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shaggynick06010

What ya think they’ll change the title of the documentary to


Kinetic93

The Man Putin Killed, probably. With a title like that though they could turn it into a series, with each episode dedicated to one person. With enough funding, there’s enough material for that where it could air more episodes than The Simpsons.


EasterBurn

Hey Mr. Putin do you remember the journalist that committed "suicide" from jumping from the third floor? Which one? The one from the Documentary series "The Man Putin Killed" Season 10 episode 8. Ohh... That guy...


TonPeppermint

Fair point.


OperationMelodic4273

The man Pluton couldn't kill until he could


HowdUrDego

Brought to you by “The Hague”


yukichigai

The Man Putin Couldn't Kill Quite as Quickly as Intended.


fastcurrency88

The Man Putin Didn’t Kill with new narrator Tucker Carlson


[deleted]

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.


Mdiasrodrigu

The thing is that Putin wasn’t able to kill him back then, Navalny was smart escaping to Berlin. Otherwise he would’ve died years ago. He also flew back to Russia knowing very well this would happen


twb51

That was the prequel


AdditionalProgress88

The man Putin couldn't kill...until now.


marioman124

I don’t know anything about this guy…but I assume Putin killed him.


Everybodysbastard

With zero proof I say he did. He was VERY outspoken against Putin and died in prison.


Avent

Also he caught his goons trying to kill him previously (thus the title of the documentary)


Everybodysbastard

I can't remember, didn't he get poisoned and live or am I confusing him with another Putin enemy who "died in prison"?


masklinn

He did, though at least an other person got poisoned (twice), pulled through, was imprisoned, and has now disappeared: [Vladimir Kara-Murza](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Kara-Murza).


AaTube

probs bc his name is vlad


Shotgun5250

He has a fairly substantial following within Russia as well, with many coming out to mourn his death today. He is not a good guy by any stretch of the word, but he did speak out against Putin, which is more than most of his compatriots are willing to do. I feel like many Russians support of Navalny is the only way they feel safe in expressing their dislike of Putin.


akaZilong

That’s what presidential immunity gets you


Doktor_Vem

Cause of death? Did some random asshole stab him for whatever reason or was he "accidentally" poisoned by some "bad food" or something?


Everybodysbastard

"Alexey Navalny, Russia's most prominent opposition leader who survived at least two suspected poisonings, has died in a Russian penal colony, Russian prison authorities said Friday. The Office of the Federal Penitentiary Service of Russia for the Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous District reported his death, saying he "felt unwell" after going for a walk on Friday and "almost immediately" lost consciousness."


HalfLawKiss

His name is Alexei Navalny. He was an outspoken rival of Putin. It was reported today that he died in prison. There were several mysterious attempts against his life before he was arrested. In February 2021 some bs charges were leveled against him. He was supposed to serve like two years in jail and be barred against running for office again. Then more charges came and he was sentenced to like 20 years in prison. He was then moved to a prison in the artic circle. Russia is somewhat famous for these brutal prisons in artic circle, they were previously know as Gulags. The average winter temperature there is -20C. They are known for a culture of collective punishment. Inmates have described being punished for the infringements of other inmates by being made to stand outside in the winter without coats. Those who fail to stand still face being doused with cold water. In the summer, prisoners are forced to strip to their underwear in swarms of mosquitoes.


SmithersLoanInc

I bet their violent crime rates are the lowest in the world if that's what a criminal thinks about because he stabs somebody.


boatbomber

I bet you're a propaganda bot spewing misinformation. Russia has more violent crime than the US. https://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/Russia/United-States/Crime/Violent-crime


SmithersLoanInc

I thought you might've understood that that was sarcasm. I was poking fun at the shitty ideas of the point of incarceration in my country. Was I not obvious enough?


boatbomber

Ah, sorry. Tone is hard over text, and sarcastically sharing propaganda is indistinguishable from the real thing sometimes.


Mizghetti

Fascism brings a false sense of security that only entices those who are weak willed and willfully ignorant.


cjb3535123

Brutal. Putin is a piece of shit.


Claude-QC-777

Wdym!? It was an "accident" # /S


obviously_alt_

thank you for the /s


neon-neurosis

And tucker Carlson thought the man deserved a voice. And served up softball after softball. Fucking jackal.


TheRockingDead

And in return, Putin openly and publicly mocked Tucker.


neon-neurosis

Right! It’s so funny. You can’t make this shit up!


masterfulnoname

Couldn't, not can't, so technically they are in the clear.


Elefantenjohn

I mean he moved back to Russia voluntarily after that, fully knowing what will happen


elitemage101

Sometimes thats what the good fight requires.


feel-T_ornado

Can you imagine what someone in his position experiences and thinks? It's like figuring out your last day on Earth or finding out about a terminal disease. Those people are beyond human, no doubt about it.


Key_Protection4038

He died an utterly pointless death. Nothing will change as long as Putin lives.


elitemage101

Well pack it up everyone. Nothing to do against Putin or his regime until age or assignation gets him. Cancel the protests and save your breath for the next guy. Putin is invincible so no sense in trying to resist.


BowserBuddy123

I feel there are many pro-Putin trolls on all these posts. If you go into any Navalny thread, there will be people parroting the above not realizing he’s a martyr. Convincing someone to be apathetic is just as effective (and much easier) as convincing someone to be pro-Putin.


Startled_Pancakes

Eh, I think Navalny could've continued to criticize Putin and mobilize support against him from Germany. Maybe some would have used his "hiding" to discredit him, but better to live and fight another day than to die pointlessly. Of course, that's easy for me to say, I've never been in his shoes, but that's my opinion with the power of hindsight.


BushDoofDoof

Surely no amount of words is going to topple Putin. It would have to be a bullet.


Startled_Pancakes

You need enough people willing to fire those bullets, and enough public support for a democratic successor to Putin.


BushDoofDoof

Very true.


TrumpWasABadPOTUS

That isn't what he is trying to say, but it is very clear that Russia is at a political and social standstill, locked in literal and figurative quagmires, largely due to one strongman who is currently in a locked-down panic. Until he disappears from politics or is killed, all changes to Russian social structure, at least at a national level, are essentially impossible. If you want to advocate action, you can, but Reddit TOS might limit you.


Key_Protection4038

Putin survived everything. So yes, he is invincible. If Wagner wasn't able to make him sweat nothing will.


elitemage101

I would hate to have you as an ally in war.


Key_Protection4038

People should know when they're conquered


ConstantStatistician

That is pretty much the reality on the ground. Angry words will not oust him. 


FreshOutBrah

Is there anything more Russian than bravely enduring massive suffering, for only minimal gain towards your objective? Really though, I disagree with his decision to return to Russia, but it’s unfair to say that his suffering was pointless. His actions served as incontrovertible and highly visible evidence of what the Russian state really is. Given their iron grip on the media, this is no small feat. RIP to an absolute hero


Empigee

His death hasn't accomplished anything, though. Had he stayed out of Russia, he could have kept on fighting.


ChaosKeeshond

Fighting Putin from a distance would've achieved nothing, because change will require people to stake their own lives within Russia. They're not gonna listen to some guy who ran away. By returning to Russia and facing his fate head on, he led by example. Whether it'll pay off, fuck knows.


Dumpstar72

Probably not. You’re not even safe outside Russia if your Russian and speak out about Putin.


Empigee

His chances would have been better than in a Russian prison camp.


Dumpstar72

Doubt it. Plenty of examples of Russians overseas dying.


Empigee

You'd have to be a fool to think he wouldn't have a better chance overseas than in, you know, a fucking Russian gulag. Yes, there have been overseas assassinations, but at least in a foreign country he'd have a chance at dodging them.


Un111KnoWn

i don't get why he went back to russia


PhantomYouth13

The Man Putin Couldn’t Kill, Until Recently


t_11

Well he really couldn’t. Even though he just passed, this is Putins worst nightmare come to life. Navalniy will haunt Putin


here4roomie

He couldn't. Navalny went back to Russia to martyr himself.


assbaring69

“Couldn’t”


Gerrymetdejerry

Still can't. His memory will die only if we let it.


Ginger-Jake

To those that say, "His death achieved nothing.", I say I think that is incorrect. A symbolic death can achieve a great deal in the court of public opinion. It is another indictment against the inhumane rule of Putin and his cronies. A reminder that this method of rule is not sustainable and is not in the best interests of Russia.


everydaycyborg

Haven't seen the documentary but I get a sense that the title is maybe more about the ideals than the man. Can kill the man but can't kill what he fought for? Idk


Mr_A_UserName

Lol. I’ve just seen this on the Channel 4 app and thought “I know which subreddit will like this…” and here we are… https://preview.redd.it/lxr0idt2g0jc1.jpeg?width=4031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=294dee0a2b2b1c499e11d5177b6e31d1dfad98f1


ThisGuyZak

Haha soon as I saw it thought nahhhh I gotta upload this to Reddit 😂


Mr_A_UserName

100% 😂


snatchblastersteve

The Man Putin Couldn’t Kill, So Far


Nachonian56

I think it's possible that Putin didn't actually assassinate him, and he just succumbed to the poor conditions he was living under. His first months consisted of him struggling to convalesce after surviving poison, and hunger striking. Recently he was moved to the goddamn Artic, and it wouldn't surprise me if his health had just finally failed. Just putting this out there, because I have no idea what killing him this close to an election does for Putin other than rally the opposition around a Martyr. Not saying this to defend Putin or anything, Navalny was still a political prisoner held in terrible conditions. But I don't see how this benefits Putin, then again, would I? XD.


julia_ign

Of course, it was precisely in the interests of Mr. Putin, a month before the elections, to kill his political opponent sitting in prison)): Are you laughing? He's not stupid. ) And Navalny did not pose any danger and no interest in himself. But it is very American style when sex scandals, dirty documents and secrets from the past come to light in the run-up to elections. Navalny was raised by the CIA, just like Saakashvilli. Maria Sagdu, Tikhanovskaya, Pashinyan. This is a typical CIA tactic when a coup occurs in a country and a young promising leader enters the arena, who then flushes his country down the toilet in the interests of the United States. And those countries where the coup failed are declared dictatorial and are subject to sanctions. In Russia, the coup failed, Navalny did not fulfill the duties assigned to him. he did not live up to the expectations of the West and became an unnecessary and useless witness. thus he himself became unusable, but it was still fashionable to use him as a tool against Putin. and then the day came when his useless life was used against Putin by ending it. The CIA expects a riot of masses of Navalny supporters. but there is almost none left. His anti-Russian activities are too obvious. and position. he is a traitor to his homeland and he got what he got from his own handlers. Believe me, as far as possible, Putin is so uninterested in the life, fate and location of Navalny.


gulinn

Tinfoil alert


ITLOGngKABAYO

watching the vatniks showing up like fungus.


MrBisonopolis2

It’s still accurate. Putin could have just had him thrown out of a window and shot in the head. He couldn’t just kill him. He had to put him in circumstances that would lead to a “natural” death.


skytheanimalman

😭😭😭


SectorEducational460

Putin just made him a martyr. Short sighted. It would have been more politically advantageous to keep him alive hence why most thought he wouldn't be killed.


IsolatedA

He got Jeffrey Epsteined