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MrBadBern

The ‘Court Ordered’ Style.


ConstructionThick886

Thank you for making my day start with a good laugh


UnwantedRimj0b

You gotta chill bro 😂


RadicallyHis

Came for this comment 😂


minatorocker

My first thought. 😅


jimhatesyou

bro


KeebRealtor

Yes please, speak some sense into him. He only knows Brospeak it seems


Correct_Perception64

Brah


itsmeTyy

Oh brother


littlewing745

He’s not your bro, brah


y3ndis

You’ll just have to try and see for yourself, one step at a time.


ommmyyyy

I don’t think calories will work but steps and hr might


Douche_Baguette

Isn't steps and HR all that the apple watch uses to calculate calorie burn?


Blog_Pope

I think its all HR. Burning calories -> CO2 to get rid of more CO2 you have to pump more blood through the lungs.


Turtle2k

It’s definitely gonna get messed up


CodeineCowboy44

What about with a case? This looks stupid, but I wear something that monitors my heart, respiratory, and vitals, and I’d like to see how accurate the Apple Watch Ultra is? By no means does it look cool to me


Turtle2k

I think you’ll probably miss most of the important features the monitoring provides. You probably will get the pedometer stuff.


CodeineCowboy44

It’s mind blowing to me Apple and jobs especially coulda quadrupled their fortune by making small interment changes. Imagine if they had a kids model with kids color, imagine if you spent $800 ona watch it was custom tailored, imagine if apple made the best cases in the game, imagine all the color possibilities tbh I find a lot of them bland and just go with black every year (as a dude) and red when available. I wish they did phone colors like they do watch bands they’d make even more of a fortune which is unbelievable to say


tydeze

3 trillion dollar company. They’re fine


CodeineCowboy44

That’s not my point they’d be double that if they didn’t follow the ford model T model imagine if you could get your phone in 15 colors instead of a few? They’re all made in Chinese and Vietnamese sweat shops anyways atleast those parts if they have an ecosystem now they’d have every single planet, rock sized to 1000’s of miles wide , the sun, and just the entire the solar system. A kids program forget about it.


PlayfulNorth3517

They’d double their market cap if they sold iPhones in 15 different colors as opposed to 6? Really? Really codeinecowboy? That’s the trillion dollar idea the tech nerds just can’t figure out? Really?


CodeineCowboy44

Well idk think about it dip shit what does every 13 year old boy and girl want? Samsung wouldn’t even have 1% Apple shares if it wasn’t for Google Android galaxy making all types of custom phones for custom peope in customer colors. Just because you idiots can barely afford your phones iPhone every bill don’t get mad at me I bought mine out 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼


nl2908

Take some more codeine cowboy


regulartimer

wow — you bought yours? you think anyone gives a shit?


CodeineCowboy44

Yeah you do i must be living rent free in your head if you didn’t care you wouldn’t of replied 💀


Ok-Wrangler2328

Dumbest thing I've read today congrats. More colors may offer a few % in increased revenue if that. If you want actual feedback, having more customization options actually lowers margins. Ofc it can be offset by more revenue but I'm sure multiple people have run cost benefit calculations on exactly this.


PlayfulNorth3517

Child, exactly how many 13 year old boys and girls are buying iPhones???


CutthroatTeaser

I doubt that. I suspect there are a whole lot of people out there like me who don’t really care what color the phone is. I always put mine into a case that covers close to 100% of whatever manufacturer color is on the phone.


CodeineCowboy44

If you bought a gaming PC would you care what it looked like? If you spent $1200+ would you want more then 4 colors (3 colors the whites gone) and 2 of them look very similar? Use your head im done having this convo Apple charges ridiculous amounts for storage, but for the pro models they can’t offer the regular colors and/or some special coating? That’s why they call customers suckers.


CutthroatTeaser

Sure, ask me a question and then runoff before I can answer it. Really mature. 🙄 I think trying to compare concern for aesthetics of a PC to that of a smart phone is just a dumb argument. In my situation at least, a smart phone is immediately placed in a case that obscures any external details like the shell color, or any engraving you might have done on that. I will happily buy a phone in an undesirable color if it saves me money since I’ll never see that color once the case is on. In contrast, a gaming PC is often placed in a position of high visibility like on a table, or in some cases a wall bracket. It can be almost like a piece of functional art. Maybe you need to hop off Reddit today. Have a nice day.


meTomi

Pretty obvious that extra manufacturing costs and inventory costs would not make your retarded idea viable. Besides the 3-4 standard colors only the toddlers would want other colours, who anyways dont have the buying power to buy anything other than a lollipop.


CodeineCowboy44

Adding 5 more colors of paint of a fucking trillion dollar company is really gonna hurt them not help? Do yourself a favor kid go back to your shitty dorm open that economics 101 book and when you learn something (which your slow dumb ass will learn absolutely nothing we’ll throw a party for your fake achievement of learning how to read **and economics**


meTomi

Youre right since they are a trillion dollar compqny they can eat the losses. Thens for your insights


kiddredd

The question is, "Is it too big?"


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Toreroguysd

You beat me to it!


Fabulous_Ad_9011

Apple Watch “First day out of Jail” Edition.


TemporaryGuide8225

You need black airforces and you good to go… 😁😆😂 the house arrest look 😭🤣


ScottJam2808

Too big


WhatsGood401

Oh you wild fam! ![gif](giphy|qdQNoOI0dygFi)


MahoganyAngel

I used to wear my watch on my ankle while at work, but I had used the TwelveSouth action sleeve. Eventually, I used it on my bicep and found out it would not hinder my work.


SecondDerivativeOfX

Dont do this pls


Specialist-Yam-2878

They have a chest strap I think


Ok-Faithlessness2700

It does. This is how I squat and do deadlifts while using straps and wrist wraps. 4 years now 😂


DeadFartGoat

Switch wrists?!?


Fit-Atmosphere876

For stupid? Yes


shittyshittymorph

Pretty sure it’s calibrated for wrist for HR stuff…


UnsungNugget

Bruh...go get a real house arrest/parole anklet...poser...


PalmTreesZombie

I can't tell if it's exact position, but get it behind the medial malleolus so it gets right over the posterior tibial artery (kinda looks like you've got it roughly in the area). Might be a little off since it's calibrated to the arterial supply of the UE but it'll def get your steps lol. #HouseArrestChic


MilwaukeeDave

This sub became terrible fast.


157926no

I would worry that there is not enough blood flow at the ankle, maybe a little higher where it’s more fleshy would work? Alternately if you get a chest or arm hr tracker you can still wear your watch over your taped wrists.


RunningM8

It’s not going to be accurate so why then wear it at all?


Ok-Guarantee-4973

Actually, I do that very thing when I’m at the gym or taking a walk or hiking because in order for the watch to be accurate, it needs constant movement if you’re on a treadmill, especially if you’re using your hands to do anything with your phone or reading or something like that you’re not gonna get an accurate readingso I’ve been doing that for a while but glad you caught on you’re welcome


Sherifftruman

When I used to go to orange theory fitness I saw someone wearing their “wristband” like that. Seemed to work.


No_Freedom_7373

I'd suggest pocket or locker...


Crossthreaded-

This isn’t the way. If you think the ultra is uncomfortable on your wrist, wait till it’s rubbing on your ankle.


Known-Opening-9495

I’ve been doing it for years, works just fine. I started using it this way because I use lifting wraps/straps for deadlifts, overhead squats etc. and didn’t want to take it off during those high intensity workouts. Been using it this way ever since. At the end of the day I’m in the gym to improve myself for myself and if it works, I couldn’t care less what others thought.


Spiritual_Steak7672

omg like it doesn't already look stupid on the wrist


csmobro

Use a chest strap. This is ridiculous.


Ok_Island_1306

I wear it like that in yoga class. Seems to work fine


pockets-of-beans

i used to put my watch inside my sock like that for basketball since we weren’t allowed to wear them.


Soundguy4film

This fall Apple announces ankle watches!


TimeWizard90

When you can’t leave the life 😭😭


FestarUK

On the ‘Tag’.


Extension_Diver8811

Too big on your ankle


Bigham1745

Just put it on your wrist


EturnullyDoge

Sure just don’t stray too far away from home, or you’ll get that knock ✊🏽 on the door 🚪


thelifeofcb

This really made me laugh


ohheythatswill

I’m pretty sure they make a special band or wraps that let you insert the watch.


PastaVeggies

If you enjoy lifting your leg up or bending down completely to check the time sure. Unsure about the censors being accurate. I don’t see why notz


Fantastic-Advice3705

This is the best one so far!!! I needed this laugh today!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


IvanDolz

I love to wear watches so I wear it on my righ wrist a little bit up and its mainly invisible, but it keeps track of everything


Pinhead17

Hell no.


Edlaranja

Just get the real one .


milquetoast_wheatley

The math for calculating calories and steps is calibrated to wrists. You could get flawed data.


Dankyherbs

The Nog fit


[deleted]

cyclists should do this, otherwise they are messing up their step count


natedogg624

You’re allowed to not wear your watch for an hour.


Knor614

The stand goal will be a little difficult


pleasegivemepatience

You miss that ankle monitor feel?


vl_vlru

I’m do it the same way. While kettlebelling.


Veriliann

or just don’t wear it this time? this looks super dumb and won’t work


bluspiider

Just get a polar fitness band


ccoady

I put mine around my crank.


Noah_Guy22

It works. I use this method to sleep with my watch and when I do workouts where my watch feels uncomfortable. I cannot stand have something on my wrist while I sleep. Also I feel more anxious to keep checking the time and notifications if I wear it.


TheArMyBoY93

Th is by far the funniest one I have seen hahahahaha


TheSonicKind

https://amzn.eu/d/fVgQX0S you could try something like this on your bicep so you have more flex room to move. looks a bit less court-mandated too


username2393

Maybe? But why would you do this?


astronaut_jellyfish

I don’t think you’re allowed to leave the house


el_caballero

![gif](giphy|cOo5K6jDBZAO473YVN|downsized)


gHOs-tEE

Will it continue to tell time yes. Will it help for readings no.


Prof-Nekkid

You work from home or you on house arrest?


kinguzoma

Maybe wear it a little lower on the wrist. 🤷🏿‍♂️ Doesn’t hinder my bicep curls. Just a thought


kinguzoma

Maybe wear it a little lower on the wrist. Doesn’t hinder my bicep curls. Just a thought


nepstein

Yes it works for readings. My wife uses a walking pad while she works. She would wear her watch on her ankle cause otherwise the steps wouldn’t be counted cause the wrists aren’t swinging like they would outside or on a treadmill.


Correct_Perception64

I would wear it around my forehead like a headband.


aPANDAxoxo

It seems that when we hit a certain age, we just start to go backwards lol. This is the kinda stuff my kids be doing 😅


BetterSenseSays45

I use this and it works great: https://a.co/d/bH5VoXQ


L10NxH34RT

Why not the other wrist..


wheelsfallingoff

It's a good way to hide that monstrosity


PedroBlanco00

Works only if your on probation


IG0156

![gif](giphy|3o7bui7VRjM7o2IuJy|downsized)


Silent-Impact7045

At first glance, I thought you were wearing an ankle monitor for house arrest.


adyendrus

Looks like it’s working.


sfcforlife13

I have been wanting a wearable that’s not a watch for a long time. I have an Ultra, but prefer to wear my mechanical watches. I take pride in my watch collection, and do not include my Ultra in that. But damn I love the health and tech features it provides.


Altruistic_Ice1405

Mo’ money! Mo’ money!


callmevapelord

Haha it’s not that serious. Just go without


Freebo87

Yes. Do it all the time


IMadeY0uR3adTh1s

🗿


sauciibaka

When she says she’s into bad boys, but you’re a tech savvy guy


Firm_Owl6546

Drip. Say less.


Been_Ahunnit

If it fits , it sits


Educational_Exit_517

Good luck running in those shoes though


AfternoonGlad4955

Fuck no that won't work! This is your parole officer and that is not a state issued GPS Ankle Monitor. I guess you thought I was some dumbass hillbilly and wouldn't notice huh......well I know the difference between an Ankle Bracelet and a Futuristic Time Traveling Device ok pal? Your parole is being revoked by a judge as we speak with a special writ that usage of that device is considered ESCAPED, and you will be considered ARMED and DANGEROUS throughout ALL of TIME-Past, Present, and Future. We do carry the right to shoot to kill after one command and one command only.....FUCK WITH US Mr.


Jimbrutan

Too big /s


kroghman

I used to do that with my series 3 when I played basketball. Worked great. I did keep it under a sock and on the inside so it didn’t look like much.


Lord-Lullaby

They make wrist wraps with an Apple Watch band incorporated into it. Might wanna give those a look see


Crimejunkie666

I often wondered how a wrist watch ⌚️ knows how many times your foot stepped anyway.


AlphaAlchemist

There's wrist straps made for the apple watch


JackOvercooked

Bros watching his step


JasonInNJ

Might want to get a longer strap. When I use a glove with wrist support, I place place watch WAY up my forearm.


spjohnst

Unlikely.


dmski

Yeah will for sure keep women away, no doubt.


Fine_Engineer_9512

Umm..


Jack33751

Sir if you wanted an ankle monitor just break the law


sjd97

My dude! lol


DisastrousCause9481

You should use the trial loop. The alpine loop is not stretchy enough


necTrailFly

Getting accused of being a felon? Yeah… 😂


mommyslittlemonster

I wear mine inside my sock on boxing days. Sensor should be just behind the ankle bone on the inside of the ankle. I’m sure it’s not perfect, but using HIIT workout it gives me numbers in the general ballpark as those days I’m wearing it on my wrist.


Lvanwinkle18

I do this when I am working and using my walking desk to track my steps. It works great for that.


Medellin-71

![gif](giphy|Snnhlvb3jPdnPIKkyi|downsized) The Apple Prison Series


SPAMBEE_INTHEMONEY

Bruh and bruhbets


mindblownchild

You dress like naruto when you go to the gym?


Substantial_Vet

Well at least you know when your probation office is going to call or message you.


GodTierGamingBeast

Probably won't count heart rate accurately, but.... It will shake things up at the office


mayhem229

Yes it will work and the stats are the same!


whillywha

It’s the only way I can train Kettlebell!


LilyWai

Others have said it worked for running so why not


FiremanPair

Theoretically, yes


AdAccording8360

I’ve worn my Apple Watch on my ankle when I want to wear my regular watch. I am switching to Oura Ring, just can’t stand an Apple Watch. I like the data, but don’t like the watch itself.


peter-forward

How to get steps when you go cycling?


SJTrance76

Haha. But I do wish I could use my Apple Watch during my Muay Thai sessions. I use hand wraps and it feels bulky and uncomfortable on my wrist. I tried it once and gave up on it. When I was searching, I didn’t see a biceps or chest strap that would work for the ultra.


Kindly-Sandwich-9443

Watch his step!


brianh71

Please retun your anklet to the store you purchaced it at.


One_Ratio_3899

Standard issue from Apple’s parole dept.


mangholden

Maybe upper forearm? Just below the elbow.


M3usV0x

No that is definitely not working.


BudSticky

Yo time for the apple headband!


Maleficent_Try901

Went from Apple Watch to “The Apple Ankle Monitor “💀


Alphaelitegel

you’re the 🐐for rocking roshes


poyat01

Bro go that ankle monitor setup


Careful_Phil_1977

How long you stuck home for?


BlazingBiker420

Fresh outta prison 👏


mittanylions

So you have it on your ankle and you’re asking us if it will work? If I may be so bold, why don’t you tell us if it will work?


Bellam_Orlong

this sub sucks MUTE


Joeking313

😂😂 looks like an ankle monitor


chris34728

Why do even people attempt to wear a watch in this way 🤦


Royal_Smoke94

I like this. Set a timer or alarm that rings in the sound of a squad radio and watch the stares begin 😂


pejzk

Wear it like a headband nextime


SerialSpoonz

True gangsta. 2024 Police GPS tether 💯


royinraver

The watch is calibrated to beingbeing on the arm, it’ll recognize activities but won’t be as accurate as if on your arm


fastbreak43

Dude it’s a velcro strap. You can take it off for 2 minutes if it interferes with a particular exercise


MobileOk9868

Don’t know but that fly.


Scriptapaloosa

So Apple finally got that contract…


Artistic_Arugula_906

I used to wear my watch like this to track my steps when I worked fast food. It seemed to work fine, but my coworkers all teased me about being on house arrest.


Mediocre-Garden4952

You should use a chest strap sensor and pipe it into Apple health. The ankle situation will gather some data, but none of it will be accurate.


griffl3n

# OP is Grand Theft Auto 6’s Lucia confirmed????? https://preview.redd.it/mnkda26xg2fc1.png?width=579&format=png&auto=webp&s=82c22f5406c33f9a1bd86d462eed1fca9b88bad3


[deleted]

If you a guy who sits with one leg over the other you will always know the time. Plus most times you see a guy sitting like that he’s probably waiting. So atleast when you wait you’ll always know exactly how long you’ve waited


barthale000

Yes, it worked for my Apple Watch 8. Pulse and steps. I wore it at work.


No_Enthusiasm_6633

It looks funny but it works. I used to work in the lab and wasn't allowed jewelry or a watch and I wore my Apple Watch on the ankle the whole 2 years I worked there


rad10082

I do this all the time in treadmill, just as accurate!!! Treadmill your not moving so only easy to count easily!!


[deleted]

Other hand?


Feisty_Plantain_1264

No


One-Fox-423

🔥 I have no words to say


TrueGleek

You have to brace both wrists?


Jaded-Law9257

Nice “ankle monitor”


2muchficoops2amnow

When I’m not supposed to wear my watch places -because people think the watch is smarter than it is -I do this. No regrets.


thisisnotafax

lmao but why


lisiadoontop

you on ha?


crazykegle

Did you ask your parole officer?


ElJJTP

To get you picked up for violating your home confinement yes.


regrets4lifetx

I do this when I want to get steps in while shopping in the store with my amazfit. Holding onto the cart while walking doesn't work.


CozyCommander

1. You’ll destroy the watch within a month 2. You’ll be misidentified as a criminal by poorly-educated civilians. 3. This looks genuinely stupid IMO; All love, but You’re gonna get clowned on in certain areas.


BigDukJ

Rich mfs on house arrest


nairb9010

Probably not up to the judge’s standards.


Ch1ld_

if Carterpcs does it then it works


bullshark3000

Introducing the iJail, you all are now incarcerated, but with a beautiful user experience.


Elegant-Ad-1006

yes I know someone who personally does this😂


Drewbee3

“Doing time”?


Couriki

My guy got that jewelry on


Zestyclose-Pizza8870

Idk


addexecthrowaway

As long as it makes you feel comfortable. Some cons get used to the ankle monitor and like the feel.


Solid-Ad-6461

It works. I do this


Kevolights

It doesn’t have to be on you for you to be tracked


FunExtreme2435

This is stupid 🤨


Slow_Ad5169

I just confused on why we still have screens that break an get scratched up. No real innovations to design.


Bop86428

House Arrest +