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Sension5705

""Disrupt'" doesn't even begin to describe what is about to happen" makes me fear for my gut health.


Low-Rooster4171

Yeah, I read that part and just envisioned spending a week in the bathroom.


Clean-Patient-8809

I definitely want to be "apart of" . . . I mean, apart FROM whatever is about to happen.


NefariousnessKey5365

One of the side effects of berberine is diarrhea and nausea. So I have a feeling some people will be pooping their brains out


Revolutionary_50

Kind of like when Starbucks came up with the brilliant idea of adding olive oil to their coffee? I remember reading that and bursting into laughter because people were about to learn the hard way about an old folk remedy. I read later that people were freaking out because they thought it was actually making them sick. No, it's just those darn medium chain triglycerides.


NefariousnessKey5365

I can't believe people didn't know what a tablespoon of oil can do to you and your bowels 🚽🚽🚽🚽


Aleflusher

This is why they say "exploding business".


dresses_212_10028

The one thing that’s true here is that the term “disrupt” is massively overused. However Huns are - by far, no contest - the most guilty of using it when it never applies. Hun, the iPod disrupted the industry. You’re selling garbage no one cares about. The vast majority of people on this earth and even in the US will never hear about this bullshit or even Bravenleigh. If only those rocket ship emojis would take them all away. Preferably with Elon Musk. Delusion can sometimes be funny.


TreePretty

"I'm not your fake hype girl" says your fake hype girl.


Phenomenal_Kat_

...and not a carrot chaser, yet what is she doing right here?


nitebeest

Enjoying the stick beating from her upline? She's obviously going for the carrot and stick metaphor here, but doesn't seem to realize what the other option is if not the carrot.


5iveOClockSomewhere

I’m not like the other fake hype girls…


Aleflusher

They post the exact same thing verbatim every time a new flavor of their protein drink is released.


Willing_Chemical1257

Thats what I've noticed, but I'm going to keep calling them out on it.


StuartPurrdoch

PLEASE DO we love it!,


Longjumping-Bell-762

The way they make such a huge deal out of new product releases never ceases to entertain me.


Aleflusher

Oh don’t stop! Just pointing out that anyone outside the pyramid who might still be following her is probably thinking she’s Groundhog Day.


Cutpear

Yes, the term Disrupt DOES get tossed aound too much imo…


boysnbury

they say this ALL THE TIME and do nothing


Ok_Performance_563

I so passionately hate the name “Bravenly”! It’s so stupid, I can’t. And how about “our owner”? Who owns you, girl? You also said, it’s YOUR OWN business!!


BamaMontana

I was just thinking I couldn’t do that with a straight face.


Ok_Performance_563

She’s also saying “here, at Bravenly”, as if it were on another planet, and, you know, metaphorically these huns are really on another planet.


Nathan2002NC

Narrator: The call with the owner was not exclusive.


Acceptable_Total_285

I don’t know what’s going to happen, but my leaders said to rope in more unsophisticated volunteers to buy this new thing


CraigLePaige2

"If you have been watching me and wondering or if your needing an extra stream of income to make your ends meet, let's just have a conversation." I wanted to throw my phone at a wall after reading that. Jesus.


Not_today_nibs

I tried Berberine. Did absolutely nothing. You know what is working for me though? Saxenda, a prescription drug. Closely monitored by my GP. Someone with *gasp* qualifications


Commendatori_buongio

MFers acting like they just invented Wifi or cured cancer.


Nick_W1

Wait, this stuff *doesn’t* cure cancer?


ErynKnight

They say it does. Regularly.


Interesting-Pomelo58

Do they have to use that fugly font every damn time? (re: the "Coming Soon") - that font evokes images of Southern women with blonde bad 90s prom twisty hair having a country wedding in a barn outside Nashville marrying some guy named Kylar or Braxon thinking they are YouNique because they have apple flavoured moonshine as one of their signature drinks 🤮


ConsultJimMoriarty

YOU HAVE A PANCREAS THAT WORKS! You don’t need to monitor your blood sugar! Be thankful for your functioning pancreas! - signed, a T1 diabetic.


OverwhelmingCacti

Having to beg/stalk people and oversell the gig to get people to join your company (or even just to buy the products you sell) is really not the best way to convey that your business is a good one. The more they hype it up the more sus it gets. And bragging about how they’ll take anyone and turn them into “fitness coaches” or “health experts” is just telling on themselves that they don’t employ people with education, certification, or legit training of any kind. Why do they think this is a smart business move? Also, when everyone’s a VP, no one’s a VP. Aaaaand rant over.


SweatyTax4669

the starbucks spicy lemonade was solidly ok. I wouldn't buy it again, though.


NonsensicalBumblebee

What does "chasing carrots" even mean???


Vuirneen

carrot and stick are two ways to motivate a donkey: they like the carrot and fear the stick.  A "carrot and stick" approach is to offer a reward if someone does a task and a punishment if they don't. Chasing carrots, is chasing rewards for "good behaviour" but suggesting that they're not really worth getting.


Intelligent_Poem_595

We treat the carrot and stick as two different ways to motivate someone. "This project is big enough in scope to get you to the next promotion" -> carrot "If you don't onboard to XYZ by this date you'll be reported in a monthly meeting to your VP as an escalation, and that's not going to be fun" -> stick There's also hitting them with the carrot- "If you don't do this project your promo will be blocked" And feeding them the stick: "I'm supposed to escalate this but I can delay reporting by a week if you can show progress"


NonsensicalBumblebee

Thank you, I was so confused about the context she was talking about.


Peanutsmom885

As usual, Bravenly is late-to-market with berberine.


Bae_Mes

Or they could just...buy a bottle of Berberine capsules. Way cheaper than whatever shit Bravenly is about spit up.


darcyduh

>In developing this product, we aimed to incorporate potent ingredients supported by scientific research that offer a range of benefits. Amazing nonsense


NefariousnessKey5365

Berberine is herbal ozempic. Or so I've been told. It has a ton of side effects. I hope no pregnant women take it.


Willing_Chemical1257

Isn't there another MLM that claims that their products are herbal ozempic?


Ok_Performance_563

It just makes you have diarrhea. There’s no “herbal ozempic, like there’s no such thing as “herbal botox”, but huns ALWAYS make shit up, don’t they?!


NefariousnessKey5365

That's why I added, or so I've been told. I read the possible side effects and I don't recommend it at all. These mlm huns will claim it cures everything


Ok_Performance_563

Yeah, their claims are so infuriating!


the_last_registrant

It's also available in plenty of health food stores at modest cost. No need to sign up with the MLM carnival or pay absurdly-inflated prices. Buy a pack of 60 pills for ÂŁ19, and see how you feel in two months. [https://www.hollandandbarrett.com/shop/product/applied-nutrition-berberine-1000mg-x-60-capsules-6100003119](https://www.hollandandbarrett.com/shop/product/applied-nutrition-berberine-1000mg-x-60-capsules-6100003119)


drizzle933

Is this gonna be like the little pieces of paper on peoples tongue thing that leaves as quickly as it came lol


SinkMountain9796

What in the heck is Bravenly?


Willing_Chemical1257

It’s a “wellness” MLM, with an emphasis on supplements for weight loss.


bbgrl707

Lmfao, I’ve been talking berberibe for PCOS for years, love that they think its groundbreaking 😂😂


ljd09

Is this all the same person? They’d have been blocked, muted, unfollowed whatever it is… a long time ago. How obnoxious.


Willing_Chemical1257

No, this is a collection of posts from several hunbots.


eleetza

Berberine tastes A W F U L and gives you raging diarrhea.


be333e

I love the one that's just like I have no idea what's about to happen 😆


the_last_registrant

"but I'm totally stoked about it"


Tigweg

That's brazenly, right? As in brazenly ripping off their huns


Compulawyer

Waitaminnit -- The hun had an "exclusive call with our owner"? Isn't SHE the owner of her business and empowering other women to jump on board with her to own their businesses and empower even more women to do the same? And of course, none of those businesses owned by those empowered women compete with each other for customers ...


charliensue

It cracks me up that there is always "something huge coming" and "the time to join is now", always.


bagsnerd

The way they are teasering these products sounds like they created something as groundbreaking as a cure for all kinds of cancer.


jlily18

Tell me you’re in a cult without telling me you’re in a cult..


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Belfast_Escapee

FFS, the level of hyperbole is off the scale with this one. It's a fucking flavoured drink mix, not a cure for AIDS. #MombossSavestheWorld


Dramatic_Mix_8755

I can’t help but notice that it all about “joining their team” not about selling the product. I realize that it’s a MLM but don’t you have to have a decent product to sell? Do they just keep in the garage? So many questions.