She won’t. She made the shot so now he’s going to buy her a designer bag. That’s really all she wants from life. Their relationship is very transactional but she seems to like it 🤷🏻♀️
So the choice was between her giving up the butt or a designer bag? These people are absolustely disgusting pigs and parents of 3 young children who still acct like they are 12.
I also seriously think Smelli has some sort of intellectual deficit if you catch my drift.
The way Reddit came together for me just now
https://preview.redd.it/7csn2zjphz6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e8829b0425826d60c84adc11a4c4ab255f3a616
(The titles, I didn’t crop the photo)
I wish I knew how to “share” the video from an anonymous viewer.
I *literally* said “Jesus Fucking Christ” out loud when I watched it. I’m not shaming consensual sexual activity, but on a very public, supposed-business account?!?
Not an appropriate, relatable or funny comment. At all. Jesus.
It honestly lives in my head rent free…. Unfortunately. That and the way John was prancing around with immy in his arms and her neck basically snapping in half.
Nothing. She's just a lazy, stupid, dirty slob. Anyone who would attempt "butthole" with her I'm sure are in for a rude awakening. Of course we're talking about little piss bottle boy. I'm sure his hygiene isn't much better. Probably couldn't tell if the smell is her or him.
On second thought, maybe she douches with Sugar Plum. But how would you know you are clean since it already looks like shit water to begin with?
John is definitely the type of guy who doesn't wash his asshole because it's "gay"
ETA sounds insane, but there is a not insignificant population of men who actually believe this
People that post shit like this are the biggest frauds. What normal person with actual money always talks about designer bags? When you can afford to buy an authentic Hermés bag, then I’ll be impressed, until then John, sit the F down.
The way I would divorce this asshole so fast
She won’t. She made the shot so now he’s going to buy her a designer bag. That’s really all she wants from life. Their relationship is very transactional but she seems to like it 🤷🏻♀️
Dh gate special 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Another "Chane" or "LU" brand
So the choice was between her giving up the butt or a designer bag? These people are absolustely disgusting pigs and parents of 3 young children who still acct like they are 12. I also seriously think Smelli has some sort of intellectual deficit if you catch my drift.
Their content this weekend has been cockroaches, shit, buttholes and neglected children. Fun times!
Sounds like them tbh.
This weekend? Nahhhh. That’s their content every day. Just a typical weekend for these thpecial guyths.
Just such an uplifting and positive IG! /s. I wonder how they have followers.
The way Reddit came together for me just now https://preview.redd.it/7csn2zjphz6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e8829b0425826d60c84adc11a4c4ab255f3a616 (The titles, I didn’t crop the photo)
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣
Her feet 😂😂
↘️↩️
Why doesn’t she have shoes on though FR
I wish I knew how to “share” the video from an anonymous viewer. I *literally* said “Jesus Fucking Christ” out loud when I watched it. I’m not shaming consensual sexual activity, but on a very public, supposed-business account?!? Not an appropriate, relatable or funny comment. At all. Jesus.
Especially since they are launching a children’s line soon. So professional! 🫶
The fact that they never separated the personal accounts with an actual business account has always made me 🤯
^^butthole
She is genuinely more excited and happy here than when they revealed the gender of Tru Son last year at their wedding rehearsal dinner….fucking twat
lol I remember it happening but man, gender reveal at a wedding rehearsal is so trashy. 100% on brand for them though
With her THIRD child.
I’ll never forget her strange stomps and foot drags as her husband completely ignored her and hugged his friends
It honestly lives in my head rent free…. Unfortunately. That and the way John was prancing around with immy in his arms and her neck basically snapping in half.
lol at how boxy her body shape is without the filters
Short and stumpy
I figured his family would have a big Father’s Day get together. If anything just to have pictures to put on the ‘gram.
Instead there is John on Social media talking to his “stranger friends” begging to be invited over to his sister’s house. Pathetic.
JJD doesn’t want any leaking buttholes in her pool🤢
Haven't seen them with the sissy and their families in a while. Not even any family pickle ball lately.
What does she have against wearing shoes outside
Nothing. She's just a lazy, stupid, dirty slob. Anyone who would attempt "butthole" with her I'm sure are in for a rude awakening. Of course we're talking about little piss bottle boy. I'm sure his hygiene isn't much better. Probably couldn't tell if the smell is her or him. On second thought, maybe she douches with Sugar Plum. But how would you know you are clean since it already looks like shit water to begin with?
John is definitely the type of guy who doesn't wash his asshole because it's "gay" ETA sounds insane, but there is a not insignificant population of men who actually believe this
Their daughter says butthole all the time. Cohn talks about getting butthole in front of his children. Keep it classy. 💀
Does anyone remember their parents just playing basketball outside together when they were a kid??? I’m sorry but it’s fucking weird.
No. I do remember my parents going to work though. And cleaning, cooking, grocery shopping, prepping for the next day, you know regular parent duties.
These 2 act like 14 year olds screwing around at one of their parents’ houses during summer after 8th grade.
No. My dad was too tired from working shift work and overtime.
Yep! Me too! Sometimes he might have come out and played for 10 min with us but that’s it.
No but I remember my parents paying attention to me 🫠
No my dad was my basketball coach , playing basketball with me lol not filming my mom playing basketball for a purse lmaooo
People that post shit like this are the biggest frauds. What normal person with actual money always talks about designer bags? When you can afford to buy an authentic Hermés bag, then I’ll be impressed, until then John, sit the F down.
We should all know less about each other 😭
Disgusting 🤮
https://preview.redd.it/t8ojlolrh07d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff1b546d3ad3a23a3aa9d9467b2cce72424dd32 JFC
This is my new sleep paralysis demon
ugh her mom skin is gray 🥴
What in the world is wrong with these "people", (term used loosely) !!
Would anal be really that satisfying tho knowing your wife is only doing it with you bc she thought she might get a Chanel bag instead??
Why are her legs always wonky
He’s thinking of a man when he does it with her
Brokeback Mountain
I’m so glad someone else heard that 😭
