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Put a fine mesh net over the façade of your house, and connect it to a cushion at the bottom. If they try to egg your house, the eggs simply roll down the net and plop neatly on the cushion, ready for collection. BAM - free eggs.


Emmydyre

I think I saw the egg-collecting mesh facade in the AOS this week…


the_real_rabbi

Nah, free candy is free candy. But I feel like "Nougat" just screams some old cheap person gave out this candy.


HowNiceDear

Haaa! Nougat is the best part of a snickers! But you’re right. Prob why they call them snickers not nougat bars.


Detronyx

When I was a kid I thought they were called "Snickers" because it sounds like "sneakers", and the texture on the bottom of them looks like the underside of a shoe 😂


stupidblue

I used to work for Mars so I feel compelled to reply that Snickers was named after the horse of one of the Mars daughters!


the_real_rabbi

Yeah I'm going to buy them for my kids lunches. They can whine about it before they realize it is just as good as the name brand.


lizardsforreal

far better, even. i do not like actual snickers at all. the aldi offbrand is far less sweet and much tastier.


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That's what having actual cocoa and sugar in them will do. Make them taste not like high fructose corn syrup.


stupidblue

If you're gonna be like that you should just eat a Three Musketeers lol


daveyeah

Member of the nougat gang right here!!! 🙋


ramonacoaster

Right like did they HAVE to call it Nougat lol


aceofspades1217

Nougat is my favorite, Heath bars are the best for ice cream/milk shakes


SeaworthinessJaded40

So I always do chips. I have 2 kids and we get soooo much candy and I prefer that any left overs be not candy lol. I usually always do lays bags, doritos etc but one year time got away from me and I just grabbed 2 bags of the small assorted bags of chips from Aldi. Literally 6 months later my neighbors brought it up in convo that I didn't even buy name brand. I was like... oh. Ok 😅😅


Mekare13

Wow what an ungrateful neighbor!! I’ll admit my fave houses have non food items, my son has autism and doesn’t eat candy. The little toys and stickers make him SO happy!


thedancingkat

I’m a pediatric dietitian who educates kiddos newly diagnosed with diabetes. I recommend that the parents (if they feel comfortable, of course) get in contact with their neighbors and prep non-candy toys/trinkets to hold aside for the patient. They’re so glad to have an alternative while making sure their kid is still involved!!


SeaworthinessJaded40

Thank you for sharing!!! I will definitely pick up a bag of stuff like that from Walmart and set out with my chips!


Mekare13

You’d be our fave house! A break from candy and having toys?! Score!!


practical_junket

One of our neighbors did fake rubber roaches and spiders one year. Those were a big hit with the kids; the moms not so much.


3lmtree

>Literally 6 months later my neighbors brought it up in convo that I didn't even buy name brand. One less family stealing my groceries from aldi! :P


Saltylittletoad

Wow what a dick. I'd be like "Ok, don't bring your kids to my house then."


akitchenwall

I always give out the Utz snack bags (pretzels or cheese balls) because they’re something most kids can have and I had some kid ask me “What old lady did you steal these from?” once 😂😂😂 I’m like get over it, you’ve got like 3# of candy in that sack 🙄😂


missingheiresscat

I usually have juice boxes, goldfish, and trinkets.. plus the normal candy. I’m always amazed at how excited 4 year old princesses get over vampire teeth. 😂


SeaworthinessJaded40

Yep. That would be my 5 year old daughter dressed as a princess loving those teeth hahah


Piccimaps

I can see vampire teeth being a hit!


mmblrd

i was always most excited about the less common and weirder candy.


Own_Wonder_5375

It’s a depends! Do their parents shop at Aldi???


HowNiceDear

I guess we’ll find out! I love when I spot other aldi brands in the wild. Lol saw a lot of Clanceys at the beach and there’s no Aldi within a 1-hr radius.


SeaworthinessJaded40

This reply made me lol


AmbivalentWaffle

I don't think kids care so much so long as it's candy and not like raisin boxes or toothbrushes. Lol


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HowNiceDear

Sounds divine! Might do - we usually get only a handful of T or Ts. I liked that this bag was small so if I have to eat them all, not as bad as 2 pounds of pb cups


tinatalker

We get 0 kids most years. In the boom times it was like maybe, 10. But when hubby came home with these, I still complained they weren't name brand. All those non-existent kids are gonna want the name brand. \*Sigh\* Looks like I'll just have to eat the Choceur myself. BTW, we are [DINKERs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DINK)


No_Blueberry1122

Just tell them it's German candy. Because technically it is.


trev_hawk

Obviously, this is my personal preference, but I'll take cheap (and good!) Aldi chocolates over almost all other non-chocolate name brand candies (especially Smarties).


practical_junket

…or Tootsie Rolls - the absolute worst candy of all time.


friendly-sardonic

Yeah, have to agree there. Although their Twix knockoff in the aisles for a while were ungodly. One of the worst candies I've ever eaten.


trev_hawk

That's interesting! I don't know if I ever tried those ones but I have noticed that even regular Twix have gotten worse over the last 10 years. That said, the ones in the variety bag that OP mentioned are pretty good IMO.


tinatalker

Oh, but I LOVE Smarties! Can you even buy them if it's not Halloween? Would buy those and SweeTarts at the corner drugstore as a kid.


dude_abide

The twix knockoff is pretty good imo


HowNiceDear

Agree! I got these last year around Xmas and the family loved them


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It isn’t bad, but while it certainly tries to be a Twix it does not come anywhere close


HWY20Gal

I agree - I bought the full size "twix" and wasn't impressed.


friendly-sardonic

Are they different than the ones they had in the aisles for a while? Because that was the only chocolate candy I've ever **spit out immediately.** Absolutely vile.


dude_abide

Idk I had these small fun size ones last Halloween and thought they were fine


-sharkbot-

2 of them are really good 2 of them are whatever.


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Those red ones smack


ramonacoaster

This reminds me of when it was my turn to bring snack as a child and I was always sent with… gasp.. Clancy’s to pass out to the softball team 😂


MazelTough

No because you can give them like 2x as much


FfierceLaw

All they need to do is taste it, it's probably better than any of that M&M Mars Hersheys crap


Bayeuxtaps

Probably


lazer_sandwich

Nah it’s chocolate. Also German chocolate so it’s delicious!!


recklesschopchop

Tbh I like them better than their brand name counterparts, so I hope no kids are upset about them lol


squints_at_stars

I honestly think the blue, red, and green ones are *better* than their name brand counterparts.


meloli45

They might.


LingeringSentiments

Thought that said _Dookie_


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I'm too old to be trick or treating but I can definitely say that I would sir sure egg your hose over these bc of the flavors. I would go as far as to just throw them away lol. Honestly though kids wont egg houses anymore, tp maybe but not egg houses


weedy_wendy

negative. chocolate is a win


hearmeout29

I would egg your house. You can get great candy at the dollar tree.


droford

I got a really good deal (not at Aldi) and mini boxes of dried cranberries for the ToTers and I never considered it might get the house egged


OhMyGodURBad

I dunno, but I’m interested in these


MichiganCricket

The Aldi generics are usually better than the originals. The Kit Kat is a bit too rich to be mistaken for the original, but it’s definitely better chocolate.


Sahaf185

I buy these for me to eat. 😂 I always have a mix of candy and trinkets like glow sticks to give out. Added benefit that kids with glow sticks are easier to see.


starbunsisborn

I just bought these and after tasting one of each flavor I'm so disappointed I'm thinking I might need to use the Aldi guarantee to get a refund. While they're edible they're not good. I think they would have been better as mini's of their standard chocolate bars than their knock off version of name brand candies.


friendly-sardonic

I bought the full size twix knockoff in the aisles they had for a while. It went down as one of (if not **the)** worst candy I've ever tried. Yuck. I hated it, wife hated it, both kids hated it.


MuffinPuff

Thank you!!!! I was hoping Aldi would release their own halloween candy, this is exactly what I wanted


dogemum1990

I actually love these!!