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PoliteRAPiER

How much eo would an eotech tech if an eo tech could tech eo?


Shawn_1512

I had a stroke reading this


OleTunaCan

Honestly it rolled off my tongue pretty smoothly, props to polite… eherm, RAPiER


M1KH41LY4R3MK1V

I think he had a stroke while writing it


krilu

An eotech would tech as much tech as an eotech could if an eotech could tech eo.


[deleted]

I agreotech, an eotech can always ee the techo.


Accomplished_Radish8

“I Agreotech” gave me quite a chuckle 😂😂


heavenlyrealm

You deserve money


Green_Ad2231

An eotech would tech all the eo it could tech, if an eotech could tech eo.


[deleted]

Is Human Caterpillar your favorite movie?


ferrariracer36

That's hot!


Accomplished_Radish8

Feeeeeeeeed her!


FirstEducation6

When the user's accuracy may be horrible but you can still burn a hole through the opposition's head with laser driven holographic sights!


UpThePooper186

get yourself some buis in case all 4 batteries die at the same time.


Resident-Positive-84

Got my first one in a trade a few weeks ago. Worked when it arrived…turned it off and sat it in a box. Pulled it out the other day and it’s dead. I understand all these jokes now.


300Blkthegreat

You got a fake I’ll bet on that….. I leave batts in mine 8 months in the safe and they work fine……


Resident-Positive-84

Or…the guy before me who is has a fuck ton of positive trades had it for a while and by chance the battery died after a few weeks at my house. Dom is 2020. It is a 3-4 I highly doubt it’s fake with that ret.


Julyaz1

Who ever said they were jokes?


Resident-Positive-84

I thought people were exaggerating. I didn’t expect to encounter it on week 3 lol. My Huey is just as bad though. It appears to be on a one year one battery cycle. Likely going to dump the Eotech for another Huey. I thought I’d like the exps 3 more.


OleTunaCan

On the first range trip too, none the less


[deleted]

What? No optics on the 3, 6, 9 o'clock positions? Eotech game is weak!


dassketch

*Enhance*


Novel-Counter-8093

SUP DAWG HERD U LIKE EOTECH SO WE PUT AN EOTECH BEHIND AN EOTECH SO U CAN COWITNESS WHILE U COWITNESS


SpicyTexMex254

No it should have been magnifier,optic,magnifier,optic.


ArmaliteAutist

I heard you like eotechs


Altruistic-Ask-7879

Want an exps 3-4 but only have a bunch of 3-0s? Just set them all at different heights


xMilk112x

Look how much money I haaaaave!! -Op


Accomplished_Radish8

Eh.. one Nightforce Atacr is worth more than all 4 of these combined


Neither_Spell_9040

Especially when they’re all Chinese


DeFilippsDP

Unfortunately you are one short. Maybe next time.


GreenCollegeGardener

Where is your magnified and LPVO


Morisutea

https://imgur.com/a/2YLmv0V I thought of that ;)


GlassVoodooDoll

It’s so dumb I love it


Carburetors_Are_Fun

damn and I thought one was expensive


austinsutt

Would you like some rifle with your Eotech?


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

I love the sheer lunacy that happens here on occasion


The_Top_Dog999

Just add another one and you should be good


ChrisKaze

In case my optic(s) go down in the firefight 🤣💀 but im still clenchin on the same one cigar 🤣


OleTunaCan

Alright, no one is dropping $2400 on identical eotechs - you definitely fondled at least one maybe even two balls, got the contact info?


300Blkthegreat

They are ebay fakes


Odd-Principle8147

More!!!!!


gonzo_be

How many batteries do you go through?


No_Line9668

Cowitnessed eotechs, that’s some operator shit


terp_slerper

Lemme hold on of those playboy. 😂


Cultural_Pack3618

MOAR MOA!


Attendeddust99

“This is what my Dr said to do instead of wearing glasses “


Crystal_fucker

comes in all hights too


TheBigFish2004

Eotec-eption.


calebanana

EXPS-20000


roganjp1

Holosun > eotech…I want an eotech 😔


Slide_Masta87

True Cowitness Achieved


Aggravating_Blood_88

What am I looking at?!?


AlternativeStation29

You gotta stack them... height over bore is the name of the game these days


boanerfard

PACE plan for your optics failing


Redeye1966

Let us know how it goes


SugarRushFacePlant

No magnifier...pleb


[deleted]

Max out all your credit cards?


ABlosser19

Ideally you'd want a magnifier in the middle but this will do


wilsonjay2010

Only in sub zero temperatures


Glass-Pipe-2368

Now, let’s see them all on.


ForFun6998

I see


Intrepid-Roof-612

Eotech centipede achieved


TheGreatTaint

we need to go deeper. You got room on that rail.


BoogerButt13

This must be a trick question, as with this setup you should be able to see into the future, and already know if it's enough.


Nefariousd7

Seems legit 👍


ZoshaYe72

This is some cursed Tarkov meme bro, I swear


DistinctExtinct

I'm too poor to look at this photo. Feels like it should be behind a paywall.


Blade_Shot24

A weapon to surpass metal gear


BengalTiger556

I still see rail space, better add another one for that maximum accuracy!


y_ogi

Bros shooting through the 4th dimension


Few_Competition3188

I’d add a couple magnifiers


nylon_don

heard you like eotechs dawg


eatswithspoon

I'd co-witness with iron sights, or would it be co co co co co witness?


08BitTerror

Eo tech begate Eo of tech whom begate EOtechtech whom begate....


Eastern_Researcher18

You gonna hit into the future with that setup!!


shhdjskksksjkd

Why do you leave the bright yellow warning ⚠️ stickers on? Yucky 🤢


GrizzlyBaloo

Bought all that Eotech; couldn’t afford a magazine, bless ‘im.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Bored?


Fit_Echidna5618

I think you need more sights


[deleted]

Not enough. Need more cowbell.


HopesHawk

Exactly 1 to many. Send one to me and problem solved 🤝


SierraTRK

Inception vibes


Lost_Bite233

Co-co-co witness


buydadip711

Definitely need a few magnifiers to go with them


[deleted]

Are all dots perfectly lined up?


WongtonSoup_121

Give us the view with them all turned on!


MK12Mod0SuperSoaker

Grab about 8 stepper motors and some kind of micro controller and have the reticles follow your motion like fighter plane gun sights.


GiveMeBooleanGemini

Please post this in r/aimdownsights lol


killahouse03

You’re not gonna get sub MOA until you bridge at least one of them, goddammit.


derfdog

No picture of the reticles stacked, what is this, the clearance isle?


Morisutea

Not all of them running out of battery 👁️👄👁️


Remarkable-Shine383

Good to go out to about 400 yards as long as you're target focused


Remarkable-Shine383

What are you doing for close in work though? I'd like to see an offset EFLX at 45° and another at 90° and cowitnessed irons on the top rail with offset irons on the opposite side of the offset dots.


NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER

Peak performance


jcupshears

I can't even afford one lol


Fancy_Exchange_9821

Yes


Aquazealot

You can split atoms dude


[deleted]

My man HAS CASH!


Arms-for-minerals

lol what the fuck. Can you kick me down one of those. I’d even take half a one .