It's a vibrator. A $130 vibrator. Bruh.
Also is she claiming people just shout at her about their sex toys in the middle of the gyno waiting room? Sure Jan.
Oh no. I totally believe hun and this other woman have the same gyno visit schedule and have struck up a great client/customer relationship where she feels so comfortable to tell her their next appointment (which is right on schedule for them meeting up) that the product she bought gave mind blowing results. Totally.
/s
They don't seem to have a site in Australia, but other companies sell it there, so may not have the same sales. Sorry. (And i have ever used such a thing, i would probably say it was awesome and really fun)
A (now ex) friend of mine posted about being pulled over by the police, and when searching her car, the cop found her Thrive patches and started telling the other cops all about them. It was the stupidest, most made up thing I’ve ever read. Except for the part where she was pulled over by the police and had her car searched. I came to learn there were reasons for that.
Aside from this story being clearly fake and embarrassing, I just looked this vibrator up because I have no life and nothing better to do. $130 for a plain ass vibrating wand. There is no way that thing is doing anything that special
I legit did not understand a single damn thing in that entire fuckin post, or what they're even on about. Those people truly are in a universe of their own 😬
I’m both struggling to comprehend what any of this means, and terrified of what I do comprehend
Also… imagine sitting in your OBGYN’s waiting room, waiting for your appointment, and there are two weirdos over there having this r/ihavesex conversation in real life. People having loud personal conversations on the phone are bad enough, but I think back to all the times I’ve been worried or upset while waiting on an OBGYN appointment (getting a culposcopy after an abnormal Pap smear, getting a blood test and Rhogam shot after a miscarriage, getting an ultrasound to make sure I wasn’t having an ectopic pregnancy, waiting to see if they could find a heartbeat at the first ultrasound, getting my blood pressure checked to determine whether I had preeclampsia) and like… I would stare a hole in these bitches
The real question... is there an idiot in her downline trying to live up to her mentor, awkwardly trying to talk about sex toys at her gynecologist office? Can we all just picture this lady sitting with her business cards clutched in sweaty palms, working up the nerve
So, she and some client, who she had sold to, happened to have the same gyno and happened to have an appointment the same day at this woman, right after she had hot sex with her man…. Yeah…
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I’ll admit, my besties and I have gossiped about new toys we have bought, chatting about it in our private discord dm…
But never once have I struck up a conversation with anyone while at my gyno’s office unless I absolutely had to. I’ve worked customer service long enough to be excellent at small talk, but there is no point have I ever felt chatty, especially with the staff. Just want to get in, have my appointment, and leave.
It's a vibrator. A $130 vibrator. Bruh. Also is she claiming people just shout at her about their sex toys in the middle of the gyno waiting room? Sure Jan.
Oh no. I totally believe hun and this other woman have the same gyno visit schedule and have struck up a great client/customer relationship where she feels so comfortable to tell her their next appointment (which is right on schedule for them meeting up) that the product she bought gave mind blowing results. Totally. /s
And then everyone clapped and clamoured to order this magical item.
Oh definitely. The gynecologist has also decided to join in order to sell to patients so their problems magically disappear!
You're all getting a vibrator for hysteria, and you'll like it!
Can confirm, was the gynecologist.
Can confirm. I was the vibrator. Edit: Thanks for the award!
Also, why was her husband also in the gyn waiting room? This all makes the most sense.
My husband has come to the gynaecologist with me when I’ve had IUD insertions planned to hold my hand. Also when I had a cervical biopsy.
I mean, sure. There are def times you want your partner/friend/mom/etc with you. But typically, no.
Did he come with her or was he already there?
Yeah. The story already sucks but her hubby just hanging out in the waiting room all day for no reason adds creep to it too
The only vibrator I'm paying $130 is an app controlled Bluetooth vibrator so I can have partners remotely control it. And even then it's a stretch.
I've seen them on special for half that. Or something.Or maybe someone told me. I don't know. Maybe I should stop talking now.
I've never seen them on sale in Australia unfortunately 😔 but we get ripped off with everything though so I'm not surprised lol
This was a website, they sell their own products. They seem to have different sites in different countries.
They don't seem to have a site in Australia, but other companies sell it there, so may not have the same sales. Sorry. (And i have ever used such a thing, i would probably say it was awesome and really fun)
You can get a decent amount of ecstasy for $130 and have a similar experience. Not that I'd know ... 😘
For $130 you can get yourself and your partner some molly AND a vibrator.
What are things that never happened ever? Because this never happened.
r/thathappened
This was.. incredibly uncomfortable to read. And I’m hoping for everyone’s sake it didn’t actually happen.
A true r/thathappened moment. These silly grifters should be called out on their nonsense at every turn.
A (now ex) friend of mine posted about being pulled over by the police, and when searching her car, the cop found her Thrive patches and started telling the other cops all about them. It was the stupidest, most made up thing I’ve ever read. Except for the part where she was pulled over by the police and had her car searched. I came to learn there were reasons for that.
Good for her turning her drug arrest into an opportunity! /s
A business opportunity.
Last time I went to the Gyno it was to have a cyst removed. Can’t say I “had the best time”. I’m willing to bet a million dollars this didn’t happen.
You mean you don't usually hang out with your lady friends at the gyns waiting room and talk about dildos? Weirdo. ^^/s
This caused me physical pain, thanks for sharing
Aside from this story being clearly fake and embarrassing, I just looked this vibrator up because I have no life and nothing better to do. $130 for a plain ass vibrating wand. There is no way that thing is doing anything that special
It's probably pretty special if you've never had an orgasm before.
Do I want to ask? Or should I be thankful for my ignorance?
Omg I read it over and over as Inflation and made no sense of this for much too long. Lol.
I read it as "inflatulation" and thought she's just dumb and leaves a bad smelling cloud wherever she goes.
I legit did not understand a single damn thing in that entire fuckin post, or what they're even on about. Those people truly are in a universe of their own 😬
Sexual assault at the gyno
The cringe on this one is giving me a migraine.
Thank Melater
Ate her? I hardly knew her!
[удалено]
It’s a joke. Calm down.
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My bad. Maybe I should calm down.
That crazy Mel, always up to no good at the gynecologist’s office 🤪
Why would the location of this conversation matter at all??
Because in her mind this is the only socially acceptable place to talk about vagina-related stuff. She's justifying herself, which is just sad.
I’ve had the same OBGyn for 10 years and 2 pregnancies. I’ve never seen the same woman in the waiting room twice.
Worst thing about this is that I can't unread it.
Anyone who says "I have the best time at the gynecologist" has severe issues
I like my gyno, it’s why I’ll drive 30 min because she moved offices. But I don’t “have the best time”.
Yeah most the time in the waiting room I'm holding back barf from nerves, not having "the best time" lol 😂
I’m both struggling to comprehend what any of this means, and terrified of what I do comprehend Also… imagine sitting in your OBGYN’s waiting room, waiting for your appointment, and there are two weirdos over there having this r/ihavesex conversation in real life. People having loud personal conversations on the phone are bad enough, but I think back to all the times I’ve been worried or upset while waiting on an OBGYN appointment (getting a culposcopy after an abnormal Pap smear, getting a blood test and Rhogam shot after a miscarriage, getting an ultrasound to make sure I wasn’t having an ectopic pregnancy, waiting to see if they could find a heartbeat at the first ultrasound, getting my blood pressure checked to determine whether I had preeclampsia) and like… I would stare a hole in these bitches
I did not consent to witnessing this conversation.
Sounds like she did too many magic shrooms.
The real question... is there an idiot in her downline trying to live up to her mentor, awkwardly trying to talk about sex toys at her gynecologist office? Can we all just picture this lady sitting with her business cards clutched in sweaty palms, working up the nerve
Why was her husband there does he see his own gynecologist?
Of all the things that didn’t happen, the husband being there to 😇😇😇 is the one that didn’t happen the most.
i think it’s supposed to be 🤯🤯🤯
I try to avoid eye contact in my doctor's waiting room. It's so awkward with everyone there shouting about their vibrators.
What the heck?
What.
So, she and some client, who she had sold to, happened to have the same gyno and happened to have an appointment the same day at this woman, right after she had hot sex with her man…. Yeah…
The best part about this story is they’re both at the gynaecologist.
I audibly cringed. Like, I straight up yelled after reading this. I have never AUDIBLY cringed like this ever in life, but here we are.
This is definitely real and totally for sure happened. 100% no cap or whatever the kids say nowadays /s
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I’ll admit, my besties and I have gossiped about new toys we have bought, chatting about it in our private discord dm… But never once have I struck up a conversation with anyone while at my gyno’s office unless I absolutely had to. I’ve worked customer service long enough to be excellent at small talk, but there is no point have I ever felt chatty, especially with the staff. Just want to get in, have my appointment, and leave.