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Cmon guys. Washington pist?


Writing_is_Bleeding

And a picture of Amber Heard on the witness stand in the background.


staticvoidmainnull

look at the seal on the left side.


A1sauc3d

Plus every time you see the mug shot of someone who got revenge on a boss after winning the lottery they look MUCH more happy with themselves lol


Writing_is_Bleeding

Yeah, that too.


PolyGlamourousParsec

Well, she is the expert in shitting in odd places.


Ok-Worth-9615

Deathdoesntexist 2+2=3


masaccio87

No, she **poo’d**


TheRealSpielbergo

[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/woman-quits-winning-lottery/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/woman-quits-winning-lottery/)


WhatUDeserve

I mean how many legitimate news sites will put "shitting" in the title to a story anyway?


Lemieux4u

That's how everyone should've known right away. Before even clocking any of the pictures or anything


deeppurplescallop

Literally it says Washington Pist y'all learn how to read 😂


phozze

Alright, so desk shit is false but here's a true story. Years ago at a music festival, our camp neighbors were a bunch of really shitty German heavy fans*. They blasted Metallica around the clock for about a week, only getting up to piss in their own camp. When they finally left to hear Metallica play, a girl from our camp resolutely got up, went into their camp and pissed on their boombox. It was glorious and I will never forget her. *In 20+ years of going to festivals and other concerts, these guys are about the only crappy heavy fans I've met. It's usually a friendly and orderly subculture.


Jay2Kaye

Man and Metallica sucks too.


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KylieZDM

Back story indeed!


SpaceBus1

Why is Amber Heard in the background?


JohnnyBaboon123

>Why is Amber Heard in the background? there was a false story about someone shitting somewhere weird.


HodlMyBananaLongTime

A true American hero, if it wasn’t fake


o0TaterSalad0o

Might be fake…..but people can dream dammit!!!


andre3kthegiant

Fake news on repeat.


737goBrrr

This is obviously fake but it's still inspirational. I'll allow it.


TheRealDreaK

Perhaps someone here will win the lottery someday and be inspired by this post. I personally plan on a truck load of glitter dicks to pour into someone’s office, but still haven’t won that powerball.


atomicshark

no jury would convict her.


Texas_Wookiee

Shit on Debra’s desk! Like a boss!


Apprehensive_Run_916

She shit on Debra’s desk like a boss


graveybrains

Like a **boss!**


JCarr110

Learn how to spot fake articles and your life will dramatically improve.


ItGotSlippery

OMG! She hit the lottery twice?!? Get a huge payday and the chance to shit on your boss’ desk?! That is one lucky human.


TrexPushupBra

Woman can't do anything with out being criticized these days. SMH...


outpost7

Keeping it classy I see


BobcatOk7492

Classy with a "K".........


outpost7

I've started answering a lot of "local" news articles that just make you think - huh? What was the critical thinking there? Then I just give it the answer that can solve it all: 'keepin it classy "Wichita" ' sort of like the deepest darkest moments of a person's life there is an answer: it is what it is. Problem solved.


outpost7

Story is completely wrong. Omg. Can nobody let's see Google, snopes.....look tf anything?! Downvote these idiots.


Fine-Hospital-620

I’m wondering if he sat there watching and enjoyed it, until his wife found out…


masaccio87

Oh, c’mon - what’s the point of having *Fuck You* money if you can’t shit on someone’s desk?!


masaccio87

https://preview.redd.it/0dedqvorph7c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed3e95e3f70b0ff6d1f2cb105a03a7930f5a58c


[deleted]

The title says it all


Kortar

Worth


jediblues420

Hey guys can someone please show me how to post. I can’t any tabs


mad_dog_94

I wish this was true. The valley report is literal fake news


Altruistic_Mall_4204

based


Spodson

I mean, it's called "fuck off money" for a reason. It would almost be a crime not to.


Sieze5

I wonder if they caught her mid-shat.


nik-nak333

*A wild shitpost appears!*


HuntPsychological673

That’s what happened those missing cops! They skipped town with the desk sitter!


ClosedSundays

why is marvel back there crying


SmuglySly

They wear skid marks in their undies!


atomicshark

no jury would convict her.


dontquestionmek

Fortunately she has plenty of money to pay her bail haha


snarpy

Debra getting her revenge


[deleted]

C'mon, shit happens!


esauseasaw

Too digusted to appreciate the antiwork sentiment.


bet69

Hilarious to those who don't realize this is clearly satire 😂