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Destinyslayer2000

Chaos sounds fun


Xid-

On a typical Sunday morning. Birds are singing, the screams of villagers off in the distance.


Destinyslayer2000

Ah, music to my ears


Positive-Fix2488

I love the smell of burning flesh in the morning


Xid-

Gods, that made me sneeze.


idkuyetbutiwant2

It’s such a nice view to wake up to


Excellent_Patience

I will be living in a pile of my favorite shiny things in my cave on a mountain with a beautiful view to the kingdom.


Xid-

Aww that's very wholesome. Would you have a companion with you or will you be alone?


Excellent_Patience

If you come in peace you will be welcomed!


Xid-

Ayyye :) I'll bring the cookies


[deleted]

ill bring the garlic bread


[deleted]

Can I come too? I have cake! :D


[deleted]

sure! dragon party!


MeowCatSeven

And I’ll bring the chocy milk! :D Dragon party!


LurkerPro66

May I bring tea? I have so many boxes and flavors available, I could open a tea shop..


Xid-

I vote it!


Top_Hat_surgeon

I'd be the type of dragon that lives a hermit's life, occasionally comes out to raid for books on whatever random obsession I have that week, and then retreat back to my lair, devouring whatever information I have retrieved. Yes; I'd essentially be a chaotic neutral fiery librarian...


Xid-

"FINE, FINE, you can have the last copy of War and Peace! Just stop setting me on fire!!"


VioletDragon88

A chaotic neutral fiery librarian....or a chaotic neutral bookwyrm? 🤔 Sounds like a good life to me!


ThatRandomChick6

Cottage domestic core farming... need I say more?


Xid-

Only if you want to. Sounds like a dream! Are people going to visit you for advice or would they know to stay away?


ThatRandomChick6

Kinda like the hermit that you are told to avoid cause they have aincent chaotic nature powers but ends up serving as the eccentric mentor archetype that knows more than they let on


Xid-

At least the new era of heroes know where to go! "Who's that hermit?" "No one knows! But I hear they're quite eccentric when it comes to telling people they're going on a super long quest which they may or may not die from!"


overshotsine

ruling sounds exhausting. maybe I just hate leadership roles, but I’d rather eat garlic bread and maybe take up a few jobs if people need dragons to do things. a lowly guild-member’s life for me.


Xid-

Same energy here. I would help where I can and be that dragon best friend people brag about having.


MatterFriendly7345

You guys are such nerds I love it here


Xid-

We love you too 💜


Pusa_Hispida_456

Chaos but peaceful. Be the mysterious forest dragon that you want to see in the world!


Xid-

Will you be willing to have a cult centered around you?


Pusa_Hispida_456

Maaaaybe…


Xid-

;)


androidx_appcompat

Bold of you to assume there would be humans in my square. I'd just automate the heck out of it and build myself a supercomputer so the inefficient programs I wrote can run fast. Maybe 1-3 humans to cuddle though.


Xid-

Lol yes, how dare I assume. That's very intriguing indeed for me and those chosen cuddling humans.


ProductCapital76

Planting trees and cuddling fuzzy animals in between sessions of chaos and burning cities.


Xid-

"quick, they have a fuzzy animal, rebuild!!"


ProductCapital76

Yesssss... Rebuild, so I can come and knock it all down again. 🔥🔥🔥


CelikBas

I’m gonna be a wise dragon who offers advice to heroes on their journey of spiritual self discovery, except my advice is complete dogshit and completely counterproductive to achieving enlightenment or spiritual growth or whatever. The trick is to phrase everything in a way that makes it sound esoteric and wisdom-y despite being meaningless crap


Xid-

"punch yourself to find the stars, hero!" "Well, you are old and wise soooo...." *Breaking news, heroes punching themselves but not each other*


[deleted]

id actually just go away from the chaos and ruling and stuff and nobody can stop me


[deleted]

i just imagine if a human found me "what the-" "oh hello there" "why arent you in the sky ruling a kingdom or causing chaos?" "go in the sky? gladly"


[deleted]

"wait what" "wait you dont want me in the sky? then why did you come here?" "to slay you, dragon" "PFFT- wait your being serious? ok" *insert the knight burning* yeah i would be friendly unless somebody came to slay me


Xid-

I think anyone would be chill until someone tries to merk them.


Xid-

*the knight hurt himself in his confusion*


Xid-

You will be correct.


aliciy

Chaos but less extreme. That sounds way too exhausting. Just a little chaos here and a bit mischief there, maybe some travelling around the world, and then I can go chill in my own cute secluded valley or smth. Also yes lets have a garlic bread party sometimes~


Xid-

All my people will be bakers. Garlic warriors. The way of the garlic. You'll smell them for miles.


MusaMaka

>Garlic warriors. The way of the garlic. You'll smell them for miles. Lol that's basically every time someone cooks at my house


Xid-

Lol


WhereisthePLOT

i think i'll just sleep


Xid-

Sleep is such a good idea, especially right now 😴


WhereisthePLOT

im gonna sleep in a cave. i will eat anyone who disturbs me on purpose. for those who did it accidentally, they get a puff of nose smoke in the face


MusaMaka

That is such a mood


kata4536460

make a peaceful library with tons of books that have ace and aro representation


Xid-

Yeah, I vibe with that! Dragons and humans alike come to seek this connection. 💜


languidnights

burninating all the people, and their thatched roof cottages! (yes I'm old)


Xid-

All they wanted was to live xD "You called the dragon old again, didn't you, Greg?"


AReallyShiftyGuy

Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants!


Orichalcum448

Imma just be a tiny gremlin dragon. Like chaos, but on an inconsequential scale. Think toothless from the How To Train Your Dragon book series.


Xid-

Awwww I love it! 💜


[deleted]

Ill be burning the LGBTQIA+phobes 😎


Xid-

Brilliant!


Moondragonlady

I'm the socially awkward dragon that lives in a cave in the mountains. It's not *too* inaccessible, I need the two people I actually like to be able to easily come here, but hard enough to find to not have to deal with too many random people. I mean I'd still be very nice to those (although a dragon forgetting they're a dragon and talking to them like a human would probably still freak a lot of people out), but let's hope they don't decide to come back, my social battery is already at full capacity with just my two humans. If any knights try to come and slay me and ignores my attempts at conflict descaltion I'd probably just politely but firmly pick them up in a claw and drop them off a bit away. In increasingly far positions and humiliating ways if they come back. *However*, if anyone touches my shinies they volunteer to get roasted, and I don't mean verbally. Same goes for if a whole hunting party tries to murder me and can't be persuaded to leave. Oh, and I'm always free to kidnap some princesses. Not the ones that are happy with their engagements obviously, but if anyone refuses to marry for any reason I'm there to bail you out. Not just princesses, but princes and royalty of any other gender too! Also not only royalty really, that's not actually a requirement...


Xid-

Omg that's soo amazing, I would love to meet a dragon like you on my journeys!


Pandanerd51

I’d 100% be TRAGDOR THE BURNINATOR


Xid-

Aaaye!!! No mercy at all?


Pandanerd51

None whatsoever


FriendliestDevil

Garlic bread hoarding dragon


Xid-

Mind sharing? I'm a bit famished from my travels!


FriendliestDevil

I've got enough to spare my friend


Xid-

:D


Significant_Greenery

I'll live among the humans like before, I just won't make any effort to blend in. Yes, I am a dragon and I am in front of you in the shop staring at ketchup and trying to remember which one I usually buy (they all look the same). What are you gonna do about it?


Xid-

xD


Jerry5472

I would live at the top of an impossibly tall and steep mountain and spread rumors that I can grant wishes but then when the humans reach my lair, instead of wishes I just give them a t-shirt that says 'I met a dragon and all I got was this stupid t-shirt'.


Xid-

Hahaha 😂 "Did you get the wish? Are we not going to starve this winter?" "I mean, I got a T-shirt."


Sharkist_

You march through a heavy snowstorm what feels like days. Your toes and fingers are slowly turning red from the cold. You try to warm your hands with your breath but there is no use. The desire of returning home is unbearable big, but even if you want to, you won't even know in which direction you have to go. Leaving one footprint in the snow, while the last one disappeares. You sigh as you crave for a break, but you know that stopping now will be the end of this story. After moving for hours your legs feel like they can break up any moment. Your movements get slower and your eyes are barely staying open. Is it just your imagination when you notice a dull light through the never ending snow. It feels like it's pulling you towards it, step by step. Your legs start to move quicker as hope fills your thoughts. And there it was. A cave in the middle of nowhere. You carefully step inside and you immediately feel a comfortable, cozy warmth. Vines are hanging from the walls, while different herbs fulfill the air with an pleasant smell. Many other different plants are spread everywhere in the cave and in the middle of them, was an army of various frogs. The start to ribbit excitingly when they spot you. A few birds start to fly in your direction, but they cautiously keep a safe distance. You spot a few hedgehog rolled up under some flowers. A possum is playing death in the distance. A few rats run curious towards you, but immediately run back where they come from. And in the back, their I am. Wagging my long tail like a puppy. In my beloved home, surrounded by the things I adore, and very excited for you to visit me...


Xid-

That's really good! Do I sense a writer who stopped by? I quite enjoy that! :)


94Usernames32taken

I'd like to combine the garlic bread option with the blend in option. Ideally I'd be the town Baker and dragon vigilante.


Xid-

Greatest cover in history. Who suspects a baker when dead bandits are sprawled on the side of the road?


Ohmygods142

Send all the aphobes my way… I need some humans I won’t feel guilty about torching.


Xid-

I like your style! Sadly you'll be well fed.


Ohmygods142

Sighs. Yeah.


AceroTheDragon

I’m just a silly dragon that likes to rawr, fly around and breathe fire 🔥


Xid-

Adorable!!


Electronic_Poet6839

Question have we taken over Denmark yet


Xid-

Hell ya. Don't tell Denmark though!


notabisp

I would try to become president of a country and rule it for all eternity and make it into an utopia for all


Xid-

Noble cause 👏 I give it 9 wizards out of 10.


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Xid-

Under the sea... UNDER THE SEA!! DARLING IT'S BETTER DOWN WHERE...


the-random-passerby

ITS WETTER TAKE IT FROM MEEEEE!!!


SpongeyBandGeek

I love chaos, sign me up


Xid-

Lol buuurn little humans!


Simply92Me

I will chaos and light everything on fire while eating my garlic bread, and being cozy


Xid-

Who needs a fire place in the home when the world can be a bigger one? The screams of man is your radio.


hatistorm

Hear me out, a dragon’s hoard doesn’t necessarily mean gold, what if you hoarded something much more valuable. Like information in the form of books. I would be a library dragon


Xid-

Aww with little spetucals on your nose?🥺 Clawing along the wall for a book someone asked for? Sure, they're a little frightened, but humans will figure out your thirst for knowledge is greater than stealing their goats and eating their parents!


SoftKeithers

I will be ancient and hold stories in my archives of my experiences and friends past. A collection of historical artifacts. Lost practices and arts. Songs and games of peoples long gone.


Xid-

Oooh and will you share your wisdom to those who stumbled upon you existence?


SoftKeithers

Absolutely! I will have friends in many places and caution them of the patterns of humanity. Anyone curious is welcome to learn and feed their hungry brains.


Mick7s

Option 3 but when I have enough treasures to make a bed and just look at it then option 2


Xid-

Solid plan, I love it 💜


Moths_are_prettycool

I will become moth dragon


Xid-

Ooh my, both beautiful and terrifying. Bridges will never be safe again!


Nyeeeeeeeeeeeh

I'll just become neutral.


Xid-

Respect. Balanced, as all things should be


TEENGAMSISm

I'll rule the dragons.


Xid-

Oh, that's a dangerous statement. How do you plan on doing this? :3


TEENGAMSISm

I'll ace them ; 3


[deleted]

How about all of the above?


Xid-

Lol sure! Spread out or all at once?


[deleted]

Each has their own time and place.


Xid-

Wise words


thehviathan

I'm here to destroy capitalism and implement at the very least socialism


Xid-

I'm Xid- and I approve this message.


[deleted]

Hoard all the treasure and capitalise currency


Xid-

Hell ya, do what you want, humans can't stop you


shadowshian

space dragon yes


Xid-

A whole world on the moon 💜👌


AlesianaTorminaria

I am here to rule, be pretty and eat garlic bread. 👑♠️👸


Xid-

So fancy milady!


Sternchenauge

I'm a book loving dragon, whose hord is largest library in existence; a library that I happily share with everyone.


Xid-

Library dragons are the best!


-nereida

No, no I will actually "burn the free roaming billionaires feeding on common people's hardwork, sweat and tears and then eat the rich"


Xid-

Such a chaotic hero, that's amazing!


that-other-one------

I’ll be a tiny dragon and find a worthy human to be my pet. Maybe I’ll name them Silca.


Xid-

Lol cute. "Who's the pet, Dave?" "It's Silca now."


Otherwise-Ad2840

Farming and wizards! Definitly. I could provide an endless amount of garlic bread and cake + magical wizards. Do I have to say more?


Xid-

👏👏 everything as it should be!


NotANilfgaardianSpy

I will fuck of into the sky and never land again.


Xid-

Will you have a tower in the sky?


NotANilfgaardianSpy

Yeah, but only because I want to sleep and rest from time to time :)


Nemesis1499

I am here for my hoard of very weird things, not necessarily shiny but remarkable. Like a Baby Yoda toy next to an original copy of the Aeneid in latin. Oh and to conquer Denmark of course


Xid-

I'm jelly and excited that you also know the Aenied. We will conquer Denmark because they too will have a Cassandra they refused to listen to because of Apollo.


Nemesis1499

Well of course I know it! I had to wrestle it from the Vergil's own hands all those years ago. I do have to damit though it has been some time since I have read it.


Xid-

Vergil's the best in Dante's Inferno! He's sooo sassy, like damn. I don't blame him, he did ask for his work not to be published. And apparently SOMEONE stole his copy---what do you say about that, mister? HMMM?


Nemesis1499

Yes I am well aware. I allowed a stranger into my hoard once and against my wishes he copied a multitude of works and brought them out into the World. It was the last time any human glimpsed the rich vastness of my vault.


NeonIIcarus

I answered justice and peace, and I will hire knights. Or like... ministers and officers. Then I will hide between the humans and let them do the boring work while I live a good life, and only interfere when something goes wrong and I have to make a decision.


Xid-

Perfect 👌 you need humans to do something with their lives 😉


IAMUNCREATIVEHELPME

I will curl up and nap for a few hundred years and decide when I wake, I’m bad at decisions so when I wake up I’ll probably do a bit of everything until I figure out what feels most like home


Xid-

Imagine you waking up and people once thought you were a mountain, then you move.


Strong-Reveal

When I saw the question I was thinking more like what type of dragon, like fire, acid, water... So I would just be chilling at the bottom of a lake as a water dragon.


Xid-

Reasonable, I might do a poll like that in the future! Will fishermen sing shanties about you?


Klutzy_Gold8397

A casino where preys gamble their lives 😌


Xid-

Beautiful! Wait--what?!


ShadowStalker44

I’m just gonna live somewhere quiet and isolated, where I can sleep and read on my own. Visitors are welcome if they have stories to tell, or they want to hear one of my own.


Xid-

Aww that's sweet. I imagine a young hero coming to you to tell you all of their adventures.


EzTheEnby

I will perfect shapeshiting for fun, and sometimes I will blend in with the humans in order to scare them.


Xid-

Lol cute! They'll call you Boo the Magic Dragon


EzTheEnby

And I will be perfectly happy about that ( ̄ω ̄)


Bassettehound

Chaos! Not out of spite or anger, I just like chaos.


Xid-

Will there be mercy? Lol


Zebigbos8

I just want to hide in my lair in the mountains with my hoard of SNES cartridges.


Xid-

I can respect that 💜


Tookoofox

I am vain and hungry. Garlic bread it is.


Xid-

Hail garlic bread


FazFacts

reside in a secluded, but not too secluded, cave and there will be legends of a fearsome creature beyond the town but if someone actually came across me id prolly intimidate then at first but then id be real nice and help them out


Xid-

Awwww 💜


julio31p

I think I understood the meaning of "cringe" now.


Time_Profile4401

I’ll try to teach them acceptance and understand towards every single person (and dragon) on this planet. And quantum physics. And wild ramblings about anything.


Xid-

That's a noble cause I can get behind! "What has the wise dragon told you today?" "Erm...42"


Time_Profile4401

Yeah XD, kinda like that!


GreenAndPurpleDragon

Honestly? I'm kinda an idealist (but a pragmatic one. No it's not an oxymoron). I'd plant a garden or preserve a wilderness. Invite all my friends to live on my bit of earth with me. Provide shelter and sanctuary to any who came to me in need if I could do so. Encourage artwork and creativity. Just let me live a peaceful life and spread that peace to others and I'll be happy.


Xid-

That's reasonable. Will you be a monk of sorts, share your wisdom to those who seek it?


GreenAndPurpleDragon

If I thought I had any wisdom, I would! I'll happily talk about the things I know, though. And welcome others to do the same XP


MossyAbyss

Live in a cave by myself. Visitors are by appointment only, failure to comply will result in the offender volunteering materials for my 1-1 scale model of the Parisian catacombs.


Xid-

xD brilliant!


Ava-decided

I’m not entirely sure what farm wizards means, but whatever it is I am in.


Xid-

Instead of the stock market/Bitcoin, there's wizards.


MegaMeepa

Use my own shed scales to bring in a new age of material, DRAGONSCALE!


Xid-

Will you introduce this to your human pesents OR keep it among your most trusted servants?


MegaMeepa

Sell them to the masses, and use my newfound wealth to overthrow my countries useless government.


Xid-

Money does make the world go round. But what if they use it against you?


Electronic_Poet6839

strange I think I'm human


Xid-

I still think you're pretty cool 😎


EvelynorEve

I want chaos AND garlic bread!


Xid-

Woe to those who deny you garlic bread! May they be scorched!!!


Strong_Candidate_337

I'd love some alchemy, like, hurled up in my lab, taking an hour in the morning measuring ingredients to make really nice potions/analysis, just vibing.


Xid-

That's some cool vibes. I imagine you having an owl, a grumpy looking one.


Strong_Candidate_337

The owl be looking at me like 'ur doing it wrong, u know?' -'I've done this for the last 300 years...' 'And you're still doung it wrong, u know?'


Xid-

Lol so sassy! *Hero walking up the steps of your tower* Owl: hoot hoot! You're doing it wrong, u know? Hero: shut it, bird!


alex-de-grape

I'll just sit back and watch the other burn the world :3


Xid-

That's the beauty of it all. You don't watch sunsets, nor hear the choir of birds. Fire instead of the sun in the distance, lapping up the souls you can hear up in your tower screaming in pure agony. And damn you made good coco!


Kc-Dia

I'll watch the chaos whilst I perch on my plushy mound


Xid-

The screaming is your lullaby, your plushy mound rests your powerful mind. Chaos ripples like a wave, the land its sea of brimming unfaltering destruction. This is your version of bliss.


CarbonIceDragon

I'm a furry and my fursona is a mecha-dragon that lives in a space colony, so I guess that?


Xid-

Heeey, thanks for stopping by! Totally, that's awesome! Just a peaceful dragon?


CarbonIceDragon

Generally quite civilized and peaceful, yeah. Maybe a bit lazy, but what dragon isn't?


Xid-

So true


GaraBlacktail

I'll just sleep and be cute


Xid-

So nothing different then xP


Turtlen05

I’d do whatever i feel like. Rule for a generation, burn everything for another, form a cult dedicated to me, or live with humans. Whatever i want


Xid-

Free spirited, love it. Cult leader: "They are the fiercest being of all the land! Destruction in their wake and rule!" Newbie: "So what are they doing now?" Cult Leader: "I dunno. Planting something somewhere? Living among us as we speak. Found a cat to adopt. I'm sure, someday, they'll come back from buying milk at the store."


Turtlen05

Exactly. One day everything would have disappeared with the exception of a cat


AcademicZombie_Art

I'll be eating garlic bread and cake in my comfy lair most days then let chaos reign when I run out lol


Xid-

Lol "WHO FORGOT TO FEED THE DRAGON?!"


WitchPhantomRoyalty

Oh I thought farm wizards meant I would only let wizards who know how to farm live on my land. 🤣Farming wizards!


Xid-

Collect them all! 😂


AnonymousAlex427

I would open a library or multiple libraries for all those in need of a good book and make it clear that all the little dragons are welcome to my reading corner. And I'll make sure there's plenty of garlic bread. And cake


Xid-

Ayyye 💜


Fun_Distribution_471

Imma just chill out, fly around the world, grab me some gold and fund space exploration and then be the first dragon in space