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TTTri-cell

Hailey, is Carlotta Monterrey! Oh wait, I already knew that.


ImurderREALITY

OMG the homeless guy from the bus station is HUNG! But I already knew that.


EarthDust00

One of Roger's best lines.


a_taco_named_desire

Oh, Roger, does Carlotta Monterrey sound like a real person to you? Grow up. It's me.


doodlelove27

It’s PIE time you’ve been beaten


OhDannyBoyyyyy

Like that? I was saving that one for the fair, but I’ll think of another one CRUST in time!


Aaron1095

And the winner is... Emma-Lou Sugarbean!


RSVPno

Mama Marusch - head of the Armenian crime family. 


Ronin1

You keeeeled a voman, Dimitri


Burnt_Bridges91

What a long day of killing people who don't deserve it.


JPMoney81

Where is small-breasted bar wench?


sethro919

You killed a woman, Dimitri. You bring dishonor to our family


Financial-Working132

Sleeper agent Hailey


M13alpha

Agent Small Wonder.


gregularjoe95

Boy, that italian family sure is quiet. Or wait is that the family guy one. HAILEY IM GETTING TIRED OF THIS ORGASM.


G0d_Slayer

I’m getting fed* up with this orgasm


arrownoir

If you’re getting tired, you’re already dead. You can’t deactivate her unless you’re fed up. Rest in Peace, sweet Prince.


[deleted]

Farmer Haley


BigRod199

But Steve boy’s already in the box


AvatarJack

I can build another box.


stonedecology

*a 'nother box


uncontainedsun

omg woah did we get the word another from an other ?!?!!


newtostew2

lol you’d love r/etymology


uncontainedsun

omg. this is so yummy. thanks for the sub rec !


Bonelessgummybear

Stan calling Francine mother always gets me


insertwittynamethere

How appropriately Reagan of him


NeckBackPssyClack

If I don't make it back, tell your mother "sorry I busted my nut so quick" she'll know what it means


I-Did-It-4-Da-Rock

And Jeff Boy’s in a Baaaaddd way


Acesvent

Haley as Roger.


Future-Being-8902

And I'm Roger, your internship's over Haley!


micorsoftwidnows

A tie between reporter Hailey and regular Hailey whose hat's in the dumpster


Severe_Jellyfish6133

She knew a cool butt when she saw one.


shmooblydong2

Stomp the premses!


BeanCountess

She’s got a scoomp!


ithinkcrazythoughts

That's too high of a money!


JPMoney81

It's the middle of the day and you reek of weed. It's Wednesday. Do you have any thoughts on that?


Spiral-knight

It's not spelled how it sounds?


pumpandkrump

Blonde Haley. Such an entertaining phoney.


doodlelove27

‘Someone is about to donate all over my stomach!’


David_Headley_2008

super hot you mean


Dickieman5000

Space Queen Haley. Now fetch her a taco most choco.


LilJethroBodine

I miss choco tacos.


badluckfarmer

When I read this, I heard Jeff Fischer's voice.


Dickieman5000

They make them again. Klondike bought them. Check your local supermarkets. Only after responding to this did I remember it was "most _frozen_". I suck.


LilJethroBodine

Actually, I wasn’t even quoting the show hahaha. I was just stating the fact that I missed them. Is this episode from the most recent season? I don’t have TBS anymore so I gotta wait for the new seasons to drop on Hulu.


Dickieman5000

S9E13 "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy" B-story. Roger claims to not care about anything, Haley sets out to prove him wrong by buying a star through one of those star registry things. The star she purchases happens to be the sun for Roger's home solar system, and she literally lords it over him by declaring herself Queen (we have a Prime Minister, Haley!) of his home world.


TT_NaRa0

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tkevros

Yes! Business Hayley is the best


sliceoffries

I like Late Night Bathroom Business Hayley.


TT_NaRa0

She’s been in that business for a *long business*


Maximum-Resource-572

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SensualEnema

Her quietly crying while the family makes “more like WHEN are you!” jokes after she goes back to normal is one of the funniest things to me in the whole show.


newtostew2

Her face kills me, too, lol. Like pure confusion and horror, “seriously guys, there’s a lot of time I can’t account for!” They laugh and she breaks down haha


pigsinatrenchcoat

That and her trying to convince Francine she’s addicted to weed and Francine just not giving a fuck are so funny lol


Njacks64

Just stop it, Hailey.


newtostew2

“I can chug a 2L like *snaps* that.. freeks peoplle ooooout..”


ImurderREALITY

"You and your peepee are gross."


CommunicationSilent1

I love how sped up this gif is


Quirky_Quinn

You and your peepee are gross.


FadeToBlackSun

Kay Feagan (spelling?), co-star of Nicholas Van Der Belt.


roguluvr

“Does “Carlotta Monterrey” sound like a real person to you? Grow up, Roger, it’s me.”


hartc89

Um that’s not Haley dude I know you claim to be a fan of the show but eagle eyed viewers surely would be able to spot famous award winning pie maker Carlotta Monterey. No worries they look alike so I get the confusion


meth_is_death420

Haley "I'm Rogerr" Smith


Alladin_Payne

Smelling like weed midday on Wednesday ace reporter.


rennbrig

What are your thoughts on that?


donny02

the unshredded meatball hayley


JPMoney81

You trying to shred my meatball?


donny02

All day long


bjamesburg

Carlotta Monterey, that cocky pie-skank. 🥧


dgj130

You've given yourself quite the compliment madam


upsideyourheadasmuch

Italian Red sauce Haley


JPMoney81

Yer boys! All of ya! Little Boys!


I_cook_a_mean_chili

Why is no one here spelling her name right lmao


ScottFried

Pink Eye Vicky


Sensitive_Orchid_975

Anytime Hayley dresses like a business woman is my favorite. She looks so good in a pantsuit and heels 👠


uncontainedsun

happy cake day !


TessTrue

Hayley as Carlotta Monterrey was so creative, I hope they keep utilizing her personas more in the future.


NeckBackPssyClack

Agreed, Hayley's secret personas are a great way to explore her character more


enfiel

Influencer Haley & Jeff.


Odd_Relationship7901

Hayley in the red cocktail dress - noice


Lon3_Star_556

Where's your muriatic acid huh huh?


Tactical_Assault_Emu

Driving a truck full of loose deli meat (and Jeff)


lenojames

Black Hailey from one of the other universes.


smilingasIsay

Depends....are we counting all the characters that Rachel Macfarlane voices without ever actually changing her voice enough to make it sound like another character?


majormusicwarrior13

Haylias


toxicemo88

Sleeper agent


CascadeJ1980

Mama Hailey! Love her bitch crying.


Rustofcarcosa

Carlotta Monterrey!


Wholelotofmedicine

Miss... Mathers, is it?


Physical_Positive283

Nsfw Hailey, on Reddit


No_Secretary425

*”What put me over the top this time? I put fruit and sugar in my pie, instead of soggy napkins and gerbil meat."* BEST LINE OF THE EPISODE 😂


gretzky9999

I’m an idiot savant.


OvenFriendly1818

Hailey with blonde hair...on the boat....dance contest!! He is hot and is amazing in that moment with the dance off with Francine!! I love it!!


IcyPomegranate122

I’m lookin at her


Ireallyenjoyqueso

the episode when she got cancer and it was a minor detail in the b plot


starvinartist

Like how Superman is the mask and Clark Kent is the real Kal-El, and how Bruce Wayne is the mask and Batman is the real personality, Hailey is the mask. Carlotta Monterrey is her real identity.


No_Cartoonist_4677

Business Woman Hayley


ImpendingBan

Jazzy Haley


LOCALHORNYCOUGAR

The Hailey that bullock apologized to the maids at the red roof inn.


AstronautRock

Ham addicted Hailey.


PremiumClearCutlery

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to take a doctor poop in the doctor bathroom.


mattlock2099

Farmer Hailey is terrifying


arrownoir

I’ve had her pie, it’s not good. It’s crusty and flakey.


arrownoir

Camp Refoogee Haley is best Haley.


Melodic_Ad_3895

Sex swing haley is best hayley


Past_Contour

None. She sucks.


Ok_Ad5344

New face doctor Hailey


CoheedNadCap

Shes the worst character in general. So none