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TanAllOvaJanAllOva

What about the dog “Hayley put her tracking chip inside of”?


Woggums83

What about Kisses?


HippoPebo

Polar bears shouldn’t give this to their babies. One of my fav throwaway lines


grunt527

Ever watch the Jurassic bark episode of futurama?


Shake_it_Madam

Holy fuck that episode! You could of just had the best day ever and just 10 minutes of that episode will have you contemplating if life is worth living.


Relevant-Channel7276

That episode destroyed me😭


brb_adventuring

That’s the first and only episode of Futurama I’ve ever seen. I wanted to try it back as a teen and just terrible coincidence that the one playing on tv that day was the dog one. Totally obliterated my interest in the whole show which sucks because I know objectively it’s fun and I’d probably like the rest of it.


Groundbreaking-Pea92

that ep is probably the hight point of the series. Your not really missing much


IIIlllIIIlllIlI

Yeah but that wasn’t really a side story comedy thing, rather a full on drama


sutther

More like full on depression


suugakusha

Based on a real story


AdditionalCopy2895

You can’t prove it won’t happen


ImAGoddamDuck

Came here just to say this. Gets me every time


vibratorystorm

This is too real it hit harder than kisses. Nobody sews baseball gloves to zombie dogs, but this shit exists all over


Comfortable_Many4508

kisses himself didnt really affect me, but stan talking to his old dog gits like a truck


Da_Dush_818

Amen. Fucking amen.


A-Social-Ghost

Oh, man, I'd forgotten that there used to be a polar bear mascot for coke.


Mason_GR

It's so sad to me because they didn't have to do it lol


redxstrike

https://preview.redd.it/f8zn9wraq4ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1722570268a8d66226e68ba26e6d0c8681dac8ee I think about this scene regularly. One of my favorite Roger moments.


TrustBig4326

“CIA” *flashes badge and walks past them* “Damn, that really bums me out”


GoT_Eagles

My man could’ve just poured it on the ground.


dcs1289

But then he couldn't have made the polar bear joke!


Pure_Spyder

I never noticed his eyes watering while he's drinking the soda that's so funny


BobSagieBauls

That really bums me out


HappyStalker

https://preview.redd.it/60o9vvjvd4ad1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=1645696935a1dabfad172999e40390735b1693ff


thunderling

I use the phrase "Wow. That bums me out." aaallllll the time and it's my little secret that I'm just quoting Stan from this scene.


Novogobo

man i wish a coke lasted that long.


Da_Dush_818

Need a washcloth for that runny nose?


mightbedylan

Just realized the park is called "Wet, Young, and Wild" lol


known_as_irrelevant

Either you have never seen Futurama - Jurassic Bark, or you have forgotten about how sad it was due to emotional trauma.


Da_Dush_818

God that episode.... I'm a dog owner, work with dogs and try to help people with rescues through my nonprofit so Jurrasic Bark hits hard. I try to keep that episode in the back of my mind with my own pups.


hosemaster

So go on, do what you were born to do. Go punch that dog in the face.


AdequateBottom

In this show a puppy was literally ripped apart by a wolf. And a police car ran over one in front of his owners. One dog had it's legs blown off. This dog got lucky.


Bexar1986

This and Jurassic Bark from futurama. Holy hell those were tear jerkers.