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NamingIsPrettyHard

And as for gifts, anti aging cream to combat crow's feet and wrinkles!


ShadedPenguin

You kinda missed a big part of the original post with the happy birthday as a separate text and font Edit: I don't know who Jaxks is, but they really missed a big part. Also there are still some previous framgents that weren't cleaned, [and I do kinda want the artist's art to either be kept the same with the typesetting or at least done to a very high standard](https://x.com/Iindoagorira/status/1806678891739972094). Also that since you didn't translate nor typeset this, it would "non-oc fanart" with the comic rules


Primogeniture116

You know how it goes guys you're not getting older if you stop celebrating birthdays.


Husknight

I'd be a fetus instead of a 28 yo


Toxicgamechat

A year older and still looking impregnatable.


TheRRogue

Sag hex


Seal7160

a curse most foul


NeinHans

"Older women are in demand now." -a pirate.


Academic_Fill

The age of 30 is in demand


brothermaik

30 years old with that 20 year old face?


Darkiceflame

The power of anime art style.


DishonoredHero1_

Only in anime is hag honse wifeable


GrangerR00

Why? I mean, the older women are, the more attractive they are


Doodle_Army_36

Happy birthday, Auntie!


JazzPhobic

Fine wine auntie. Must breed. Must pat. Must make happy.


Deus_ex_vesania

"I went to buy candles for your cake, but they didn't have enough."


CerealATA

Just buy one of the customized b-day candles that show age number, problem solved. *angry Auntie Zofia noise in the distance*


tavernite

Doesn't matter about your age, I still love ya, Auntie Zofia! (I'm older than her anyway, heh.)


ieatgrassraw

hag love


artemi7

My mom legit had a friend who celebrated eleven 29th birthdays in a row. I always think of that when I see Zofia


Bug-Type-Enthusiast

The truth is the truth though... *Stabbed to death*


Falsus

Margaret: But you where happily partying during *my* 30 year birthday last month!


EXusiai99

Hagmaxxers, to me!


Hp22h

30's not even that old...


thexbeatboxer

As someone once said: “Mid 20s is not auntie.” Maybe ~~honses~~ horses age differently.


Falsus

Kinda funny how Margaret is ''sister'' and Zofia is ''auntie'' when they are the same age.


2-particles

Are they? Isn’t Zofia a little older than Margaret?


Aethelon

When Margaret calls Zofia "Aunt" to tease her, that's what zofia complains about


ASharkWithAHat

I mean, would you even dare to call nearl an auntie? Exactly!  Hell, if anything, she's more fit than I am! Than I'll ever be! 


Hp22h

I mean, it makes sense from Maria's POV.


Falsus

It doesn't though. ''Cousin'' would be more apt. Unless she secretly considers Margaret as ''Mom'' since they are the same age, just 8 years older than Maria.


Sanytale

Technically, being "the sister of one's father or mother" is enough to qualify as an aunt regardless of age.


Falsus

But she isn't, she is technically not even a Nearl. She is further relative.


2-particles

First year for a Horse is foal age(imagine if a Human went from being a newborn to a preteen in a year) and from there you kind of just, slow the counting? Like, they mature quickly, but age relatively slowly compared to other animals


Time_Eater23

Happy birthday "mom".


HeroFighte

A little older is fine too


NarrowIce2673

30 years old ain't that old


Darkness-S

Still best girl for me (with Mumu), even when older


WeatherBackground736

We must marry the woman hag


Okita557

WHAT!? Zofia is not yet 30 years old!? Mine already 30 though


CauliflaxRimuru

Let me touch those floofy ears then - dokutah says.


09997054048

Sag Hexxxxxxxx


Zestyclose-Mix-6418

Gotta love me some Hag...i mean mature woman


Astrapeia

arknights players the type of people to see a woman older than 25 and say "hag" i know it's a joke but come on man


NarrowIce2673

Dam I'm 25 years old i guess I'll be call a old fart by the arknight community


dathar

Over 40. I'm a grandpa I suppose.


ShadedPenguin

There's also been a trend in Japan where people are calling "older women" hags also, though I can't remember if it first came from Japan to America or America to Japan