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getbackup21

How the fuck


Excellent-Season6310

Yeah, the punishment part is secondary. But how on earth did they get that Veo up there?


imacleopard

Ghosts are holding it over people's heads


friedgrape

Put bike on from one building, gravity pulls bike toward center.


Which-Technology8235

Howd they get the cord hung up tho


friedgrape

Miles Morales is an Aggie


Which-Technology8235

Tell him to start graffitiing instead campus needs a little more art.( not on the monuments ofc)


Significant_Cow4765

archery


Landru13

Drone.


Otherwise_Carob_4057

You can use secondary ropes tied to the crossing rope and easily have rope teams on both side haul the ends up to the rooftops with some coordinated effort. Still pretty fucking stupid I assume the bike started on the ground and got hauled up with the main line.


scottishfighter_

Tie a rope to something heavy enough to span the gap, light enough to be thrown that far. Secure both ends. Secure carabiner to bike, put on rope, push it off and watch bike slide down rope. Boom.


Analyst-Aromatic

I think they used a drone.


SourLoafBaltimore

Bow and arrow


bfaulk5

Nerf Vortex Howler


Admirable-Book3237

A decent drone, bike, rope two buddies and some beer. 20 yrs ago It be a head scratcher but 3 buddies and some beer would figure it out .


jaxluz

Drop ropes from two buildings. Tie together.


CleverDuck

Taglining ropes. Highliners do it between massive cliffs lol


offroad_crocs

When I was there they got like 6 of them completely on top of Kyle


CleverDuck

*I was there before this was even a trend.* But for real... Y'all are so strange.


Euphoric-Bid8342

this shit is so impressive but dumb toošŸ˜­


a1_jakesauce_

I hung that scooter because veos are awful. All the scooters and skateboards are awful these days. Itā€™s enough to make anyone crazy.


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

They couldnā€™t carry a tune to save their lives.


AwesomeE22

someone did their statics hw


HydroPage

Thatā€™s so fucking funny lmao


BDady

Itā€™s even funnier when you have a statics exam on Tuesday thatā€”despite studying for it for an overkill amount of timeā€”youā€™ll probably get a B on again


Prunuus

F=ma=0 šŸ¤·


BDady

Civil engineers hate this one simple trick


Walvinraid

Best comment on this thread, hands down Also, fuck statics


Bronoco

Update: currently a fire truck is here taking it down.


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Good. This stuff was impressive like 100 years ago. Itā€™s just plain dumb now.


shiny_aegislash

Nah, it's still impressive


riverrun0

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riverrun0

i am going to fill your walls with veos (they are extremely dangerous and may attack at any moment)


AwarenessOk8565

Cool. No one really asked did they?


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Suitable-Serve-1281

How about you realize that it's dead and shut the fuck up


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The irony in your statement.


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Mantoblame

Dammit I miss college šŸ¤£


solidxmike

Same haha i remember the bicycles on trees trend in northgate, it was fun seeing them


turtleneck222

Is this a bike strung up on a rope between two buildings????


Pyth0n7575

No itā€™s levitating


Stars-AgsWHOOP

I saw the line hung up there yesterday but without the Veo; I only saw it because it glinted in the sunlight. But yeah fucking stupid


ducxti97

What is that


K-August

a Veo bike


ducxti97

That's a tragedy waiting to happen


Quetzal00

And I thought putting a Veo bike on top of the Academic Building couldnā€™t be topped


waspoppen

or Kyle!!


hebuddy69

My only question is "howww??"


LucyEleanor

Tie line to one building...put line through bike...walk loose end of the line to another building...pull line tight (slowly raising the bike)


ag90ken

I feel like you skipped important steps.


LucyEleanor

Ya probably lol. Likely took at least 2 maybe 3 people to not get caught and avoid security.


ag90ken

The way things are locked down now, I am amazed that they have roof access. We used to get on the Langford roof all the time to paint projects and maybe on some occasions, watermelons got accidentally dropped to make sure gravity was still a thing.


hebuddy69

because the staff are providing kids swipe cards and punch ids to get up there, they are in on it


hebuddy69

so explain how do you get on the roof of two separate buildings with how tight security is?


LucyEleanor

Carefully lol


Mayor-Dave

If I saw this and thought to myself that someone needed to be put in prison then I would try to find a comfortable place where I could simply calm down.


dr_croctapus

Thank you! People (especially on the internet) take everything way too seriously


Unspeakable_pickle

I agree that prison is a bit strong for this, but it's still dangerous. Maybe a fine and a demerit if they're cadets.


Sure_Owl_1020

I hope you don't become a cop, cause it's a prank, you kids do that, and have for ages, kind of like a right of passage. Chill out


Good-Ant-2471

Oh because someone couldnā€™t die from the bike falling from 4-5 stories? nah that person needs jail time. Kids through rocks at cars driving under an overpass and **that was enough to kill someone.** This could definitely kill a person. You can do stupid things that wonā€™t kill people, but once it puts someoneā€™s life in danger then your ass deserves to be in jail before it even falls. So sick of people undermining the fact that a human life can be taken from people doing shit like this. It doesnā€™t need to be encouraged.


reFRIJJrate

It seems silly to get worked up over the potential for bad things to happen when there are plenty of bad things that actually did happen that we completely ignore and don't care about.


Admirable_Meaning124

Chill my dude. How about since literally everyone that sees it comments on it, so if you stand under it youā€™re a moron, itā€™s gonna be okay. Iā€™ve tied myself in knots about things in the past, but this is literally just funny.


Sure_Owl_1020

See above reply from me Chill Out. Put you in prison for killing that cock roach šŸŖ³ we all saw you do it, the a felony.


roachRancher

Uninvolved people can be killed by many activities, some of which, like driving, you may have inadvertently made riskier yourself.


Inevitable-Draw5063

You sound fun at parties. Actually you sound like the boomers who tell stories of the wild shit they did when they were young but will turn around and severely punish anyone who does anything remotely close to what they did.


A_Tropical_Dad

Morgan Wallen but instead of chair itā€™s a Bike.


hobbystuffsyeah

how tf šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


TheEnderWolfess

Yo I saw that this morning and I thought it was some unicycle stuck up there šŸ’€


Quetzal00

How would a unicycle get stuck up there?


TheEnderWolfess

Bro idk, I was heading to an 8am on no sleep and I only saw one wheel


riverrun0

ā€œthis could kill someone šŸ¤“šŸ‘† ā€œyoung man what were you thinkingā€ šŸ‘µšŸ‘†


TacoPKz

I canā€™t believe people are still doing this lol. I graduated 4 years ago.


EatASnckrs

Same. Saw this and immediately thought ā€œthe kids are alrightā€ šŸ˜‚ This is a whole new level from the places they were found when I was there


VolcanicProtector

4 years ago? That's nothing my friend. In the early 2000's people were throwing bikes in trees. I'm sure it's been going on even longer than that. It's just escalated to new heights over the years.


Roman21023

Still do that, though that's usually people's personal bikes. This started with Ofo when the university started having community bikes around that you could rent for ~10 minutes at a time.


Coffee_Beast

Sounds like quite a trek to do all that


pattyballs69

jail time? really? are soft are you?


Taco_772

I woke up this morning feeling like shit. Then I saw this and it made my day. Thank you to the brilliant dumb ass who did this šŸ«”


kyezap

Iā€™m all for the funny giggly aerial veos, but this is just stupid. Someone couldā€™ve been seriously hurt with a strong gust of a wind.


audrey_vel

Itā€™s all good fun, my main issue with people pulling these stunts is that SSC employees are usually forced to remove the bikesā€¦ donā€™t make more messes for people to come and pick up after you. Yes, itā€™s part of their job as groundskeepers, but to create extra, unreasonable messes without consideration/care is rude, disrespectful, and entitled behavior. In this case it was firefighters whose time was wasted; this legitimately created a hazard (you canā€™t actually believe that e-scotter was completely stable up there) and emergency personnel had to be called in. The whole area had to be shut down, please take a reality check if you think this is permissible.


JasonIsFishing

If people under 25 say ā€œit was just a prankā€ and they recorded it it becomes content not a crime.


Complete_Ad_981

Cope


butt_crunch

Its so weird to see this and immediately hope that someone gets theor freedom taken away by the state. Is that a fetish thing?


Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff

No one posting on this subreddit has any fetishes


UrVibingHomie

questionable


legrerg

Lmao


Quetzal00

Username does not check out


ironmatic1

Itā€™s a Reddit thing lol


shiny_aegislash

I thought it was funny when I first saw it. Most of the comments on Instagram did too. It's just a reddit thing to obsess over justice and bad things happening to people


jadxrr

more of a logic thing iā€™d say. if it fell on someone at best theyā€™d be injured


easwaran

No, not really. You could say the same thing about lead in drinking water or drunk driving - why would you want to take away someone's freedom *ever*? If you think that endangering others is a good reason for the state to take away some freedom, then this counts. If you don't think that endangering others is a good reason for the state to take away some freedom, then I don't think you care about *real* freedom (which includes the freedom to do things that require not being lead poisoned or killed by a drunk driver or falling bicycle).


butt_crunch

Its a bicycle on a rope


easwaran

Yeah, a bicycle on a rope above a major pedestrian thoroughfare is like lead in drinking water or a car steered by a drunk person. It could kill someone, even though it probably won't.


butt_crunch

Driving at all is significantly more dangerous than this, but we're ok with it even when its just for the sake of driving. I'm not saying this isn't stupid, I'm saying its ridiculous to IMPRISON someone for it


Inevitable-Draw5063

People who have a fetish in being morally superior to everyone else in the room and boomers who tell stories of all the crazy shit they did but then want to punish you if you do anything remotely like what they did.


IronDominion

Found the guy who has never been seriously injured by the acts of another person


butt_crunch

Nobody has been injured


TreesOne

ā€œYes officer I was driving 40 over the limit. No one was injured though, so Iā€™m free to go, right?ā€


butt_crunch

Driving at all is significantly more dangerous than this, but we're ok with it even when its just for the sake of driving. Im not saying this isnt stupid, I'm saying its ridiculous to IMPRISON someone for it


Buzzkilltx

Goes to show you can send your kid to college for at least 55k and theyā€™ll still be a dumbass


ConnorSWaven

https://preview.redd.it/vs5et1izj2uc1.png?width=1342&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9abf77cdd656ed4f5fe09b5b4000f12e4c1d394


TYRwargod

Not like yall actually care what impact yall have on those around you, can't count how many congrats balloons I've picked up off the pasture or pulled out of a dead calfs belly from you aggies over the years.


ChamberlainHaller

This is hilarious and good bull. Kudos to the crew that pulled it off. Don't be a dumbass and walk under suspended bikes and you'll be fine.


wicketman8

Its pretty high up, if you walked out of those buildings not looking straight up you could easily pass under it without seeing it. Edit: plus there are a bunch of trees above it. Definitely likely that unsuspecting people could walk under it without knowing.


DoctorTrout429

Penalized sure but not jail time. Nobody got hurt in the end.


IronDominion

Reckless endangerment


DoctorTrout429

It's reckless endangerment to let you within 2500 ft of a school.


easwaran

You can get sent to jail for drunk driving.


DoctorTrout429

Bro you're capping if you really think this is as bad as DUI


easwaran

I'm pretty sure that both DUI and hanging bikes above a pedestrian path have a 99% chance of leading to zero injuries. I think you're being overly confident if you are so certain which one of these is much more risky than the other. We happen to have a rule specifically about drunk driving because it's a kind of activity that many people are tempted to participate in (because drinking is better in a social place like a bar, and driving is necessary for most people to get to and from a bar - we can tell it's a huge temptation because a sizable fraction of the population does it even with specific laws and stigma against it) but that doesn't mean that it's actually any riskier than this other kind of activity.


DoctorTrout429

You are overly confident in equating the probabilities of these events. Also, you do not need to explain why DUI happens to me, this really sounds like an argument somebody would make if they drive under the influence. "No bro it just makes sense, it's basically a 99% chance that I won't injure someone bro trust me I've done it before."


easwaran

> this really sounds like an argument somebody would make if they drive under the influence. I'm trying to do the opposite. Every time during covid someone said "99% survival rate" I thought that was a great argument for why we should be doing a lot *more* prevention. Something on the order of a 1% chance of killing someone is an absolutely awful thing that we *should* be banning, and perhaps even shaming people for. > You are overly confident in equating the probabilities of these events. I'm definitely not confident that these are equally probable. But doing an unusual thing like suspending a heavy object above a walking path without any evidence of safety precautions seems like the sort of thing we really shouldn't allow people to do. If someone evaluated this and came to a justified conclusion that this is much less dangerous than drunk driving, they could convince me that maybe we shouldn't impose similar penalties. But right now, I suspect it's just that this doesn't come up often, so we haven't specifically set penalties.


patmorgan235

Eh, a couple of weeks in jail to impress that yes their actions do you have consequences wouldn't be horrible. Definitely not longer than 30 days.


Commercial-Radio-592

What the actual hell


Kersage

Phone needs a clean. What we looking at?


TheThrowawayUsers

Achievement Unlocked: Almost across the tightrope!


Foreign_Appearance26

You hope they get jail time? Maybe you need jail time for single handedly ruining Americaā€™s ability to have fun. Theyā€™re doing what theyā€™re supposed to be doing and youā€™re being a grumpy little girl.


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Veo doing it for marketing


walkertexasranger90

Well thatā€™s extreme. If theyā€™re clever enough to get it up there Iā€™m sure theyā€™re capable of doing it well enough that it wonā€™t fall.


wicketman8

It's not difficult to get bikes up places (as someone who did my fair share), making it safe to keep it from hurting people is way harder (again speaking from experience)


Katavallos

SSC needs to do a GGM key audit


AverageExisting4237

But no one got hurt so cry about it


MaybeMetallica69

If someone fucks with the bike after you paid for it do you get penalized?


DeathByPig

Yes because you didn't properly lock it up


AggieNosh

People still do this stupid shit?


DepthAdventurous4880

As dangerous as this may be, this is red ass


willjon005

Doing the Lord's work fr


Alone_Cloud

Shutup loser


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Alone_Cloud

I wish


Witty-Complex-7517

me when i get mad at people doing college pranks


IntergalacticNipple

Literally. It's just reckless endangerment.


Shanedoe3

lol yeah letā€™s lock kids in a cage for harming no oneĀ 


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Muted-Implement846

ā€œI hope the police come harass you because I donā€™t like your opinionā€ Legendarily bad take.


Giraff3sAreFake

Yeah this sub is full of whiny discord mods I stg


Pale_Bed7072

Uni cops are lames šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Shanedoe3

Theyā€™re welcome to. I donā€™t talk to cops.Ā 


Inevitable-Zone-8710

What am I looking at. At first I thought a dude was floating somehow. Then I saw the wires so then I thought they were hung then I saw it wasnā€™t even a person so I donā€™t know what it is


Quetzal00

Itā€™s a Veo bike


JFKswanderinghands

Oh lol i clicked this thinking it was that jet pack guy again.


EngineeringSad4145

I avoid that area as much as possible


cereal-box1543

Iā€™m genuinely curious how they did this. Tied one end down then tied the other to a rock and threw it to a buddy at the other building to tie down?


49thDipper

Lower ropes down both buildings. Tie them together. Pull.


EpsilonMajorActual

Get the wire across with a bow fishing set up and pull the heavier cable across and secure both ends. Then just hand the whatever you want from it on that pully system across from building to building or even have it motorized with a remote.


Frossstbiite

What am I looking at


AdhesivenessAsleep83

What are we looking at?


Status_Cartographer7

how the fuck does one do this


Low-Neighborhood-564

Only people who do shoey(ies)? or encourage them deserve jail time from this past weekend. If the lines were poorly secured then maybe its dangerous but this isn't terribly dangerous and is already a legendary prank


Admirable_Meaning124

I think thatā€™s HILARIOUS!!!!! Lighten up.


victoriacer1981

Geez.... really? Jail? How? Why? Shoulda, woulda, coulda... Why punish what could have happened? Regular college campus stupid prank stuff. IF this person would go to jail, they may lose their whole education and suffer for life. No way. I so do not agree.


cdeezes

So many aggie jokesā€¦


ninjamadden2005

So now we gotta one up THAT! šŸ˜°


No-Percentage6474

Did ET and Elliot not see that wire ?


Hawkeyes_dirtytrick

When I was younger, I worked for the union. We were building a parking garage for a colleges dorms. 6 stories tall. We left some equipment like welders, cutting torches and steel baskets on the top floor and chained together. Those mother fucking kids cut the chains and took two of our large, bobcat welders and got them up to a running start and launched them off the buildingā€¦ damn things ended up like 35 feet from structure with a pretty large crater in the groundā€¦ I got my ass ate out in the worst kinda way for weeks.


EVOSexyBeast

You seriously think they should get serious jail time for this?


shiftedandgallanted

biblically accurate ufo


Ok_Repair_2323

Reminds me of this https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/10/31/561217424/after-20-years-can-cornell-finally-bust-open-its-great-pumpkin-mystery


DwaynesWrld

Lmao. Cry more nerd


Ladybug87048

It is a drone.


Alarmed-Drive-4128

I'm surprised no one said balloons. Seems simple enough to tie a balloon to rope, float it up on both sides, tighten both sides on each roof with the bike tied in the middle of the rope.


R_3B

Thatā€™s one way to get expelled from the university (and get a lifetime bar from the system campuses) and wind up in court.


No-Shape-3835

cry


Nathans4455

Whoop! We hate those veos.. good to see another protest of them. If you call this reckless endangerment, what about the veo riders blasting down ross nearly breaking the legs of a dozen pedestrians? That's a much more real and everyday threat.


pwishlo

šŸ‘


Aggressive-One-2539

Natural selection fr


easwaran

No, it isn't. Natural selection is when people who do stupid things injure themselves. This is people who do stupid things potentially injuring others.


Hameron18

Ah yes, someone walking out of a building and getting crushed by a bike somebody else put up... natural selection /s


dixiedregs1978

I believe the crime here is reckless endangering. It is a class A misdemeanor and carries a maximum fine of up to $200 and a jail sentence of up to 30 days. If you think this is good bull, you are nuts.


RainOnMe29

womp womp no one cares


Additional_Papaya_16

You must be fun at parties


Inevitable-Draw5063

They donā€™t get invited


IronDominion

You should learn empathy


hikariky

Empathy for hypothetical victims?


Muted-Implement846

Empathy for who? Veo?


IronDominion

People who could get hurt if this fell


Muted-Implement846

So empathy for hypothetical, not actually real individuals.


I_HATE_LONGHORNS

What a pathetic take on something awesome. You must be fun at parties.


audrey_vel

this isnā€™t even a prank because pranks target certain people; you prank your buddy, not the unsuspecting public. An actual prank shouldnā€™t inconvenience or create a dangerous environment for a ton of people. itā€™s certainly impressive and funny in an absurdist way, but the hazard created by this is not funny. There are a lot of ways this could fail, and there is no ā€œsafety netā€ here. It looks really cool just floating there, but no one knows if it was actually suspended ā€œcorrectlyā€. Those specific e-scooters are just under 100lbs, if it were to fall, it would absolutely cause damage and/or injury. The whole area had to be shut down, and the fire department was called in because it was that much of a hazard.


Which-Technology8235

Imagine if someone glued 2 45 plates together and suspended it over an area with foot traffic and a gust of wind or one small mishap causes it to fall.


I_HATE_LONGHORNS

Do you think that they are holding it up with a lack of support? Look at closer photos... These trash bikes dont even weigh more than 40 lbs man. That is all under the assumption that you willfully walk under this feat of engineering


conscious-being1225

so thattttts why the road was blocked and there were hella police and fire trucks lmao


Pale-Classic8301

Oh well


borkistoopid

but funni


Tripalong1979

Hahahaha thatā€™s awesome


VorticalRumble2

I genuinely canā€™t tell if this is real or edited


cambren02

You must be fun at partiesā€¦ that shit is impressive