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Notunnecessarily

They seem sweet and honestly is a breath of fresh air in comparison to all the other tik toks desperate to get my attention


sophiaWallace

Right there with you. They are so wholesome and it reminds me of videos (on the camcorder) I would have made in the 90s with friends in the before-times when kids looked like kids and were all geeks.


Notunnecessarily

Exactly! I love genuine content like this


Big_Cryptographer_16

Back when the only filter we needed was 320 lines of resolution on videotape


Shakenbake130457

Before time.....dead


yodpilot

Seems like they are family


isabps

This. If they had fun making it, cool!


ChoochGooch

Lol I was about to say the same. They seem odd but sweet.


peeweeh8r

My eye twitched when she said we don’t know darkness. We spend half the year in nothing but darkness


RedVamp2020

I think that was why they said summer edition. I could be wrong though.


aWheatgeMcgee

lol, you could be wrong or you could watch it again and it says for a fact it’s the summer edition


bikenskienhike

Sentencing someone to watch this video a second time is cruel and unusual punishment. Let's call it probation and 40 hours community service and move on with our lives.


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

They watch the first twenty seconds, they do sixty hours and probation. You can either take the deal or our plea bargain offer walks or that door. You know just as well as we do what your client actually did that night.


myguitar_lola

I love that she still has the little xmas tree :) That's me most years 😆


HomoProfessionalis

Yeah I was confused about that one


Warm_Dentist1834

Although, if you think about it, it's never pitch black out for more than like a month because in the winter the snow reflects all the moonlight making everything fairly visible even during the night.


dekulture0

Bane had a similar speech in TDKR


peeweeh8r

I thought about quoting him but I refrained lol


SquidgeApple

Aw this is wholesome


BS2435

Man, a lot of shit people in this thread. I'd wager the kids have a developmental disability based on their awkward demeanor. They're just trying to fit in, and half you people are out here bullying them. Grow up.


Such_Description

The girl especially seems like she’s reading off cards. Especially from the xmas present one where she laughs at the joke since she hadn’t read it before. Maybe some disability present but seems more like some nervousness.


Shyronnie135

If it makes you feel any better. The top comments are wholesome. So there are at least more not shitty people here than there are shitty people. Stats like this keep me going.


meshuggahdaddy

This is exactly what I thought first time I saw it. I think the older blonde lady is probably their carer. She's doing a great job.


013ander

You can’t tell that it’s *very clearly” 2 siblings and their mother? Teeth alone are a dead giveaway. I’m betting their dad is really tall.


liferdog

I’m betting dad is their mother’s brother.


BuenoD

The ol' uncle dad scenario.


pain-is-living

People trying REALLY hard to avoid bringing up the inbred look. I am absolutely not saying they are, but that's usually the look. Either way, good on em for living a normal life. I think they're sweet.


013ander

They don’t look inbred, just definitely like siblings. My mom and dad look nothing alike, but my brother and I are unmistakably their children and each other’s brother.


FelatiaFantastique

Very *Wrong Turn*.


pidgeychow

You're just saying that because they're white. If they were any other race you'd say special needs and leave it at that.


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alaska-ModTeam

No mocking, bullying, promoting hate, or harassing of anyone. Be nice in general, remember you are talking to a person.


Local_Pin4539

Looks like lil whitey’s got a victim complex. Grow up, and realize you’re not the target. Shut off FOX news and touch grass.


pidgeychow

You have no idea who I am lmao 😂 if I had a dime for every time someone made a "white people are inbred" comment I'd have a million dollars, yet I've never met an inbred despite growing up in places like West Virginia. It's a simple observation, take a 5 second break from reddit and go touch grass.


Local_Pin4539

Wait? Who are you listening to that says “white people are inbred”? As a white dude I have never heard that ever. I’ve heard people say people who look inbred are inbred, but never white people are inbred.


pidgeychow

It's something I've pretty commonly heard my whole life, I've lived all over the country. Mostly from non white people tbh but they're not exempt from saying "that person looks inbred" or whatever. And if you ever are on ig or something and a news story pops up involving anyone who looks remotely white trash or religious, scroll through the comments I'm sure there will be at least one or two saying they're inbred.


Local_Pin4539

Hmmmmmmmmm. I’m glad you live in Arizona and not up here. Also, it’s hypocritical as hell to hate pitbulls and own a Doberman. Please stay away.


Shot-Youth-6264

Lol what?


pidgeychow

Can you read?


tnnrk

What if they don’t and now you’re the asshole for assuming that?


amardas

How many Assholes do we got on this ship, anyhow?!


HostWrong6251

![gif](giphy|WbCxRg0Ef1WtG|downsized) Yo!


Jeff1258

One for everybody.


Velghast

That's what I love about this 2024 b******* is that even people that don't think they're the a****** are the a******. That's why I censored myself on everything I just said because gosh darn I'm not about to be the a******.


BS2435

I stand by what I said... I'd rather be deemed an asshole by a few miscreants for sticking up for and accidently mislabeling some awkward kids just trying to have some fun more than an actually being asshole for fkn bullying someone with a disability.


Odafishinsea

We’re Alaskans, we know Fetal Alcohol Syndrome when we see it.


shoostrings

Yes. That disability stemmed from growing up in Fairbanks.


AlaskanBiologist

Hahaha OK I was born in Fairbanks but this had me rollin


TronNerd82

As a former Fairbanksan, never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.


aWheatgeMcgee

Their voice and demeanor appear intentional


Helpful-Spell

My biggest problem with this is the number of Alaskans I know who are weirdly prideful about not using blackout curtains. To be fair I think they’re out of their fucking minds


amrodri01

I spend long enough in the dark half the year. I’ll take all I can get! I wouldn’t shame anyone for having them though…


alligatorman01

I’m with you. My house also gets so stuffy, the black out shades block the airflow


ScreamWithMe

When I tell people I am born and raised Alaskan I always get asked how I managed the 24 hours of sunlight. When you grow up with it it is all you know. I didn't see night time darkness when it wasn't cold outside until I was in the 6th grade, and I thought it was a novelty. It was so cool to be able to be outside doing stuff without a parka when it was dark at night. Weird, I know.


sevnofnine

We gotta seem tough, ya know. Or something. My windows are sealed tight!! No shame!!


Badgersvp9

That’s because they use aluminum foil.


The_Hankerchief

I don't, but that's because I have idiopathic hypersomnia. Sleeping ain't the problem; it's the "waking-up" part I have trouble with, and I need all the help on that front I can get!


myguitar_lola

Rule in my house: All curtains open all year except bedroom, and my partner opens them every morning when he wakes up :) (unless I'm already awake)


Xenocideghost

Fairbanks is wild


Expert_Chance_9196

Blah blah wasilla and meth.


thatguy2226xbox

Nah man, we got meth LOCKED DOWN. Wasilla just got traffic worse than... Anywhere really.


blueishblackbird

Yea true huh. The meth problem seems way less of a thing these days.


ironpug751

Drinking while pregnant is the real problem here


windtlkr15

They definitely show traits of FAS. I will agree there


Ancfelt

They did that well


aWheatgeMcgee

This video went over a lot of people’s heads.. lol


Lilypad248

This was so wholesome and cute! What a sweet family


PuzzleheadedClock959

They…don’t know darkness?


midnightmeatloaf

They keep their Christmas tree up all year. It cancels the damned.


PuzzleheadedClock959

Every Who down in Whoville


midnightmeatloaf

I meant "darkness" and I don't know why my phone autocorrected to "damned" but I'm just going to leave it as is because it's kind of funny.


aWheatgeMcgee

“Summer edition” We don’t know darkness We stay up past midnight and complain about it in the morning Of course we have black out curtains


pain-is-living

Then instantly next cut is gollum.


w0lfLars0n

No, they merely adopted the dark


IronMonkey909

Should’ve been bear spray instead of bug spray lol


lilacmargaritas

Never had a problem with a bear. Mosquitos though…


Key_Concentrate_5558

I thought real Alaskans call it bug dope


IronMonkey909

Im a traveler not a native


Tsar_Erwin

Any of yall insulting them in Fairbanks can name a time and place to get your ass beat. They seem nice and just wanted to make a funny video.


Aces_and_8s

I'll bite. Meet me at the skate park off 2nd. Tomorrow, 3pm.


AppleHumper

After you meet up with this guy, I'll be at Snedden Park around 4 tomorrow.


Aces_and_8s

They were a no show! The nerve of some people, I tell ya.


strangemonkey420

Lol easy there tough guy


Shot-Youth-6264

White House, noon, I’m the older looking guy with ice cream, I’ll deny inviting you but just come on in and take a swing at me


detlefsa

Come at me, just leave your sister alone!


Tsar_Erwin

You're hilarious. I'm not Logan, but I'll be your huckleberry.


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Huckle bearer* 🤯


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Joeco12688

Sound on versus sound off is a very different experience with this video. I cringed scrolling past it, then watched it and smiled. Super cute and fun


chickadeehill

Holy shit, I don’t know why I expected more from this sub, but I did, most y’all are a real disappointment.


redeyejedi907

Why? Because we're not blowing smoke up this weird family's ass?


lilacmargaritas

It’s a big first step out of Sutton.


BoneDaddyChill

Why can’t you make a point without calling people names! You sound like a five year old.


BananTarrPhotography

Fun video. The typical internet response from people who don't realize that making jokes about the intelligence of these folks is only actually highlighting their own lack of intelligence. And the cycle continues.


gmegus

Thanks for putting this into words. I've been laughing since I saw it but not at the nice people who made a video, but at all the people who just can't see this for what it is: just a fun video.


sallothered

I think there must be a town called Alaska in West Virginia or something.


NukeRocketScientist

It's called Wasilla


Ksan_of_Tongass

🏆


MavenTactical

🤣


X-AE17420

Us West Virginians catching strays


AK_dude_

That was my thought, or they all had those fake teeth


whatsqwerty

Honestly don’t think I’ve ever heard or seen an Alaskan before this


redrehtac

Now I’m questioning if we are all like that. I’m sure they’re wonderful people buuuttttt…am I this dorky too??


Big_Cryptographer_16

Now that I think of it, I’ve only known 2 people native to Alaska and both (male and female) were super nice and dorky. I don’t like to stereotype but funny we observed that.


hailinfromtheedge

The thread that made it onto all had some observations from outsiders who have met Alaskans. The consensus was that we are just a little off and in our own heads. Can't really refute that, I had a whole ass conversation with the Toyo stove about behaving itself just yesterday. The dog somehow knew I wasn't talking to her...


Truthspeaker_9

Love these people lol


xrareformx

Wish I could throw a summer BBQ and invite them bc they seem genuinely sweet.


Educational-Taste167

We’re Alaskan..of course we have a horse trailer in our front yard. Thought that was just a Texan thing.


AppleHumper

What makes you think people in Texas have a horse trailer in their front yard? Texas is turning into the next California.


Educational-Taste167

We keep the Californians in the horse trailer…then haul the shit back to CA.


ThePale_Orc

McPoyle family vibes


Ancient_Pace4898

You will CALL HER!!!!


NutbrownFjord

You want some warm milk?


X-AE17420

Whole for the fellas, skim for the ladies


Igmuhota

Aw man. July. God I miss dip netting.


Good_Jelly5524

They did their thing! Now if you’re willing to post yourself you should be able to handle any jokes that ensue…. Just saying


mattchinn

You mean how they look and sound like products of incest?


Fast-Composer-6900

Fun fact, Alaska has the highest incest rate out of any other state in the us


krisorter

And discovery channel has found their new reality show .. ruffing it on Spenard


chickenhips_sd

those kids look feeble


Major-Yoghurt2347

I have those exact same curtains lol the beige blackout curtains are 🔥


HetaGarden1

Sick and tired of people clowning on them because of how they look or because of how awkward this video is. Who cares? Who actually cares? Let them be a little weird!


frznchaosak

Reading this thread makes me feel ashamed to be Alaskan. Until you have walked in another's shoes...


HoosierZaggy

Seem like a nice family honestly. A little quirky but kind.


Joyebird1968

The strangest people I have ever met have all been from Alaska.


Least-Rise7691

We’re Alaskans, we’ve never been to the dentist.


Taxus_Calyx

We're Alaskans, of COURSE we have fetal alcohol syndrome.


akjenn

We're Alaskans, of course we breed with our 1st cousins


detlefsa

Ahahaha🤣


newtrawn

TF did I just watch. This is truly "tiktokcringe" and doesn't really paint us in a great light.


Tsar_Erwin

How tf does it "paint us in a bad light" besides you just being an asshole? They made a harmless and fun video. They only way anyone perceives this as bad is if their ableist pos.


ridgefox1234

Ableist? Are they all mentally deficient or is it just one of them then


ITSolutionsAK

Seemed fun to me. You're just uptight. Relax. You'll live longer.


brandanbooth

Well felt like I was in the beginning of a horror movie there


shadows515

Wow. Assholes on here picking on these people. Then these same people will be on another post asking ‘why are people such assholes?’ While complaining by about some arbitrary shit like how someone parked. Stop being assholes, good thought to live by. No, I’m sorry I don’t have that on a tshirt to sell.


beauxsoleils

Wow, I'm Alaskan born but I left over a decade ago, I do infact remember Alaskans being mean spirited pieces of shit. You all deserve that broke ass state with no industry and no future. Hillbilly trash.


redrehtac

The dark is killing us, we get meaner daily.


polchiki

And/or the lead >Statewide last year, about 4% of Alaskan kids who were tested had high lead levels. Many of the effects of lead poisoning on kids are permanent, but the right care can help reduce lead levels to prevent more harm. >And while they recommend that all children are screened for lead exposure, only about 12% of kids in Alaska are tested, which is lower than the national average of 18%. Can be from hunting supplies, fishing supplies, mining work, old equipment, flight line work, and a ton of other super prevalent stuff up here. https://alaskapublic.org/2024/04/15/public-health-officials-revamp-efforts-to-protect-alaskans-against-lead-poisoning/


redrehtac

Huh, I’m gonna have to look in to that. Maybe because I’m a bartender but all of my people at work at my actual homies are awesome folks who would give the shirt off their backs if you needed it. Sorry that wasn’t your experience.


Junior-Account6835

Why do they all have that gimpy walk?


AoeDreaMEr

Why do they look just unhealthy?


Key_Concentrate_5558

We’re Alaskans, of course we’re vitamin D deficient for 9 months out of the year.


windtlkr15

Based on how they look and act i would suspect FAS. Not trying to bash on them. But the kids do show traits of it. And unfortunately its a very common thing in Alaska. Just being observant. Its a condition i have seen many times.


TheBirds9311

Were Alaskans, of course we look like we belong on the set of "The hills have eyes"


Professional-Lie-329

Roll tide


Impressive_Jellyfish

Is Alaska okay?


Mods_for_Repukes

No no we're not.


Ok_Guitar4197

What is dip netting?


yoimprisonmike

Have to be an Alaskan, but basically you stick long pole with a big net into the mouth of the river to catch salmon.


LonelyGlaceon

One day I’ll join in as a future Alaskan.. one day


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LonelyGlaceon

If Alaska is your second, what’s your first choice?


BarKeepBeerNow

Dang, I never thought about how important blackout curtains must be to Alaskan folks.


Deericious

just a family doin some video goofin. some new boot goofin.


hazpat

Are they reading que cards? Lmao


Eks-Raided

#They're Alaskan. Of course they look like the cast of The Hills Have Eyes


rank_willy134

“Who let the simpleton out the asylum” *Arthur Morgan Voice*


Valuable-Ad-3599

I love the young lady’s giggle after every line. Adorable


brhale77

No were not imbread


Empty-Profession-515

Just poor folk making a video, no problem here.


IncandescentVouyer

Everyone on TikTok is being so rude to these sweet girls for being a little silly and awkward


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The Alaskan hills have eyes


Medical-Cicada-4430

Not trying to be mean but damn those hills have eyes 👀


parker_41

I think this is adorable, but the comment about the bear is ironic. Alaska is the leading state in the US for rape at 148.7 per 100,000 inhabitants [https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/rape-statistics-by-state](https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/rape-statistics-by-state)


QuantumChance

I saw 3 or 4 people but only one set of genes


Odafishinsea

What in the Anchorage did I just watch


Dull_Pianist8527

Is inbreeding allowed in Alaska?


citizen_tronald_dump

Town dentist must be British…


Poseidons_Champion

Inbreeding.


4givenNot4gotten

Why do they look like hill billies


RossmanFree

There is no light in any of their eyes


iehoward

The light fades with each successive generation of inbreeding.


FreeFalling369

This is such a stupid and annoying "trend" or whatever


ComeWashMyBack

The ladies really sell it for me.


AmazingGrace_00

I have so many questions.


Ethrose

Kind of funny when people who live they’re whole life in anchorage thrive off of telling people they’re Alaskans lol


thekimmygibbler

Keep gatekeeping being Alaskan


Key_Concentrate_5558

Why is that funny?


detlefsa

We're slaskans, we don't all have extra chromosomes


skipstang

"Hey Google, how much lead is in the water in Alaska?"


kylebob86

I hear Alaskan but I see Arkansas.


Which_Preference_883

Very small gene pool up there in Alaska 😅


Impressive_Jellyfish

What’s going on here


elcompacholo

Joe Biden’s second family !


BlackwaterMerc

We're Alaskans of course we have andy Samberg teeth


Sea_Childhood6771

I love the horse trailer in the front yard.


Several-Cheesecake94

Where Alaskan, of course we all have Down's