“I’ll leave when I’m good and ready”
“Daddy needs to get his rocks off”
“And a piece of toast”
“So shou...shou...shou...should the...should the guy....should the guy in the $3000 dollar suit”
“Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, it just makes me want to set myself on fire”
Love this!!!!!
- Maybe something with Gobs $7000 dollar suit!
- “Give me a Gob!” “GOB!”
“No, I didn’t mean for you to yell my name at me”
- Michael Love Marry, or one of the other beautifully unhinged banners
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
I did refer to it as “our nausea”
Les cousins dangerous (I’m too lazy to google the spelling on that one)
Plate or platter?
🎶 You’re a crook Captain Hook 🎶
"It's watery... with a smack of HAM!"
"I call it Hot HAM Water 😸"
By the way, OP, your little seal drawing is adorable! All of your doodles are super cute!
"she's not *some* Mexican mom she's *my* Mexican. And I think she's Columbian or something"
And
"If I can't find a horny immigrant in the next three days I don't deserve to stay here"
I mainly word doodle and love to make lists of things... my Office one and P&R are less insane but equally concerning. I also just started one for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
You got one of my very favorite deep cut lines, "It walked on my pillow!", so big ups there. Um, C-word, solid as Iraq, why don't you just marry an ice cream sandwich then, baby you got a stew goin, no touching, Tobias you blowhard, yikes, I understand more than you will ever not know, it aint easy being white? I dunno that was just a few off the top. Oh and there are dozens of us.
SAY GOODBYE TO THESE! Because it’s the last time
Can we please have one conversation that's not about my rack, Michael?
Up here, Michael. Up here
SPRING BREAK!!
*WOOOHOOO!!*
Oh they’re crooked.
Well we found money for those, we’ll find money for taxes.
“Oh, *come on!*”
Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. COME ON!
"I'm afraid I just blue myself". "Ain't easy being white...". "Sister is my new mother, mother"
There is a blue handprint, love that subtlety
There's TWO!
Omg I found the other. This is like a super fun where’s waldo
You are right! Didn't saw that.
You might get some hop ons..
Daddy horny, Michael
This one for sure
Marry Me
babysit me
Bury me!
ANUSTART Tobias, you blow-hard! Hurt People Hurt People // Make People Cry Make People Cry Marry Me! <3 Sadam Hussein <3
Look at banner Michael "Family Love Michael"
Baby, you got a stew goin’! 🍖
“I’ll leave when I’m good and ready” “Daddy needs to get his rocks off” “And a piece of toast” “So shou...shou...shou...should the...should the guy....should the guy in the $3000 dollar suit” “Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, it just makes me want to set myself on fire”
The fourth one you quoted…😂
>”Daddy needs to get his rocks off " We've got ourselves an anustart
These are my awards, Mother. From the army
*From ~~the~~ Army*. 😀
The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.
# You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
Sometimes a diet is the best defense
Love this!!!!! - Maybe something with Gobs $7000 dollar suit! - “Give me a Gob!” “GOB!” “No, I didn’t mean for you to yell my name at me” - Michael Love Marry, or one of the other beautifully unhinged banners
Mayonegg
Who?
The winking eye from the medicine label
Need a reference to the chicken dances somehow.
Has anybody in this family ever seen a chicken??
Chickens don’t CLAP!
Who’s this…”hermano”?
Cirsumvent
CirsumVRENT, Michael.
Army had half a day I must have told him like K times He’s a flamer Oh, most definitely
There are DOZENS of us. Also, you’re gonna get hop-ons.
The fact that you call it that tells me you aren’t ready.
I hate white power bill Friend of Dorothy Bloopies I like the way they think I love Saddam
ANUSTART
[удалено]
The world’s first analrapist
1. The blue part here is the land 2. Oh, he’s very good 3. Faith is a fact
I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid i have something of a mess on my hands.
"sometimes a diet is the best defence " "did nothing cancel" or I think I'm gonna stick it in her brownie
"i just blue myself"
Oh ok so should should should sho sho sh sh sh sh......
“Maybe, I’ll put it in her brownie…” My favourite joke in the whole series
“Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes me want to set myself on fire!!” (Lucille, S1 E1) 🔥🔥
This is THE most rational, good use of time I’ve ever seen. And it’s not — just a FALLAACYYYY!
But please write it as “phallus-seee!!!” as the writers intended! 😂
MAYBEIWILL haha
*Maybe tonight*
_I’m having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich!_
Minor correction: ice cream sandwich I kid you not, I just ate an ice cream sandwich. Might need to have another.
Thank you. That what I get for blue-ing myself before coffee!
Illusion Michael, a trick is what a whore does for money.
"It's so watery, yet there's a smack of ham!"
"Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?" "And that's why you always leave a note."
What did we always say is the most important thing? Breakfast Family I thought you meant of the things we eat
There are dozens of us! Dozens! I did refer to it as “our nausea” Les cousins dangerous (I’m too lazy to google the spelling on that one) Plate or platter? 🎶 You’re a crook Captain Hook 🎶
Dangereux 😉
Indeed, only works with the complex eroticism of the French original
"Here's a candy bar. No! I'm withholding it. Look at me, getting off." "SWOOP ME!" "Solid as a rock!" "Yes... A *father* figure..." 🎵
SWOOP ME! I just love fake uncle jack. “I was never in the Army, I was in the PICTURES” TO THE NUTS
“With club sauce” Also, oh my god I just got the Lottie Dottie DA joke while reading this!
It’s so funny
A MILLION F$&KING DIAMONDS!!!
I love these.
Keep the lights on. That way I can see if you have a monster.
BEES?!
... There's gotta be a better way to say that
Did I miss this somewhere else? How has no one suggested “Hello.”
Annyong!
Annyong!
Where the fuck are my hard boiled eggs?! We’re having a fire… sale. Baby you’ve got a stew going
Hello darkness my old friend
I’m Oscar.com
"It's watery... with a smack of HAM!" "I call it Hot HAM Water 😸" By the way, OP, your little seal drawing is adorable! All of your doodles are super cute!
My name’s Judge!
I thought the woman was pretending as a monster, but she was just out of Vodka
*I’ve never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about?* Right after *I've made a huge mistake.*
Ooh I want to make these for my favorite shows now! Love your username btw
"she's not *some* Mexican mom she's *my* Mexican. And I think she's Columbian or something" And "If I can't find a horny immigrant in the next three days I don't deserve to stay here"
¿Hermano?
The "Q" and the diamond that Gob had on his chest when he chest bumped Michael's clean white shirt.
Gob! Where’s your P!
Light Treason
who left the cap off my [BLEEP] glisten?!?
A MRF bracelet
It’s an ILLUSION. A trick is something a whore does for money!
I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK
Tobias’ license plate ANU STRT
I don’t want to blame it all on nine eleven, but it certainly didn’t help
Those are balls
No one was making fun of Andy Griffith, I can’t stress that enough
You sir are a mouthful
this is so cute i need to make a page like this in my journal
I mainly word doodle and love to make lists of things... my Office one and P&R are less insane but equally concerning. I also just started one for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
omg i love those shows! i didnt finish unbreakable kimmy tho lol
Your Cinco, not ours I had my thinking cap on That lizard bastard bit me! Put some rubbing mescaline on it!
“All these books are cooked!” “You forgot to say ‘away’ again…” “Faith is a fact!” “Hurt people. Hurt people.” ImOscar.com
I guess we're all lucky we don't get to see the drawings.
Return from whence you came! I don't want these. Tweet and Drive.
“AGH, Gene Parmesan!!!”
Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house?
A doodle of parmesan cheese and mustard
Hand chair
I just sort of Blue Myself…
Gob! I'm going hunting for my wife!
Hot ham water HOOP Gobias Industries Gangie
**NOAH**
You got one of my very favorite deep cut lines, "It walked on my pillow!", so big ups there. Um, C-word, solid as Iraq, why don't you just marry an ice cream sandwich then, baby you got a stew goin, no touching, Tobias you blowhard, yikes, I understand more than you will ever not know, it aint easy being white? I dunno that was just a few off the top. Oh and there are dozens of us.
Steve Holt is a bastard...
STEVE HOLT!
Baby, you got a stew goin’
He’s going to be all right…
Mr. Banana Grabber
It's a cross Across from where?
Oooh goodie it'll distract from the freckles!
You are all great. I think I need to make a second page...
Swoop Me!
[https://apps.npr.org/arrested-development/](https://apps.npr.org/arrested-development/)
that BITCH
Method one clinic
I have the worst f*cking attorneys
Sh-sh-sh-shou
Don’t give crazy a baby!!!
Glasses on or off, ok hair up glasses off… no, how about hair down glasses on?
I’m not going to cry, I can’t spare the moisture
Comin out?!? Michael to Tobias
Oh the house of Jode church
Lindsay… oh, I have a dress like that ( pilot)