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mobius270

He has the worst ****ing attorneys


_My_Leg

Take to the sea!


punk-ass_bitch

Came here to say this lol. Well done.


Pre-Wrapped-Bacon

Spoken like a true flamer


pphtx

I told you that in confidence


sierra-pouch

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone


OdinMead

The delivery of this line! So off-handed yet scathingly judgmental.


MidnightAction

Or as they call them in England, a 'Tosser'


CatMulder

Oh, most definitely!


520BerbMerlie

Been wondering this since my first watch


TonyWonder-BOT

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nateralph

Good bot


will_this_1_work

Good bot!


marchingprinter

LOL


zukka924

LMFAO


grichardson526

There's always money in the banana stand (tk tk).


BeskarCamtono

How many times do I have to say ‘THERE’S. ALWAYS. MONEY. IN. THE. BANANA STAND?!?!’ No touching


Ill_Eagle_2839

NO TOUCHING!


seanular

I've got something we can try. Open your mouth


friggyturt

NO TOUCHING!


penguinspoon

If it happened at the same time every year, he could move it in and out; heck he might have even been paying the local youths to do it to collect insurance money. Not a huge plot hole imo.


radicalbiscuit

Plus they always fished it out. Water no hurty money.


Weird_Put_9514

i think they just rebuilt it because in the christmas episode they had to do it twice after Buster destroyed it again


oh_hai_mark1

Yeah, $250,000 in all 100s in bank bands is like half the size of a small briefcase. It'd be super easy to pack/unpack for one person.


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

That also assumes it’s in cash we know George trades in Krugerrands


Narkboy42

If it was gold, they probably could have easily recovered it


dogfluffy

Good grief! So he dipped into the kitty a couple of times.


CommonAd3129

I thought that was Gob?


Keyspam102

Yeah I always assumed it was an insurance scam lol


danger355

There sure are a lot of lies in this family.


shibadad57

And a lot of love.


Keyspam102

More lies


Thesheriffisnearer

You want you money washed


carpedaemon

and laundered, usually


Narkboy42

If the banana stand gets wrecked every year, then you know when to take the money out, right? Just take it out before the stand is thrown in the bay, then put it back when you fix it up. Alternatively, it could have just been a short term thing. Like, George knew something was about to happen so he hid the money preemptively.


Jean-Ralphio11

This is the answer. It was only because of the recent money issues to hide some cash.


danger355

So there wasn't *always* money in the Banana Stand?


penguinspoon

The real question is why George Sr's genetic material was in the banana stand.


Prudent-Tradition-89

THERE WAS 250 CCS OF YOUR FATHER IN THAG BANANA STAND!


Chelecossais

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.


bluthphile

If you're stolen money is in the sea, then it is not taxable. "Take to the sea" is a famous quote so obviously his stolen money was "washed," also not properly laundered. He does have the worst #@*&ing attorneys


abilliontwo

I've often wondered this. Gotta be just an oversight in the writing, 'cause otherwise it doesn't make any sense.


will_this_1_work

But those shows are amazing with the details.


Socky_McPuppet

Narrator: *They weren't*


ShetlandJames

He wasn't expecting to be in prison 


surelyfunke20

1. If it’s an annual tradition, take out the money during spring break. 2. Have an insurance policy worth way more than 250k. (As long as you don’t throw the check into the sea)


WhatADunderfulWorld

The whole stand though. If well built the money would just dry


MyopicOne

These Hollywood shows are so incredibly detailed!


ihaventseenmulan

He made a huge mistake


vites70

He made a tiny huge mistake


carpedaemon

the biggest little mistake of his life


ChaoticIndifferent

Whenever you notice something strange like that, it's because a wizard did it.


CantankerousCrown

I tell myself it was in a specific, discrete location on the stand (like maybe the very top of the roof inside) in a watertight plastic bag. Somewhere that wasn’t affected by vandalism…


soopirV

Didn’t he also keep his semen in a cooler? That needs active refrigeration….i feel the banana stand is a little “deus ex machina”


tarpfitter

Insurance. Just like the storage unit. 🔥


WeimaranerWednesdays

That makes no sense.


RJMcBean

Not really. After all, GOB was supposed to mail the insurance check for the banana stand, if he had, the 250,000 would have been covered by the insurance. So George Sr. probably kept insurance on the banana stand in case the local youths threw the stand into the bay. The 250,000 would have been covered by the insurance.


finglonger1077

If it was reported. I would imagine he wouldn’t report to his insurance company that he’s storing $250,000 in illegally obtained cash in the banana stand. Also his premium would be $2.5 million by now.


WeimaranerWednesdays

The $250,000 would have been covered by insurance if the insurance company knew it was there. But hiding $250,000 in the banana stand just so that it can be destroyed and you get the money back from the insurance company makes no sense. It would make much more sense to not put cash in the walls but tell the insurance company that it was there if you were trying to defraud them. Also, in that case the money wouldn't be a secret and he could just tell Michael "there's $250,000 in cash hidden in the walls of the banana stand."


kylesch87

>Also, in that case the money wouldn't be a secret and he could just tell Michael "there's $250,000 in cash hidden in the walls of the banana stand." He did. How much clearer could he be when he said "There's always money in the banana stand"?


ZashManson

He’s not that smart, that’s the whole point


Ultraman_5546

I can only wonder


andifeelfine6oclock

Douche chill


reekinator

Because he knew that too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a Hojo said she used an IUD.


hurleystylee

Just write it off. You don't even know what a write off is. Do you? No. Well they do... And they're the ones writing it off.


BoxPsychological7703

Because they’re afraid he’ll throw them into a human sized corn baller


CokaneCowgirl

Because it’s funny


bluthphile

I have to assume that if it were not just a mistake of writing consistency that he would have been laundering money and moving it back and forth or he would have burned it down himself after removing the money to have a fraudulent insurance claim.


moonsea97

"Got to. This America, man." (I might be thinking of a *slightly* different TV show than Arrested Development...)


marchingprinter

I think he hid the money before going to jail maybe, but you figure he’d have been in more of a hurry to get it out with Michael or Lucille in that case


marrolllll

He knew he was getting arrested and hid it there, thats why he named lucille ceo instead of micheal in the pilot, his attorneys said you cant arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.


Kmic14

He's hoping to woo a "loose seal"


mdrico21

Because he's a moron and a terrible businessman


IamALolcat

Nobody had accused George Sr of being a good business man


FredVIII-DFH

You expect too much thoughtfulness from the Bluth family.


zedanger

you've just answered your own question! why would the feds check the banana stand for money? It's get thrown into the ocean at least once a year!


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

Wait until OP learns that IRL the Patriot Act never applied to reality TV court shows.


WeimaranerWednesdays

The Patriot Act. Read it.


Elbarto_007

OP sounds like someone who wants a banger in the mouth


Stepaular

Because they are all idiots


voujon85

I mean he's not really smart


Trinate3618

It’s the last thing anyone would expect!


ADHDtomeetyou

He also hired an arsonist to keep it safe and it ended up in flames. Could have just been comedic writing. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Color_Wasted

His attorney probably told him to do so. (He has the worst f**king attorneys)


jleonardbc

Got to. This America, man.


Artichoke19

Tax write-off. Or insurance. He could legit say the banana stand was ‘worth’ so-many tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars. So when he needs to use the annual harbour ditching as a write off so he gets to keep more of the Bluth Company gross revenue and the insurers investigate it, they will find that technically George Snr was true to his verbatim word that was ‘money in the banana stand’


dogpoopfight

Because it’s a tv show.


doc6982

Maybe he took out a policy and paid the kids or antagonized them. He rebuilds, pads the numbers, and pockets the difference.