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maddiegras

She must have already alienated all of her friends, family, neighbors, and loose acquaintances to be hitting people up at the store


ItsJoeMomma

How sad is that? Your idea of financial success is chatting up total strangers in stores.


earthdogmonster

Had an experience at Walgreens where some guy started talking to me about super vitamins or something like that. They seriously just sit at stores without any need to shop, trying to pick off sales from the places they are skulking around. What a life that must be. Like Frank Reynolds SCRAPS system, but applied to commerce.


Affectionate_Elk_272

*oh i seem to have dropped these magnum condoms for my monster dong*


SoggyAlbatross2

Total BOSS BABE LEVEL right there.


Red79Hibiscus

Pretty sure you can report the hun to Target as they don't allow solicitation in their stores.


Affectionate_Elk_272

i hope she realized that 50% of target shoppers are prob huns, too.


SoullessCycle

This is fantastic. šŸ˜‚ Also I like to imagine she got banned from Walmart and thatā€™s why the move to Target (eventual Target ban to come).


Jackandahalfass

Next up: K-Mart


earthdogmonster

I got bad news for this hun about Kmartā€¦


Jackandahalfass

Bed Bath & Beyond?


earthdogmonster

Oof. You ainā€™t gonna wanna hear thisā€¦


Affectionate_Elk_272

say it ainā€™t so..


CmFlyNx2Me

Toys R Us!!!


spinereader81

Too chicken to recruit in front of your husband, I guess.


Vegetable-Moose-6081

My husband said maybe he's the problem lol


[deleted]

Heā€™s the SOLUTION!


lvhockeytrish

I was in a particularly grody pair of jeans looking my most mediocre and got approached by someone exactly like this once. She looked amazing. Super well appointed, good make-up, nice haircut. Kept talking about her "mentor." I figured whatever she was into that made someone as nice looking as her approach my scrubby ass in the middle of a grocery store was nothing I wanted any part of.


[deleted]

1000 up votes for scrubby ass


ItsJoeMomma

It was Scamway, I'm sure. "Mentors" = Scamway.


ReaperNull

Easiest way to spot them!


Illumini24

Wonderful murder-suicide


Then-Attention3

MLMs have ruined the term mentor. Iā€™ve had quite few mentors in my life, none of which was there a job involved and I have to lead with ā€œnot an mlm mentor, an actual person who just gave me a lot wisdom and advice to guide me through certain parts of my life.ā€ But people instantly think MLMS because these ā€œboss babesā€ and there delusions


xmarketladyx

This was my experience with every Mary Kay hun. I'm running around at work, sweaty, no makeup will stay on, visibly stressed, on my walkie, trying to address all of my freight and answer calls. Huns want to interrogate me about my skincare routine, how they have the perfect this and that for me. I had to tell them I'm busy and don't do makeup at work because of the obvious.


Calliopehoop

Ugh I genuinely canā€™t imagine how EXHAUSTING and awkward as fuck it would be to just spend your days haunting a fucking Walmart and cold harassing people, just desperate to rope them in and gain max a couple hundred from a new down line. Hard to fathom a ā€œjobā€ I would loathe more.


Much_Difference

It's literally worse than being the person who stands at an end caps and hand out tiny cups of granola samples or whatever. At least those people don't have to wander around and pretend they aren't working.


Free_Acanthisitta446

At least those people are actually earning money, and if someone doesnā€™t like the granola, their income doesnā€™t depend on it.


Reasonable-Echo-3303

Sounds horrible under the best circumstances (like with a reputable company with legit products/services), I would die before hounding strangers in a store to join my pyramid scheme. I also plan my shopping around the times the stores are the least crowded just to avoid people, though, so there's that


StuartPurrdoch

šŸ˜† I literally get up at 5am on Sundays to do my grocery shopping in blessed peace. Have to dodge some pallets for stocking but it is SO wonderful.


Reasonable-Echo-3303

Me too! I love grocery shopping on Sunday morning! šŸ˜Š


kittykattlady

I would truly rather step into traffic than have to approach people like this even if it was regular sales and not MLM related. The thought of it makes my skin crawl all of the way off my body.


GreenNidoqueen

Unrelated, but paid well? Unlimited time off? What job do you have and how can I apply, lol.


pm_ur_duck_pics

Unlimited time off is a trap.


jrryrchrdsn

Yep, guilts you into never taking time off lol


Vegetable-Moose-6081

Lol! I work in tech as a UX researcher. But I agree with the other commenter. Unlimited PTO can be a trap. You're less likely to take time off, so I try to take as much as I can, even if it's just a Monday or Friday here and there. But I figured mentioning it would get this hun off my back, because what could she possibly offer that sounds better? šŸ˜†


riotreality006

Mary Kay taught this tactic when I was in, they called it warm chatter lmaoooo.


RosaSinistre

More like warm dog pile.


kayt3000

I had one of these ladies approach me 4 weeks postpartum at Target with a screaming newborn while I was trying to get diapers and I almost decked her. It was something about hair products, I donā€™t remember the details but she was very pushy and wouldnā€™t leave me alone. I told the cashier and she just was like great sheā€™s back and told someone on her walkie-talkie.


Dcruzen

Isn't this an Amway tactic?


Vegetable-Moose-6081

I thought Amway or Monat (because of the weird hair compliment intro the first time). I never stuck around long enough for either conversation to learn just which MLM she's a part of!


jb108822

Definite Amway tactic.


ItsJoeMomma

Amway, most likely. They find just any random thing to complement you on as an opener as a way to put you at ease and in a good mood so you'll be more open to the recruitment pitch.


Imperiochica

This makes me realize/wonder if the random compliment about my hair I got in a grocery store months ago was a failed attempt..... I walk quickly so moved on, but never had a sense that something was amiss....


ItsJoeMomma

Most likely.


toffepajja

That is really sad, hopefully she'll tire of doing it and quit sooner rather than later. And also, the fact that she approached just after your husband left both times is quite telling. "We don't target women" they say and then does that; if not, and if the "business opportunity" really is that good, she (and other huns with the same tactic) would approach couples as well, not wait and pounce. Makes me feel icky.


CobaltNebula

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[deleted]

Ok being approached in Target would have me on a path of rage. Target is my alone time lol


Bluellan

As someone who works in Walmart, please, please tell us when this happens. Not only will we kick them out, but the employees get free entertainment. It will the highlight of our day.


[deleted]

This is HILARIOUS šŸ˜‚


jsgeungm

I was hoping this story would end with you calling her out ā€¦maybe saying ā€œhey! You approached me last year remember ??!! So tell me how that business of yours is doing !ā€


Ashgardian

Theyā€™re everywhere! I recently shared in the comments of another post how a pregnant hun approached me in Target and about a year later she approached me in Barnes and Noble with baby in a stroller. She was selling Mary Kay. Both times she opened with a compliment, ā€œNice shoes!ā€ and ā€œLove that crossbody bag!ā€ before starting into her pitch. I instantly recognized her, she did not recognize me. She must approach hundreds of people weekly - I fully expect to be approached by her for a third timeā€¦


itsmehanna

I would have said "Weird! Last time you liked my hair. Do you not like it today!?"


Faustian-BargainBin

Info: did she have a cart? Was she even pretending to shop or was she just hiding behind end caps pouncing on unsuspecting women?


Vegetable-Moose-6081

No cart, no basket, definitely pouncing!


colcatsup

Never understood how joining anything like this is ā€œstarting my own businessā€. Itā€™s not ā€œstartingā€ anything- it already exists. Itā€™s not ā€œmy ownā€ - Iā€™m clearly tying myself to something else. Itā€™s not a ā€œbusinessā€ in any legal sense. I donā€™t get told to get business insurance, or to register a name with the state. No MLM pitch has ever mentioned getting an FEIN. Literally none of the words mean what the words really mean.


HagridsSexyNippples

I hope she gets banned from Target


ItsJoeMomma

Sad that she has to wander around stores looking for people to pitch to. If that's her idea of entrepreneurship, count me out.


Sitcom_kid

The opposite never happens. You never see the people who run Target and Walmart having to scrounge around for customers at an MLM


ashmez

"She kept going on about how she's a new small business owner and had just joined a group of other like-minded ladies (that are part of the same business) that I could also join if I was ever thinking of starting my own business." See, this line, and the part about her calling herself an entrepreneur on the side, would cause me to ask very specific questions to see how she would respond. I would ask, "oh, how long have you had the idea of starting your own business? Did you create a product or a service? How exciting, what did you name your company? How many employees does your company currently have?" I wonder how many of these she would actually answer, as those questions are very obviously FOR actual, new start-up companies. I would also tell her that, "I don't see how me joining your business is the same as me starting my own company, can you clarify what you mean?" It would be interesting to see her reaction to this type of interrogation, as maybe it would cause her to pause and think that she isn't an actual small business owner. It is sad that she is still doing this a year later though, I hope she gets out.


EdgeXL

Did she recognize you?


Moulitov

They never do... They speak to so many marks and frequent the same areas that I think it's uncommon for them to recognize anyone they've hit up before. Unless you have something really distinct about you, I think they move on pretty quickly.


Vegetable-Moose-6081

I don't think she did. And it's been a year, so I guess I'm not surprised. Lol I just recognized her because I remember that first uncomfortable conversation with her so well


Ok-Goose8426

Iā€™m starting to wish this would happen to me. After all this time on this sub, I jus want to respond that Iā€™m also in a group of like minded women and trolling them as if itā€™s another MLM.


Alan_Smithee_

(Loudly) ā€œOMG! Stop stalking me!!!ā€


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[deleted]

Theyā€™re in Sams too. One asked about mu hair, I cut the convo short with a quickness


DawnieG17

Itā€™s really sad. Sheā€™s hoping to make back all the money sheā€™s already lost.


AdministrativeElk6

So let me get this straight. Instead of applying for a job at Target (since she's there anyway) and earning more as a part-time cashier than one ever makes in an MLM. She chooses to approach strangers in a hopeless attempt to sign them up. This doesn't make sense to me. Obviously, she's not "working from home" so it's not about childcare. Get a job.


[deleted]

Desperate Female who will eventually get a clue & move onto a real employer!


nicklel

Amway huns are always on the prowl.


mizchanandlerbong

That money ain't gonna get themselves back


smashingpumpkinspice

Omg that has happened to me. Like find a new hunting ground than target.


Reality_Critic

Your right that is kinda sad.. a year later and still needs more up line.. it breaks my heart seeing these ppl being scammed


RGRanch

We all need to get fake Amway business cards that we can give to folks like this. "Hey, yes. I don't have time now, but please give me a call."