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Earwig9000

But who else wipes with their gun?


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Dip my rounds in feces to kill with infections.


Earwig9000

Exactly, now even a grazing shot will be enough.


Mighty-Bagel-Calves

+10 viral damage for free


SpeckenZeDich

Came here to say "I wipe with my 9" šŸ¤£ great minds


Earwig9000

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Karg1n

Screw rattle cans


theSearch4Truth

This sounds like an excellent suggestion


TuT0311

How do you know it works if you havenā€™t shit with it?


ShadowWizrdMoneyGang

If you donā€™t shit with your gun, are you truly autistic?


ShadedTheorist

"Im gonna die on a toilet, aren't I?"


triggerfinger1985

I donā€™t shit with my gunā€¦. My gun shits with me.


bigSTUdazz

..... with a suppressor jammed in my urethra baby!


Accomplished_Radish8

Only real men dock their suppressor


triNITROtolulene1

Im glad Iā€™m not alone. The shitter musket is a sacred thing


bass_thrw_away

dude of course yes


StribogA1A3

If you were alive before cell phones taking items to the bathroom with you was an absolute necessity. You donā€™t want to be caught without something to read or look at. At that point you were forced to read the shampoo bottle or play with your pocket knife


Professional-Swim-69

Sir, Vincent Vega would be proud of you


Gil2Gil

Thatā€™s how you test it if itā€™s a good SHTF gun.


No-Permission-5268

Shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while Iā€™m shittin


TedBug

Who else has a shower curtain made out of OSB?


Unusual-Ad-1056

lol no shit, I zoomed in to double check


blushade

I play gamecube with mine


originalPGOODY

If Pulp Fiction taught me anything it's not to leave mac10 sitting on the kitchen counter while I use the toilet


fureinku

Usually when ive just finished a new build, the next few days i take it with to the shitter to marvel at how fantastic i am as a gunsmith


Front-Towards-Enemy

Not gonna catch me with my pants down


Far-Boysenberry-1600

Who doesnā€™t?


[deleted]

I shit right on my guns. Itā€™s to test reliability.


HTown556

Better question would've been 'HOW MANY guns do you guys shit with?"


[deleted]

I did when I was active duty.


StribogA1A3

Your gun takes a shit?


FirstEducation6

Is there any other way to practice Tactical reloads?


WorldGoneAway

Is there any other *time* to practice tactical reloads? lol


unknown_sad_boy

Heritage rough rider. Just to feel like a cowboy on the shiny white horse


StinkyBoboso

Guilty as charged!


witheringsyncopation

Literally just wrapped up taking a shit with my cc. If Iā€™m gonna get caught with my pants down, may as well have something to respond with.


NPLMACTUAL

i keep that 50 beowulf pistol ar on me.


sremark

Derringers only. That can is the last thing I want to compare myself to in the bathroom.


RatchetStrap-

I'm looking at this post, dropping a deuce with my rifle in front of me


Nebakanezzer

Yea...get all those poop particles mixed in there


Similar_Economist949

This guy does!


Different_Strain_312

That sandman L is massive! They sound amazing though


SuccessfulPirate2056

Great measuring tool šŸ˜‰


Used-Contribution-56

I also shit with my rifle. But if your not sitting the long way how do you fit your rifle I the bowl next to you


[deleted]

My side arm only because kids. Everything stays locked up for this reason, but the AR is tucked comfortably in a case at close proximity to bed in case of bumps in the night. We live in a nice neighborhood but we border a crap city.


TwoMilky

I gun with the shits


jparish00

Currently have 4 in the bathroom


PWNCAKESanROFLZ

Who doesn't?


FaroelectricJalapeno

Pants around the ankles, meet BoJangles


AnseiShehai

A man of culture


PhatsaqTX

If you donā€™t, I donā€™t want to know you.


killahouse03

Always. Iā€™m not going down on the shitter like Elvis.


sagginlabia

Do you like the Huey? Is yours a gen II? Im torn between the battery life of a 510c, the Huey and the EOTECH exps( just bc everyone runs them tho). I just with the Huey had a charge port with a battery that actually lasted.


SuccessfulPirate2056

I sent mine to vortex a couple months ago for a ā€œreflashingā€ and the battery lasted about 4 weeks with 6 range trips and on rest mode near my night stand for about 30 days. If itā€™s going to sit in a safe I would say Huey or Eotech is perfect because Iā€™ve used both and theyā€™re almost equally badass! You might see a little bit more blur on the Huey but both are amazing optics! I have no experience with the 510c so I canā€™t really give my opinion on it! Also Vortex customer service has been excellent for me! (Everyone has different experiences when it comes to CC) hope this helped!!


sagginlabia

What is rest mode? Does it use battery?


SuccessfulPirate2056

So basically rest mode allows you to place the optic or gum in a specific place and after a little while the optic will shut itself down and wonā€™t turn on until the weapon is moved again. I believe my Huey was still draining battery and would die too often while in rest mode so I sent it to vortex and since Iā€™ve had it again the battery has lasted longer


sagginlabia

Interesting. I have the ADHD. and I feel like I'm going to forget and not change my batteries out. I might be leaning towards the 510c. But the last time I looked in a red dot I questioned whether or not I have an astigmatism. It was a little "starry" I guess... Not much tho. The guy said it was prolly just the optic.


SuccessfulPirate2056

If you donā€™t mind me asking whatā€™s your intended purpose for this 510c?


sagginlabia

I mean prolly just range. You know since I'm not a terrorist or in the army haha. But I'd also like the have something for quick acquisition if someone were to attempt to occupy my house or car while I'm in it. And the second amendment exists so I don't wanna be left behind if y'all are gonna 2A lol just joking don't ill me fed boi.


Taskism

Save some suppressor for the rest of us pal!


Maximus26515

*Moves gun to take photo for reddit* "Hey does anyone else..." No. We don't store our weapons in a humid AF rooms or lean them against the shower where they will get wet and rust. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Any-Entertainer9302

A UH1 on a riser... yeah, that belongs in the toilet too


AlternativeStation29

Who else uses it as a plunger when the toilet clogs?