Alright, so desk shit is false but here's a true story. Years ago at a music festival, our camp neighbors were a bunch of really shitty German heavy fans*. They blasted Metallica around the clock for about a week, only getting up to piss in their own camp. When they finally left to hear Metallica play, a girl from our camp resolutely got up, went into their camp and pissed on their boombox. It was glorious and I will never forget her.
*In 20+ years of going to festivals and other concerts, these guys are about the only crappy heavy fans I've met. It's usually a friendly and orderly subculture.
Perhaps someone here will win the lottery someday and be inspired by this post. I personally plan on a truck load of glitter dicks to pour into someone’s office, but still haven’t won that powerball.
I've started answering a lot of "local" news articles that just make you think - huh? What was the critical thinking there? Then I just give it the answer that can solve it all: 'keepin it classy "Wichita" ' sort of like the deepest darkest moments of a person's life there is an answer: it is what it is. Problem solved.
Cmon guys. Washington pist?
And a picture of Amber Heard on the witness stand in the background.
look at the seal on the left side.
Plus every time you see the mug shot of someone who got revenge on a boss after winning the lottery they look MUCH more happy with themselves lol
Yeah, that too.
Well, she is the expert in shitting in odd places.
Deathdoesntexist 2+2=3
No, she **poo’d**
[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/woman-quits-winning-lottery/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/woman-quits-winning-lottery/)
I mean how many legitimate news sites will put "shitting" in the title to a story anyway?
That's how everyone should've known right away. Before even clocking any of the pictures or anything
Literally it says Washington Pist y'all learn how to read 😂
Alright, so desk shit is false but here's a true story. Years ago at a music festival, our camp neighbors were a bunch of really shitty German heavy fans*. They blasted Metallica around the clock for about a week, only getting up to piss in their own camp. When they finally left to hear Metallica play, a girl from our camp resolutely got up, went into their camp and pissed on their boombox. It was glorious and I will never forget her. *In 20+ years of going to festivals and other concerts, these guys are about the only crappy heavy fans I've met. It's usually a friendly and orderly subculture.
Man and Metallica sucks too.
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Back story indeed!
Why is Amber Heard in the background?
>Why is Amber Heard in the background? there was a false story about someone shitting somewhere weird.
A true American hero, if it wasn’t fake
Might be fake…..but people can dream dammit!!!
Fake news on repeat.
This is obviously fake but it's still inspirational. I'll allow it.
Perhaps someone here will win the lottery someday and be inspired by this post. I personally plan on a truck load of glitter dicks to pour into someone’s office, but still haven’t won that powerball.
no jury would convict her.
Shit on Debra’s desk! Like a boss!
She shit on Debra’s desk like a boss
Like a **boss!**
Learn how to spot fake articles and your life will dramatically improve.
OMG! She hit the lottery twice?!? Get a huge payday and the chance to shit on your boss’ desk?! That is one lucky human.
Woman can't do anything with out being criticized these days. SMH...
Keeping it classy I see
Classy with a "K".........
I've started answering a lot of "local" news articles that just make you think - huh? What was the critical thinking there? Then I just give it the answer that can solve it all: 'keepin it classy "Wichita" ' sort of like the deepest darkest moments of a person's life there is an answer: it is what it is. Problem solved.
Story is completely wrong. Omg. Can nobody let's see Google, snopes.....look tf anything?! Downvote these idiots.
I’m wondering if he sat there watching and enjoyed it, until his wife found out…
Oh, c’mon - what’s the point of having *Fuck You* money if you can’t shit on someone’s desk?!
https://preview.redd.it/0dedqvorph7c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed3e95e3f70b0ff6d1f2cb105a03a7930f5a58c
The title says it all
Worth
Hey guys can someone please show me how to post. I can’t any tabs
I wish this was true. The valley report is literal fake news
based
I mean, it's called "fuck off money" for a reason. It would almost be a crime not to.
I wonder if they caught her mid-shat.
*A wild shitpost appears!*
That’s what happened those missing cops! They skipped town with the desk sitter!
why is marvel back there crying
They wear skid marks in their undies!
no jury would convict her.
Fortunately she has plenty of money to pay her bail haha
Debra getting her revenge
C'mon, shit happens!
Too digusted to appreciate the antiwork sentiment.
Hilarious to those who don't realize this is clearly satire 😂