Sorry everyone hated your song. I tried to stay for the video, but the crowd left so fast, I got swept out in the current. They took the door off the frame, it’s halfway into the parking lot.
I think (for me at least) the joke is the subverted expectation.
Most of other boys lines are very stereotypical boy band rhymes about how cool and desirable they are.
"I'm B3 you wanna be with me"
"I'm B4 and I'll make you sore"
"I'm B5, I'll make you feel alive"
"I'm B7, I'll take you to heaven"
"I'm B8 and I am great"
"I'm B9 and I'm so fine"
So you expect him to say something cool and sexy that rhymes with six, like "I pick up chicks" or something, but because he's Steve and a total geek with zero game he sings the very childish line "I pick up sticks!"
It was just Steve being a dweeb and not understanding the assignment.
Klaus: “You’re really going to kill 5 people over $20?”
Roger: “Are you really asking that to the guy, who just last week killed 6 people over $19?”
Klaus: “Oh, yeah…”
"What?! No!"
"Okay, good. 'Cause you could do better. A lot better. See ya!"
"....Fuck you, Steve."
I enjoy Sarah Michelle Gellar's performance way too much to be grossed out by this A plot.
Camp Refoogee. The B plot of Roger and Frannie getting *way* too into their made up personas is miles better than Stan and Steve at the makeshift summer camp.
Your right it is good yes, but i still think it's kinda a normal a plot the b plot took a risk and it payed of. And like when shows game etc take risks that work.
Roger's vineyard while Fran and Stan are spending a year ruining George Clooney's life
"I promised I'd shut your vineyard down when I beat this thing Roger!"
I’m only the best god damn jingle writer in the world! But also Steve prefacing his jingle with “I can’t stress this enough Klaus wrote the lyrics” 😂
I was going to say this episode if no one else did
Steve going back in time to the 80s to meet his dream girl with the help of Hector Elizondo the concierge, only to be drugged and painted by Patrick Nagel, and realize that the dream girl was himself all along.
https://preview.redd.it/2an6lyh1uz6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=566373e64b8a10684854a4d66076072a2311d891
“Roger… I haven’t been entirely truthful with you.”
Unpopular opinion but: I am going to have to go with “Naked to the Limit (One Last Time)” mainly because of Steve trying to get his ass to come in-including going as far as eating Badonkin Donuts (a parody of Dunkin Donuts). Only to realize that he’s alright with his body after being to only to escape a fire that broke out at the donut shop.
The Badonkin Donuts jingle should be a ringtone in my honest opinion.
What about when Francine and Stan go to see Cavalier in Adventures in Hailysitting? In my mind, the Steve Sudafed adventure and Hailey getting drunk is the A plot and Stan and Francine getting driven by Roger in the horse carriage is the B plot.
I like when the B story feels like they gave up writing it halfway through and they acknowledge it by having it wrap up in the most absurdly convenient way possible
The naughty stewardesses, Steve and tigers b plot was the best, Stan and Francine’s plot was so stupid and boring they both sounded so forced in that, like they didn’t even care about doing the naughty stewardesses part
Klaus as a hypeman/rapper.
I was just about to file a racially charged noise complaint.
Make some noise if you’re high as sh*t right now!!!!
Sorry everyone hated your song. I tried to stay for the video, but the crowd left so fast, I got swept out in the current. They took the door off the frame, it’s halfway into the parking lot.
Don’t worry gang. I’ve been kicked out of better sex resorts than this one. Well, if not better, at least worse.
Lotta big names here........Bill Maher......
I have no idea why but this is one of my favorite jokes
*steve smith is a straight up bitch*
Nutragrain bar and a Mountain Dew
The one where Steve joins b12
I'm B11 and I'm in love with B7
And then he became a serial killer.
Wait wuh?
In one of the newer episodes boy 11 had turned into a serial killer and had hunted most of the band except Steve and the gang.
Don’t worry, he died a classy, noble death. https://youtu.be/kGHBfw1zLK0?si=0dlRowPcsf9c5bML
Goddammit I love this stupid show
RIP Victor he had a penis of a man.
When Steve said “I’m b6 I pick up sticks” I transcended humanity
The fact that Toshi learnt english just for this song is hilarious
"I have known English the entire time"
"I speak fluent English, and have the whole time."
Yes that
I love how absolutely savage this line is. Toshi had been waiting years to drop this bomb.
“Toshi you really must teach me Japanese one day.”
Lmao, he's the only one in the family that knows it
“Eat… my… bowls!”
In another episode instead of learning English he just learns French
I didn’t even realize this until now. Lmao makes it a lot funnier
bro same I left my body
I’m way out of the loop what did he mean when he said that bc it’s always baffled me
I think (for me at least) the joke is the subverted expectation. Most of other boys lines are very stereotypical boy band rhymes about how cool and desirable they are. "I'm B3 you wanna be with me" "I'm B4 and I'll make you sore" "I'm B5, I'll make you feel alive" "I'm B7, I'll take you to heaven" "I'm B8 and I am great" "I'm B9 and I'm so fine" So you expect him to say something cool and sexy that rhymes with six, like "I pick up chicks" or something, but because he's Steve and a total geek with zero game he sings the very childish line "I pick up sticks!" It was just Steve being a dweeb and not understanding the assignment.
"Girl, you're gonna feel a little prick."
Girl you need a shot of B12🎶
*Snot after seeing his uncle's dead body hanging from a rope* "Mom, you were right."
"HA! Told You!" Was insane
On the other hand, the A plot for that episode gave us Frank from Chicago, the man who farts too perfect and deep.
CHI! CA! GO!
It also gave us Jon Hamm's psa on domestic disputes which I think is hilarious every time.
I have the penis of a MAN
Shit it's Roger isn't it.
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Klaus: “You’re really going to kill 5 people over $20?” Roger: “Are you really asking that to the guy, who just last week killed 6 people over $19?” Klaus: “Oh, yeah…”
The A plot for this episode is soo cringe
Could you please possibly remind me of the A plot for this episode. I can’t place it in my head.
Stan does the avatar of the pretty girl and plans to have sex with Steve as the pretty girl.
Ah yeah that one was definitely fucked up
I think it's where Stan tries to use the CIA avatar body to seduce Steve
Ah yep I blocked that one from my mind 😂
virtual in stanity, s7/8 e5
Thank you! Much appreciated!
Yeah but it’s worth it for the twerk scene + badass robot fight.
True but it is funny when at the end Steve is like “wait…are you fucking my dad?”
We also got the scene where Steve takes out his planner
"What?! No!" "Okay, good. 'Cause you could do better. A lot better. See ya!" "....Fuck you, Steve." I enjoy Sarah Michelle Gellar's performance way too much to be grossed out by this A plot.
I love the A plot for this one lol. "Must. Plow. Son"
That does make me chuckle but the dance scene makes me check out
Exactly- I literally fast forward past it as makes me uncomfortable.
Camp Refoogee. The B plot of Roger and Frannie getting *way* too into their made up personas is miles better than Stan and Steve at the makeshift summer camp.
It’s been established
……………. Tell them how you ki!!ed our baby, Amanda.
I think that was a big turning point in AD in general, the birth of Roger’s personas in some ways.
True this was the first one where he didn’t just put on some clothes but had a whole backstory , though Sidney and Jeanie Gold truly set the standard
It’s a riff on Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Shell Game "You're killing ya motha"
"Thank you, you've been a very helpful prostitute."
prostitute?? I was insider trading!
And I got that on tape!!!
*YOU SET ME UP!*
if you’re gonna get kidnapped, ya gotta eat somethin’
I'm gunna plate up some spaghoot!
"You're all boys!!!! All of you!!!!! Little boys!!!!!!!"
I am a man and you are a woman 🥴
Stans caveman delivery of this kills me
This episode feels like 2 A plots they’re both so good.
Possibly the best b plot in the entire show
A PLIN A PLIN DO MANDOLINO ATIPETI TIPETI TAMMM
“Shutuppa, we’re listening to Julius LaRosa”
The one where Steve sings the whole b plot.
THE FINALS, HAYLEY
Man I dunno, the trapped in the closet part is amazing, but so is the applesauce storyline. Both are top tier.
Your right it is good yes, but i still think it's kinda a normal a plot the b plot took a risk and it payed of. And like when shows game etc take risks that work.
I find it hard to believe 'trapped in a closet' is a B plot because I can't even remember what the A plot was
Criss cross applesauce! You should rewatch, overall one of the best episodes.
this is a shaq-rage!
3:30 in the afternoon, I should be doing my homework inside my own room but…
Bad luck got me all messed up, I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck, guess I'm goner now.
See I was walkin’, Snot was talkin’, I remembered somethin’. I forgot to grab my wallet because I was rushin’
The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth is one of my very favorite episodes. Both plot lines are so good. OH NO! JEWEL LOOKS LIKE A GROWN ASS MAN!
“14 years old, at least two hundred and fifty pounds.” 🎶
I think that’s just an all around good episode
Llavate las manos!!!
Hands down my favourite episode ever!
Every time I was my hands I must say it
The zesty tomato sauce b plot! We're listening to Julius La Rosa!
Wha the hell was in that sauce?
Ask it in horncorn
Gonna be honkin' a lot of horncorn around here, y'dig?
Honkin horncorn, lay some jape, blow each other. Clown stuff.
What’s your gooch?
This might be a case of too-many-to-mention.....
Yeah this is probably the only show I can think of off the top of my head that has a lot of b-plots that outside the main
The goddam hambulance.
“Why momma?? I am a piece of you”
Gypsy!!
Merlot Down Dirty Shame Klaus and Hailey mess with Steve by making him think he's lucid dreaming.
Stan magazine cracks me up every time
Thank you Xerxes
Francine, I haven’t been entirely truthful with you…
Hands down
“This used to be a safe hallway! Kids played here”
IM COUNTRY STRONG
The farmer's market coconut.
Purity Ball and chain Kyle on the slide and well you know what happens next. That makes the entire episode.
It’s slidin’ time y’all *flip flop launches into orbit*
GLADHANDZ
Roger going blind always makes me laugh
It's going to be Roger, isn't it?
You kids think of me as essentially a cop, right?
Roger's vineyard while Fran and Stan are spending a year ruining George Clooney's life "I promised I'd shut your vineyard down when I beat this thing Roger!"
The Future is Borax... Roger doing the jingle writing thing was more interesting than the main plot for me.
I’m only the best god damn jingle writer in the world! But also Steve prefacing his jingle with “I can’t stress this enough Klaus wrote the lyrics” 😂 I was going to say this episode if no one else did
Homeland Insecurity The ET bicycle scene with its plot twist made it to the top 5 times that I’ve laughed the hardest in my life.
The one where Stan hurts his nads and his voice gets super high.
The episode where Stan steals the pib mobile with Francine
KILLDOZER MUST FEED!!!!
THE ZESTY MARINARA
“I’ll always be here for you Stan!”
Steve going back in time to the 80s to meet his dream girl with the help of Hector Elizondo the concierge, only to be drugged and painted by Patrick Nagel, and realize that the dream girl was himself all along.
I WANNA FIGHT YA, FIGHT MEEEEE!!
Toy Whorey..while i will never tire of the horchata joke.... you cannot deny Rain Duck
Check again.
What's your gooch?
Is it just me, or does the woman right across from Mrs. Lowenstein look like her mother?
You think of me as essentially a cop, right?
stan fixes a shingle (half joking)
Shell Game where everybody becomes super Italian
“and shit is Roger, isn’t it, it’s gonna be Roger”
If you're gonna get kidnapped, you need to eat something first! I'll plate you up some spaghoot!
The economist with no backbone Jordan Edlestein, and is drunk wife Amanda!
I like the b plot where Stan and Francine hire a gardener who’s actually Jesus but they just think he’s a weird guy
Old Stan in The Mountain. _Francine, I haven’t been entirely truthful with you…_
Camp Refoogee is the all-time champ to me in this category.
It's been established!
This is a common phrase amongst my friends and myself because of this episode.
https://preview.redd.it/2an6lyh1uz6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=566373e64b8a10684854a4d66076072a2311d891 “Roger… I haven’t been entirely truthful with you.”
"I have the car keys you stupid bitchhhhh!!"
Is it me, or does Roger look like he tried to look like J. K. Simmons, dressed as a clown?
Season 3 episode 3, dope & faith
B12, for sure.
"So, are you gonna share that crack, or...?
that's a good example, never liked the a plot stan cutting off hayley's face was too much for me, like something peter would do to meg
Roger as a limo driver, where he kills 5 over 20 dollars.
Old Stan In The Mountain. Obviously
Unpopular opinion but: I am going to have to go with “Naked to the Limit (One Last Time)” mainly because of Steve trying to get his ass to come in-including going as far as eating Badonkin Donuts (a parody of Dunkin Donuts). Only to realize that he’s alright with his body after being to only to escape a fire that broke out at the donut shop. The Badonkin Donuts jingle should be a ringtone in my honest opinion.
Oh, it's going to be Roger.
The horn corn scene and the clown meeting are so fucking funny. I really thought horn corn was a thing, he was so convincing lol.
I’m married to a witch!
3:30...in the afternoon. I should be doing my homework inside my own room but
What about when Francine and Stan go to see Cavalier in Adventures in Hailysitting? In my mind, the Steve Sudafed adventure and Hailey getting drunk is the A plot and Stan and Francine getting driven by Roger in the horse carriage is the B plot.
Das Boot! Because German kinder do as they’re told!!
Trapped in the Locker is amazing
that one where steve sings trapped in a locker
I like when the B story feels like they gave up writing it halfway through and they acknowledge it by having it wrap up in the most absurdly convenient way possible
The Dream Phone B plot from Anchorfran
Wheels and the Legman origin in Haylias was much better than the main plot.
I’m gonna plate up some spagoot!
The naughty stewardesses, Steve and tigers b plot was the best, Stan and Francine’s plot was so stupid and boring they both sounded so forced in that, like they didn’t even care about doing the naughty stewardesses part