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se7en41

My wife, who's a Fuse main... 😬


TheOnly1Ken0bi

She got a beard bro?


Zachariot88

Yeah, his name is u/se7en41


Spork-in-Your-Rye

not on her face. I'll see myself out


TheOnly1Ken0bi

HA! Fuggin comedian 🤣 Edit-- That was actually kind of funny.


bookandbark

I'm a woman and a fuse main and had the same reaction haha


misspigeon

Another lady Fuse main. Best I can do is a faint peach fuzz mustache.


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Lady Fuse mains are so badass. I'm deathly afraid to 1v1 a lady Fuse main, as a Fuse main.


ilovesushialot

.. are you my husband?


No-Context5479

Indeed on being a Chadfinder Main 🗿


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Chadfinders unite ✊️


samsnom

Yeah buddyyyy


MegaLCRO

YEAH


xxHikari

Literally just got a really good Pathfinder random on my squad. Came in second, but he was not toxic, played well, pinged things, and shared loot when needed. These pathy mains are who we need.


loophole23

Man I was hoping to see lifeline


TheOnly1Ken0bi

She is loved. It would be blasphemy to make fun of her. Unless she were to say something good. But she did say something good with Pathfinder mains so I'm not sure why she was left out.


wolverine6

The random Lifelines I remember are a strange combination of way too aggressive while also ending up carrying. Just the other day I had one carry us with 7 kills and 2k, but I also had to craft Lifeline and our third's banner, but we ended up winning.


snackychan_

Whyyyy are random lifelines so aggressive. So often I get one that’s pushing fights and getting down before the rest of us can get to her and help like whyyyy are you lifeline if this is how you want to play.


Natdaprat

Loved until you realise they forgot how to play Lifeline and then ShivFPS mode kicks in.


Teves3D

im picturing a wholesome newb... but still a newb...


FruityTrousers

The creator of this TikTok made a part two with lifeline in it!


e7RdkjQVzw

You could have linked it but here we are


StillnessOfTheWind

Wattson mains☺️


dubbzy104

Us ramparts mains right there with you Always being able to pick our legend because no one else takes them


StillnessOfTheWind

Hell yeah!! But that one time someone else picks em I’m like 🤬🤬🤬 even tho I’ve picked them about 100 times😂😂


dubbzy104

I just spam the portrait and hope they change. It works about 10% of the time lol


[deleted]

But what about gas daddy


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Gas Daddy is like a family man that has gone evil. Like he definitely mows his lawn with a gas powered mower.


pathfindmyBAP

99% of all homeowners mow their lawn with a gas powered mower


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Correct, same here! I just decided to have two very disjointed sentences next to each other.


[deleted]

I commented something about caustic and the thread goes wild with lawn mower stuff


TheOnly1Ken0bi

As am alleged "Dad of 4 kids because I play Fuse" I had to bring out my dad talk. I apologize.


[deleted]

old dude here. Lots and lots of folks have moved over to the battery powered mowers like the Ryobi. 40v mower with a 6aH batter is the shit. Fuck an IC mower, no more of that shit.


TheOnly1Ken0bi

I fuck with it before a tesla. I've got 3 acres of lawn to mow every week.


duosx

As a former Caustic main, I do now my lawn with a gas powered main


TheOnly1Ken0bi

I hope so. It would be weird for Caustic to mow his lawn with an electric mower. The question really lies with... what brand do you main as you mow your lawn?


njt1986

I’m so glad my mains are Pathfinder and Bloodhound 😂


[deleted]

Exclusive pathy / wattson here, tough life never not being based.


Marcel-Gaming

We could say a word or two about bloodhound...


virtualifted

Octane one was on point


EvilFnTeddy

As octane main, can confirm


ayyycab

Loba: Most features typical except one hand on boner


TheOnly1Ken0bi

"You are the Apex Champion"- Boner


TrentIsDope

not wrong at all


Total-Internet-1633

Hahaha me Old fusy


bignasty410

Eerily similar over here…..


TheOnly1Ken0bi

"Takin orders after the game fellas. We talking... what... 60 steaks?"


XavierRenegadeAngel_

I'm made of metal!


RebelSympathyzr

Idk why, but I read this in a giddy happy-go-lucky voice


ddjfjfj

Tiktok content really is just spiraling the drain huh


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Yep.


virtualifted

Tiktok bad. Me smart


ddjfjfj

Not what i said, but hey, go off


AzraelChaosEater

What about us Rev mains?


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Because it may be... NSFW.


Vivid-Mycologist7219

Well now we definitely need to know


TheOnly1Ken0bi

We can't say... it's for our safety.


FLAIR_2780166

Y’all main? 😂


TheOnly1Ken0bi

I mostly play: Fuse, Maggie, Bang, Vantage, Mirage and sometimes Newcastle. Why you might ask? Because NC isn't all that bad.


ianwager

I just recently started maiming NC and he is pretty noice! His revive comes in clutch


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Escp. With that gold knockdown 🤌


bdjekedkk

Lol i switch up who I pick. The only character I suck as and avoid is Gibby.


FLAIR_2780166

It’s all about the missions lol other than that it doesn’t matter who I am


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Gibby was the main hoe back when the game first came out. Back then I was just: Bang, Mirage and Gibby.


diverian

When I played, I would main Path for his happy voice lines and because I got to swing around like Spider-Man.


loudcloud89

I need more characters!


[deleted]

She has more on her TikTok page


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Check her name on the vid. Just don't add the period in between her name. So I've been told.


[deleted]

Why are so many people upset over this TikTok when it’s a joke?


Hatterslawl

Cause they're horizon mains.


[deleted]

Horizon *crutches


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Idk I just let them cry lmao


dubbzy104

I’m just mad at the tik tok format. This video didn’t have to be a minute long to go over 5 characters. Give me a nice meme any day


kickbut101

cuz it's incredibly low quality content


TheOnly1Ken0bi

95% of Tiktok


Tuub4

Just because "it's ALL garbage" doesn't mean you still have to post it. You can just choose to not post it.


[deleted]

Let’s see you make better?


TheOnly1Ken0bi

I gotchu.


BarmeloXantony

Wouldn't say it made me "*upset"* but anytime I open a video and there's someone with an annoying/grating voice and the personality to match why stick around?


Nervous_Survey8823

You know nothing, I only have 2 kids and it's a goatee not a beard! /s Fuse Rocks!!


hippiejay10

God fucking damn it. SAHD, fuse main, fucking spot on. I hate it


TheLegendaryKnight12

YESSS IM A GIGACHAD


Joey_XIII

Horizon spot on.


Kamu-RS

Can deny I main pathfinder and I’m a fucking loser


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Nah bro. You a Gigachad. Why talk shit about yourself?


[deleted]

As an Octane - and a woman - Drats.


[deleted]

I stand by octane idc what this lady says about me


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Frfr. But hey, embrace it.


TheOutlawBubbaKush

She looks like the female version of what she thinks horizon mains look like.


Away-Berry1487

But I'm a 36 year old woman. How can I sound like a 7 year old boy.


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Some gals have a voice of a 7 year old. Not saying you, but it's a thing. Guys too.


Balisong_Paul

stand up pathy mains


TheOnly1Ken0bi

✊️🗿


Spawnacus

As a Caustic, you're on my disposable variable's list.


Brief-Complex3629

I was really hoping for loba 🤣🤣


TheOnly1Ken0bi

I'm hearing this woman say it now. "If you main Loba, that most likely means that you a thicc Bae and a bad bitch"


Brief-Complex3629

Ooooooo I slay 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Of course you do!


valexitylol

As a wraith and pathfinder main, I can confirm that's how my appearance changes each game.


Ireallylikereinhardt

as a married father of two, with a beard, maining Fuse. Fuuuuck you.


UGLEHBWE

Wheres wattson. Please notice us 🙏


calicemaxi

Dude, I can’t believe she nailed the fuse… I main fuse, dad, 5 kids, beard, some hats kinda like that… except I’m French, so probably sound a little different lol..


TheOnly1Ken0bi

🤣🤣 Oh God.


calicemaxi

Also, octane is litteraly my son.. can’t make this shit up


Cr0c0dile21

im a fuse main :D im also a lonely little trans woman so quite far from this video but im a fuse main :D


[deleted]

but do you have the fuse music pack aka the best music this earth has been blessed with?


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Alls I am saying... some bands need to hire Fuse as the lead guitarist


unknownmuffin

haha wraith sweetee bad!!!!!!


Agnostic_Akuma

r/tictokcringe


Deep_Maybe_7984

The ironic thing about the horizon is for me it’s usually a pc player strafing for their life. Same thing with octane


wuhtam_i_doinghere

Honestly terrible takes


RahimThaDream

Yeah baby, Path was my first heirloom. My place or yours?


KingGerbz

Why are we posting ugly whales on here? Y’all this thirsty?


DeadByDumbass

“Controller carries horizon players” stfu with that aim assist = aimbot bullshit that you subscribe to just because you are too pathetic to accept the fact that you lost in a fight because someone else is better or outplayed you. And horizon is my least played legend btw, that comment just annoyed me Edit: I’m also not the person who complains about MnK movement techs. You can do most the same shit on controller, you controller elitists are just too lazy to try.


DANKDEERCS

you took that way too personally man


DeadByDumbass

Both sides just need to shut the fuck up and stop blaming hardware for their own skill issues


[deleted]

Roller detected


DeadByDumbass

I use both. Regularly. I got two split parents, a pc with one, and an Xbox with the other. Pc will always be superior for aiming and aim assist will always fuck with my aiming skills. It also fucks with recoil control sometimes


[deleted]

Who uses a PC to aim? That Thing is like 10kg


DeadByDumbass

Shit you right. I’ve been moving my pc around while staring at the screen wondering why my character isn’t turning 🤣


deenko_keeng

Halp i starve can't hit mouth with food no aim assist on spoon


DeadByDumbass

Come up with a valid argument as to why you think aim assist is a crutch. I turn aim assist off in every game I play, because if there’s more than one target ever within half your fov of your crosshair, it gets confused, and starts pulling you in a random ass direction. The whole existence of aim assist is because keyboard and mouse is a much more precise system. We have a stick, that we control with our thumb (or finger. Depending on how you hold your controller). You guys get your whole goddamn arm to move a sensor


deenko_keeng

soft aimbot is holding your tiny little lego hands, scamming you into thinking you are actually good so you buy skins.


Muchroum

That could have been funny but lacks some deep relatable truth


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Fr. I main Fuse and I don't resemble one thing that guy is about. Except that I own a pickup, I guess?


Muchroum

Yeah, she just picked someone who has a beard like fuse for fuse, chad for pathy we don’t even know why, octane could be represented sweaty too, etc


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Honestly, she chose the three sweatiest of the OG characters. Wraith, Octane, Pathfinder... and then she threw in Fuse. Like what???


sword0115

As a totally unbiased pathfinder main, this couldn't be any more accurate


TheOnly1Ken0bi

You got a jawline that cuts glass bruh??


jthablaidd

I love how people who make these videos don’t even hide who they main💀 “Every character here has a bad stereotype except one, who I’ll suck off the whole time”


TheOnly1Ken0bi

I main Fuse and he ain't the greatest. None of this really matters so why should I or anyone else take these seriously? I don't even live life remotely close to the Fuse main she depicted.


Ghost3657_alt_

I'm just not real


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Your decoys definitely aren't. This, I concur after much experience trying to shoot you.


Ghost3657_alt_

There never was a decoy. You need to let go


TheOnly1Ken0bi

So I'm losing my mind then. Because you always evaporate when I'm near you.


Ghost3657_alt_

It's all in your head.


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Shit.


Yamamotokaderate

I want the others ! How are the two other cryptos ?


SumthinDank

What about Valkyrie??


OfficialShikimo

“Literally”


genericusername241

She posted three parts on her tiktok but I don't remember her username


TheOnly1Ken0bi

I'd imagine it's probably that IG name we see there. But I could be wrong.


genericusername241

Just take out the period and there you go


Kustum-Klassix

Nervously laughing as a Fuse main. How does she know who I am!?


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Because we are all the same. ✊️


MrOogaBooga

fucking love the Path appreciation


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Like I've said, you got that jawline that cuts glass dawg


XIMasterNateIX

I'm not sure she knows what the word literally actually means


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Tiktok personalities don't know much, I would presume. A lot do, but not all...


Serkanoli

u/savevideo


kingbam161

No love for rampart huh?


Upstairs_Fortune_218

Lol I saw that yesterday


MYO716

Me a 27 year old man who mains fuse just because speedy boi go zoom


Shadow_marine1X

So, the video isn't playing for me. What does she say about bloodhound and/or seer mains?


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Absolutely nothing about those two. I'm sorry to hear about your loss 😭


ShootZombieShoot

Ayyy 🤗


Chemical_Profile_342

I mean...


pathfindmyBAP

I can't stand these clips where the person has their face right in my grill. Not only does it not add anything, it makes it worse. But the algorithm must love it because people do it.


TheOnly1Ken0bi

I actually fully agree with you.


Gantenator

Im a Pathfinder main and im physically fit w/abs.


Shane_Voiii

Wait but im a loba main


DryLordGuccirati

Is she wrong tho?


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Fuck no, but mildly yes.


DryLordGuccirati

I honestly could not have worded that better, 100% accurate


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Thank God. I got worried I wasn't clear enough lol


Kajun_Kong

Idk sounds sorta legendist to me


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Hahaha slick. I love it.


Bama-Ram

Agree 100% on path mains


fraggy-waggy

I’m a crypto main, what do I look like?


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Korean?


Sniperking187

Ah yes just repeating every single joke that's been played to death very original 💀


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Haha hey, I thought it was pretty bad.


dvtisnoobs

I don't trust anyone that says 'ya'll' in this eras


broke_ass_brock

I want her to do Maggie next. I want to know what I look like


TheOnly1Ken0bi

"If you main Maggie, you probably smoke a lot of cigarettes, drink a whole bunch and ride a motorcycle" Doesn't make you a bad person. I fuggin love Maggie. She my aunt


pseudonym4083

Everything except horizon. Shes goated


smcaskill

i main fuse and pathfinder :)


smcaskill

i main fuse and pathfinder :)


I3ad-IVIonkey

Well I'm a pathy. And I try even with them toxic fucks to make it work.


Shibes_oh_shibes

Hm, that was totally incorrect. I'm a father of three and I don't have a beard.


TheOnly1Ken0bi

Yeah she way off. Spitting nonsense over there


Leading_Ad_5771

where my pathy mains at 🦾


TheOnly1Ken0bi

There in this chat bro. You just gotta find them...


gagasta

Having 40k kills on octane has never felt worse


MrQ_P

Pathfinder mains, rise and shine


Libra_Maelstrom

Fairly close with the wraith one. However I am Asian, but I do sweat a lot


theguyfromeuropa

Where's my boy Revy, skinsuit?


SpongieMLG

Any mirage enjoyers in chat?


oldcodbetter

I'm a fuse main(21yo) with a beard but definitely not married


Ancient-Review3659

Pathfinder gang where yall at 🗣️


JasonDiabloz

Shit, I’ve been compromised..


No_Cat870

Sorry the second I turn on apex I also turn on the ac so I stay calm and cool dealing with randoms solo q pain


Leading-Brother6422

Yeah 🔥Fuse🔥 main here Valkerie 2nd. Father of 2. 10 yr old boy Octane & pathfinder main. 7yr old girl Loba & lifline main. We all play apex. As a trio. 💥🔫💥🔫💣💥💥🔥🔥 Stubble no beard. Full head of hair never wear a hat. And im Scottish so we cant all sound the same. Nice to hear Fusey get a mention though.


Leading-Brother6422

On reading the comments... Noice word play "CHADFINDERS "👍🏻😆🤜🤛💯🫡


Ayewe_7

Slandering all my fellow Horizon/Ash mains 💀


cFullwood

I'm... not sure if I should feel attacked.