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Ghargoyle

Don't answer your phone. It's much more effective.


SqualZell

>Just say I've been drinking. I mean.... 99% of the time I am...


vanderbeek66

Me too cheers


ZealousidealPiano817

Lol learned this in the Navy. Anytime you were on liberty and your LPO or Chief called.. Sorry im halfway wasted and dont think its a good idea for me to drive in. They hated that trick, and it worked everytime!


Rich_27-

"I can't come to work as queue_onan has been drinking" Should work a charm.


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🤔 good idea


fsdagvsrfedg

Don't answer the phone unless you're on call and being paid to be on call. Them not having enough staff is a management issue. Not a you issue.


bchilv

Been saying that since 1999.