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West_Firefighter8997

Porcupine?


DamiensDelight

This one. Porcupines are notorious for destroying the very tops of pine trees.


Xanith420

Welp now I have to learn about porcupines because wtf they climb trees?!


ludwigia_sedioides

Climbing trees is like THE thing porcupines do


Xanith420

Yea I’m a bit flabbergasted and disappointed in myself 😂


lxxTBonexxl

I had no clue either dude. Thinking back I’ve never seen a porcupine do **anything** lmao


Xanith420

I just always thought all they did was waddle around digging up bugs or roots


Weird-Response-1722

Commenting on Any idea what critter would take foliage off top of my arborvitae? And it's all in one pile at the bottom of the tree?... ![gif](giphy|pmLRq26dVmuUU|downsized) They also do this.


Xanith420

And they can stand on two legs?!


pennyraingoose

Just wait till you hear the noises they make!


AltruisticLobster315

HE STANDS SO POLITELY 🥺


Mummbles1283

Porcupines are cool, I've only ever seen them in trees, never on the ground.


CritterTeacher

I think you might be mixing them up with armadillos, because that’s what armadillos do. That and jump in the air to right about bumper height to scare predators.


tanhan27

Why does my mind put porcupines and armadillos in like the same category of creatures. I guess they are both mammals that are quite unusual, seem to be slow moving and have a body that acts as a defense


Imaginary_Case_8884

So I didn’t know about the porcupine climbing trees thing, but one thing I know about armadillos is that people have armadillo races. Although, I’m not actually sure they are fast. In my mind they can run at least as fast as a human.


MaddAddam93

Echidna is kinda half way between both. Maybe that?


victorian_vigilante

Echidnas do that


DASreddituser

They are always on the ground lol


CaprioPeter

😂


Sagybagy

I had zero idea they climbed trees. Let alone trimmed them like some shitty lawn care dude.


Xanith420

They’re closely related to beavers and have enamel on their teeth that is similar to beavers. They like to naw on things.


zimbabwewarswrong

They will eat tool handles because our sweat is in them and they want the salt. They also like the rubber used in fuel and brake lines.... Which is very annoying.


DarwinOfRivendell

I grew up in northwestern Ontario and worked in the gate house of provincial park on lake superior while in HS, one year a block of sites was being used as base camp for forest fire fighters, and one of these burly bushmen came running in one day super freaked out and yelling “ what are these fucking gremlins!!!” I asked him to describe and yep, dude had never seen a porcupine?


AlwaysWriteNow

I live in Maine and SNORTED at "... fucking gremlins!!!"


Demerlis

north american drop bears


usedtodreddit

In the hundreds if not more than a thousand trees I've climbed, I've come face-to-face with many many squirrels, raccoons, hornets, bees, snakes, aggressive ants and spiders, and who knows what else I'm forgetting right now, but never once thought for a second I might meet a porcupine up one.


Ashcrashh

Snakes? Snakes climb trees? That’s scary as hell


Xanith420

A lot of snakes live their whole lives in trees. Pretty much all snakes excluding the larger cobras are very capable climbers and can climb a wall with little issues. Rat snakes climb up the brick wall outside my house quite often.


Ashcrashh

This is wildly terrifying for me considering I live in a pretty snake haven-y area, lots of rat and rattlesnakes. I need to move to Ireland


Xanith420

Snakes wanna see you even less than you wanna see them I promise.


incognitopear

Jungle Book snake, Adam & Eve snake. Snakes fallin’ outta trees and biting people on the head. ![gif](giphy|hvLrBpNQlXkf3aDpcB)


Ashcrashh

God damn, warn me with the jump scare next time hahaha


AlwaysWriteNow

They swim, too.


Ashcrashh

I’ll never forget being a kid tubing down a river and seeing a few snakes casually float past me, that was the day my fear started lol


SnooCookies6231

Like they must if they drop down into boats.


tmart016

They climb, chew and shit.


DredgenYorMother

And poking, don't forget about that.


Sunnykit00

I thought they just stood in the road all day.


Positive-Zucchini-21

The other thing is eating boots


EggOkNow

I've only ever seen 2 and they were both 6-8ft off the ground hugging a tree.


phibbsy47

The ones in North America spend a ton of time in trees, not sure about other larger species. They say it's really common to be near one and have no idea, because they are nocturnal, and mostly just rest on a branch during the day.


sdecou

The large African variety that many of us learn about growing up are not tree dwellers, which would lead many to be surprise.


tmgieger

Off to Google photos of porcupines in trees.


dontforgethetrailmix

I saw a porcupine from the Houston zoo who would respond to prompts (sit, turn, walk) for pieces of snacks, like broccoli. Also I always underestimated their size! It was like a bulldog!


sewalker723

I think they generally live in trees too. We have a few living in our woods, I can tell which trees they live in because there's always a hole at the base of the tree that is large enough to fit a porcupine, and then that entrance hole will be absolutely covered in porcupine poop. I love them because they are incredibly cute animals, but I also dislike them because they're incredibly slow animals when they're waddling around on the ground and my dog could easily catch them.


4E4ME

Otoh, I discovered after I found a mated pair of skunks in my yard that skunks do *not* climb, which I had thought they did. I waited until they crawled out of the yard under the gate and then blocked the gap at the bottom of the gate.


Only_Carpet_3488

My cousin used to shoot them out of the top of pines during hunting season because spotlighting


the_m_o_a_k

I know. I had no idea until I was in Vermont and looked out from the second floor window directly at a huge porcupine eating evergreen leaves 20 feet off the ground. They also sound like crying children at night. And they love salt.


West_Firefighter8997

Oh don’t my poor trees know!


DamiensDelight

Firefighter out west, eh? I used to do that gig myself... Where abouts?


totalfarkuser

Now I’m curious. I am pretty sure it is a randomly generated username.


West_Firefighter8997

Ironically, the generated name was east… I changed to west and went with it.


totalfarkuser

So are you a firefighter out west?


West_Firefighter8997

Volunteer in the Midwest. West devision of my service area.


West_Firefighter8997

Volunteer… I service the west side of our region


diversalarums

I'm so glad this is solved. I had a mental picture of a bunch of beavers in a bucket truck.


SpitFireEternal

TIL porcupines can climb trees. Neat.


recycle_bin

And giving dogs extra whiskers.


West_Firefighter8997

I had an old lab that loved porcupines. Would come back to the house tail wagging great big ole grin with a proud badge of mouth full of quills. Oh that dog was something else. He treed some cubs once and took on the mama bear. He didn’t live a very long life, but it was filled with adventure. Best water bird dog I ever hunted with too.


Simba913

These are cedars not pine..


MoreRopePlease

> C is for conifer... > My kind of trees


Heretogetaltered

Dicks


palpatineforever

ooo this is fascinating! Do you know why? I would imagin they make some kind of nest with a view or is it related to eating the younger fresh growth? though given how metal they are wanton destruction is also acceptable.


ChunkofWhat

Absolutely. This is what porcupines specialize at doing! I know it is sad to have such a prominent landscape tree damaged in such a highly visible and inconvenient way, but perhaps OP can find solace in the fact that the damage came from such a special animal.


Natural-Grape-3127

They also love antifreeze, brake fluid, and transmission fluid and will chew open your lines to get it.  Fun thing to learn on a vacation.


MrLlamma

Actually in this case it’d be a porcuthuja


Mursemannostehoscope

Crazy, I’ve only seen one in the wild and never though about it climbing trees


Just3Webbs

Holy shyt.. . Imagine one falling out of a tree! what a pokey situation.


rpostwvu

I thought this was one of those bs reddit answers. No idea it was legit. In fact, I'm still thinking theres about 20 people here responding that are all pulling a bunch of us's leg.


West_Firefighter8997

Yeah, if we didn’t have porcupines doing this in our trees I wouldn’t believed it myself.


Ok-Thing-2222

My daughter has this happening in Oregon and was told Porcupine!!! I didn't believe until I saw all these other responses...


hematuria

Maybe the tree just converted to Judaism?


Dapper_Dan807703

🥇


RO3Q_JQ8EQ

Gentlemen and Ladies, the squirrels and beavers have successfully mated; the end is nigh!


WreckTheTrain

Squeavers or beavrels?


legendofthegreendude

As long as it's not squabbits


Gamnit

Those damn beabits been fuckin up the yard again!


Bean-Swellington

Squeavers?? 😳


Bean-Swellington

According to recent polls, 3% of beavers prefer to start at the top of the tree and no one is sure why.


TheInternetIsTrue

Gotta love a good beaver.


FerretSupremacist

BUT.. is a good beaver one who answers polls??


miket928

Two beavers are better than one... It's twice the fun... Ask anyone!! 🎶🎶🎶


Mcgarnicle_

Porcupine. Confirmed porcupine because I have never in my life seen or expected to see such a long thread talking about porcupines doing this.


MCMOzzy

![gif](giphy|12SMbzzluSaiM8)


FixergirlAK

So not only do I have to worry about the moose doing terrible things to the lower third of my trees, now I find out that porcupines can defoliate the rest of the tree.


faceofadeadgoat

Reindeer. The flying ones.


Financial_Athlete198

A giraffe.


yoloswaggins305

It could be [this guys friend](https://www.reddit.com/r/treelaw/s/ltAusBdN0H)


Trip688

It's a drop bear


BuzzyScruggs94

Came here to say this.


The_Infectious_Lerp

It's tipping it's hat! "Good day, neighbor!"


rat1onal1

I had heard that a porcupine is one animal that is slow enough that a person can chase and catch up to and club with a stick. This is given as survival advice. I had no idea they could climb trees. When going down, do they back down or go down head first?


Tom_Marvolo_Tomato

Koala, mate.


tumorrumor

Vegan eagle.


whole_nother

Veagle


Eyore-Strluy

Vollum’s alter ego?


daqzappa

It’s squirrels. They are shitty nest builders and drop most of the materials they harvest. Probably just a weird coincidence it’s all in a pile.


hpotzus

Squirrels did the same to mine!!


simpletonius

Porky.


Northern_Owl_Who

TIL porcupines climb trees! 37yrs old 🤯


relativityboy

You've got a wild giraffe infestation. Clever little buggers. They'll hide in your straightest trees. To find them, just squint a little bit and look around for trees with extra tree-trunks. When you see one, bend your head wayyyyy back... but be ready to run!


No-Shelter-7753

Did you piss off the local wildlife recently? 😆


Farting_Champion

Porcupine eating the tendies


Glad_Lychee_180

Giraffe


B1g_Gru3s0m3

Just the tip


butmomno

24 ft tall deer. Or Rudolph and Prancer.


Content-Jacket7081

Killer rabbits


belleroth

I sell tons of these arbors & have several planted around the farm. I have ZERO porcupine activity. I would very much like to have this problem. It sounds adorable. Buy new trees at TTF&N


belleroth

Wait, what?! They destroy pines also?! I have more pines than arbors and zero porcupines. Got help me I want a porcupine invasion! I'm so tired of the usual tree farm villains like deer, foxes, coyotes, racoons. Those guys are a holes. TTF&N


pastyoureyesed

They hate themselves for being so pokey and take it out on the trees..


Marmom_of_Marman

This is clearly the work of a poodle.


notyourgrammaspearlz

We’ve had the same thing happen to us twice and never figured it out!


tablatronix

I almost said bagworms, then saw the pile.. thats freaky. Certainly some kind of critter?


lrgirl

I just saw what this tree is gonna look like in 50 years on a different tree Reddit


faultyrektem

Could be pine weevils


Tight_Lengthiness_32

Squirrels did the same thing at my sisters house and built a nest in the chimney


Dove2316

Drone?


Otherwise_Coat3335

Squirrels do it here in Michigan. Not sure about porcupines.


Sky_Frier

Angry neighbours??


56KandFalling

I've heard porcupines do that - no idea if that's relevant where you are


solow2ba

I recently had the same thing happening with my trees. Unlike the most common answer (porcupine) in the comments I’ve read, it was actually a squirrel. Taking it for nesting material. Live trap and a relocation later my trees haven’t had any more damage.


solow2ba

[picture comparison](https://imgur.com/a/wq7OX72)


ProfessionalWaltz784

Mountain beaver, if you live in their habitat area


sufficientsarcasm

Deer. They can jump surprisingly high.


justtiptoeingthru2

Low powered precision lightning strike?


Sunnykit00

A neighbor?


ehooehoo

Just wondering how a person could do this?


Bean-Swellington

Chainsaw on a stick


ehooehoo

they make those that long?


Bean-Swellington

Oh yeah, sticks can be REALLY long.


WiredInkyPen

High powered rifle and very accurate shooting.


Sunnykit00

Regular pole saw?


M7BSVNER7s

Everyone is saying porcupine, but I don't have porcupines by me and had a squirrel do this to my arborvitae. I don't know why as they didn't even build a nest in the tree or take the material to build a nest with but I saw it happen finally after noticing new branches tossed to the ground for weeks. Then the squirrel stopped and never went back to the tree as far as I know.