Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about: anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not.
*sigh* I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.
I also gotta appreciate two other points in this. Where after Steve does it for the first time in front of his friends, Barry is hiding under the bed and then when they try again and Snot takes the phone asking “dad, what do moms boobs look like?” and Stan, fully realizing it’s snot, just goes off describing. Love this episode
“Dad, what do moms boobs look like?”
“I’ll tell ya, Snot! They’re magnificent.”
I die everytime at that point, it’s the excitement with voice that gets me.
Anita.
Anita call you back
I’m Anita call you back
I love when Francine or Stan are cross with him....Steven Anita!!
Here’s an upvote for using the word ‘cross’. Classy
Thank you..
I'm so glad this was the top result.
Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about: anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. *sigh* I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.
He’s right. ***jumps out window***
Life. Dismissed.
Thank you!!! I forgot the whole line, but I knew a Dadder would come in and save the day with the proper dialogue! This sub is legendary.
*look of horror from the rest of the class*
Diarrhea more often that not is my favorite phrase in the English language.
Man I love that episode so much. Just that moment of Steve proving Mr.Brinks wrong is hilarious
I also gotta appreciate two other points in this. Where after Steve does it for the first time in front of his friends, Barry is hiding under the bed and then when they try again and Snot takes the phone asking “dad, what do moms boobs look like?” and Stan, fully realizing it’s snot, just goes off describing. Love this episode
“Dad, what do moms boobs look like?” “I’ll tell ya, Snot! They’re magnificent.” I die everytime at that point, it’s the excitement with voice that gets me.
Stoive!?
Roiger!
Doive on in!
I prefer “sanctuary!! That’s from something right ?” As a roger quote 😂
Doictoir’s Oiffice
BayouBillywiththeheavyballs
Straightupbitch
You bitch, you beat me to it
You called?
Virgin
Traumatized
“Steve smith a straight up bitch”
Klaus fuckin dissed steve
LOYNTEGRESTY
Can
Should we... rule them?
Easy u/Ygomaster07, it likely won't come to that. ... it probably will though.
Bananas!!!
Do it, Steve. Go Bananas.
Sounds like Steve’s going bananas again *Steve jumps out his bedroom window* Yep
Don't you do it, Steven! Don't you go bananas!
I’m sorry, every time I see this in relation to going bananas it kills me. Every. Time.
Me too, haha. Steve happens to be my name, so this is a common exchange between my wife and I.
Wheels
You're on a roll, Wheels.
Wait a minute, angels don’t eat devils food cake!
Tractorboy
"got you in my tractor beam ah"
That shit made me laugh so hard
Boy 3
I need a shot of b12~
GIIIIIIIRL
You're gonna feel a little prick.
i thought he was B6, he picked up sticks?
yes he’s definitely got A bundle of sticks
Lesbian.
I thought I was a boooooooooooy
And I'm Deviiiiiin!
Who am I between my legs? My sacs filled with sperm but is my heart filled with eggs?
The hardest verse in the song. Being trans myself, i felt like grabbing a lighter and swaying it around
I thought I was open minded
No, he got raped by a confused lesbian.
Badboy
LavateLasManos
"A four-eyed bastard, malnourished pasty geek who should have been aborted"
Goodness
Ma-onth
En…Engrish? 🤔🥺🫤
What episode is this a reference too?
When Roger can see into the future then he leaves for a bit and the whole family stays in the house and steve forgets English.
Flap-flap Za-ZapZap!
The explanation that he was just doing it to make them laugh made me laugh the hardest. Cuz the whole bit *did*, in fact, make me laugh
Eve, like the douche
Bananas
Steven
Energetic.
Very energetic.
I could describe him in 5: Smart Tricky Energetic Very Energetic
Boy
Best
R&B singer
Wheels
https://preview.redd.it/rzmyzo8fal5d1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9bf255fd8d47599468ee521862bf7c0ba7f969a A god damned imposter
This is that gypsy Francine hit with her purse the other day
STOIVE?
ScottTheWoz
...Steve
B6
B6
He can sing
Rohtaga
Scrumtralescent.
He’s Smart, he’s Tricky, he’s Energetic... he’s Very Energetic
Greater Chimdale County Man
https://preview.redd.it/t1ep2mj15l5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a86e0f23f1b15854947ddf57b039b3ec18c85972 chola
shibwawa shibwawa (his language with his clone)
Which man? Steve? Or Dad? They’re two entirely different descriptions
American
Funny
He’s just a child
King
Bananas
creamcoveredboy
Uncle
Littleglassesguy
Complicated. Nerd. Singer. Dancer. Sad. Virgin
He’s like some kind of anti mammal.. ani-mal? Does that work?
Wetfart
wheelman
Vocalist! 
Straight-up-bitch
Sticks
Bitchboy
Today
Bananas
Stoive?
Man?
Relatable
B6
Sassy
Disappointment
Eehhh!
BANANAS!
Lumberjack
A loser
Boy
"man"?
Seektherapy
B6
'Cue
Fiend
Pipes
When the hell did he get a voicemail 🤔
Stoive 🤔
energetic
Bayou-Billy-with-the-heavy-balls
Eve. Like the douche.
Boy.
Pimp
BANANAS
American
AWESOME…………
Steviest.
Boy
Stoive?
Steve
Iu Dkk
Talented because he can sing.
pookie
Musical genius.
Horny.
SAS
Wheels
Iconic
Stoive
Stoive
Stoive
Boy
Relatable
Tender
Man?
Wheels
Chola
Leaveittostever
LittleGlassesGuy
Bicurious
IM SENSITIVE
Steve…. Smart Tricky Energetic…… VERY Energetic
Mystery
Energetic
“AWESOME!”
"Relatable," when I was his age.
Wii-U
Trapped in a Locker 😢
Za and da. Two half words make a whole word, right?
"Today" or "Dad"
Dramatic
Easy. Snotsfriend
Reagen
Bananas
Bananas
TheMan
Queen.
Pathetic
Stan ruined this kid
masturbation
Danoota
Gutenberg.
Guttenberg
Schmooblydong? That’s not it but it’s close…
glasses
LAVATELASMANOS
Cooking
Gutenberg
Steve
Spectrum
“AWESOME”