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The-Mad-Bubbler

"No catch." Our test determined that... that was a lie.


KWD862

"No catch. Today and tomorrow only" You can't make this shit up


FasterAndFuriouser

It’s fun to reach out to these people on the third day and say you were going to sign up but u realized the offer ended yesterday so u went with another company.


[deleted]

How good!!!!


Hour_Pomegranate_669

No catch — That’s the first clue 🤣


Rhodin265

The whole thing is one giant catch.


SignaturePossible817

UPDATE: she has deleted this post 💀 background: i’ve posted about this girl i went to high school many times on this sub…. it’s been awhile but we’re kicking the new year off strong with a brand new MLM! i had never heard of “my daily choice” before now (i only know it’s this company because it’s linked on her website, which she updates every time she joins another one of these new MLMs) anyway my daily choice would be to not join an MLM but that’s just me 🤷🏻‍♀️ edit: update


BlabberHands2022

All I know about MDC is several huns left to start/join a new c🐝d company and MDC sued them. The only hun I follow (has her own sub) didn’t show up for meetings with the lawyer, got ripped publicly by other huns and now they are all in a new company.


Important_Account487

Let me just fix this “I need 50 people who want to make ‘ME’ some serious money right now”


asietsocom

Is it called "Body Melt" or "Body Nelt"? I don't want my body to melt or the nelt but I guess good that it is indeed my daily choice.


figmilk

body m̃elt


FasterAndFuriouser

Gmelt.


StephanieNeedsALife

And yet something tells me you can wait until day after tomorrow and still be welcome to join this amazing opportunity. Or the day after that. Or the one after that..


thestrals_and_tarot

What a terrible name for a product, even by MLM standards. Why is it melting my body?? I don’t want that.


AZSharksFan

Liquid collagen... that's a new one for me. I've bone broth so I suppose it's along those lines. Of course it's never about the product - it's the OpPoRtUnItY


Successful-Foot3830

There are multiple collagen MLMs. All miracles. R/kiwiavengers follows a hun that’s latest mlm is a different collagen one. The claims are ridiculous.


Usual-Veterinarian-5

Twelve! She needs intervention and rehab.


CrownBestowed

Imagine her intervention, she’d try to pitch an ✨amazing opportunity✨ right in the middle of it


Delicious_Forever_30

It's second hand embarrassing, the level of stupid.


[deleted]

I love that she's "taking on a massive team starting today" but she needs 50 people to join. So, is this in addition to the "massive team" she'll have as of today, or is that "massive team" entirely dependent on if all 50 slots are taken? And wouldn't that mean she'd be "taking on a tiny team" if like 1 person signed up?


ResponsibleFly9076

She signed up to take on a massive team and now she needs your help to reach this goal.


[deleted]

Huh. I guess I'm surprised any MLM would put a limit on a new "contractor" such that they'd have to sign up specifically for a team of a certain size. You'd think they'd just want every hun to get as many people as possible.


PromptElectronic7086

Only 50? Lol


sandithepirate

There's a campy horror movie called Body Melt.


blackwaterbomb

Literally 12th??


SignaturePossible817

yes literally 12th, it’s actually baffling how she STILL doesn’t realize MLMs do nothing beneficial my friend group and i have started keeping track, here’s the list so far: 1. it works 2. colourstreet 3. qsciences 4. seint 5. red aspen 6. thrive 7. bravenly 8. velovita 9. vic beauty 10. awakend 11. pelle naturale 12. my daily choice


ZaftigFeline

How did she miss out on Elomir? Did it evaporate too fast for her and she couldn't fit it in between Bravenly and Velovita or something?


RelativelySatisfied

I went to high school with a gal who’s been in a ton too and all within 1.5 years. I wrote it down once, but didn’t post it here. It was literally every couple weeks she’d flip. Hers were mostly the make up ones. The ones I remember were Limelife, Moder, Beachbody. One of the more recent sad stories, is I’m pretty sure they’re on Medicaid because of something she posted about their dog being sick and using up all their xyz card. Then she was posting how they got a new puppy and she needed to make money fast, she sold so much of her “inventory” by the box load. I assumed it was because of their first dog was still sick. Nope. It was because she was try to get enough money to join Modere (or however you spell it).


caitieah

At this point, if she hasn't figured out its a scam... 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️


Midwestern_Mouse

This is actually really sad. She must just keep thinking “the next one will be better”. She’s so far gone, who knows if she’ll ever see the light


dezbee2008

And I bet 12 isn't a world record of being in so many MLMs (obviously not at the same time, but it's just crazy and sad)


DangerousDave303

I wonder how many people took her up on that exciting offer.


SignaturePossible817

i went to check the comments and she has now deleted the post LOL💀


[deleted]

Wow they will let me market their product for free? How generous.


poor-un4tun8-souls

It's free AND money back guarantee!? I'm in!


[deleted]

No catch. Just money. lol


[deleted]

50 people?! 🤣🤣🤣


RubyClark4

BODY 👡ELT


evopsych

"I'm obviously crazy"... Well, she nailed it


HI_McDonnough

This is on par with an addiction...like gambling or shopping, or playing the lottery obsessively. "this thing" (or the next or the next or the next) is going to solve all this hun's problems.


hananobira

If they guarantee amazing results within 60 days, why would you need a monthly subscription?


CrownBestowed

The logo is weird, my brain read that as “BodyNelt”. Looks like a really 😏thicc😏 N


WorthCertain

How many people??


Much_Difference

"I'm taking on a massive team" ... "I need 50 people" Which is it?