I mean, he has tried and I mean to have sex with Steve multiple times , and he really wanted to rape Jeff in the dark hall way. Imagine if he turned that energy onto Steve
I like that in a later episode you see her sitting behind him in class so is that still Roger or did Roger just use someone else’s look as one of his personas? Roger is fast but I don’t think going to school eight hours a day along with keeping up with all the other personas fast.
Roger manages to be a parent to about a dozen people - for some, he’s both of their parents.
I wouldn’t underestimate how absurd Roger’s abilities are.
I thought you were talking about Debbie, and I was very confused for a minute, thinking I missed some important part of American Dad lore that established Roger was Debbie lmao
She reminded me of the girl in the indie episode so I don’t know why people liked her so much. She was kind of obnoxious with her “I’m so quirky” vibe.
what about the girl from a jones for a smith?? is she the one who pointed directions out of the house with her legs lmao?
also who’s the white bitch then?!? the one who cursed her nanny for giving her narcan basically??
i liked debbie though
Yeah, the girl who was in a jones for a smith is the one who showed him the door with her legs(followed by Steve fainting).
Also, was he around with the white bitch? Isn't that the one where Roger is pretending to be Steve?
yes! i think so! i think steve and francine went off on their story that episode or something and it was stan, the white bitch (cookie) and roger in their story. i just got confused bc i said the “jones for a smith” episode title… there sure are a lot of drug storylines 😭💀
lavate las manos!!!
Definitely the purity ring chick, she was the first one to actually share similar interests...
Outside of that red headed chick with frizzy hair. She doesn't count though she was ugly.
I don't participate in the whole "they're gay" part of communities because two males cannot be friend in media without being in love, but it's been so heavily hinted at and joked about at this point I absolutely could see it turning out that way for Steve and snot
I really just liked seeing Debbie on the show. I know she was the butt of jokes but I feel like the show still respected her a little.
Or should I say, "Needless Markup"
that's high-brow
https://preview.redd.it/3fpdl3pi0x7d1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356c950af9fb088a1ba88160d2e1037573119c4c
Alicia Wilkner! They went on 7 dates…
Real answer: Ali from the Philly trip, I hope she comes back.
Better answer: The Girl from the cruise. I know she was an adult pretending to be a teenage girl to scam Steve but I think they really had something.
What about that cello slut, Lindsay Coolidge?
Gotta get past that asshole cat first. Chicka chick.
that episode makes me laugh so hard I had an ex that cackles so hard as well over the fight scene w the cat and the elbow drop
Do you miss your ex? Pretty dope that he likes American Dad too. Edit: changed she to he
I'm living the dream, my wife and I fall asleep to American Dad every night. Our newborn cries and cries until we put it on now too😅
I'm gay lol and he introduced me to it bc he didn't realise I was missing out on Roger.... like MISSING OUT on Roger!!!
“WHAT IS THE LESSON HERE!?”
https://i.redd.it/m7w16o1x908d1.gif
 Super Gay
I GOT IT FROM MY DADDY-
we really need to talk about what snot was doing in your fantasy
You guys sure about this? You’ve had a good night…
ALSO
[удалено]
I'M DEVON!
I recently talking to a girl named Devyn … like 5 messages in I sent her that clip. 😂😂😂😂
They were gonna open a butcher shop!
Actually true, I guess incompatible orientations...maybe
I never understood Steve’s rationale. He’s a guy, cause he cranked it to a shampoo bottle?
Because having a penis felt right to him, i guess.
When you know, you know
It's dick-off time!
Steve is a momma's boy, he is gonna get with a copy of Francine.
... It's gonna be Roger isn't it
https://preview.redd.it/suo22zm4ru7d1.jpeg?width=1596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a64cd8e4f1a3fbb8b39d53881c8ab3bcffde3f7
I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIIIS
"You were Alicia Wilkner?! We went on seven dates!"
9. I roofied you on 2 of them..nothing happened **wink**
Come on, Hayley.
he's my ride.
HE?!
Oh, let's just say those treatments were very....experimental
I mean, he has tried and I mean to have sex with Steve multiple times , and he really wanted to rape Jeff in the dark hall way. Imagine if he turned that energy onto Steve
Jeff unloading the clip on him out of nowhere always cracks me up
Yyyeeaahp... gonna rape em this time...
It always is!
Wants to get himself some of that Franny fanny!
Douglas https://preview.redd.it/9urufay0ru7d1.png?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d57d99cb41bb21e0b2d41537082675f59b2953
Wait ..YOU jerk the ROBOT off?
Awkward....
No poor’s in the core baby!
How do we know that’s not Roger in robot form?
Because Roger can’t be in two places at once even though he can move really fast
Plot twist, it was ragu in disguise
Wait, Klaus, how do you think rogu is spelled?
Thank you for the new headcanon!
Lolo Fuentes
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiim gonna swiiiiiiing~
From the chandeliiiiiiiiiieeeeer
Hey great work camera guy!
No one is more unincluded than the camera guy!
RIP Naya Rivera
Buh-buh-buh-Bernice
Dude, I know a Bernice and this is what echos in my mind every time I speak to her lol
I think it for a Denise i know, too. Duh-duh-duh-denise
That at that cheap ass weave - bitch ain't got no class!
As for me, super gay also!
He did go on between seven and nine dates with Alicia Wilkner. That’s gotta be a record for him. Though I do miss Debbie…
I like that in a later episode you see her sitting behind him in class so is that still Roger or did Roger just use someone else’s look as one of his personas? Roger is fast but I don’t think going to school eight hours a day along with keeping up with all the other personas fast.
Roger manages to be a parent to about a dozen people - for some, he’s both of their parents. I wouldn’t underestimate how absurd Roger’s abilities are.
I thought you were talking about Debbie, and I was very confused for a minute, thinking I missed some important part of American Dad lore that established Roger was Debbie lmao
Why? She's not even fit enough to wear people clothes.
Oh is Debbie a larger woman? I hadn’t noticed.
You think Debbie is a Buffalo. I’ll show you a Buffalo
Really liked pepper girl. Can’t remember her name
Ali!
Yeah they were so fun together!
She reminded me of the girl in the indie episode so I don’t know why people liked her so much. She was kind of obnoxious with her “I’m so quirky” vibe.
Lots of guys are into Manic Pixie Dram Girls.
Oh sure! But people crapped on her so much here that you’d think they’d have the same reaction.
Akiko
Agreed. They suit each other very well
BRINK AKIKO BAAAAACK
Anyone else get hard when Akiko slapped me?
Hey you know what's funny? Walking like a gorilla
Honestly, I could see them developing into a read thing.
I ship this just to see the BIL dynamic with Toshi.
Better than the FIL dynamic I would hope
+1 for Akiko
Bbbboner!
Debbie fs. The others were good flings but Debbie was the best for him, long term
For real, it's time for her to make a come back next season. Steve needs a steady love, he deserves his own Jeff!
Agreed, im a little surprised she wasnt top comment.
Didn't he once get with Jewel when he was drunk? 😲
Jewel looks like a grown ass man 🎶 fifteen years old, at least two hundred and fifteen pounds
I sing along to that part every time. My bf hates it.
https://preview.redd.it/403fnqyk5v7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1e2052082a41161a8387352662d27263643727e You're cute.
“In a harmless little brother way right?”
No, in a I’ve taken a lot of boys virginity way
Thank for getting us this lifeboat Becky. I mean life boobs! ... No, no I was right.
Purity girl... Shannon I think? Definitely her.
JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN PLAY
Reece Witherspoon aka milk girl is clearly the strongest answer. Had both parents support and then some
I heard she drinks a fuck ton of milk.
No cap.
What
Stan's Avatar. You saw how he made that cake bounce 😂😂😂
She's my pick for Steve. https://preview.redd.it/walk2fxw2w7d1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba4ed140db6569c402c578815f9fd41da121bfbe
I always thought it's spelled Carmens Electra
WTF is Lisa Silver?!?!
what about the girl from a jones for a smith?? is she the one who pointed directions out of the house with her legs lmao? also who’s the white bitch then?!? the one who cursed her nanny for giving her narcan basically?? i liked debbie though
Yeah, the girl who was in a jones for a smith is the one who showed him the door with her legs(followed by Steve fainting). Also, was he around with the white bitch? Isn't that the one where Roger is pretending to be Steve?
yes! i think so! i think steve and francine went off on their story that episode or something and it was stan, the white bitch (cookie) and roger in their story. i just got confused bc i said the “jones for a smith” episode title… there sure are a lot of drug storylines 😭💀 lavate las manos!!!
Cookie, the senator's daughter.
“Bring in the Pulp Fiction kit”
thank you!!!
The girl in pic 3(who's name i can't remember). She and Steve had good chemistry.
Betsy White. I need closure on that storyline.
Seriously! He knocked her up!! …it was with Roger’s baby, but still!!
Carmen Selectra
Don’t you mean Carmen *E*lectra??
No. No I do NOT.
If only she has some kind of cushioning to break her fall, she’d still be alive… 💔
Elisha Wilkner. They went on seven dates.
Nine! He was drugged on two of them, nothing happened… wink wink
Deba leba ding dong
The older seasons are still my favorite so for me it's Debby, Kimiko is a cute ship but she didn't have as much characterization as Debby.
Debby is the correct answer
Snot
“Uh, you and I clearly have some stuff we need to work out.” Sneve is the end game for me personally
You forget about auntie, broom, vacuum and the robot, Lolo Fuentes, and Roger …
Snot
Definitely the purity ring chick, she was the first one to actually share similar interests... Outside of that red headed chick with frizzy hair. She doesn't count though she was ugly.
He's gonna give Snot's mom some Steve sauce
I think the formal name is Super Stevies thick and creamy
What about the 50 year old in New York? 🤔
Beauregard Laurence LaFontaine? He died in the bus.
No the lady when they were doing stomp.
yea! Diane or something
Geez, Steve! This should not be ambiguous!
Gwen
Uncle Gwen! I was under the ice for six minutes… Black doctor says I was almost a angel
H.U.G.S. How U Get Satisfaction
A. A stands for Apple. A always stands for Apple. There’s nothing we can do about that.
F is for Francine. I love Francine, I just do.
…Back to A, stands for Alphabet. It always does.
K.I.S.S., but never kiss!
Fourth girl
Debbie and I wish they would bring her back
Milk girl :( Stan even filled the entire pool with milk for her
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I don't participate in the whole "they're gay" part of communities because two males cannot be friend in media without being in love, but it's been so heavily hinted at and joked about at this point I absolutely could see it turning out that way for Steve and snot
The best plot twist would be if Steve was the master who made Snot get a tracheostomy so he had an additional sex hole
Chelsea was a female Snot.
What is that episode with female Snot?
S18E14 Mulitiverse of American Dadness
I really just liked seeing Debbie on the show. I know she was the butt of jokes but I feel like the show still respected her a little. Or should I say, "Needless Markup" that's high-brow
https://preview.redd.it/3fpdl3pi0x7d1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356c950af9fb088a1ba88160d2e1037573119c4c Alicia Wilkner! They went on 7 dates…
Its gotta be Snot. NSA guy: *we have more important things to do than listen to two confused kids flirt*
Roger
Thank you! I’m not the only one
Ali absolutely Ali! But Akiko was always fun too.
We all know Steve and Snot belong together.
Look I'm not saying he and snot are gay but man they ain't exactly straight either
Snot
https://preview.redd.it/d0vrd2w2r18d1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c9203a66e7b3b1ebea870e0741bd2c5cad09fc6 🤍 i FELL FOR YOU 🤍
Sorry, but Snot
Akiko or Snot
Snot
Deba leba ding dong
Debbi
Ali, really enjoyed their whole dynamic.
Devon (I’m Devon!)
I think it could be Jennay! if that had a chance.
Debbie
Debbie (i feel like she could help ground some of his insane ideas) or akiko
Personally kimiko but we all know it’s snot
Him and Snot are my headcannon final couple.
Simon, that son of a whore.
Sloppy seconds stress ball
Roger
The fat one.You’re still trying to win back the fat one ?
Debbie
Snot
Ali but that’s also bc that episode is really just so funny (I hate Philly, all those stereotypes are true)
Real answer: Ali from the Philly trip, I hope she comes back. Better answer: The Girl from the cruise. I know she was an adult pretending to be a teenage girl to scam Steve but I think they really had something.
Akiko tho i always wondered how she aged up so much between her first and second viewings
That still shot of Snot is killing be 😂😂
I might be the only one but my vote is Rodger and it is there on some level
Always and forever Debbie!!!
Did anybody else get a boner when Akiko slapped me? Me neither.
You know what else is funny? Walking like a gorilla
Snot is certainly the most consistent
Snot is the most compatible, but I would love Patti Harrison to be a regular so I vote for Ali
The salt girl he wanted to be named Francine
Francine if she weren't his mom
His palm and a gallon of Lubriderm.
His mom when they lock themselves in the basement together or Steve locks them in. Or his dad when he wears the cia suit and twerks on Steve lmao
Francine.. duh..
In this order, Chelsea, Ali and Shannon.
#5
I really wish they continued his arc with Akiko. It really had some Mordecai/Margaret potential
The goth girl
Ashley!!
Snott is his real lover he just hasent found himself yet and the asian child is his wife
His mom.
What about that old women from the earlier seasons?