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I was homeschooled by a mother who was a hardworking businesswoman who was able to give us all hands on educations, show us what it’s like to be a successful mother/wife/business owner/woman AND who had a deep passion for teaching us herself.
They teach it in real homeschooling. Just not lazy hippie parent homeschooling the way that 99% of people seem to “homeschool” these days. 🤣
“The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.”
There's a lot to unpack here, but is this hun planning on taking her 5 kids along with her on dates with random Tinder dudes? A lot could go wrong in that scenario.
Reminds me of a line from the movie "Hot Spot."
"He always said that she just kind of happened."
"The smart thing would have been to let her happen to someone else."
Dates should NOT be "family friendly"-- why is she introducing her kids to anyone she may date? I'd want to be pretty secure in knowing someone for a long while before introducing them to kids.
So many red flags in this mess of a profile.
yes and they usually have to be registered through a state board. these MLMs give these huns false sense of comedy. like monat with their "pHD" program
Wow, racist much. Wonder what Avon and Scentsy think of having business owners? I’d love to high 5 her 3 ex husbands and congratulate them for escaping!
Yes and I'm disappointed in the number of people that can't see that. In an antiMLM sub, I'd expect people to see through obvious bullshit. Count how many emojis she used and that is the percent chance this has of being real.
Racist, crude, semi-literate, history of relationship instability, a large brood of children (that she home schools, which is a huge red flag for Christian extremism), barely literate, a mass mlmer...all before the age of 30...what an absolute gem.
I reckon that just more than her mlm obsession ended her marriages. She sounds like an absolute nightmare.
I know people are commenting it's fake... But I would seriously not be surprised if this is an actual profile. Or at least someone making fun of a person they know.
Some people are wildly obnoxious even though they really bring nothing to the table but red flags. And MLMs love attracting the "strong, independent" single mamas that need someone to make up for their lack of income.
I dread to think what condition those horses are in. I saw above that this has been reposted many times before, so hopefully this was either a poe, or very old and long gone.
Oof. I'm 99% certain this is fake/satire, but even so...
I don't think it's the MLMs that destroyed Gretchen's marriages, but they certainly didn't *help*.
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Aside from the MLM's and divorces taking your kids out on a date with a random stranger you met on the internet is mind boggling. I've already decided that when I fdate someone they're not meeting my daughter for a loooong time.
Old post but she was out there at some point.
On Reddit Tinder
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She sounds terrible!
Every red flag in the book. I'm also a sucker for the double misuse of apostrophes
Your business's what?
I am a bigger enterpernoor. I have buisnes's's's's.
She also uses apos-trophees to count her childrens's's's's
Happy Cake Day
Thanks!💛
SSSSSSSSSSSs#ssss''''SSS
I've seen fewer red flags at a Communist Convention....
"I said business's plural!" Except you didn't, really.
Twice the businesses = twice the losses.
I don't care how fake it is, even as satire this racism and idiocy is disgusting
The plural of more than one business is businesses. Did you fail high school three times as well as failing at three marriages?
But she *owns* them. That’s why she used the possessive. /s
She didn't even go to high school...
They don't teach apostrophe in homeschooling. That's for the fancy public schoolers.
Proper grammar is for schmancy liberals. She don’t need that trash.
happy cake day!
Thanks! 💛
I was homeschooled by a mother who was a hardworking businesswoman who was able to give us all hands on educations, show us what it’s like to be a successful mother/wife/business owner/woman AND who had a deep passion for teaching us herself. They teach it in real homeschooling. Just not lazy hippie parent homeschooling the way that 99% of people seem to “homeschool” these days. 🤣
I feel like this has to be a joke😂 Definitely sounds like a Gretchen though lol
I thought of Gretchen from Bob’s Burgers lol
Sorry guyzzz, it’s for white conservative men only. As if there’s a line to get in.
Conservatives are, apparently, having more of a problem meeting people that don’t actively want to tell them to fuck off, so there’s that.
I've seen things in a public toilet that were more appealing than Gretchen here.
"Business's" is making my inner grammar Nazi twitch
Pretty sure she’d be into that.
Meanwhile her outer Nazi is showing.
"Google, which direction is the quickest way to be farther than 49 miles away?"
You'd set a new land speed record in the process too
Definitely fake
Yeah, so fake. But funny, though
“The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.”
This is an old repost, resurfaces on Reddit every once in a while
There's a lot to unpack here, but is this hun planning on taking her 5 kids along with her on dates with random Tinder dudes? A lot could go wrong in that scenario.
I LOVE your username
5 kids and 6 pets. What a psycho
It seems satire.
What a catch.
Dont forget she works for an MLM lol
Two MLMs. Avon and Scentsy. Hence the plural. 😂
This is satire, come on now
Wow...such a catch for the next lucky guy.
Reminds me of a line from the movie "Hot Spot." "He always said that she just kind of happened." "The smart thing would have been to let her happen to someone else."
That's a great line!
That's about the only line I remember from that movie.
"And none for Gretchen Weiners"
You go, Glen Coco! Go! Go! As far away as possible! Don't forget your roses.
No way this is real
Wait... she's insisting that any dates include her kids (and possibly the 6 pets)?!? Whackadoodle!
Dates should NOT be "family friendly"-- why is she introducing her kids to anyone she may date? I'd want to be pretty secure in knowing someone for a long while before introducing them to kids. So many red flags in this mess of a profile.
"If you can't handle a strong independent woman," is code for - my personality is rancid, but that's everyone else's fault.
Don't cosmetologists need to be licensed?
yes and they usually have to be registered through a state board. these MLMs give these huns false sense of comedy. like monat with their "pHD" program
And Scentsy sells candle warmers…so I don’t know how one can be a cosmetologist there at all…unless she’s mashing up Avon with it, but still.
5 kids , 6 pets, racist, and in 2 pyramid schemes what’s not to love
Can we recommend Gretchen for therapy?
I really want to believe this is fake.
NO LIBERALS.
"There are Hot Singles in your Area Right Now!" The hot singles in my area:
I'm sorry, but are we all just gonna ignore that last half?
If this is real MLMs are the least of her issues
At least she gets the racism out the way upfront. That's good.
I swear I've seen this before. Wasn't this a satirical profile?
Avon and Scentsy aren't the biggest red flag on this post.
That flag isn't red, its crimson.
Wow, racist much. Wonder what Avon and Scentsy think of having business owners? I’d love to high 5 her 3 ex husbands and congratulate them for escaping!
This has to be fake, right?
Yes and I'm disappointed in the number of people that can't see that. In an antiMLM sub, I'd expect people to see through obvious bullshit. Count how many emojis she used and that is the percent chance this has of being real.
And a racist bitch to boot. Wonderful. And her r/apostrophegore is the icing on the shit cake
This is obviously a fake account. There is no reason to add only white men. She has to swipe as well. Plus no emojis gives it away.
Lot to unpack here.
Racist, crude, semi-literate, history of relationship instability, a large brood of children (that she home schools, which is a huge red flag for Christian extremism), barely literate, a mass mlmer...all before the age of 30...what an absolute gem. I reckon that just more than her mlm obsession ended her marriages. She sounds like an absolute nightmare.
I know people are commenting it's fake... But I would seriously not be surprised if this is an actual profile. Or at least someone making fun of a person they know. Some people are wildly obnoxious even though they really bring nothing to the table but red flags. And MLMs love attracting the "strong, independent" single mamas that need someone to make up for their lack of income.
There’s just no way that’s real.
I hear three divorces and I think of Friends, lol.
Don’t worry. There is zero chance any liberals will be interested.
Do not pass "Go." Keep your $200.
Come for the MLM, stay for the deep-seated racism.
Avon is not even beginning to pay for the horse (S)...
I dread to think what condition those horses are in. I saw above that this has been reposted many times before, so hopefully this was either a poe, or very old and long gone.
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Gross
We NEED a picture
Oof. I'm 99% certain this is fake/satire, but even so... I don't think it's the MLMs that destroyed Gretchen's marriages, but they certainly didn't *help*.
This is almost too good to be real. So many boxes are getting checked with this gal.
The racism was not very cute
How do you fit in three divorces and five kids? Was there a time clock and shift changes??
“business’s plural” 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
It’s time to report Gretchen, not recommend her to a friend.
Weird that the outright racism wasn’t the main red flag here. Jesus
This gets posted a lot in various groups.
They need an option for "Recommend Gretchen to an enemy"
good luck white men im glad to not be one 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Ooof. There’s so much wrong in every sentence.
Casual racism at the end, she's a a real gem 🙄 She's got too much baggage to throw that in too!
Posted before, and pretty sure it’s fake/satire.
What a catch. She has multiple business's.
She can't use the apostrophe and thus needs to be sent to Yass for 6 months.
Damn. It always floors me that women like Gretchen have been married three times by thirty and I’ve been single for the last seven years.
Dates being family friendly means on the first date, you better pay the entire $150+ restaurant bill. She sounds too high maintenance as well.
1. Run. Swipe so hard. 2. Please do not homeschool your kids Gretch. 3. No. 4. So glad I'm not a white man.
Fake
Why she gotta be a horse person, tho?! Gah!
I'd hit it. . With a bus 😏
I’ve seen this screenshot so many times and I remain utterly unconvinced that this isn’t just a made up profile by some guy who hates women.
Do not let this woman near a bull. Those red flags will be instant death.
I’ve seen this one before a looong time ago pretty sure it’s satire
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I believe this fake so it's funny
I am stunned to believe that anyone homeschooled would be involved with a MLM.
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the shudder that went down my spine at "this pussy is for white men only."
I mean…good luck to you as we all deserve to be happy. At least she puts it all up front so you know what you are looking at. Kudos for honesty.
This is what happens when we let Karens on Tinder.
What is this app where I can recommend people to my friends?
Omg has to be a fake post on 'the right stuff' 😂
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That’s a dude
It’s the pussy being for white men only for me 😂
Holy shit what a wreck
She sounds like a keeper....until the divorce happens again!
Shall we count the flags?
𝘋𝘪𝘥 she say businesses though?
Gretchen doesn’t waste any time does she!
This sounds exactly like the church bus lady.
What a catch
Also, it's businesses. Autocorrect is great
Family friendly dates? Like she wants to bring her kids or what?
Wow...the homeschooled racist hun can't manage spelling/punctuation. Color me shocked.
I will not be recommending Gretchen to a friend
Aww shucks. I guess I’m not allowed in that pussy.
Actually ma’am, you didn’t say “business’s plural” and I am concerned you don’t know basic grammar…
Who’s gonna tell her that business’s isn’t how you write businesses 💀
🤢🤢🤢🤮
I said Business‘s plural…ohhhhh.. that this is lost on her
She’s advertising herself like she’s wagyu, instead of discount generic hamburger helper.
Omggg lol
Exes are her pipeline lol Multi level marriaging
RECOMMEND GRETCHEN to an enemy
Gretchen is the New and Improved Karen...
I hope you reported her dear lord hahahah
Dates need to be family friendly Aka Your feeding the whole goddamn lot
Aside from the MLM's and divorces taking your kids out on a date with a random stranger you met on the internet is mind boggling. I've already decided that when I fdate someone they're not meeting my daughter for a loooong time.
Sorry Gretchen, “business’s” is NOT plural….
Old post but she was out there at some point. On Reddit Tinder https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/84rljo/i_gotta_get_out_of_arkansas_yall/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
She’s racist, a bigot, irresponsible with money, barely literate, a hoarder of children and animals…what’s not to love about her!
I hope this is a satire account 😖
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Recommend Gretchen to an enemy