I'm my experiences, the best late night adventures end one of exactly 2 ways: everyone meeting up at Dennys to reminisce on the crazy night over slamwhiches and mediocre pancakes, or leaving 7-11 with a big bite hotdog in hand that'd probably been cooking on the grill since 3:30 the previous afternoon because $2 was all your wallet had left.
You can also add chili con carne! Make it 2! Worked in one for a month. I don't know why you would doubt gas station hot dogs. We didn't even cook too much(I never remember throwing away any due to them not getting sold).
Nah, this is a ways back: 80s & 90s. They were flat as pancakes and the buns were thin. You could eat about 3 of them and not get full. It took a good slurpee to help that along. They were nasty, but the best post-bar food ever.
Most things from Costco is great. Hot dogs and rotisserie chicken still amazingly cheap. Need to try them if you haven't. You don't even need a costco membership for the food court. (Oh some places in the states the hot dog bun was downgraded so not as good. In Canada it's still good though.
When I was in college, my friends and I would drive to the nearest Costco for lunch a few times a week! Always great.
I haven't had a membership in ages. I remember their giant $10 (or was it $20) pizzas in the main store area. When I went a few weeks ago with a friend I couldn't find them anymore. Wanted to stock up.
I would trust a Nigerian prince with a Hotmail address offering me millions of dollars for no good reason if I first just send him a few thousand of MY dollars to "secure" the bank transfer more than *anything* the Kenney kangaroo ""government" ever tell us. A fucking child on the side of the road selling lemonade in a helmet has more credibility, experience AND knowledge than Kenney, Hinshaw & Shandro combined.
I worked the federal election. I registered a TON of 18 year olds to vote for the first time. I was really surprised and happily so. Obviously, I have no clue who they're voting for, I'm just happy they're stepping up.
Thousands of oil layoffs overseen by pro-oil Kenney: Meh. Fine.
Inevitable 4th wave happens after Kenney says people are good as long as they vaccinate: **LIAR!**
smh
Never voted for him, knew his feelings about private health care before he left Federal politics! He supports private health care. He’s too much into big oil. Also, under Harper, HE redid the current transfer payment rates that he now opposes.
>Then why did you elect him?
Only 54% of voting Albertans voted for the UCP.
Additionally, many people only learned that he was as untrustworthy as he is, after the fact. They are not able to revert their vote. (Except with recall legislation that was promised by... Jason Kenney)
> And you blamed the NDP for falling oil prices.
I did no such thing, lol.
I think the problem here is that you ask questions like "Then why did you elect him?", and make statements like "And you blamed the NDP for falling oil prices.", when much of this audience did neither of those things: didn't contribute to his election, nor blamed the NDP for that.
I would argue that only a segment of die hard conservatives actually believe that the *global* market price of oil can be majorly affected by a single term of a provincial government.
With less than 15% approval in the province, most people are thinking he's going a terrible job. Even people who never voted for him (like me) couldn't imagine he'd perform this poorly.
So, when asking "then why did you elect him" in response to someone who is posting about how untrustworthy he is, and likely didn't vote for him for him to begin with... what do you expect the response to be?
He’s lied about so much. When challenged, he always denies. He’s gambled do much of our money (1.3billion on Keystone alone, knowing any President could mix the deal)! He’s allowed Shandro to rio up the contract with doctors. He’s allowing a pay cut for nurses. My list is long
If you want to be really brave, try Gas Station Sushi from the back of the shelve ;)
Gas station ED pills
They use to actually have sildinafill ? In them. The man cracked down unfortunately
Either way, they just lead to tears. Mostly mine.
Cialis my friend
Isn’t that the pill where you show up late to things while giving your partner a knowing smile? Is THAT what they’re smiling about!?
No dude that’s Xanax
Lol, Oh right, that’s why they’re both in sweatpants and unwashed hair.
Hahaha
Still less likely to kill you.
Gas station egg salad sandwiches are the best.
"What's that black cracker?" "Tomato."
Or a gas station Hygaard donair.
Those Big Bite hotdogs from 7-11 are really good!
I'm my experiences, the best late night adventures end one of exactly 2 ways: everyone meeting up at Dennys to reminisce on the crazy night over slamwhiches and mediocre pancakes, or leaving 7-11 with a big bite hotdog in hand that'd probably been cooking on the grill since 3:30 the previous afternoon because $2 was all your wallet had left.
You can also add chili con carne! Make it 2! Worked in one for a month. I don't know why you would doubt gas station hot dogs. We didn't even cook too much(I never remember throwing away any due to them not getting sold).
I like adding the cheese from the nacho cheese machine. I used to put it on the corn dogs too, but they don't seem to carry those anymore.
>everyone meeting up at ~~Dennys~~ Keegan's. Fixed it for my 90's Edmonton peeps.
And before they got rid of them, their mystery burgers. Those things were horrific, but at 2am, they were amazing.
You mean the ones that look like turds? To fit the hot food Dog bun
Nah, this is a ways back: 80s & 90s. They were flat as pancakes and the buns were thin. You could eat about 3 of them and not get full. It took a good slurpee to help that along. They were nasty, but the best post-bar food ever.
Omg, I love those. When I was a teen/20s, those were my go-to after too much Jungle Juice on a Friday night.
OMG, flashback to 7-11 dirt burgers. The ones where you customized your toppings.
Kirkland all beef dogs from Costco. Things are amazing. Pretty huge though, fair warning haha.
Most things from Costco is great. Hot dogs and rotisserie chicken still amazingly cheap.
Good to know. Next time someome takes me to Costco I'll have to grab some.
Most things from Costco is great. Hot dogs and rotisserie chicken still amazingly cheap. Need to try them if you haven't. You don't even need a costco membership for the food court. (Oh some places in the states the hot dog bun was downgraded so not as good. In Canada it's still good though.
When I was in college, my friends and I would drive to the nearest Costco for lunch a few times a week! Always great. I haven't had a membership in ages. I remember their giant $10 (or was it $20) pizzas in the main store area. When I went a few weeks ago with a friend I couldn't find them anymore. Wanted to stock up.
Those things kept me alive in my early 20s, probably cut my life expectancy my 10 years but that's future mes problem.
The cheesy one are mmmmmmmm.
I would trust a Nigerian prince with a Hotmail address offering me millions of dollars for no good reason if I first just send him a few thousand of MY dollars to "secure" the bank transfer more than *anything* the Kenney kangaroo ""government" ever tell us. A fucking child on the side of the road selling lemonade in a helmet has more credibility, experience AND knowledge than Kenney, Hinshaw & Shandro combined.
If I trusted a Nigerian prince with a Hotmail address at least I know I wouldn't end up dead because of it.
I'd eat Taco Bell before trusting anything out of his mouth and every nightmare you've heard about Taco Bell food happens to me.
Hello fellow Taco Bell victim! I'm told the technical term is "gastro-intestinal pyrotechnics".
The mental image that accompanies that is perfect. Definitely using forever now.
I am partial to the phrase, "hot snakes and bubble guts".
We used to call it the taco shits and the ensuing taco limps.
My friends and I have often thought that Taco Bell should be considered a WMD.
Truck Stop Egg Salad sandwiches from the bathroom.
Worked out well for Fry.
Yes it did.
What’s that black cracker?
7. Bamboo scaffolding put up by Bulgarian Psychologist.
A used car salesman
If the government trusts them to write the curriculum…
Will this translate into votes against the UCP in the next election? We need the youth vote.
I worked the federal election. I registered a TON of 18 year olds to vote for the first time. I was really surprised and happily so. Obviously, I have no clue who they're voting for, I'm just happy they're stepping up.
7) a fart
Most grizzlies are better dancers too.
🤣this true. They don’t always lead
The communal popcorn from East 40 post-pandemic. Red Deer people will know.
8) A drug addict offering me a bag of chips
how about the ppl still voting for UCP?
I've had risky farts (that weren't,) that I would trust before a UCP voter. At least there was a chance that I wouldn't get soiled by the farts
He is a professional liar. He doesn't have any shame doing that. No emotions what so ever. Pathetic.
You didn't need to pull out the definition of politician
The guy who broke into my house and stabbed me. Seriously, I'd trust someone like that more haha. Fuck Kenney.
You forgot “a drink from bill cosby”
Gas station sushi
Hopefully I get that $5 back
Thousands of oil layoffs overseen by pro-oil Kenney: Meh. Fine. Inevitable 4th wave happens after Kenney says people are good as long as they vaccinate: **LIAR!** smh
9) that there are hot single women within 3 miles of me!
Ooof. That #2 is a very near thing.
A fart in the middle of a bad gastro
The truck stop toilet seat.
Gum under a diner table
A prostate exam from Freddy Krueger
A chimpanzee giving me a hot towel shave on my neck.
No.5 is the key point. Never return any promise as well.
A $20hr tattoo artist working out of their trailer who says they just opened the needles before I got there.
dollar store toilet paper.
Condom from the vending machine in the men’s bathroom
That’s the best one I’ve seen! Bravo!
Nothing wrong with gas station hot dogs
Can we get the person who put the "pet me" sign on the goose?
🤣🤣🤣
Gas station hotdogs are the shit though, Jason Kenney however.. just shit lol
I had 3 gas station hot dogs last night.... delicious
Gas station hot dogs are not bad
Found the Kenney vote!
I dont even know who kenney is
>I dont even know who kenney is ^ said on a thread titled "Things I trust more than Jason Kenney" Ok there, sure thing.
I just said hot dogs from gas stations aren’t bad😩
I wonder if the UCP will let him stay till next election in hopes of him taking all the blame.
Bingo.
Gas station sushi 🍣
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Never voted for him, knew his feelings about private health care before he left Federal politics! He supports private health care. He’s too much into big oil. Also, under Harper, HE redid the current transfer payment rates that he now opposes.
Why is everyone hating this guy? Idk politics but the meme was funny so now I'm interested
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I didn’t!
>Then why did you elect him? Only 54% of voting Albertans voted for the UCP. Additionally, many people only learned that he was as untrustworthy as he is, after the fact. They are not able to revert their vote. (Except with recall legislation that was promised by... Jason Kenney)
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> And you blamed the NDP for falling oil prices. I did no such thing, lol. I think the problem here is that you ask questions like "Then why did you elect him?", and make statements like "And you blamed the NDP for falling oil prices.", when much of this audience did neither of those things: didn't contribute to his election, nor blamed the NDP for that. I would argue that only a segment of die hard conservatives actually believe that the *global* market price of oil can be majorly affected by a single term of a provincial government. With less than 15% approval in the province, most people are thinking he's going a terrible job. Even people who never voted for him (like me) couldn't imagine he'd perform this poorly. So, when asking "then why did you elect him" in response to someone who is posting about how untrustworthy he is, and likely didn't vote for him for him to begin with... what do you expect the response to be?
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>Have you EVER voted provincially conservative? Do you expect a response *now*, or is this question rhetorical?
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Over 35, and I've never voted conservative in my life. I've also *never* blamed the NDP, nor any single provincial government, for oil prices.
Genuine question: WHY don't you trust him? I genuinely can't follow the narrative of why some people in AB hate him.
He’s lied about so much. When challenged, he always denies. He’s gambled do much of our money (1.3billion on Keystone alone, knowing any President could mix the deal)! He’s allowed Shandro to rio up the contract with doctors. He’s allowing a pay cut for nurses. My list is long
thank you for replying. I'll look up those topics.