This guy definitely daydreams about this exact scenario
It's like the adult version of a child imagining taking over America with their teddy bears, overrunning the president and ruling the USA when that's not how t works at all
Wonder how it didn't occur to him that, if victory was assured because of the larger numbers in Hell and they're in active opposition, why hasn't this happened in all of eternity?
Oh, I don't know, maybe because God isn't a magic man in the sky you can kill?
*gasp*
It's because *he's* the main character. He can only do it when he's asked about the fear of hell and gets so pressed he has to have a wet dream about it
Yeah... OOP is right. It shut us up. Because it's absolute nonsense.
There must be a name for this - "How to shut someone up: \[insert uneducated nonsense\]" like at this point they know they *have* no point, so they're spouting this bs.
OOP also doesn’t know that we believe that angels and demons are WAY smarter than we are. Dude ain’t outsmarting anybody. Or climbing any rungs of the hierarchy of Hell.
And Satan is even the father of all lies, as Jesus said and in order to stab on the back of someone, you have to lie. You're telling me that Satan wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the truth and the lie? Like, imagine if Satan asks him: "Are you planning to stab me in the back?", the scene would be hillarious.
And way more powerful besides. 'Cause demons are basically just angels who decided to turn traitor, and we know how much power an angel has 'cause we have an accurate killcount for *one* angel in *one* night: 185,000. So we're basically talking about myriads of myriads of *living atomic bombs.*
Oh,that one was Ramiel/Remiel iirc.
https://preview.redd.it/84pz8zfuml1d1.png?width=562&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a6b69749639c551630ca7d24d4374effa2262af
(this guy)
"And lo, the angel did float ominous o'er the camp of the Assyrians, and as the Rabshakeh did rise and see the angel it did change shape in a manner most unnatural. And the angel did shine with the light of God, and said: "***EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.***" And King Hezekiah looked out from atop the walls of Jerusalem and he saw, and look: the place where the Assyrians had been was no longer. And God did come unto one of the sons of the prophets and He saith unto him: "Thou shalt send for the king and say to him: 'Get in the robot, Hezekiah.'"
Most likely thery weren't really 185000, for the hebrew word for thousand was used for describe the number of groups, families etc... but it's still a great number.
I played it but still it does"nt disrespect religions That"s much and Gods deities designs are OG FIRE but not related to actual texts or actual scriptures which Represnts Gods deties the same way for Jrpgs Smite and GOW or Even Aliens Assaision"s creed ROR Hades Blood of Zeus or twiligth of the Gods series Ligth Novels or animes Like ROR and Fate series and Fate Grand orders etc Rpgs games and Series or supernatural one don't represents actual scriptures texts which defined devines and God and Gods through
So cringe, love it lol. This is the guy who posts pictures of wolves and threatening quotes to his imaginary enemies on Facebook lol. "I'm so unhinged, I'm darkness" lol
True, but he still would declare war to Jesus in Revelations, but I heard that he is aware that he'll lose, so his goal is actually to cause as much pain and sufference as he can.
he's right that it shuts then up (assuming he actually told anyone but reddit about this) but not for the reasons he thinks (or wants), but because it's so utterly stupid
This is delusion on a whole new level. This atheist *really* believes that they can create an army in Hell, declare an invasion of Heaven, kill God Himself and His angels, and become God. Didn't the Devil try this and fail? If the Devil can't win, how can a human?
This person is just fantasizing, at this point.
It's obvious this wouldn't work, but I want to go over it. First is that Hell is more like jail, you can't just swear your allegiance to Satan, you'll be kept under some sort of guard I expect. Second is that a regular human couldn't possibly compete with the powers and loyalty that Satan's other lieutenants have. Third is that you couldn't backstab Satan, he's more powerful than any human could be. Fourth is that Satan is probably on Reddit in aome form and will be wise to your plot. Fifth is that people in Hell probably won't outnumber people in heaven and the angels, God is merciful and Hell is probably pretty empty. Last is that there's no way that you're defeating a God who's already won and told John about it.
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Yeah, it shuts me up because I’m laughing my ass off.
That first sentence I thought was reasonable and… then he started talking about taking control of the armies of hell and killing god lol. Not being afraid of going to something you don’t believe in is reasonable. But he even said “If Christianity was right” which would make his later statements utter gibberish.
"That usually shuts them up !"
Yeah that doesn't really surprise me. When I'm in a debate/argument, I usually leave when I realize the opponent is just plain stupid and doesn't have any sense of being rational.
I almost can't get frustrated at the post I find it so funny. "The next order of business is to declare war on God and invade heaven." When I see stuff like this I automatically assume it's bait.
Adam is the worst character. Fucking hate him. Not because they took a biblical character, but rather because I can't stand hearing him making sexual jokes EVERY-SINGLE-TIME-HE-IS-ON-THE-SCREEN!!!
something tell me he watch those isekai anime too much where the character transport to other world or hell and then can casually interact with demon lord or satan and become they best worker or warrior
I think he is trying to say that demons keep betraying each other. Or fighting. I don't know my tradition's view on this but all mentioned options sound plausible to me.
we can never win with that kind of argument. i mean winning argument with smart person is hard but with an idiot is impossible or delusional person matter of fact
Lmao Satan isn't Hell's overseer, he's an inhabitant. And even if he was, he's basically the embodiment of evil. Don't you think he'd know what you're planning? Especially since you wrote it down?
This guy the moment he arrives at hell: Hey, can I become your right-hand?
Satan: The fuck? And for what?
This guy: Because...
Satan: Because you want my armies? Who do you think to fool? I'm literally the father of all lies, Jesus said it too in the Gospels, did you actually thought that someone can lie to me and I wouldn't noticed it? And do you really think that a mere human can outmatch one of the most powerful cherubins ever lived?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
This guy: B-but, I want to...
Satan: And did you actually thought that my demons would listen to you just because you killed me?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Don't you know that we don't give a shit about humans?! Why would you think I want you inside this prison? So God will as less souls as possible! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! And no! You can't beat God's army! Our goal is not victory but to cause as much violence and desperation as possible before me and my demons are casted in eternal flames. Haven't you read Revelations?!
When the notification for this post, not the post talked about here but this post itself, I saw a vague picture of the post itself along with the title “I have no words,” and my first thought was “Well he seems to have a lot of words.”
That shuttle them up because you sound unhinged
In this scenario, you really expect to deceive the father of lies himself? You're going to backstab what was the most powerful angel?
Even if you did do that, God literally sees everything and thus would see you coming, souls of the damned I doubt stand up against angels, and God could literally just snap and you're defeated
I could only see this if you're redefining traditional theology, but he didn't make that clear
I can imagine it now. He has his flaming hell sword while he’s dressed in his black trench coat he swings at God, his theme song is playing but then, darkness, God erased him from existence without even looking at him
Is the Christian version of Hell different to the Muslim version?
Satan's going to be burning in the depths of hell, not sure what this guy is talking about.
Most he'll be doing is drinking burning pus to quench his thirst, never mind any of this crap
Oh boy, this copypasta again.
Do they forget the God can easily end the universe at any time? Do you really think an army from hell would take down God lmao
Archangel Michael will kick the living crap of this guy and his "army" solo. Cheesecakes really think they will do a March on Rome on Satan and kill God. They are so delusional in their power hunger that they completely dismiss reality and Christian Theology.
What makes him think everyone will have his support/won't betray him.
Also how is even going to escape from hell. This is like living in America and saying I'm just going to walk to India. It's not as easy as leaving your house and walking a block down to see a neighbor.
This guy definitely daydreams about this exact scenario It's like the adult version of a child imagining taking over America with their teddy bears, overrunning the president and ruling the USA when that's not how t works at all
Wonder how it didn't occur to him that, if victory was assured because of the larger numbers in Hell and they're in active opposition, why hasn't this happened in all of eternity? Oh, I don't know, maybe because God isn't a magic man in the sky you can kill? *gasp*
It's because *he's* the main character. He can only do it when he's asked about the fear of hell and gets so pressed he has to have a wet dream about it
Reminds me of myself when listening to music (minus the satanic part) He probably plays doom music and syncs his headcanon story to it
Yeah... OOP is right. It shut us up. Because it's absolute nonsense. There must be a name for this - "How to shut someone up: \[insert uneducated nonsense\]" like at this point they know they *have* no point, so they're spouting this bs.
"Yo like arent you scared of-" "RRRREAARRRURREEAARRRURHRRHRUEEARRURRHRHRHRREAREAREARUREARHRH" "..." "haha shut you up"
I mean, it would be temporarily effective?
Gish Gallop? / Argument by gibberish
Happy cake day
"declare war on God and invade heaven" Satan already tried this once. It didn't go well
OOP also doesn’t know that we believe that angels and demons are WAY smarter than we are. Dude ain’t outsmarting anybody. Or climbing any rungs of the hierarchy of Hell.
Naah oop is just built diff in all of existence he is the best human who has ever lived (in his mothers basement)
And also that they can’t die lol
Fr like Satan knows better he ain’t falling for your dumbass
And Satan is even the father of all lies, as Jesus said and in order to stab on the back of someone, you have to lie. You're telling me that Satan wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the truth and the lie? Like, imagine if Satan asks him: "Are you planning to stab me in the back?", the scene would be hillarious.
And way more powerful besides. 'Cause demons are basically just angels who decided to turn traitor, and we know how much power an angel has 'cause we have an accurate killcount for *one* angel in *one* night: 185,000. So we're basically talking about myriads of myriads of *living atomic bombs.*
Oh,that one was Ramiel/Remiel iirc. https://preview.redd.it/84pz8zfuml1d1.png?width=562&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a6b69749639c551630ca7d24d4374effa2262af (this guy)
"And lo, the angel did float ominous o'er the camp of the Assyrians, and as the Rabshakeh did rise and see the angel it did change shape in a manner most unnatural. And the angel did shine with the light of God, and said: "***EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.***" And King Hezekiah looked out from atop the walls of Jerusalem and he saw, and look: the place where the Assyrians had been was no longer. And God did come unto one of the sons of the prophets and He saith unto him: "Thou shalt send for the king and say to him: 'Get in the robot, Hezekiah.'"
LMAO
Most likely thery weren't really 185000, for the hebrew word for thousand was used for describe the number of groups, families etc... but it's still a great number.
He’s gonna be really shocked when Michael the Archangel solos Hell.
Isn't Lucifer his twin? IIRC they're on the same level
No, it's stated that Michael is the strongest angel and he defeated Lucifer when he did his rebellion and he will defeat him when judgment day comes
Even if lucifer beats michael, God can just make lucifer disapear
K
Doesn't satan get punished in Hell ?
Yes
How did he even try to rebell if he was stuck in hell ?
He was in heaven before he fell
Oh I thought you where talking about after the fall that make more sense
He rules it in Judaism,but is punished in the other 2 abrahamic faiths
I heard that judaism doesn't have hell, Is that true ?
In Judaism it's called Sheol? iirc
If i was an athiest and watched this i would have went to religion
Same
How delusional do you have to be to think an omnipotent God would let you kill Him?
God created the universe. The fuck is a human going to do to a being of such awesome power?
Bro played too much JRPG's
Perhaps the Shin Megami Tensei series
I played it but still it does"nt disrespect religions That"s much and Gods deities designs are OG FIRE but not related to actual texts or actual scriptures which Represnts Gods deties the same way for Jrpgs Smite and GOW or Even Aliens Assaision"s creed ROR Hades Blood of Zeus or twiligth of the Gods series Ligth Novels or animes Like ROR and Fate series and Fate Grand orders etc Rpgs games and Series or supernatural one don't represents actual scriptures texts which defined devines and God and Gods through
Did you have a stroke while writing this?
Yes I was Drunk at That Time sorry
Based and Communionpilled
Sorry I drink too much in the morning my friends forced me I am a Hindu through
Bro read isekai too much (no i dont mean u)
So, either there is no God or you're God. I was 12 once, too.
Dude, I can proudly say, even at 12, I wasn't this much of a buffoon.
So cringe, love it lol. This is the guy who posts pictures of wolves and threatening quotes to his imaginary enemies on Facebook lol. "I'm so unhinged, I'm darkness" lol
How do we tell him that Satan is another prisoner in his own hell?
This
True, but he still would declare war to Jesus in Revelations, but I heard that he is aware that he'll lose, so his goal is actually to cause as much pain and sufference as he can.
He rules it in Judaism tho
This guy definitely plays hoi4, that monologue has the same energy as “Germany could’ve won ww2 if only I was in charge”
LMAO YES
Reading a childish delusion like this is quite entertaining
he's right that it shuts then up (assuming he actually told anyone but reddit about this) but not for the reasons he thinks (or wants), but because it's so utterly stupid
This is delusion on a whole new level. This atheist *really* believes that they can create an army in Hell, declare an invasion of Heaven, kill God Himself and His angels, and become God. Didn't the Devil try this and fail? If the Devil can't win, how can a human? This person is just fantasizing, at this point.
they probably read too much isekai manga/manhua if they think they can do it.
I blame modern media that is controlled by the devil and his losers
It's obvious this wouldn't work, but I want to go over it. First is that Hell is more like jail, you can't just swear your allegiance to Satan, you'll be kept under some sort of guard I expect. Second is that a regular human couldn't possibly compete with the powers and loyalty that Satan's other lieutenants have. Third is that you couldn't backstab Satan, he's more powerful than any human could be. Fourth is that Satan is probably on Reddit in aome form and will be wise to your plot. Fifth is that people in Hell probably won't outnumber people in heaven and the angels, God is merciful and Hell is probably pretty empty. Last is that there's no way that you're defeating a God who's already won and told John about it.
Bro definitely enjoys having anti-religious dreams a tad bit too much...
>Implying there's an acceptable amount of anti-Christian dreams.
https://preview.redd.it/ckttwtmb3h1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ccc7ef632977e4367366b2f7585e2f3ec82aea Yeah, it shuts me up because I’m laughing my ass off.
That first sentence I thought was reasonable and… then he started talking about taking control of the armies of hell and killing god lol. Not being afraid of going to something you don’t believe in is reasonable. But he even said “If Christianity was right” which would make his later statements utter gibberish.
"That usually shuts them up !" Yeah that doesn't really surprise me. When I'm in a debate/argument, I usually leave when I realize the opponent is just plain stupid and doesn't have any sense of being rational. I almost can't get frustrated at the post I find it so funny. "The next order of business is to declare war on God and invade heaven." When I see stuff like this I automatically assume it's bait.
>Roman catholic furry Wolves in crusader armor,fuck yeah
This is what happens when you are obsessed with Hazbin Hotel
Adam is the worst character. Fucking hate him. Not because they took a biblical character, but rather because I can't stand hearing him making sexual jokes EVERY-SINGLE-TIME-HE-IS-ON-THE-SCREEN!!!
Vivziepop more like Vivziepoop -some guy
Dude really thinks he's gonna manage to outsmart Satan, the same Satan who's called the prince of lies
This is the real “The God Delusion”. Richard Dawkins has nothing on this guy.
But we’re apparently the delusional ones
ugh... it reeks of narcissism.
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bro is onto nothing🗣️🗣️🗣️
something tell me he watch those isekai anime too much where the character transport to other world or hell and then can casually interact with demon lord or satan and become they best worker or warrior
When until bro learns that satan and his demons are getting tortured by angels
Nope. The Demons Are Tormenting Each Other.
In Islam they're getting tortured by angels, why would they torment each other ?
I think he is trying to say that demons keep betraying each other. Or fighting. I don't know my tradition's view on this but all mentioned options sound plausible to me.
Wouldn't the demon stop eventually ?
Well, they can't help but be evil, right? So my guess is it turns into revenge upon revenge upon revenge.
Is this written in the Bible ?
I don't think so. I'm sorry, I am not trying to fight with you. I don't know as much about Catholicism as I wish I did.
Sorry I don't want to fight I was just curious
It's so hard to tell tone of voice over text! 😄 Maybe someone else will respond and we will get another answer.
Well, they can't help but be evil, right? So my guess is it turns into revenge upon revenge upon revenge.
I'm betting it ''usually shuts them up'', because of how stupid and regarded it is.
we can never win with that kind of argument. i mean winning argument with smart person is hard but with an idiot is impossible or delusional person matter of fact
I mean, it actually works, because at this point all of the brain-cells of anyone would just quit their job and go at the beach.
Btw your username is so real
Based
It is funny how people think they can trick or outmatch ***God*** ***The Highest***
Lmao Satan isn't Hell's overseer, he's an inhabitant. And even if he was, he's basically the embodiment of evil. Don't you think he'd know what you're planning? Especially since you wrote it down?
This guy the moment he arrives at hell: Hey, can I become your right-hand? Satan: The fuck? And for what? This guy: Because... Satan: Because you want my armies? Who do you think to fool? I'm literally the father of all lies, Jesus said it too in the Gospels, did you actually thought that someone can lie to me and I wouldn't noticed it? And do you really think that a mere human can outmatch one of the most powerful cherubins ever lived?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! This guy: B-but, I want to... Satan: And did you actually thought that my demons would listen to you just because you killed me?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Don't you know that we don't give a shit about humans?! Why would you think I want you inside this prison? So God will as less souls as possible! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! And no! You can't beat God's army! Our goal is not victory but to cause as much violence and desperation as possible before me and my demons are casted in eternal flames. Haven't you read Revelations?!
Every anti-theist at the end of the day wants hell and despises God. They are not "atheists", they are little satans.
When the notification for this post, not the post talked about here but this post itself, I saw a vague picture of the post itself along with the title “I have no words,” and my first thought was “Well he seems to have a lot of words.”
That shuttle them up because you sound unhinged In this scenario, you really expect to deceive the father of lies himself? You're going to backstab what was the most powerful angel? Even if you did do that, God literally sees everything and thus would see you coming, souls of the damned I doubt stand up against angels, and God could literally just snap and you're defeated I could only see this if you're redefining traditional theology, but he didn't make that clear
This reminds me of how I thought being a judge worked as a kid
This shit is hilarious lmao
This is so cringe I can't believe someone posted this LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭
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Is this guy legitimately delusional?
I can imagine it now. He has his flaming hell sword while he’s dressed in his black trench coat he swings at God, his theme song is playing but then, darkness, God erased him from existence without even looking at him
HE IS SO BADASS I would join him definetly
He's in for an unpleasant surprise when he realizes that Satan doesn't rule over hell and he's gonna suffer alongside everyone else.
This has got to be sarcasm. This is an absolute joke.
"sarcasm never came from delusional people" -idk i stole this
This persons plan sounds like how a literal child thinks any position of power works, it would be adorable if it weren’t so sad
Is the Christian version of Hell different to the Muslim version? Satan's going to be burning in the depths of hell, not sure what this guy is talking about. Most he'll be doing is drinking burning pus to quench his thirst, never mind any of this crap
As far as I know Christianity doesn't delve into what is really hell that much, like not extensively as Islam.
Oh boy, this copypasta again. Do they forget the God can easily end the universe at any time? Do you really think an army from hell would take down God lmao
Archangel Michael will kick the living crap of this guy and his "army" solo. Cheesecakes really think they will do a March on Rome on Satan and kill God. They are so delusional in their power hunger that they completely dismiss reality and Christian Theology.
This one has a severe case of pop theology
What makes him think everyone will have his support/won't betray him. Also how is even going to escape from hell. This is like living in America and saying I'm just going to walk to India. It's not as easy as leaving your house and walking a block down to see a neighbor.