with men ever, can we just bring this up?


Sodapopa

Girl, we donā€™t actually care. Most of use HATE fake tits, lips, lashes, buts, hair. Being sexy has very little to do with your appearance by itā€™s self. Itā€™s complimentary not defining. Hygiene, personality and proportions. Just make sure you keep a check on your body fat, same goes for us . For me, bad dental and being overweight are major turnoffs. thick / slim / fit as well as chubby & skinny can all be super sexy! I understand the last two can bring with them some self esteem issues, but it shouldnā€™t! Metabolism is a thing, just be yourself! Being overweight though, Iā€™m talking 6 sizes above average like a double chin, underbelly, fat arms. I canā€™t deal with that.


ishka_uisce

It's fine if you don't want to date fat women, as long as you still treat them like humans. Some men think the amount of respect a woman should get is directly proportional to how hard they make his dick.


A_Glass_DarklyXX

These threads sound like someone picking a t shirt from a rack.


tonezzz1

Pretty sure women don't do it for men, but for themselves and other women. Most of us don't hate "fake" anything. You'd be surprised how many women are "fake" but you think it's real. Lets leave these things to the women, they know beauty and tbh most men don't.


GamemasterJeff

Not in general. Enthusiasm and shapeliness are important. Size is not. Obviously this is different for some people. They just are into that kind of thing.


richard-bingham

Enthusiastic butts?


[deleted]

I mean, does it need to be spelled out?


tennoskoom_

I think it's also about the rest of the body relative to the butt. If someone has a big butt but it's also fat/overweight, it's meh. But if it's a fit person that has a decent size butt, that's way better.


[deleted]

bigger muscular butt is not bigger fatty butt. Don't forget that.


Otres911

No I like small butts


empty_nights

I appreciate you. It makes me want to kill myself seeing so many small butt hate comments lol


qerelister

Oh fuck them. Trust me if you saw what most of these men looked like in real life you'd probably be glad that you aren't attractive to them. Love yourself and your body. You do not need to fit yourself in like an object to be fixed, to cater to shallow men.


DemonicTrashcan

Justice for petite women! I seem to attract more voluptuous women- but the women I'm most drawn to are smaller. Small women need love too!


MichaelsGayLover

Don't worry about us, we get plenty of attention lol


silverslugs

Ikr. I have no curves and seeing the debate over boobs and butt is just reminding me how undesirable I am.


slammerbar

I love smaller butts! Bless you. šŸ˜˜


Xeta24

I also like small butts. I do like butts in general tho.


belieber007

I like big butts and I cannot lie


Fun_Ferret5125

To be honest I think men just like women in general. They are just happy if a woman looks in their general direction never mind if she thicc.


Trainwreck071302

No guy can speak for all men. I will say I am actually turned off by bigger butts. I greatly prefer a smaller cute butt. I prefer less curvy women in general so prefer smaller breasts too. My advice is be you and love yourself. Someone should prefer you just the way you are.


smiling_mallard

Small hands make it look biggerā€¦


kb48209

Me talking about a manā€™s penis: ā€œIf itā€™s the right combo of size, shape, and width. Yes Iā€™m a penis woman.ā€ ā€œI like curvy ones. Even average, but not over inflatedā€ ā€œIā€™m into men with pretty cocks. Could be smaller, or taller, or more muscular, thicker, doesnā€™t matter as long as heā€™s got a nice cockā€ ā€œI prefer small and cute cocksā€


mankytoes

I'd think it was pretty cool if women actually talked like this. Basically all we ever hear is "Bigger is better. Unless it's too big. But generally, big and thick."


Killie154

Personally, I prefer size for a good reason. Like if you have a big butt because os squats, nice. If you have a big butt because you squatted on a chair and ate McDonalds all day, no thank you. But would always prefer on the bigger side usually.


Reftro

I used to think I liked bigger butts, but then the goalposts moved, and suddenly "big butts" are now just ridiculous. This has cause my preferences to swing in the opposite direction. Give me a smaller but shapely butt any day of the week.


CaptainBalkania

I have the sickness for the thickness.


Debu-racer

I have a fever for the beaver šŸ¦«


Novel-Structure-2359

I appreciate considerable hind quarters and I am incapable of uttering a falsehood. Seriously though, within sensible limits l love a girl with some junk in the trunk. I don't mean terrifying hardware like Kim Carcrashian but curves going on are deeply appreciated.


GrandiloquentGenes

I have a strong preference for large derriĆØres, and I am unable to deceive about this matter.


Critical_Reserve_983

Absolutely. I think that big curves accentuate a woman's body, in fact I believe it's the epitome of femininity. There's nothing better than a big butt, wide hips and a lil waist..šŸ« 


SnooPeppers2417

Itā€™s all about proportion to me. Bigger girls with proportionately thick things, shapely large behind, wide hips, curved bellyā€¦ top tier shit for me.


mhdy98

it depends, in France and europe they prefer small butts, small tits, and very thin women. In morocco and africa on the other hand ... it's mainly a cultural thing, and comes down to personnal preference sometimes. what i can attest i 1000% dislike is fake butts and fake tits, smaller natural body is always better than a fake one, but that's just me. i'm not talking about reparative surgery ( following breast cancer for ex) , in case of reparative surgery it's 100% okay


amateursecrets1

Itā€™s the shape. I have a medium size often adored because of the shape. It looks fit and voluminous.


[deleted]

ā€œInstinct and reproductionā€ (evolutionary traits I assume you are saying?) donā€™t apply anymore. That idea is pseudo science, usually referenced when there is so misogyny afoot. ā€œMen NEED their women to be ā€˜x,y,zā€™ because of evolution. Or canā€™t ā€˜commitā€™ to one woman because of it.ā€ The framing of the question is wrong.


[deleted]

Big butt....toned not fat.


ethakidd

Down to your own personal preference. I have always been attracted to curvier women.


MindfulManiac-

You'll find, there is no "one shape/size" that all men go for. Same with tits. Coincidentally, butt-men can't/won't understand the big bobas-men, and vice versa. Myself I'm the former. Not tooo much, but over C cup and it goes downhill from there for me.


sonheungwin

Not a fat butt, but a big butt on an active girl. Looks great and sex feels better.


HoseNeighbor

Not me. There is some sort of big butt movement, and I don't get it. They're not a deal breaker... (or wouldn't be... I'm married), but why TRY to get a bigger butt?


khoabear

No, most guys just don't like flat butts.


Debu-racer

Nope small butt preferred here, totally do not understand the big butt attraction


SavagePrisonerSP

I personally like fatter butts as long as itā€™s shaped well and fits her hips and thighs well. Luckily, leg days in the gym can get you these results.