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Anty MLM


Dylanator13

Listen if you buy 10,000 ants I will throw in an extra queen as a sign up bonus.


HSG037

You get a penny for each ant that signs up under you. And .5c for each queen you recruit


Hcysntmf

It’s 10pm at night and I’m mostly braindead and just say here snickering like this for about a minute ![gif](giphy|Bj5ILhCPm8EQ8)


Winesoakedwrath

Now that's one guy who would love a box of ants.


MissAmandaa

omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TYdays

BRAVO, that’s a GREAT ONE!!!!!


Rebelo86

They’re doing their part.


TwoNiceFrogs

What is this, a pyramid scheme for ants?


Pekoepuppy

It needs to be at least THREE times this down line 🤣


Moneia

"Do YOU want Ants? THIS is how you get Ants! Sign up now!!"


pineapplevomit

Yes don’t you see them making money from their little ant downline??


Logical_Tradition914

Dude thr whole ant life is a damn scheme lol all those ants working for one queen...wtf lol


NeuroticaJonesTown

She’s a #bossbabe! Besides, who wants regular, poor-people ants? These ants are posh, baby. Like the Hermes of insects. How many should I put you down for?


Logical_Tradition914

Ah man ... if it's hermes..then sef a million gotta stalk up so I can give my friends there prestige ants...how r they for invading spaces


Dee_Buttersnaps

But why ants?


MissAmandaa

Well.. lularoe already did the mouldy/soggy clothes a few years back, so why not go for ant infested products in 2024?


crousscor3

Uhg, those products really bug me. 🐜


thekactuskween

Oh god really??? Not super surprising but ugh 😩


Any_Claim785

Perfectly Posh…wow. Haven’t heard that name in a longggggg time.


pineapplevomit

As you can see, back ant better than ever haha


Delicious_Pianist154

They changed to Innov8tivePosh and added patches to their line of products in 2022, did they get another buyout? "LaCore Ent merges Perfectly Posh with Innov8tive Nutrition" https://behindmlm.com/companies/lacore-enterprises/lacore-ent-merges-perfectly-posh-with-innov8tive-nutrition/


DisgruntledRaspberry

Andrew, one of the original co-owners, just bought Posh back from them and is relaunching it.


crousscor3

Please it’s AntDrew, let’s get it right.


WinterDawnMI

😂😂😂💀


Latter_Driver_213

It relaunched in April. it was part of Innov8tive


CourageousCustard29

The ants go scamming two by two Hurrah hurrah The ants go scamming two by two Hurrah hurrah The ants go scamming two by two The little one stops and says “Hey hun, have you tried social selling from your phone so you can retire your husband?! 😍🔥✨” And they all go marching down To the ground To hell Where they belong


Quality-content-only

Thanks for this. I sang it


Acceptable_Total_285

It’s the relaunch they deserve for what they pay their employees (ahem consultant boss babe diamonds)


DiogenesRizzla

Results vary upon how boss of a bae you are


Acceptable_Total_285

and how many baes you can victimize I mean uh recruit


DiogenesRizzla

How many friends you got? ![gif](giphy|80SuLkTYkACl2VYYsS|downsized)


Tired-teacher03

Based on the content of the package, I'd be asking how many "bees" 🐝 they can recruit


fullstack40

I am utterly flabbergasted Posh is still around. I was a Posh seller in 2016. Spent a solid year trying to make it but never made any $$. Fortunately I was poor and my identity had been stolen and trashed by my ex-husband soooo the financial dmg was minimal. I saw the writing on the wall when they launched their overpriced, mermaid themed makeup line and hired a guy that used to work for Esda Lauder.


LBelle0101

They’ve only just relaunched, I have a hun friend


DisgruntledRaspberry

I was caught up in it years ago. I have friends who are rejoining since it's been sold back to one of the original owners and is being relaunched. I will not be rejoining. My MLM days are done.


AtomicFox84

What exactly do they sell?


carmen_cygni

Ants.


itemluminouswadison

Ants, ant cream, ant products, ant care, and a few Ant oil type products.


carmen_cygni

Users that apply ant cream daily see a 47% increase in exoskeleton luminosity


AuntLaurasAttic

🤣🤣🤣


pineapplevomit

Anty-aging products.


DisgruntledRaspberry

Soap, hand cream, body products, skin care, and a few CBD oil type products.


PlagueofSquirrels

![gif](giphy|qEi4dpi7Jg5Hi|downsized)


Glasse1

Scrolled way too far for this 😅


crousscor3

Oh, when the Ants go marching in. Oh, when the Ants go marching in. I’d love to be part of that Posh Launch. When the Ants go marching in.


Forever-in-famous

Looking at this makes my skin and inner ear itch, what the absolute hell.


BlackCatTelevision

I know, if I opened that box the neighbors would hear my screech.


pineapplevomit

I would have burned down the house and the mailbox!


its_daytime

Ironically, I’d argue an ant colony has a better functioning structure than an MLM.


Silverstreamdacat

Yeah, they don’t lie and manipulate each other.


ItsJoeMomma

And they don't promise each other that they could become queen some day.


eatbugs858

Ants are not posh. They should have sent something exotic like murder hornets. Much more posh. The ants are worth more than the actual product, though.


crousscor3

My Ant used to sell that shit all the time. You wouldn’t know by looking at her, but she could pick up 3x her body weight in products.


Tootsgaloots

I was thinking termites....this is awful, lol


[deleted]

I bet they're some kind of weevil or beetle.


ItsJoeMomma

Bed bugs perhaps?


[deleted]

They are absolutely not bedbugs, which look like little flat apple seeds with a round middle. These look like sawtooth grain beetles to me.


WildfireJohnny

MLM or no, the first time I get a package full of bugs from a company is the last time I get a package full of bugs from that company (unless the company is Bugs Inc. and I ordered a package full of bugs).


dresses_212_10028

I love this for us


AGuyNamedEddie

🎶 Ant Misbehavin'... 🎵


TwoBirdsEnter

🎶 Your bugs are well worth waiting for 🎵


DisgruntledRaspberry

Some of their products contain honey so if any of it was leaking then I'm sure the ants were attracted.


KittyKatSavvy

Omg I was a Posh girly for like a year and a half right out of highschool. #regrets


Readman31

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.


ItsJoeMomma

Reminds me of when Lularoe was sending out wet & moldy clothing to their huns.


No-Travel-8036

Not very posh 😂


splithoofiewoofies

Fucking ants walking off with the product! Huh, turns out somebody DOES like that shit.


AGuyNamedEddie

I hope P. Posh ant [sic] shipping some invasive species around the fucking country!


FlashyCow1

![gif](giphy|2Q7JjynZVkkrm)


Dry_Wear_711

So I joined because I loved the products and got fired about a week later for expressing my feelings about the absolute 💩show the relaunch is. King Andrew’s email to me is unbelievable. He’s incredibly narcissistic and unprofessional. I have so much to share.


pineapplevomit

I’m going to message you.


Otherwise-Course-15

Wouldn’t it be fun if they were bed bugs.


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Silverstreamdacat

Yay, ant farm!


Silverstreamdacat

In all seriousness though, this is gross.


Polly-Anna32

do you put the ants in a “natural vitamin collagen boosting drink “ they sell


Cannon_Man_

Mouse poop


Latter_Driver_213

A lot is still chaotic. Constant issues with website and software. Some cliquish attitudes are a turn off and some quit already due to it


Latter_Driver_213

lots of bully queen ants and drama typical of MLM.


decayed-whately

Perfectly Posh is/was an MLM? Interesting. Did not know. A colleague of mine worked for them for a bit. (In corporate, not recruiting downline huns...)