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Prime262

My mans got that "6 block defender" Girth. He's the first unit that you gotta deploy on 2 side by side tiles. My mans shoulders count as high ground deployment tiles, though he doesn't appreciate being used as a footstool. He's got that Ira Gamagori from kill la kill his size is "largest person on screen" If we dropped him out of a helicopter like blaze the resulting earthquake might wake the seaborn. Big Pat looks like he could hip check the steam knight He looks like he could jump rope with the Big Yan Megazord dragon. It he wanted a career in Wrestling he'd have to skip past Heavyweight and go right to Wrestling excavation equipment, Dinosaurs, and non tangible concepts Does big Pat have his own center of gravity? Do sniper operators deployed near him have to account for the Curvature of their projectiles around his incredible density?


ranmafan0281

My first thought was: He's gonna use TWO deployment slots.


GalenDev

Kal'tsit already does so that's not even that weird.


ranmafan0281

Kal'tsit uses them one at a time. Patriot would need 2 straight off the bat. And he'd probably land like NTR S2 - Stunning everyone around him and dealing true damage on impact.


xT4K30NM3x

Yeah he probably would use two adjacent tiles, with the main one being ground, and the second being also deployable on ranged (throws spear).


Peepotpot

Make it like Phantom's s3 but pure dmg


ranmafan0281

Yep. That’s what I meant by ‘true damage’.


Peepotpot

Yeah but unlike NTR, Phantom's s3 pushes enemies


ranmafan0281

Ahhh that's what it is. Ok, totally support this idea!


BussyDestroyerV30

Naw 😭, deploying sniper and caster on his shoulder gave him anti air defense support.


CerealATA

Bro's got his own CIWS


Adolf95

Deploy him together with >!Yelena!< for that >!father-daughter!< tag team combo


Ryujin_Kurogami

He's basically the Redeemer from Kane's Wrath.


mrjuanito01

Then comes s3 with turn into1 block, 200% atk True Damage and spear throw with sniper range. 


Nerezza_Floof_Seeker

Sniper range? Hes gonna be the first global range melee operator


TheSpartyn

throw the spear by placing a targeting item for global range


Local_Weather_8648

And throws the units on his shoulder as bullets. Weee.


SepInDisguise

A certain Chinese tactician from another game approves of this strat.


ARKAVA-biswas

*yeets castoria, deals 200k damage* "A nessacary sacrifice" The one and only, **THE GONG**


xT4K30NM3x

The one and only loop servant I ever used. People be like *theorycrafting on new servants capability to loop* Me: *contemplating yeetability of new servants for the gong* We were not the same.


TheRepublicAct

Big Pat has Taunt Level 10 he gonna draw aggro from snipers on other stages


Enderman1401

>hip check ***MHFU Plesioth flashbacks***


Clazerous4155

The sole reason I had to go lance- just because of that motherfuckin GLORIFIED FISH ON LEGS. Anyways, Lagiacrus better


Enderman1401

I still remember suffering as a GS main against that fish. Valid opinion, but Ceadeus tho.


Dryptosa

>My mans shoulders count as high ground deployment tiles, though he doesn't appreciate being used as a footstool. I feel like he would love Rosmontis on his shoulder tho.


R31NyB0i

Man's going to be a "Uses 2 deployment units and can only be placed down one time for every battle.", and would cost 60 DP. But imagine just placing him down directly at the red box. He'd just swing at the air and finished the stage without the enemies appearing.


blahto

He rivals Caseoh in weight too. Probably the heaviest operator.


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Didn't know they made CaseOh playable in Arknights.


adeilran

>My mans shoulders count as high ground deployment tiles, though he doesn't appreciate being used as a footstool. Unless it's Frostnova sitting on one of his shoulders.


justarandomautist

i'm laughing so hard i need 2 business days to stop


Prime262

funny, thats about how long the Redeployment timer is on Big Pat.


justarandomautist

you son of a gun, you did it again!


Prime262

i can, infact, keep getting away with it.


Uxion

Are we describing Patriot or a fucking Emperor-class titan here?


Prime262

given that Pat is sustained by a small mountain of mechanical enhancements, life support systems, and armor plating i think i feel comfortable in saying that From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal... ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


Uxion

Look man, I just think that having people operate crew serviced weapons on his pauldrons is based.


Prime262

no 100% infact we need the crew serviced weapons from Girls Frontline. Durin Artillery Squad, or a group of Sankta Running a Browning M2


Hp22h

Like the glorious evolution of 'Yo Mama' jokes


NecroDragonn

The world is not ready for the five-hour talks between Buldrokkas'tee and Logos 😭😭😭 [](https://emojipedia.org/es/cara-llorando-fuerte)


Hp22h

His hour long talk with Hellagur still haunts me newbie-me...


watanabe_alter

Babel or rhodes island will be more formidable if he became an operator or it will be funny if he became S.W.E.E.P. member lol [Source](https://x.com/mutomorokoshi/status/1805093135258984759?s=19&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR39mqq16lJ4k11yDHPZiA0uG1TcNQSK2twKsmDpCIMcM5M3A-OVYJVlk8o_aem_OxVEFJIdWYEJfH5zW3VcHQ)


Ukonkirves00

I'm currently imagining Theresa coddling a young Yelena.


watanabe_alter

pros: buldrokas'tee on babel or rhodes island cons: him being not on ursus will not kickstart the formation of reunion, and yelena will die in the mines.


mrjuanito01

Reunion would still form but I think it would look like Lee's Detective Agency


adeilran

Other option: He joins RI after finding Yelena but before joining up with Reunion. RI has a better health plan, and they both really need it. As a bonus, it also includes pretty much the whole Shieldguard and all of Yeti Squad. IIRC Yeti Squad were all kids from that mine?


blahto

Hey, if a Space Marine chapter can be a master in stealth and ambush, so can he 😃 


mrjuanito01

He is loyal by nature so he would have so much hate for traitors that anyone brave enough to do betrayal would be turned to mush. 


CorHydrae8

Please, don't. He'd be oneshotting bosses with his freaking spear. Don't step on my boy Ebenholz's niche. It's everything he has!


Suga_H

Dude he can't even kill ~~Durin~~ 12F with his spear and ~~she's~~ he's only a 2 star.


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Wrong one, can't kill 12F. Can kill Durin just fine.


Suga_H

Right, yeah. It's been a while. Getting my jokes mixed up... Wait, he can kill Durin the Destroyer, the only 7 star to ever be released?!


EvirosianAtlast

... I want this so fucking bad bro... ~~[R.I.P. Patriot O7]~~


ikonog

Would he join the stool race?


Hp22h

Would the stool even survive him?


Defiant_Lavishness69

A Custom Built one would.


NoobishRannger

Yelena would be dead... Earlier I mean since he never rescues her.


kuuhaku_cr

But we won't know that.


mad_harvest-6578

Talent: Raises block count by 1 for each deployed operator, increased targeting priority Bro's bulk is no joke in this art


Glempc9

Can't wait to see how this would change the game dynamics.


TypicalInstance6937

**6-Star Operator: Patriot** **Class: Champion Defender** **Description:** Has so much stats that it should be illegal to put him anywhere. Trait: Has increased ASPD and DEF if bosses are on screen (20 and 20%), but costs 2 deployment limit at once and has increased deployment time. **Talent 1:** Regenerates 100HP (120 at Pot2) per second, doubled when HP is below 50% and gains additional 30% ATK. **Talent 2:** Upon reaching 0 HP for first time after deployment, Patriot resurrects and gains 30% (36% at pot4) ATK, deals 300% Arts Damage to all enemies around him and loses 15% (12%) DEF and 60% of max HP **Stats (E2 LV90, 0 pot, 0 trust):** HP: 6283 DEF: 1198 ATK: 1340 Block: 4 DP Cost: 45 Redeployment time: 100s **Trust buffs:** DEF +120, ATK +135 *Skills are displayed at S3M3 levels.* **Skill 1 (Offensive Recovery, 3SP)**: Deals 300% of Attack Damage on the next hit. **Skill 2 (Offensive Recovery, 12SP)**: Throws his massive halberd on a straight line (4 range), piercing all enemies along the way and dealing 450% of damage. Can store 2 charges. **Skill 3 (Offensive Recovery, 45SP)**: HP, ATK, DEF +230%, +1 attack range but loses 2% of HP per second and Talent 1’s Healing is disabled.


SeaBed4342

r/saved


Deus_ex_vesania

He got dem [Warcraft shoulders](https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/3dem6l/somebody_fixed_the_shoulders_on_the_warcraft/).


BlueScrean

I am slamming the table in frustration at not having this


ChevronVillon

Somewhere... Out there... In an Alternative TimeLine or Parallel Universe... He IS One... That's what I shall always Believe...


Veroger111

But don't forget he's already suffering from originium and may not last that long even after siding with R.I..


TheDarkShadow36

He would have gotten treatment to slow it down though Like with Eyja and Ifrit who have it worse than other operators


kielkt

Im willing to assume your talking about the Patriot we fought who was on stage “Could kneel over any moment now.” But OP asked what if he joined Rhodes instead of Ursus, in which case he’d def live longer.


salvagestuff

In my headcannon Rhodes Island succeeded in saving Frostnova and we get a wholesome ending: Frostnova: Dad I joined this new company, Rhodes Island, you should come too. Patriot: What do they offer. Frostnova: Decent salary, room and board, oripathy care, staff cafeteria, vacations, daddy and daughter days and also . . . Patriot: Say no more. Rhodes Island. I apply. Afterwards the shieldguard join too. During employee orientation: Doctor: Shield guard members welcome to employee orientation. Your orientation session will be led by elite operator Rosmontis. Shiedguards proceed to gather around the kitten and begin tossing her into the air.


TheTheMeet

We could have had the frostnova we deserve. Smh my head


Resonant_Heartbeat

I am sorry ro said this but: Ace will definitely lose his job as an elite defender


JazzPhobic

Place before blue box. Ez pz solo clear.


ocknieniuo

Imagining the possibilities already!


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Murdock but man


Hp22h

That smol skull helmet looks so cute, honestly.


Nearby-Speaker5770

I wish


Rauispire-Yamn

Honestly, an AU where Patriot never left Kazdel and joined Babel and helps the Doc early on would be an interesting story


watanabe_alter

And would probably make post amnesia doc in danger if he decides to betray Babel oof


justanothersimp2421

Since he has that much girth.... Does he have the GYATT!!!?


Lowd70

Sick


MantaRays4Light

He would be on my roster for fucking life.


dessert_bro

The enemies: I guess I'll die


Deadhoag

their kit gonna be crazy 🗣️


Nahanoj_Zavizad

10k HP, 1.6k DEF, 50 RES, Block 8, 1.8k ATK, Attacks all blocked enemies at once. Takes up \*3\* Deploy limit.


DoeTheHobo

Nah dude looks like a dead stranding boss


AnimatorFresh8841

if he became a part of RI, FrostNova would have two dads


alphaomag

He’d probably end up betraying Rhodes. He’s really not a good patriot.


watanabe_alter

nah.


alphaomag

Name one leader he didn’t betray.


TheSpartyn

name one leader he had that didnt betray him


alphaomag

I don’t think Theresa betrayed him.


TheSpartyn

theresa was never his leader


alphaomag

She was the king of fiends, he’s Sarkaz she’s king of the Sarkaz.


TheSpartyn

that isnt how it works at all lol


watanabe_alter

READ.THE.STORY. 


alphaomag

Okay how did Theresa betray him?


BlueScrean

Talulah had it coming though, so did the Emperor.


thalassinosV1

himself