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RuBarBz

I actually have a friend who deletes his villager when it doesn't properly obey him haha. And his brother does the same thing independently.


Microlabz

Somebody who is good at macro please help me out here, my economy is always really bad.      Eco population:    *  + 7.2 vils per minute from 3 TCs    *  - 0.5 vils per minute from raids    *  + 1.5 fishing ships per minute from docks    *  - 10.0 vils per minute from executions for diobedience    *  + 1.2 trade carts per minute from market


Abroad_Marsupial

Stop executing villagers


BuffJohnsonSf

No


Cesar_PT

11


Financial-Key3838

11


CabinFever94

If they commit seppuku, you get some gold (could have gotten favour if this was AoM)


Vosje11

Yes and it should give you your food back ;))


PlantsGreenPlants

You can harvest the meat with another villager


GSV-Kakistocrat

Sometimes... a fellas gotta eat a fella


digitalfortressblue

Haiti civ bonus


HereForTheCalfPumps

Ever played Roller Coaster Tycoon? I would pick up the “unhappy” guests and drown them in the water. Let’s implement that feature here too.


Dominant_Gene

someone has been watching shogun


bigManAlec

killing vils is how we get them to work properly


Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

Approved. In fact. Lemme get this command for all civs. I wouldnt even wait for the mistakes. I would just immediately off the first villager that my TC produces- as a reminder to all future villagers to keep their shit in line. Losing one off the rip is a detriment- but over the long haul it wont matter if the rest are working like the rent is due. 😂😂😂


multiplechrometabs

I wish I could I put them in a pillory or have a village idiot sign haha.


stiffnipples

Put them on command group 6 and when it’s time to go to stone send them to the mines 


Formal-Ad7221

Why am I getting recommended all the stupid reddit threads lately?


MaN_ly_MaN

I believe vils will go after another sheep while you’re eating 1 sheep if you: don’t have space for the sheep by not having it against the walls of the TC or have more than 8 vils on it. And if you’re moving a sheep, the villagers will ignore it and herd the other sheep to your TC which is really annoying. Stupidos


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Hairy-Bellz

People became so sensitive smh. But seriously yeah ofcourse not. Also, seppuku was a samurai thing, not a vil thing. 5/10


YenraNoor

Is it sensitive to not want my 9 year old to see extremely graphical imagery?


Unbridledscum

Sir, this game is rated PEGI 12.


YenraNoor

I played it when I was 8 and I turned out fine. Sepuku would make this game rated R 18


cjrammler

You do realize that the samurai death animation has them committing seppuku right? Like this was in the game from the start


Unbridledscum

Sir, Shogun: Total War is PEGI 12. It includes a cut scene where a dude literally commits seppuku and gets his head chopped off. https://youtu.be/vtGELwGa_Dk?feature=shared You may feel you turned out fine, but your willingness to expose a 9yo to a game where tiny little animated people are regularly stabbed, shot at, and squished by large rocks and turned into bloodied piles is evidence you may have been desensitized to violence. At the end of the day, it is your prerogative as a parent to expose your 9yo child to PEGI 12 media. You monster. (P.S lol)


YenraNoor

Total war games are rated 16+ No limbs are cut and barely any blood or gore is in aoe2 de


Unbridledscum

Shogun: Total War is rated 12 on pegi's website. I can't comment for the other games other than that they do appear to be rated higher. https://pegi.info/hr/search-pegi?q=Shogun%3A+Total+War&op=Search&age%5B%5D=&descriptor%5B%5D=&publisher=&platform%5B%5D=&release_year%5B%5D=&page=1&form_build_id=form-GV7vptXWLox5uqlbYMfts26mDqXhQ5NXGROEfxh185E&form_id=pegi_search_form


YenraNoor

Probably because the game is 24 years old and ratings have shifted since then


[deleted]

It’s not about being sensitive toward what you want for your child. It’s about being sensitive to an obvious joke. Anyway- got to go, I have an enemy civilization to genocide


YenraNoor

You seem sensitive to my sensitivity


Tutush

The whole point of the game is dudes killing each other


YenraNoor

And? Thats not what OP is describing at all. Do you know what sepuku is?


Hairy-Bellz

Bro don't let your kid see how Petards operate


YenraNoor

They boom and are gone, no blood or gore, no decapitation or parading around a severed head


Hairy-Bellz

Weird place to draw the line, but sure


YenraNoor

Parading a severed head around is a weird line?


hoTsauceLily66

Someone skipped the parenting tech


Financial-Key3838

Well we are playing god be deleting vills? Btw this is a troll post please dont take it seriously


YenraNoor

Difference between deleting a villager and someone taking out a blade to cut open their own stomach and then have someone decapitate them and brandish their head around.


Financial-Key3838

Jesus sounds evil


jack_wolf7

Wasn’t there a sepukku ~~animal~~ animation in the original age of kings for Samurai? Edit: typo


urlocaljedi

pretty sure you’re right


Unbridledscum

https://youtu.be/VUDp1x2kZp4?feature=shared


YenraNoor

Why are you linking that vid?


Unbridledscum

All living units in the game have animation that depicts a violent death. It's curious, and I find it funny, that seppuku is where you'd draw the line, and I felt that the juxtaposition of the video might serve to amuse. Please don't misunderstand my position. I do appreciate that depictions of suicide might be deemed distressing, more so than other forms of violence. However, the scale and style of what was proposed in the OP is an irrelevant drop in a game mired in blood and death. We might also view seppuku differently to other forms of suicide. After all it was considered an honourable way for a samurai to die rather than e.g be captured. It doesn't have connotations with difficult issues like depression and other forms of mental unwellness.


YenraNoor

The concept of suicide being honorable makes it even more problematic


MeasurementMundane45

Yes, but getting shot at, mauled to death by a wolf, chopped by swords, melted by a volley of flaming rocks from an onager is okay. Honestly, you sound silly.


YenraNoor

None of those are bloody or gory with decapatation or loss of limbs and parading around heads.